/got/ general

>>80304353
https://youtu.be/3vPt1wtGzAM
https://youtu.be/3vPt1wtGzAM
https://youtu.be/3vPt1wtGzAM

Reminder that this board is /tv/ and as such this is a place to discuss the TV show, not whine about the books. Whining about books makes you a bed-wetter.

Examples of bed-wetting behaviour -


Genuinely believing Stannis is still alive (delusional beyond belief)
Mentioning "Darkstar" (whatever that is)
Trying to cast or droning on about characters that will obviously not even appear in the show
Referring to the White Walkers as "Others"
Crying about some goofy zombie Cat Stark story being removed
Calling the Three Eyed Raven "Bloodraven" like a complete oaf
Saying "Dabid"
Not realising that saying "frogfu" is as beta as it gets
Whining about 104 year old Barristan Selmy being outnumbered and killed
Bringing up Reddit in any context
Using terms like "bookfag", "showpleb", "normies" or any cringeworthy variant


Please stick to discussing all the good and bad aspects of the TV show only. No bed-wetting.

If any of this post upsets you please do not whine like a child, kindly piss off to /lit/ and try not to weep when you get bullied.

>>80304491
You're doing god's work anon

>>80304491
>Genuinely believing Stannis is still alive
believing the hound was still alive was in the bed wetter copy pasta 2 seasons ago.

does anybody want to read my mock Dan and Dabid interview I just wrote up?

>>80304491
reddit the post

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Fuck! Jaqen H'ghar sacrificed his own identity to become a member of the Faceless Men!

His name, face and Lorathi heritage means nothing to him anymore!

>>80304491

not sure if show autist or high level troll, there is really little to talk about as far as the show is concerned mr. bossy pants

>>80304491
>Please stick to discussing all the good and bad aspects of the TV show only
You are aware the worst thing by far is how the show deals with the source material?
it's impossible to really get how bad the shitshow is without bringing up the books.
cry more showfag

>>80304637
Also Azor Jaqen!
Valar Dohaeris!

>>80304471
P U R E K I N O
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>>80304637
the only thing that matters to jaqen is rape. it's why he became a faceless man. to improve his rape score

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

How will they portray relationship Daenerys - Arya? I suppose they will meet someday. Will there be respect, friendship, hatred?

>>80304695
For the last fucking time!
Jaqen fucking H'ghar is not a fucking rapist! JAQEN H'GHAR IS NOT A FUCKING RAPIST!

>>80304491
>>80304541
>>80304603
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>>80304670
>>80304672
kill yourselves for taking the bait, every last one of you

Gendrick

>>80304785
is that what Jaqen screams as he rapes the waif?

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The One True Ship

>>80304778
who cares

>>80304778
>How will they portray relationship Daenerys - Arya? I suppose they will meet someday. Will there be respect, friendship, hatred?
Arya will pull whole concerned sibling trope and threaten to kill Dany if she hurts Snuh

>>80304813
NO! Because a man (Jaqen) doesnt rape Waif or any human/animal being at all! You fucking got that?!

Also why are you thinking that Jaqen H'ghar from the free city of Lorath is a rapist?

>>80304885
you seems much on the defensive about your rapist character.

Reddit general

Where da fuck is Salty Cunt and the guy who posts "friendly reminder that Syrio forel bla blah"?

Waiting for season 7!

>>80304778
they'll be BFF, do you not get how the show works already?

good guys = friends together. bad guys = friends together.

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>>80304909
Grrrrrrrr!
THATS NOT A FUCKING ANSWER!
KILL YOU!

I am making my way through seasons 1 to 6 for the second time at present.

Lots of great writing in these early ones, plenty foreshadowing of future events in the dialogue used in key scenes.

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>>80304973
I'm going marathon Game of Thrones a month before season 7 airs on tv.

Red Bull, kapsalon and popcorn will do!

>>80304968
so you're a murderer on top of being rapist?

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I don't know why i did this

Benioff on the shows continued success and race relations in the US:
"Let's get one thing straight, we make fiction, we're not kidding ourselves, there is no Westeros, Dragons aren't real, duh. But what Dan and I have been able to accomplish is nothing short of extraordinary, to develop authentic character drama and capture the human condition in a fantasy world -- we just feel so grateful for the opportunity we were given. To say that it is all good would be a lie, I mean I know at least, from a creative standpoint, our jobs got a lot harder after we were out of source material, but I guess we just got lucky ya know? I mean, Dan and I joked, what are we going to do? We didn't count on George falling behind the show! And as talentless kikes our first move was obvious choice, and ultimately what we went with, replace the character conflict with diversity and paint every white man as the antagonist. You get the moral high ground for having powerful women, and you get to see pathetic losers complain because the white guy was the super hero. And to that fan I say this: get used to it whitey, you’ve had your chance, now its time to get in line and see how it feels to be one of the people you’ve stepped on for so long.

