>The Mummy is a woman >Set in modern times Why would anyone

>>80303377
>The Mummy is a woman
Well no shit, men can only be daddies.

>>80303377
Rip-off from Enchantress.

>>80303424
this

>>80303424
then how does Cruise turn into a Mummy? checkmate cis-trumps

>>80303377
The trailer has issues, but it looked semi interesting until this Enchantress 2.0 bitch shows up and ruins Tom's hard work

>mummy remake is tracking poorly and is a laughingstock thanks to that one trailer
>studio is desperate to turn this around with reshoots
>add post-credits scene with an old grizzled Brendan inviting Tom Cruise to the Monstervengers

could it happen?

https://youtu.be/zI0MGrwqb6w

>>80303610
>add post-credits scene with an old grizzled Brendan inviting Tom Cruise to the Monstervengers

This is already happening with Russell Crowe as. Dr. Jekyll

>>80303377
Tom Cruise is a fag in real life but I'll watch a rip of this because the clip of him walking slowly in the forest with a bat in his hand ready to bash some zombie skulls looked kino as fuck

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Women are literally ruining everything

Wish I was living in the 50s

>>80303377
I just can't wait to see Tom Cruise and his obligatory running scene.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>80303659
What would be so bad about that? Women were a lot sexier in the 50's and not tryhard slagshit

>>80303622
uuuuuuAAAAAAAAAAH

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>>80303912
It would be great. That's what I'm saying

>>80303622
is this real?

>>80303978
idk anon

>dubs of _____

fill in the blank

>>80303886
>>80303622
I can't stop fucking laughing. I'm picturing Lucas running the pitch meeting for this movie and him saying "And then he just keeps going "AAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAA!" with no other soundtrack!" to that guy and him giving him that look.

>>80303978
Yes, the 5.1 audio got fucked when they uploaded it to youtube. It got taken down eventually.

>>80303622

Oh thank you for the biggest laugh I've had in a few days

>>80303424
kek

>>80303977
Buena

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>>80303622
This will literally never not be funny

>>80303424

Whoa whoa WHOA, I think you need to check your privilege. Mummy's can be any gender, it's 2017. My mummy was born male as was my daddy m8.

I thought the Valerie Leon one was boring. Good luck if they make it out alive.

>>80303622
no brendan

>>80303622
>Welcome to a new world of Gods and Monsters
Nice touch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_Vi8LltUbI

>>80303377
Why dont they just throw a cruise missile at her or something?

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>>80305459
They are.

>>80303424
Go to bed dad

>>80305524
and she doesnt die?

>>80305713

She dies eventually from AIDS because he's gay.

It's a very long film.