How far into the opening can you make it without laughing, this scene is beyond ruined for me thanks to you big guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRCM0jWEQjQ
>>80295302
4 seconds .. the power stance is all it takes.
I didnt laugh
I just can remember the autistic memes created by you guys. Its sad, actually
>ruined the scene.
but we've made you realize what an incredible scene it is. the depth of each line, each look, each pose is just way beyond the average person to even see.
>>80295353
actually a sign of Autism is an inability to detect humor.
time for a checkup, Sheldon.
>>80295302
Bane (in the hood) slowly looks at CIA when he says his name, what did NOLAN mean by this?
The first dude putting his hand on the steering wheel already gets me since some anon on here pointed it out
I like the way Doctor Pavel stares intently at CIA when he says "they're not my friends!". He's clearly trying to mentally tell CIA that this is a trap.
Nolan is truly a genius.
>>80295302
BANE?!
>>80295302
was anyone here in the pre-big guy days?
>>80295451
Great now I'm laughing at it, fuck you
>>80295451
holy shit how did I never notice that
I watched the movie after getting into this meme for the first time. Laughed so hard it almost made me go full ahegao from hysterics. Good times.
Serious question:
If Aiden Gillen suddenly starts talking shit about Trump, would Baneposting die?
>>80295451
jesus fucking christ
did Nolan get anything about that scene right? What the fuck
>>80295451
Whats funny about it
>>80295383
>we
Kill yourself you pathetic mongoloid
>>80296241
cool your forehead or you will be forced to leave.
0.02
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYQpJHmo8nE
>>80295302
Dr Pavel, I'm CIA
7 seconds, held it at power stance but lost it at briefcase scene
>>80296091
It would be extremely painful
>>80295302
I started laughing before I even opened the video
What do I win?
>>80297082
>>80295302
Honest to god the opening shot of the field is enough to do me in.
Once upon a time I could last up to CIA saying "Bane?" but no longer.
>>80295302
1:37
>>80296149
ask your neurotypical personal helper you autistic jagoff
worst Grammy and Oscar snub in history
https://youtube.com/watch?v=e4G8IlNYgws
>>80296123
BRAVO
>>80296091
No, it would just keep evolving into shoops where Trump is in the scene instead of Bane
>>80296091
Baneposting is like Pepe, it belongs to the people now.
>If Oi could catch da bandit, it would be qoite da feader in me cap
>Dere might even be a promushun innit fore me. Maybe a post in Lundun ore Noo Yoork
Poetry. The tragedy of Bill Wilson and Bane foreshadowed in the prequel.
>>80295451
>That whole "oh shit I'm supposed to be driving look"
Beautiful
Leave Bane to ME
>>80295302
I lost before I opened the thread. The music popped in my head and I started chuckling.
>>80300962
You're a big eye
>>80301015
For Eru
>>80295302
The way the guy that didn't fly so good gets dragged to the door made me lose it
>>80300908
A BEWMISE TANGERINE THE SOIZE OF A REWBY
0:01
The sound of the engine alone gets me.
>>80296008
I can never fucking hear "This can't be happening! I'm in charge here"
F
Alright 2 questions. Why does CIA pull the gun out like the bagged men could see it, like all threatening like. And second questions is why didnt the just bring in 2 bodies so someone didn't have to be found in the wreckage, brother.
Literally the most forced meme in existence.
>>80301273
Those are your questions?
Not why does the gun make a sound but doesn't discharge a bullet? Not why did they switch blood (as if they could switch it all, and even if they could, as if that would fuck up the DNA testing)
>>80301273
>Alright 2 questions. Why does CIA pull the gun out like the bagged men could see it, like all threatening like.
To complete the illusion. He's method acting.
>And second questions is why didnt the just bring in 2 bodies so someone didn't have to be found in the wreckage, brother.
Uh...you don't get to bring corpses.
>>80301137
I don't think he says it. I think that's from a later scene.
>>80301273
the way he yells is ridiculous too
>>80301352
It's his internal monologue from the novelization.
>>80301396
>the novelization
of course. Of course that's where it's from. Christ, bane posting never fails to impress me.
>>80300695
Pepe is dead anon. The normes got to it. You /pol/ bastard better not do that same to baneposting.
>No! They expect one of us in the town of Wreckics, Uzbekistan, brother!
What did Bane mean by this?