Weiss : "At one point I told Dabid, if we keep it up at this pace, were not going to have any white guys left to kill by the end of the show. "

(Laughing) D. Benioff: I remember Dan and I were finishing up the script for season seven, I get a call "DABID DABID! It was Dan, drunk of course. He asked, any chance john snow is actually black or something? Can't someone put a spell on him? At first I laughed it off but, on second thought, is Dan a genius? I mean imagine, a world without white people, haha well, we can always dream.

bookfag here, whats it like being a reddit showpleb and actually thinking Stannis is dead? lmao cucks.

Stannis is foreshadowed and quite obviously set up to (in the books of course, plebs) take on the mantle on the Night King.

>>80305044
No murderer
No rapist
A man is only a faceless assassin!

>>80305078
showpleb? psh wikifag is obviously the optimal choice

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>>80305069

>>80305078

it tastes delicious that GRRM told D&D the eventual fate of stannis. theres a lot of people still alive in the books that you wont get to finish for the next 15 years

>bookfag
>reddit
>showpleb
>lmao cucks
>i troll u

the only thing you forgot to to was post a frog

>>80305136

lmaaao reddit. JEWS. C U C K S!!

Maaaan, /got/ threads used to be funny, interesting, crazy and cool thread to be!

But right now.....its kinda boring and lame.

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me on the left

>>80305167

haha NIGGER! am i right? this forum is awesome. not like that cancer facebook and reddit!

>>80305177
its been like this since between s3 and s4

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Jaqen and Arya are coming back to Westeros!

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Well folks, my time on 4chan is over.
If you excuse me, I must leave you for a long time being.

I must go back now, back to writting TWOW and ASOD. I will give my wife your regards.

And maybe then will I release TWOW next year if not this year.

And remember to check out my Wild Cards.

Keep you updated.

With friendly regards,
George RR Martin

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>>80305285
>>80302828 #
And more thing,
The Winds of Winter will be a masterpiece.

Till then, goodbye.

>>80305216

oldfag here. Been posting since season 3

>>80305069
bedwetter

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>>80305215
>haha NIGGER!
Watch your language!

>>80305285
CAPITAL GAINS??

going through the 2015 /got/ archive since i missed the reaction to it here.

>>80305403
C-can you p-post a l-link?

>>80305403
was that season 5? fuck why is that the least memorable season?

What will happend to /tv/ and /got/ when season 7 finaly airs?

>>80305530
>least memorable
Ssssssssssssssssssssssssss!

How do I leave 4chan forever?
Why do some people still go back?
Why is 4chan so crazy yet interesting?
Why is it called 4chan?

>>80305431
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/57698929/

ignore the reddit tourist.

>>80305861
Thanks a lot brother.

Which actress has the best ass on the show? Which actor does?

>>80304968
not even a homosexual man could be this gay. i have a hard time believing a woman over 18 would behave like you. you do know you have to be 18 to post here right?

>>80305863
? & ?

>>80305861
kek @ the trollfag making so many sad posts and getting 0 responses

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>>80305323
we use to actually have fun back then

>>80305920
oona chaplin

>>80305714
same thing that has happened the last couple of years

there will be multiple live game threads with quality discussion while this shithole is mostly abandon due to the special self-proclaimed bookfags trying desperately to troll the quality discussion threads

>>80305950
Look you dumd little faggot, you do know that this is just a joke? A roleplaying on 4chan just for fun and not to be taken seriously. Did you know that, stupid pleb.

>>80305828
>How do I leave 4chan forever?
If you find the secret let me know.
I was doing so well staying away from 4chan for a couple months. But I've relapsed. And now I'm binging. it's terrible, because it takes so much time. And all i accomplish is maybe sometimes out-arguing someone. But that's rare. Typically the arguments go on forever. Or devolve into base insults.

I wish 4chan didn't exist. I swear it's the cause of my life degrading to the sad state it's in now.

>>80305959
The fuck your talking to or about?
Which troll?

Friendly reminder that Syrio Forel survived and is currently disguised as Meryn Trant.

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how many chapters will based bran get in twow

>>80306094
so syrio is the pedo and not meryn?

really makes you think

>>80306094
There he is! I kinda missed you, where have you been?

>>80306054
ah so you're drunk then, got it.

>>80306094
Friendly reminder that S6 Jaqen H'ghar is the same Jaqen from S2.

>>80306178
Ah so you're on period and high then, got it.

>>80305977

I was being ironic.

