Isn't it cute how Mike is all chilled out during RLMs a

>tfw you'll never have a long life friend to watch movies and drink beer with

>>80295072
>>80295102
Why does RLM's fanbase only consist of lonely, sad losers?

>>80295355
>friend simulator channel
>audience is people with no friends

Really makes you think.

>>80295961
fuck i thought i was the only one that pretended they were my friend

That's how a lot of people sound in interviews when they're not surrounded by friends, and basically in a comfortable state. Just basic stage fright, bro.

>>80295072
How tall is this manlet?

>>80295072
He tries his moves on the tard guy?
Where that pic where his arm gets rejected by a girl?

>>80295102
>tfw I've never been close enough friends with someone that I could hug him

>>80295102
People honestly dont have RL friends?

Mike and Rich's friendship is really sweet.

He has gained so much weight.

Why can't he be like Jay?

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>tfw you will never give Susan a cleveland steamer

>>80297718
>Where that pic where his arm gets rejected by a girl?
You mean that pic where two people that have been in a relationship for years re-adjust their positions on a couch?

Still would fuck a fat Mike though.

Why are you pathetic faggots so obsessed with the weight of everyone at RLM? They're just a group of friends goofing around. What does their weight have to do with anything? Why would you care? It's fucking creepy.

Twittered it

>>80297655
6'1 I believe. rich is barely 5'9.

don't know how tiny jay is.

>>80297830
The Mike and Jay one is even cuter, imo.

My heart melted when Mike made the Sausage Party joke on HitB, they're so cute together.

>>80295102
I did but he tried to kill himself and moved home. I miss him.

>>80295102
i'll be your friend
we can watch movies together on skype or something

When you simulate your friendship with RLM do you imagine yourself sitting next to them cracking silent jokes - or do you take the place of an existing cast member, e.g. Rich?

>>80298616
Kys

>>80298616
Skinny Mike riding my cock as we're both watching a movie.

>>80295072
>incredibly shy and inoffensive during interviews? :3

What? He seems pretty normal there imo. Maybe he's had too much coffee and is a little nervous in the convention environment.

>>80298202
this is the saddest thing I'll read today. I know you're probably autistic but holy shit dude...

Why have so many faggots infested this site?

It's gotten worse and worse since reddit infested

>>80298616
I'm always a special guest

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>>80295072
anyone have any good paintable rich and jay reaction shots?

>>80298616
I pretend I'm Rich Evans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbEM-oZyGo8

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>>80295102
I have two but one's a Muslim who won't drink and the other's a giant pleb.

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>No more wheel of the worst

>>80298616
I'm beardfat. I make jokes and observations that make everyone go silent and uncomfortable most of the times.

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>>80298616
I pretend that I'm a regular RLM member that has a RIch-tier friendship with Mike that's not quite as funny as Rich but gets better joke reception than Jay. I'm mostly stoic but make the occasional joke that sends Rich into a fit and /tv/ refers to me as /ourguy/.

>>80299111
reddit and tumblr are taking over this site

>>80299014
I think he is just a normal person and the persona he puts in his video is just an exaggeration of his personality for entertainment.

As opposed to the autists on that guy with glasses that crank it up to 11 when ever a camera is on

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>>80300018

Patreon fags, when/what is the next upload scheduled?

>>80300018
>and /tv/ refers to me as /ourguy/.
that'd be one of the most bittersweet moments of my life. yay people accept me but ah jeez its trash people from the hacker known as 4chan

>>80300018
was it autism

>>80298962
Which movie?

>>80300018
If we were members of RLM you just KNOW we would spend hours every day reading and shitposting in these threads every day.

I'd love to see the funny fake gossip random internet strangers made up about me and my friends.

>>80300349
No Country for Old Men. Maybe Gettysburg. I'm more in a Coen mood though.

I like to pretend that I'm sitting next to them and I'll usually drink a beer everytime they drink. I don't like to think that we are recording for youtube and it's just a case of us hanging out and disusing movies

RLM fanboys are some of the gayest in the e-celeb niche

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>>80300018
>and /tv/ refers to me as /ourguy/.

>>80295102

I have friends.
I have my very best friend.
but I wish I had people who were more like me and liked the same shit as me.

I have people I really enjoy hanging out with socially but would think I was crazy if I tried to get us to watch Troll 2 in a group

>>80299051
far from the saddest post in even this thread, anon.

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The sad thing is, if Mike knocked on my door right this instant and asked me to join RLM, I'd say "No!"