>>80295402
A sign of autism is thinking that someone else has to find Baneposting funny because you and some other people find it funny
>>80301458
>blaspheming Kek
smdhautbqhwuf
>>80301509
Stay in /pol/ with your leaf meme.
>>80301458
I don't think normies wanna touch Pepe anymore, he's been on news, Anti-Defamation League, and Hillary's website labeled as a neo-Nazi symbol.
>>80295302
>3:07
>soldiers just randomly start punching the tied up prisoners
>>80301585
>Kek
>simply a /pol/ meme
Oh you sweet summer child...
>>80301605
Fair point.
>>80301509
>posts saturnic snake meme picture
back in the oven schlomo
usually can't even put the tape into the VCR without bursting out just picturing it
>>80301605
It's true, Pepe has never been less of a normie
>>80296096
Nolan got everything about this scene right. Although he could have spiced up the end of it a bit
>>80301743
>Apep
>Satanic
Next you'll be telling me sinners shouldn't have their hearts eaten by the Devourer
Every piece of dialogue sounds so weird in it now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFzl0_Qeb84
>>80301794
thats literally saturn above his 'wings' you filthy subhuman. you might as well have posted a picture of moloch, its the same deity.
>>80295345
This
>>80301654
Kek is a sandnigger God's nickname pushed by a leaf.
>>80301839
It's all part of Kek's plan. Remember that Kek Himself came from the Darkness.
>>80301919
>Ancient Egypt
>"Sandnigger"
>>80301923
fuck off idiot and stop posting saturnic kike shit.
>>80301919
Perhaps the same could be said of Christianity.
>Levantine semitic God
>Spread by the laurel wreath loving Roman Empire
I only ever last until I remember the music sounds like a mosquito
>>80295302
>12 seconds
"Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA"
>>80295451
you fucker, now that part is ruined for me
>>80301112
What the fuck
Seems impossible to last the entire scene without laughing. I loose it before even playing the video...
Dr pave im CIA
Everytiem when Bane says PLANE
>>80301015
For view.
>>80295302
The little skip CIA does when he jumps over the first captive's legs always slays me.
>>80295302
2s in when you see Dr Pavel rolling is thumbs
>>80295302
When Bane is unmasked and the two guys behind him look at each other like, "Woah, dude, its that Masketta man!"
https://youtu.be/6hPuAI-A-bI?t=22m39s
He forgot the name of the "main mean character" can anyone remember it?
>>80295302
You could say that this whole scene is a "plain wreck".
>>80295345
>read your comment
>open video, think I'll not laugh
>laugh at the power stance and again at "I'm CIA"
>>80295302
Is this edited? I can't even fucking tell what's real anymore.
>>80295302
0:01 the way they bounce around in the car makes me giggle
>>80304793
HOW THE FUCK I HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE?
>>80301654
You're right, it's a reddit meme. Fuck off.
>>80301605
>>80301769
Politics is a normalfag interest, anyone who cares about it and posts about it on 4chan is a normalfag. le reddit frog kek is a normalfag meme.
>>80305229
BANE?
>>80301474
>t.autism-O
Aidan's face always looks like he is trying his hardest to hold back a cheeky dad joke or some shit
>>80300908
BECUZ SUM MEN ARGHN't LOOKING FER ANYTHIN' LODGE-ICAL, LOIKE MUNNY. SUM MEN, JUST WONT TO WOTCH DA WOLD BUHN.
>>80305455
Reddit poaches all "its" best memes for 4chan newfag.
>>80295302
I can never make it past the power stance.
Following that, I find all of the following funny.
DOCTOR PAVEL shouted loudly when CIA is off camera is completely jarring and weird.
The exchange between CIA, Pavel, and Mosquito Man is so quickly blurted it's unnatural and weird, like they're reading off of cards and their goal is to begin their sentence RIGHT when the other finishes
BANE?
But only ONE of YOU *waving gun gingerly*
HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD
Bane's voice
FOR YOU
NO SURBIBERS
After that it's just noise and nothing is funny.
Will it ever be solved why Bane decides to leave his brother behind even though he obviously knew that the flight plan was a bluff?
>>80305637
Was he his real brother or just his "brotha"?
>>80295612
This place must have been insufferable pre big guy
>>80305866
Bre-TDKR and post-LOST was a dark time indeed.
>>80295451
this
>>80295302
in all seriousness what was the point of all this? what did bane gain? they already had pavel? to find out what CIA knew? all that elaborate plane shit just to read on their intel?