I have to say though, as shitty and cancerous as /tv/ is, I do owe it for making me aware of the show. I remember seeing a thread praising the first episode, figured I'd check it out, and I loved it. Was surprised how well done the first season was, and I dived head first into it.

>>80304353
Azor Jaqen

Why did Rhaegar name both his sons Aegon?

Friendly reminder that......

>>80306451
Bran a cute

>>80304604
Sure post it my man

>>80306451
The Walking Dead is cancer and boring as hell.

>there are plebs among us who think GRRM will finish another book..consider me laffin

>>80306130

You thought it was just sword fighting he taught Arya?

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>>80306767
TWOW will be done soon promise.

>>80305920
Best ass ->missandei
Best ass-> gonna go with a dark house and say kitt. Hes a manlet so its nothing overwhelming.

>>68714581
hahahahahahahahahah, going through these old threads are great.

>>80306322
he didn't

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>>80304353
D R O P P E D
R
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>>80305828
Get a job, a real career one, then 4chan has no power over you

>>80306874
I was just memein' believe me I would be so excited if TWOW gets finished

>>80307427
He posted it again! That absolute madman!

>>80306861
he also taught her how to become a woman

Cleganebowl!

Can someone imaging the fight!
Please describe the how the fight would look like.

>>80306482
>>80305069

definiely could have made it more settle and took more time on actually making good funny points but i was bored and just went with >the joos boogey man

>>80308120
two big strong men....touching each other at vulnerable places....mmmmm

>>80308334

This show does a lot of fucked up things, but gay incest is too disgusting even for it.

>>80308393

that would be sooo epic! le lel :^) top kek am i right guys? typical of the jews too! sooo edgy and anti-white i can already taste the tears of those drumpfkins!

>>80304491
just say you are illiterate, there is nothing to be ashamed

>>80308393
there wasnt any in the books either until the new TWOW chapter where euron rapes damphair

>>80306572
And GoT isn't?

>>80306451
stannis is dead

>>80308633
didnt grrm once say he'd never have one of his pov characters get raped

>>80308801
males dont count

I reading through Tyrion chapters right now, starting with the first book!

>>80308536
alright we get it you're jewish or a leftie nobody cares for real

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Post Ellie.

>>80309677

le jooish boogeyman strikes again! always those damn jews haha when will we learn? gas gas gas

>>80309680
cute!

best most wholesome girl

why are you guys so obsessed with joos?

>>80309680
haha c-cute

>>80309734
do you want an apology? please don't let this ruin your day

>>80309843

apologize plz

>>80308292
It gave me a good laugh ty

>>80304670
>Mr bossy pants

Dropped

salty vs brad hand2hand combat

who wins?

>>80310376
I'm going to have to give it to salty. Brad is definitely an out of shape obese nerd, Salty may or may not be.

>>80310376
salty? brad?

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>>80306322
Because Azor Jon

Arya and Jaqen's Love & Sex scene.

>>80310376
Hey guys. I'm hear just about every day. Why doesn't anyone recognize me? I'm feeling left out.

>>80311693
what level of irony is this?

>>80311605
good post potential thread saver

>>80311729
Only 2.
1. I say it knowing no one will recognize me. obviously. I'm only being silly.
2. I secretly wish someone would recognize me. I'm so lonely. Give me a cool title, and talk about me, please. ;_;

>>80311822
i see. i thought there might have been a secret 3 level there somewhere.

>>80311882
If there was a 3rd level, it would be no secret. Irony is like a coin. You show one side, to hide the other. Then you flip it to show the other side, but hide the first. And back and forth it goes.
So the third level would be that I'm only being silly, by attempting to impress on you that I'm serious, by portraying myself as silly.

I could claim that I was 3 levels deep. But that would mean I really don't want to get recognized. When the fact is, I do.

>less than six months until Jon x Dany canon

>>80305197
you're a lucky girl, please treat maisie well

>>80312142
>less than six months until tumblr implodes

ftfy

>>80312201
There's got to be a better way to describe tumblr, other than "tumblr". Because I go there every day, and don't see a single scrap of Game of Thrones material. no one I follow talks about the show, and I'm following something like 150 people.

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>>80312588
>I go there every day

>>80312588
Well I'm talking about the game of thrones side of Tumblr, but that's way too long and you already know what the context is when I'm talking about tumblr here on /got/ so it's redundant to elaborate

>>80312691
Calm down. I'm only there for the art.
Yes, there are good artists on tumblr. Not everyone is a potato-nose drawing SJW.

>>80312741
I got what you meant. I just wish there was a better way to make the distinction. Because too many people lump the whole website into one. It would be like someone referring to 4chan as a whole, when they only mean /pol/.

>>80305249

So it seems that season seven won't have any Jaqen shit, but will we ever know why he was in Black Cells and was going to The Wall in season 2 and in season 1 end?

