*BUURRRRP* "God's not real Morty"
>the redditor begins to chuckle
"L-life is pointless Morty, your *URP* parents are fucking idiots"
>the redditor laughs out loud, spewing Cheetoh crumbs all over his desk
"W-wake up fucking sheeple, everybody is an idiot but me"
>the redditor can hardly contain his full bellied laughter as chortles begin to fill the room
"WUBALABADUBDUB POOPY DOOP FUCK SHIT"
>The redditor starts convulsing on the floor, gasping for air between spasms of laughter
"mmmm get schwifty"
>the redditor's heart explodes and he dies
every motherfucking day godamn it
is a good series and nothing you do can change that tv
You are one pathetic triggered faggot op
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We get it. You're a fan of your particular sky spook. That doesn't mean everyone else is.
You people have had thousands, and thousands of years to prove your case. You lost. Cry some more.
Sorry if you can't handle hot globs of truth OP lmao
>>80292255
wtf I'm a #DawkinsMissile now
>>80291876
>>80292255
Fucking idiots OP is clearly trying to false flag as a hater..... SAGE! HAHAHAHA YEAH BITCH YA JUST GOT SAGED DEAL WITH IT!
>Welcome to Reddit Morty!
>Funny cat pictures Rick!
>Wow here's an upboat Morty!
>Karma conspiracy Rick!
>Wait til le Summer hears about this one. Front Page Morty!
>I tip my hat to you, I tip my fedora to you Rick!
>And in this moment I am euphoric Morty!
>You sir are a gentleman and a scholar. Who said chivalry is dead Rick!
>Carl Sagan +1 Adios Morty!
reeeeeeddiiiit
1st season is pretty good
>>80291613
>HE'S NOT A CHRISTIAAAN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuAvRCSWu8I
*BUURRRRP* "Jesus is the one true God"
>the /pol/ack knods his head in approval
"SJWs are retarded Morty, all *URP* leftists are fucking idiots"
>the /pol/ack bangs a fat hand on his desk in solidarity, spewing Cheetoh crumbs all over his rug
"W-wake up fucking sheeple, whites are becoming a minority"
>the /pol/ack can hardly contain his tears, his hands begin shaking with autistic rage
"WUBALABADUBDUB, CuckNN IS FAKE NEWS LETS SAVE THE WHITE RACE "
>The /pol/ack starts uncontrollable crying, gasping for gulps of Mt. Dew between sobs
"mmmm Jews did 9/11"
>the /pok/acks heart explodes from a CIA shill's heart attack gun and he dies