>>80307471
To fake Dr. Pavel's death so they wouldn't go looking for him.
>>80295302
The second I hear tom hardys retarded bane voice I lose it.
Masquetta Man always does it for me
>>80301474
Somebody get this hothead outta here
>>80295302
already laughing before I even click the link
>>80307471
Dr Pavel refused their offer in favor of CIA's. They had to find out what he told him.
>>80296123
KINO
Nolan does it again
The part that actually slays me every time, rather than just a smirk, is when the soldiers turn around and start beating up the bound and bagged prisoners on the plane instead of trying to shoot the armed intruders and Bane
>>80301112
Alantutorial?
>>80308597
She's a big goddess
>>80295451
this, but as soon as he comes on
>>80305497
kek
>>80295302
2:01
Absolute kino, bravo nolan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSRylVSfxyw&t=165s
>not watching it subbed with the original voice actors
7 second.
Tried to hold it at the power stance but just couldn't.
>>80295302
I got to "Bane?"
There he is, there he goes again.
Look everyone, I posted again! Did not the dude's shit surrounding? Oh my God! I can almost see your pathetic slices glowing in the dark, all illuminated by your screen is the only source of light in your county. On laughing like a little girl again when writing your little shred of Bath and filling the hood. You know what? Maybe even filled it. Maybe you're a NINI so disgusting you paid for 4canal pass and all you have to do is choose the photo. And boy, do not know the photo? The epic agent CISEN is not it? I guess, Mojoncito, cagandote both laugh while clicking to throw your Takis the floor. But it's Thumbs, your boss cleanse him in the morning. Oh that's right, he chispoteĂł not tell me you live with your mom! You're a fucking fat fucked and I like you already got fed up with you. So pissed of errands all day, every day, for a grown man who spends all day in 4changos posting about a crap film layer. Just imagine it, and then you had thought you'd be a politician or a footballer or something chingĂłn and then you became a NINI. A pathetic fagot NINI bathroom. She probably cries until he falls asleep every day thinking about how fucked up is the roll as would disappear. Do not even try to talk to you because everything you say is "FOR YOU, FOR YOU, FOR YOU".
You have become a parody of yourself. That's all you are. A sad dwarf laughing in the dark as he prepares to delve into the same dance that has made chingamadral times already.
And you know what? That is all that will be.
>>80295406
Wtf why does Bane look at CIA when he says "Bane?"?
you guys are still on about this?
it's not such a bad scene. the action right afterward makes up for it. it's an absurd comic book movie. don't expect it to be deep and introspective.
>>80308750
jesus christ, i just noticed this
>MARR?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zlIGxpFMvj
>>80308213
Except Bane does nothing but glare at Pavel for a moment, he says that line then makes zero attempt to find out what Pavel told them.
>>80301112
so this... is the power of femanons
>>80311482
SOME GUYS ARE BIGGER THAN OTHERS
>>80301458
/pol/ actually managed to take the meme back from the normies, and make it incomparably more powerful at the same time.
>>80311482
lel
Masketta man's slight nod when CIA asks if it's Bane always gets me.
https://youtu.be/UHsrJTXk5To?t=30
>>80301648
That's the scene that puts me in hysterics
>>80295302
HOW CAN ONE MAN BE THE E N T I R E CIA?? IT MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING SENSE JESUS CHRIST
>>80295451
I never noticed that. Holy shit. Banescholars will never find all the secrets of this scene.
I start chuckiling immediately at the guy remembering that he's driving, which escalated to full laughter as soon as I see the power stance in the next shot
>>80312301
I genuinely can't tell if people have been so ruined by memes that every single thing in that scene is laughable, or if the implication of that is the meme
>>80301474
>>80313275
His left hand is on the steering wheel, right on the stick. He just moves his right hand back on the steering wheel.
>>80301112
Those are the most disgusting female hands I have seen.
>>80313295
no, that little thing he does is defenitelly comedic
Pepe?
>>80295451
I don't understand what's supposed to be funny about it. All he does is grab the top of a steering wheel. Someone fluent in autism please explain this to me.
I can't watch any part of this movie without laughing. It's the most quotable movie since Anchorman.
>>80295302
I like how the gun CIA fires doesn't have any recoil or muzzle flash.