Why exactly did the First Men leave where they came from to find a place like Westeros. I wonder what they were running from?

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>>80304353
i-is she going to be ok?

>>80312953

whatever is beyond the five forts is my guess. I forget if there's an actual lore explanation for the first migrations of the first men, it's been so long since I paid attention to it.

I'd really like to see the east fleshed out some without totally destroying what mysterious aspects there are. the five forts are real, and they must have been put up for some heavy shit.

>game of white people

>>80312804
>when they only mean /pol/.

Except /pol/ is at least it's own separate thing with a name for it. What do you call the game of thrones side of tumblr that's just as short and easy as calling /pol/ /pol/?

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What if...

Arya kills Littlefinger,

the Lannisters conquer Dorne and Highgarden,

olena poisons herself after telling jaime she killed joffrey.

euron kills the sandsnakes,

dany has Randyll Tarly and Sam's brother killed

Cersei becomes pregnant but later has a miscarriage,

jorah is cured

thoros is killed by a wight bear

Viserion is killed by the Night's King and resurrected as an ice dragon

jon and dany have sex on a boat,

part of the wall falls

what if....

>>80313053
I wish I had a solution.

>>80313035

I wonder what the hell is in Asshai? Seems like a really cool place but yeah, I'm very curious why the First Men just decided to fuck off from they're homeland and explore until they discovered and settled in Westeros. They could've used up their resources in search of more but I guess that isn't a suitable theory or maybe the land were they came from wasn't parable enough to make a permanent settlement.

>>80313181
why did siberians migrate into the americas?
if there's free land, and an easy landbridge to get to it, people are going to go there because there's no competition
they don't really need a reason for leaving the other continent

>>80313255

the first king of the first men, garth the greenhand, is credited with basically starting agriculture, and planting all the trees.

>yfw the first men were basically dothraki on the eastern continent

>premiere date announced
>teaser trailer released
>/got/ more boring than ever

>>80313828
It's almost like we know the whole season already or something so the teaser and airdate mean nothing. Oh wait, that's exactly what it's like

>>80313973

with leaks so early, why wouldn't they mix things up? the joo hacks love shock and tweests, basically the only reason they wanted to do this series is because of the red wedding. Why wouldn't they throw a changeup after leaks like that so early? Not that it matters, the show now is about feminism and smashing the patriarchy, so I doubt they even care, but still.

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>>80305920
Emilia Clarke by a landslide

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>>80314196
here's the real pic

>>80314073
You think they'd rewrite a whole season during production over a leak that maybe .01% of the viewing audience will learn exists much less read?

>>80314274

anyone that is interested in GOT and has been on the internet over the last year has heard about the leaks whether they have read them or not. Shit, even my Dad knows about them, and he does not read message boards, only news.

>>80304968
>Grrrrrrrr!
>THATS NOT A FUCKING ANSWER!
>KILL YOU!
*unzips 7 foot long wakizashi from a portal in another dimension
*tilts tophat over one eye (my demon eye)
Kill me? You? I'd like to see you try.

>>80313103
DABID PLS

imagine being as autistic and as much of a buttblasted faggot as this spammer

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>>80314679
>>80314649
>>80314618
Thank you Uncle Benjen

>>80314655
I don't really understand what his agenda is. But he's not wrong about /tv/ and other boards getting spammed. I mean, if the cunnybot doesn't convince you that the sit is being bombarded with shitty spam on a constant basis, then what will? It's seriously out of control.

>>80314772
best forgotten meme

tfw no rickon and dickon gay emperors of westeros

>>80314844
I don't met this geme

>>80313052
no one would watch it if it was about niggers tho.

>>80314844
F/10
apply yourself

>>80315559
maybe because you just navigated here from reddit about 2 weeks ago

>>80308801
>Implying that Theon wasn't raped
>Implying that Cersei wasn't raped by Robert

>>80316001
no & nice bait

>>80316001
>>Implying that Cersei wasn't raped by Robert
no she wasnt

>>80314325
I have anecdotal evidence too, none of my normie friends or co-workers know jackshit about the leaks, casuals never do, most of my friends that do know they exist don't wanna read them, others read and don't believe until they see, some mix lads' leaks with others and think they're fake

>>80316527

well desu my Dad probably only knows about them because he is retired, so he's on the computer a lot more than most casuals.

Just saying though, dnd are in love with the epic tweests, so I was just throwing it out there that I wouldn't be surprised if they tried to change up some of the things that were leaked. I don't follow the production of the show, so I have no clue when they wrapped up shooting contrasted with when the leaks came out. Again keep in mind I do not care about the show anymore, beyond being a fan of the world that the books built, so it's not really something that effects me one way or the other.