Why? Because there's no fucking way I would be in front of the camera. Imagine being seen, judged and mocked by hundreds of thousands, if not millions of people. I totally get why Jesse left the show.

I'd fucking kill myself if Jay caught me picking my nose and edited into the next BOTW. Then I'd have to come here and see my face posted again and again with some weird 2 page copypasta written about nose picking.

I'd literally fucking kill myself.

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>>80300472

this desu, it's ok to have mates that will go to the pub and shit but c'mon, lets do a resident evil play through or something

>posting in a literal shill thread

>>80299905
>friends with a muslim
How? you know as soon as his imam gives the order, he will behead you without question

>>80298616
I replace Jack and basically pretend I'm getting the questions he's getting and I give them non-reddit answers. Sometimes I pause the video to do it.

>>80298141
jay is somewhere around the 4' mark

>>80300018
this would be you, rember tht
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTN6gL21F60

>>80298616
i'm the quiet guy who hates on everything

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>>80295102
>tfw your only 3 friends are capeshit plebs

>>80295102
i have my brother, spend every friday night watching some movie together, been doing it since we saw alien together when i we were pre-teen in the late 90s

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>>80302292
i don't have any friends but i have 6 siblings and we're all reasonably close and spend a lot of time together, similar interests etc. so i'm doing fine

i'm okay

>>80300635
Get around some friends and grow a thicker skin, my dude.

It took me a long time to get it but when friends mess with you, it's typically because they feel comfortable enough around you to give you shit and when you give it right back to them, they respect you even more.

>>80300635
oh she left? This is such great news.

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>>80300018

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>>80295102
>grew up in the bible belt
>everyone in high school was a douche or an edgy try-hard
>moved away and made friends in college
>watched movies/tv shows with them all the time
>tfw they all moved away/died and I havn't found anyone else

Today I found a small theater in my city that has a bar and does VHS screenings and plays old cartoons and shit once a month. Actually found it because Jay mentioned some weird horror movie on his twitter and I looked up where it would be playing. Maybe I should check it out....

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>>80300689

>>80295072

probably because he's not autistic and knows strangers might not get his sense of humor he displays with his friends and online fans

>>80300635

I would think it was funny and probably ruin it by trying to do shit like that on purpose.

>>80300635
>I totally get why Jesse left the show.

she left the show because the thirsty fucking weirdos autists on Reddit started a sub on her, posting her pictures and some alleged started to stalk her as well.

when it turns out some fantasist autistic cunt is following your movements, it's time to get out of Dodge as it might not be long before he's wearing your skin

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>>80300018
wew lad

>>80303521
Why is she such a coward?

By all accounts, it sounds like it was some light cyber stalking. It's not like they followed her around in a chaser car.

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>>80299575

>>80303521
Exactly. She was sexually bullied off the internet. You need to have thick skin to be seen by millions of vicious youtube commenters.

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>>80300018
This is a 4chan-meme post, right?

>>80295072
so old he wasn't yet the obese alcoholic mess he is today

>>80304942
>Jay
>get apartment doxed, car doxed, creepy fans send weird gifts to his home address, family doxed, friends doxed
>still does his videos

>Jessi
>mean comments on YouTube
>goodbye forever

>>80305616
If their genders were reversed they'd react completely differently.

>>80305616
jay doesn't really have a choice. that's the only job he's ever had and ever WILL have.

jesse on the other hand has the luxury of choice, she can leech off mike and work a part-time "job" in the back office.

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>>80305616
WHO IS BEING MEAN TO MY JAYFU

>>80305926
It's actually Jay's fault for being too secretive and coy about his personal life.

>>80305926
Me

>>80305869
>jay doesn't really have a choice. that's the only job he's ever had and ever WILL have.

No, no. He has video editing and production skills. Before RLM got big, he and Mike made wedding videos and did corporate work and stuff. They're not totally without skills unlike many other youtube show creators.

>>80297558
Plus this is 6 years ago. I'm asssuming if he was interviewed today he'd be a lot more professional.

>>80305616
She knew what would happen if she stayed on cam.Their fan based is unstable to say the lest.

>>80295961
>>friend simulator channel
Friendship simulator? explain this reference please?

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>>80305978
>blaming the victim
that's not very progressive of you anon...

>>80303521
>>80304244

This is just speculation. No one has any evidence one way or the other for why she left. It may have very well been retards on /tv/ for all we know.