>that power stance
>you're a big guy
That shot cracks me up
>>80313447
>Pepe as CIA
>>80295302
I can usually hold in the laughs until "he was trying to grab your prize" with the shot of CIA making a smirk and then that fucking neck vein in "Bane?"
>>80295451
That did give me a chuckle tbqh
>>80313472
The implication is that the scene started shooting before mosquito man was ready and he forget to be holding the steering wheel
>>80313472
The actor forgot to be holding the wheel during the shot and suddenly grabs the wheel, and they stuck with that for the final cut.
>>80295451
It was literally the only part of the scene that didn't make me kek. Now that's gone too.
What did the CIA want with Pavel? Did they know about Wayne Corps nuclear reactor?
>>80313913
He knew how to operate the nuke plot device.
>>80295302
>2:55
>one of Bane's henchmen bumps his head against the outside of the plane
>>80301605
This is almost as good as the exploding van
>>80301605
>>80313509
>>80301605
It's actually made him even more popular with normies you retard.
>>80313509
>>80313509
meant to post this
>>80295302
I don't laught at all, but quite honestly I don't laugh at anything these days
What is the point of the button Bane presses at the end and why does it make a gunshot sound?
>>80295302
>The Maskta Man
>>80295302
>>80295402
>>80301378
Bane being more audible than CIA while the airplane door is open (also not yelling and a hood covering his head) is one of the least logical parts of the scene.
>>80295451
He has his hand on the stick shift and moves it to the wheel. Do you kids know what a car is?
>>80313472
>>80313774
>>80313789
What actually happened though is he's driving stick and moving his right hand from the stick to the wheel while holding it in his left hand.
But the idea is funny.
Why didn't Bane & Friends just kidnap Dr. Pavel while they were in the car?
>>80314805
Because they had to throw the CIA off. If they just kidnapped Dr. Pavel before getting on the plane the CIA would have looked for Pavel and his kidnappers.
>>80305637
im gutted such a beautiful man had to die
but to answer your question bane says "hes expects one of us in the wreckage", the guys name is juan (juan sounds like one)
>>80295302
smiling before it starts desu
>>80295302
I do have to chuckle at CIA's cheeky smiles when he's trying to trick the mercenaries. The guy has fun with his job.
>>80295302
>How far into the opening can you make it without laughing
The part where the masketta man puts his hand on the steering wheel
>>80312794
He's a tulpa, a thoughtform created by the collective minds of every CIA agent.
He should've been the perfect agent. The fact that Bane still beat CIA is meant to show just how powerful (and big) Bane is.
>>80315098
>leaves one of the kidnappers in the plane
>tears the back half of the plane off and leaves debris all over ground
>this wouldn't be seen by aircraft investigators as a source of any possible attacks or foulplay
>a plane crash wouldn't have caused news coverage even if it was local news
>RADAR systems wouldn't have picked up a cargo plane flying suspiciously close to another plane before said plane mysteriously disappeared
>no one tracked or saw a cargo plane flying over various countries land or takeoff
>the black box or flight recorder wouldn't have showed any information on what had happened
Bane's plan sounds stupid desu
>>80315860
Plus consider how ridiculously dangerous it is. Did they rehears all this? How many planes did they go through while practicing it? And are those planes just littering the ground somewhere or did they clean it all up?
>>80296448
kekekekek
>>80295302
"Not good enough blow more air into facial cheek"
>>80301648
Holy shit I forgot that part.