>>80316001
>Implying that Cersei wasn't raped by Robert
she never said no/tried to refuse, not a single time.
not liking your husband =/= rape.

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Reminder that Stannis murdered his own brother, his own daughter, led thousands of men to their deaths in a losing battle (twice!) and it all amounted to nothing, and he will be remembered as a fanatical murderer.

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>>80304820
are we really supposed to believe she hasn't done it yet?

>>80316001
when was theon raped in the books

why are people so obsessed with rhaegary stu

>>80318218
Rhaegar was worse than his father

Jon is nothing like Rhaegar, because he's not a selfish, delusional, pompous piece of shit, and I don't even like Jon very much

>>80317684
>led thousands of men to their deaths

Jon snow does that too but as the Vale save his ass that makes him King of the north.

>>80318328
>not a selfish
he leads 2 armies ( book and show ) to death to try to save his brother and his fake sister.

>not delusional
he thinks he has to kill the bolton or "the north won't be united and and if the north isn't united they'll lose against the Others"..b ut the north WAS united.
United against him.
98% of the north was either fighting against him, or neutral. Only meme houses like mormont were with jon, with their 62 fighters.

>not pompous
book jon thinks he's hot shit at fighting and constantly brag about it. yet all he beat was peasants&shit.

Even after getting BTFO by mance he tells him that "next time it'll be harder".

>>80318354
>Davos tells them to charge
>everyone blames Jon

Oy vey

>>80318453
Okay, Jon in season 6 of the show is almost as retarded as Rhaegar

>>80318453
jontards absolutely btfo

>>80318453
>he leads 2 armies ( book ... to death

No he doesn't

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>B... Bran? Im cold...

Would you like to share my blanket?

>-nods-

>>80319018
The chick is like, "I want his dick
The dude up top is like "I want his ass"
Isaac is like "I want cuddles"
The dude on the left is like "I want weed"

>>80319018
Bisexual orgy

>>80319018
whos the sloot

>>80319110
I'd pay good tendies to be the meat in that sandwich. Honestly bran has surpassed most women as far as objective attractiveness at this point.

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>>80319185
Some girl who looks like a perfect pale qt

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>>80319448
>good tendies

>>80319591
what happened to the \w/ general?

>>80316155
they were married, it's never rape

>>80319992
Died within a week of the finale, kek

>>80318218
> Lord Rickard Stark demanded a trial by battle, and the king granted his request. Rickard dressed for battle, but Aerys declared fire to be the champion of House Targaryen. He had Rickard suspended from the rafters in the throne room, where his pyromancers, Rossart amongst them, kindled a blaze beneath the Lord of Winterfell. Brandon Stark was brought in as well, and placed in a Tyroshi strangling device, while a longsword was placed just outside his reach. Brandon was allowed to try and free his father, but the more he struggled to reach the sword, the tighter the cord around his neck became. Brandon strangled himself in an attempt to reach the sword and save his father, while Lord Rickard cooked in his armor.

This is your regular reminder that the above is literally Rhaegar and Lyanna's fault

>>80320428
how could ned ever expect a child produced by those two retards to turn out good

>>80320428
anyone else preemptively planning their suicide when the episode revealing their consensual marriage airs and in the after the episode d&d say its the 3rd "holy shit" moment from the books

>>80321337
goddamn i knew d&d were hacks but this might just be the most nonsensical plot-point they've created
especially if it means everyone instantly recognises snu as legitimate

>>80318719
>jon brings an army to oppose the bolton
>ultimately someone else gives the command to attack because Jon is too far ahead
>Jon isn't to blame for it somehow

Jeez I guess mute commanders can't ever be responsible for a loss battles, if they aren't the one who spoke the command? Jon led the army there to be slaughtered, not Davos.

>>80318922
fine, in the books he only WANTED to get an army slaughtered, but they killed him before he could do it.

>>80319992
>>80320384
what's that, westworld?
died a week from the finale, is it that terrible?

>>80322109
>Jon led the army there to be slaughtered, not Davos.

Jon didn't give the order that fucked up the plan and get them encircled.

Davos told them to charge and Davos had the archers running in which let Ramsay circle all of them, not Jon

>>80322563
details

barring a deus ex cavalry that neither knew about, doesn't matter what Davos does; They all die. Because Jon led them there.

>>80322813
Encirclement can't happen without them bunching up and you have no idea how the rest of the battle goes without the charge. Ramsay's plan relies on Davos calling those shots

>>80323480
it relied on jon taking the bait with rickon

>>80318354
>>80318719
>>80322109
>>80322563
>>80322813
>>80323480
i think that we can all agree that the real tactical blunder of that battle was the giant uselessly swiping at shit with his hands instead of going to town with a tree trunk

>>80323671
good thing he died, bitch deserved it

>>80323671
Agreed.

Could've been given a tree trunk, some big slag of metal to wield like a sword, a large chain maybe, some armor even if it's not perfect, made his own bow and arrow and snipped Ramsay before the battle began, but NOOOOOOOO, fucking D&D.

>>80319574

,,,more?

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>>80319110
tfw no frogfu waifu

>>80323659
That still didn't make them charge until Davos told them to, Jon certainly didn't when he could've, and he didn't for a reason

>page 9

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>>80325908
page 9 again
/got/ is getting pushed to the bottom under the pile of /pol/spam, cuckporn and cunny in the new lawless /tv/
we must endure

>>80326727
>/got/ has become the anchor of /tv/
There's no saving this board

>>80326727
>bran and rickon blue eyed but not gingers

the show ruined everything

>>80319110
We will never get to see her bush.

>>80327342
after 7x03 we will never get to see her ever again

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>>80327322
yeah i know, that image is weirdly inconsistent. some characters' looks are clearly more book-based but some are just copied off the show
lots of fanart has bran with brown hair for some reason. even eliaillustration who does a lot of book-consistent portraits has bran with brown hair but rickon and robb with red hair for some reason.
people just seem strangely inclined to do it

>>80323480
>>80323659
Ramsay's plan relies on having 6000 fully armored soldiers against 3000 starving savages in rages and 1 memebear.

Davos charging might have made things worse, but if LF isn't there they all die either way.

Numbers : Bolton
Weapons/Shields : Bolton
Armors : Bolton
Discipline : Bolton
Commands : Bolton (And if Davos doesn't charge, Jon dies before the battle, which - if you imply Davos made a mistake - probably isn't good that he's in charge now )

Jon's army doesn't have a single thing other than plot armor. There is zero reason for us to believe they would win. He's not using any strategy (that can sometime make the smaller army win), just a full on battle and may the best win.

Well, Bolton's are the best before LF's charge. We know that, Ramsay knew that, Jon had to knew that and went for it anyway.

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I miss her so much, /got/
I don't know how to overcome these feels. I don't know if I want to.

>>80327926
>6000 fully armored soldiers against 3000 starving savages in rages and 1 memebear.

Honestly, how the fuck did Ramsay's troops get small enough that they were nothing but those couple hundred shield guys and the couple dozen dudes with Smalljon to cut off a retreat over the body pile?

>>80328130
why was the smalljon a boltonfag anyway
did the show ever bother explaining that bit?

>>80328152
Jon brought Wildlings South, Umbers hate Wildlings, Smalljon thinks he'll be overrun then the Wildlings will attack the rest of the North

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>>80327322
>>80327593
even in the AGOT illustrated edition, he looks like he does in the show

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>>80328226
at least the comic got it right

>>80328190
ah i guess that makes sense
just felt weird since the umbers were such massive loyalists

>>80328190
>>80328324
>umbers hate wildlings
>Randyll hates wildlings
>everyone who hates wildilngs is a "bad guy"

>pls welcome the peaceful wildlings and dothrakis refugees in westeros


really makes you think

>>80312820
>any Jaqen shit
Please dont be rude, Jaqen is our friend.
Give a man a chance.

>>80314655
Who, which one are you talking about?
Who is this autistic spammer?

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>>80317862
These two meant for each other.

>>80328610
massive nonsense copypasta with a bunch of shit about not using 4chan or /tv/ or something idk
the posts usually get deleted after a few seconds of being made, but there were quite a few of them today
if you have 4chanx it will draw all deleted posts from the archives

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>>80324751
Did you say waifu?

>>80328743
OMG!
What can I do?!

>>80328828
go about your life happily

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>>80328226
because he was perfectly cast in the show and people cant get past perfection

BlueRay.

Daenerys is Azor Ahai

It's always summer
under the sea
I know, I know
oh, oh, oh

Why did got only have 10 episodes per season on HBO?

Cant wait for summer!

Jaqen H'ghar!

>>80330925
thank you for saving the thread based jaqenfag

>>80330947
Your welcome based anonymousfag

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Does nobody loves Jaqen h'ghar?
Really? Nobody? Jaqen only wants to be loved!

Is Joffrey merely a product of his upbringing or was it in his blood to be the psychotic little shit he turned out to be? If he'd been raised by, say, Tywin, would he have been a better king?

>>80331101
well he was into animal torture since he was young iirc but he also had severe daddy issues
i think he's just mainly predisposed to be shit

>>80330984
false, all jaqen wants to do is rape

>>80309680
BLACKED

>>80331101
pretty sure it's in his blood after a similar concept is mentioned about targ inbreeding

>>80331546

So Tommen and Myrcella turning out okay way just luck of the draw?