FOR FIVE YEARS THIS STUPID PIECE OF SHIT MEME HAS BEEN POSTED 24/7, ONLY THIS BOARD CAN BE THIS FUCKING AUTISTIC. I HOPE THE FUCKING MODS PERMABAN ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS, GO MAKE YOUR OWN STUPID BOARD AND CALL IT 'LE EPIC BANE CHAN'. IT'S PROBABLY THE MOST RETARDED THING IVE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET, I ACTUALLY FEEL SAD FOR YOU PEOPLE THAT ARE SO AUTISTIC THAT YOU POST THIS THINKING THAT YOU'RE FUNNY, 'LOLOLOLO LOOOK AT ME IM LE CIA XDDDD SO EPIC EPIC FOR THE WIN EPIC MAYMAY' /TV/ IS A FUCKING SHITHOLE IM SICK OF YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS POSTING THIS STUPID ASS MEME 24/7 FUCK OFF U FUCKING FAGGOTS STOP POSTING THAT STUPID CIA AGENT AND THE OTHER ASS BANE, 4 YEARS, 4 FUCKING YEARS POSTING THE SAME SHIT, NOT EVERY WEEK BUT EVERY HOUR, EVERY HOUR THERE'S A BANE THREAD, ON EVERY BOARD OF 4CHAN, U FUCKING AUTISTS, IVE NEVER SUCH SUCH HIGH LEVELS OF AUTISM, THIS BOARD IS MORE AUTISTIC THAN ALL THE OTHER BOARDS COMBINED, THE DARK KNIGHT SUCKS DICK AND SO DOES YOUR WORTHLESS LITTLE BOARD, I BET YOUR DICKLETS START TINGLING WHEN YOU POST SOMETHING ABOUT BANE, ISN'T THAT RIGHT FAGGOTS? I BET THAT YOU GET SOME SEXUAL STIMULATION FROM UPLOADING A PICTURE OF BANE TO YOUR BOARD HUH? I BET THAT YOU MASTURBATE TO THE THOUGHT OF GETTING FUCKED BY THE ACTORS OF THE DARK KNIGHT RISES. IT'S PROBABLY TRUE, YOU'RE ALL FAGGOTS AND WANT BANE'S DICK. OH LOOK ITS TIME TO REPOST UR STUPID CIA THREAD, GO AHEAD AND CLICK THE BUTTON WITH YOUR GREASY NECKBEARD FINGERS. I BET YOU WEAR FEDORAS AND TRENCHCOATS TOO. STUPID ASS FAGGOTS, THIS FORCED MEME IS NOTHING MORE THAN SHIT, TRY HARD FEDORA NECKBEARDS ATTEMPT AT BEING ORIGINAL. YOUR "OC" IS PATHETIC, JUST SOME SHITTY PAINT EDITS OF THE SAME PIC OVER AND OVER. WHAT A BUNCH OF TALENTLESS FAGGOTS, GO CHEW ON YOUR MOUNTAIN DEW AND YOUR DORITOS. IM DONE ARGUING WITH YOU FAGGOTS, GO CHECK YOUR STUPID DUBS AND RE-WATCH TDKR FOR THE 50TH TIME WHILE YOU MANCHILDREN KEEP REPOSTING THIS UNFUNNY CRAP EVERY SINGLE HOUR
>>80316714
>>80316714
They are gonna call him a "hothead" now it is meant to discourage other people from engaging in this kind of frivolity
DR PAVEL, I'M JPEG
BANE: No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.
CIA: If I pull that off, would you die?
BANE: It would be extremely painful….
CIA: You’re a big guy!
BANE: For you!
--The Dark Knight Rises
I wonder what Bane tries to mean here.
Is it "a big guy for you" or "extremely painful for you"?
>>80316714
>>80316714
Are you ok there? It seems like the head is reaching critical levels
>>80316714
>>80309346
>yfw the alantutorial saga isn't over
>>80295302
Three seconds, watching Masketta Man realize that he needs to have his hands on the wheel to drive
>>80313994
Holy shit
>"the masketta-man"
lost
>>80295345
>The actor that plays Barsad forgets he's the driver of the vehicle and quickly grabs the steering wheel, but stares at it first.
Jesus Christ, not even 5 seconds in, and I'm already laughing.
>>80313994
ne... hahahaha
>>80317229
He's a big guy for all of us
>>80318348
Barsad? You mean Mosquito Man?
>>80313994
what the fuck
I still dont understand what happened
So they had Dr Pavel, but they needed to get on a plane and then recapture him from the plane, with the explanation of "finding out what he told you" but they dont even attempt to figure that out, and Dr Pavel presumably knows this but doesnt just tell CIA flat out at the start
I remember seeing it in the cinema in 2012 and being so confused
Serious question:
What did "Sir?" guy see looking down when they came from above?
And why where they still so surprised once fire opened when he warned them 3 secs ago?
>>80319562
They needed to get the good doctor's blood into a body on the plane and crash it to fake his death
>>80313994
Jesus Christ.
First kek now this, egypt confirmed for meme masters of time and space.
I'm CIA
>>80322698
No, I'm CIA
>>80313994
>>80320952
>Aidan's character in Quantum Break is seen holding a ram/ewe statue
It just keeps getting deeper
>>80301458
>pepe is dead
huh, according to the ADL is ours again
>>80313994
M E M E M A G I C
what a time to be alive lads