>>80331607
yeah pretty much
even though they should be extra-inbred seeing as their grandparents are first cousins

New question: If any of the main characters could be fostered before the start of the show, who would you have it be and where?

>>80332685
arya fostered in a coffin so we don't need to suffer through hours of her dull, irrelevant storyline

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>>80305069
>This bait
>Literally every new nigger character they introduced is a criminal/thug/lowlife and/or is killed immediately and pathetically.
>Xaro xan Dahookie
>Sallador Saan
>Hotar hoha somthing (guy with axe)

If anything D&D are, dare I say it, our guys

>>80307427
D R O P P E D

>>80332745

She got incredibly lucky not being raped or murdered between King's Landing and Braavos.

>>80313103
DR. MARLYN.

Roslin>Elia>Margaery>Sansa>Arianne>Cersei>Jeyne Poole>Arya>Catelyn>Lyanna>>>>>>>>>>Daenerys

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>>80309680

>>80332867
is this meant to be show or book?
roslin definitely belongs at the top if its show only but she's nothing that special in the books

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>>80332867
>Roslin that high
good
>Dornish anywhere on list except bottom
what the fuck

>>80332904
book

in the book Roslin prays to have a baby girl so her family doesn't hang her stupid husband, that's probably the nicest thing any female character has done in the series

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>>80332784
And what about him?

>>80332966
ah, so we're talking about how good wife-material they are as well as looks? dunno why you put cat so low

>>80332951
Can someone explain this picture?
I see niggers and a Dornish guard.

>>80332996
random, dumb, old curmudgeon

>>80333007
Kind of a mixture of both

Catelyn is low because she is a miserable bint with no sense of humour, probably boring sexually and looking at what she did to House Stark she would probably destroy my family

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>>80333062
i guess in extraordinary circumstances that kinda makes sense but she seemed like a pretty ideal wife normally
and you put her below cersei? doesnt make much sense

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>>80333016
>>80332951

>>80333120
Cersei is funny

I'll make sure to keep her away from Jaime

>>80333181
But she's mentally unstable, stupid, and will cuck you if she finds some reason to dislike you.

>>80333241
maybe I want her to cuck me?

>>80328130
lol remember when Stannis did his final march against the Boltons and they had 10s of thousands of troops out of their ass.

>>80328190
>Hates wildlings
>Ignores the call of the guy who cucked the wildlings and executed their king cuz muh Stark loyalty
>Season 6
>fuck my father and the starks i love the boltons now
really makes you think

>>80332867
>Roslin
She's fertile, I'll give her that much. Couldn't tell you a single character trait she has though. Also shitty family.
>Elia
Plain looking, sickly, boring, fertility issues.
>Margaery
Probably slut, secretly a bitch.
>Sansa
Egocentric, dumb, prone to winging.
>Arianne
Dumb slut, selfish, manipulative
>Cersei
Don't stick your dick in crazy, bitch is a walking red flag and you'd still wife it
>Jeyne
I guess if you have like a mind breaking fetish she's okay, if you can endure the nightly PTSD induced shrieks and bed wetting.
>Arya
She doesn't even want to get married, also she's pretty crazy.
>Catelyn
If you keep her at her place, she'd actually be fine.
>Lyanna
Slut, insanely selfish.
>Daenerys
If you don't mind getting cucked, she's alright, she wouldn't respect you, but you wouldn't see her much due to her SJW crusades, you could live a comfortable NEET life.

>>80333424
>Elia
>fertility issues.
she gave birth to two healthy children, she wasn't that bad

>Margaery
>Probably slut,
even the faith militant know the charges are bogus
>secretly a bitch.
what makes you think that?

>Sansa
>Egocentric, dumb, prone to winging
honestly she is probably the most intelligent female POV character right now, she has more wisdom than Daenerys or Cersei

>>80333534
just because she's not literally insane like dany or cersei doesn't make her particularly intelligent
she's basically doing exactly what lf says
although i'd still rank her pretty high since she's basically cat 2.0 and would be an obedient waifu and good lady

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>implying pic related won't save this miserable show

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>>80333665
they'd probably make him dual-wield and turn him into an even bigger meme than he was in the books

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>>80333349
no troll plz

>>80333665
Darkstar is Elliot Rodger but white and medieval.

>>80333723
>dornish
>white
ok ok i know daynes are basically valyrian

>>80333665
>failed to kill a little girl
how can one man be so incompetent

a distinct lack of anal in the sex scenes of A Song of Ice and Fire

>>80333893
because grrm's fetish is tits and lactation

>>80333893
Dany hints to taking it in the pooper in ADWD.

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>>80333918
source, you liar

his fetish is large responsive dark nipples [/spoilers]

>>80333963
>6 y/o getting breastfed
>sweetautist trying to suckle from sansa's tits
>sam's having hot breast-milk-sucking sex with gilly
>lord dustin expressing his desire to suck on catelyn's tits
that's off the top of my head, there's probably a ton more.
i dont even think grrm says a word about asses in a sexual context

>>80333963
when Sam loses his virginity he sucks the milk from Gilly's tit and quite enjoys it

What is Sweetrobin's affliction again? Aside from just being frail, I think it was mentioned in the books that he has seizures.

>>80333927
yeah but Daenerys is repulsive as a character

I actually hate everything about her and I don't understand why GRRM seems so enamoured with her

>>80334108
he's a powerful greenseer and the maester is feeding him medicine to dull his abilities
>t. preston

>>80334110
>I don't understand why GRRM seems so enamoured with her
he's carefully crafting he into the primary villain of the series

>>80334052
>sweetautist trying to suckle from sansa's tits
kek

Sweetrobin's crush on Alayne is really cute though desu, he even wants to marry her in TWOW

>>80304491
>Genuinely believing Stannis is still alive (delusional beyond belief)

I believe he's still alive just because of bullshit TV tropes. In every major character death, we've seen the gory details, heads rolling, blood everywhere etc. But with Stannis its a fucking cut to the next scene. You don't pull that shit unless you're going pull that bullshit "hurr the character isn't really dead and is going to come back to save the day at another time" bullshit.

>>80334151

Fairly pure, considering I guaranteed his mother never told him about sex because she was sheltering him so much.

>>80334152
there simply isn't room for stannis to return in the remaining seasons. and D&D made him burn shireen to ensure that the audience would hate him and not want him back.
blackfish got an offscreen death too, and im not expecting him to pop back up next season. they're simplifying the story and don't have the time or plot complexity to bring characters back like that.

>>80334179
his idea of marriage is eating lemon cakes and being told stories about the winged knight

>>80334234
>don't have the time or plot complexity to bring characters back like that.
they could if they wanted to, but it's obvious that D&D only wanted to adapt the series up until the Red Wedding and had no interest in the series after that

they're killing off as many characters to reduce actor salaries, it's all about money at this point

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>>80334151
i think what's really going to go wrong with LF's plan is sweetautist simply not dying
it just doesn't seem like GRRM's style to kill him off

>>80334276

Probably for the best, considering he wouldn't survive his attempt at reproduction, and in his line the seed is definitely NOT strong.

>>80334312

You seriously don't believe Littlefinger is going to have Robin overdose on his medication?

>>80334312
I don't understand his plan

We know that he wants to marry Sansa himself, I don't get this whole pimping her out to Harrold Hardyng

>>80334365

It's just having her collect titles that he can then lay claim to when he marries her and her husbands die.

>>80334331
he has to be subtle as fuck about at, maesters are in charge of that shit
sansa doesn't want him to die and LF would probably try to make her complicit in it since robert trusts her, so she'd try to avoid him getting an overdose because he's a nice kid (sort of)

>>80334331
That's what Littlefinger wants, but I could easily see it backfiring.

Sweetrobin seems to be developing a tolerance to a lot of medication because of overuse, he might just become immune to them. Or instead, the maester and Sansa could stop him taking them.

It would be hilarious if Harry the heir breaks his neck jousting in TWOW and Sweetrobin outlives him

>>80334466
>harry dies in the jousting just like ser hugh
>sansa has the exact same reaction
POTTERY

>>80334312
I get the feeling Robin won't die either. Something will go sideways and LF will have to keep him alive to maintain the control of the Vale. I suspect Harry will get himself killed.

>>80334559
i hope the vale is forced into the riverlands frey civil war that preston is predicting. one of the rosby freys is also a maester in the vale iirc
that would be pure plotkino

>>80334598
>preston is predicting
hahahahahahaha

>>80334628
it was one of his better theories.

>>80333853
he would've killed her but his horse fucked around and jump up on it's hind legs you moron

>>80334909
>can't control his horse
and he calls himself a knight

>>80334909
Wasn't it her horse? Either way Darkstar is fucking ridiculous.

Dany chapter 2 AGOT.'It meations that the people of pentos want her to hurry up an get married because they are paying the bravos up the ass for security.

Why pay water dancers so much and why are they mentioned in the 2nd Dany chapter? Message!

>>80332881
better ded than blacked desu

>>80335530
wait are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Daenerys is Jaqen?

>>80318453
>Jon getting BTFO by Mance
my favorite moment in ADWD

>>80305197
did they fuck?

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>>80336097
>Deanerys is Jaqen?
Sigh...just no.

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New thread when?

>>80336145
kek that was a great moment, Jon thought he was hotshit and got rekt.