>"Oh look who finally came out of his room, ahaha"

>>80290872
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

>>80290872

https://www.rabb.it/r/9f5fwa

"oh, where is your gf anon"

Flex my 'ceps then walk out cause I don't fuck around with dumb bitches.

>>80290872
"It's the smell," Agent Smith.

Why does this room reek of fish?

>>80290872
this is my nightmare.

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>>80290872
We're watching the uncut version.

>>80290872
>what do brehs?
This is not a real situation that will ever happen to anyone. Stop wasting my time.

>>80290872
Chrish it while they still say 'look who left his room!'
I'd give five years of my life for people to start wanting me around again.

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Put this on

>>80290872
If you look at them closely none are even above a 6/10

Wiggle like a jellyfish, screech like a hawk and fill my diaper.

>>80291934
Was thinking exactly the same

Suggest Satantango

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*put on mean girls*

OMG I LOVE THIS MOVIE ANON X20

LAY DOWN AND LET ME LOVE YOU

>>80291934
It's because at a glance people in groups look more attractive

>>80291978
Mean girls is a very good film.

>>80292051
>film
it's a flick at best.

>>80291904
I'm surprised seth rogen is playing anything other than lmao dude weed

All those cosmetic products in one place

I need all of you to put your shoes in this bag and show me your feet.

>>80290872
>what do brehs?
Ask them why they're sitting turned away from the tv if this is movie night

>>80292373
wall projector obviously. that's what the chair is for.

WE'RE GONNA WATCH PAW PATROL MEETS EVEREST AND YOU ROASTIE WHORES ARE GONNA LOVE IT

>>80292109
(You) don't even go here

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>Hello ladies, tonight we will be viewing Pasolini's opus, Salo, or the 120 days of Sodom

>dancing bear comes in

>>80291904
They wouldn't understand it.

>>80290893

kek

obviously this.

>>80290872
>Jesus Christ almighty! Ok then let me just search my August underground DVDs, this is gona be great!

>>80290872
The film where I sniff all your feet.

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>people fear what they don't understand

Magic Mike probbably. each girl will be so horny after it you'll probably get pitty sex just based on the fact you have a penis

>>80290872
Turn round and go right the fuck back in my room...it's gonna get screachy.

>>80290872
Wait a while I have to check "movies roasties will never understand" on 4chinz/teevee.

Average people look disgusting. Thank god I don't go outside.

THE STENCH OF FISH MUST BE UNBEARABLE

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>naked feet everywhere
>turn eye contact to 150% to counteract

>>80290872
You can start by getting out of the way out of the TV you FUCKS

>>80292151
Kek

>>80292650
>OMG I LOVE THIS MOVIE ANON X20
>LAY DOWN AND LET ME LOVE YOU
faggot

>>80293178
I don't understand how anyone can watch those with a straight face.

>>80293827
Titties or the bulge?

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>>80293178
RobLiefeld.jpg

>>80293941
seriously whats with the perspective there how do these people get jobs as professional comic artists

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>>80294044
oh boy

>>80293827
It's impossible, the films are so great you can't not express emotion, good point mate.

>>80294121
>films are so great
Oh, I get it. We're being "ironic" here. Oh yeah, they're pure kino, bro.

>>80294156
>>>/reddit.com/

>>80294160
>>>/r/DC_cinematic
Heed your own advice, reddidiot.

>>80294156
Nah you fucked up, I took advantage, there's no winning for you here.

>>80294192
>wah wah I win you lose
Go take your ritalin.

>>80294243
>i'm a fag

>>80294276
We already know that, nancy.

>>80290872
SO MUCH ROAST BEEF

>>80294593
SO LITTLE TIME.

>>80290872
A) imagine the smell
B) What idiot set that room up, how the fuck are you going to put a tv side by side with a couch
C) they all look like they're deep into the pregame and about to go out so nothing

fucking sluts I hope they all get pregnant

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I have just the thing ...

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>>80294682
>max hardcore

my nigga.

>>80291978
gonna cum to this later, thank!

Batman V Superman : Dawn of Justice Ultimate Edition

>>80290872

The Cure for Insomnia

just some light watching

>>80294682
>>80294959
oh yeah, gettin double ass fucked

>>80290872
h-hey.

h-how about d-drive?

DRIVE? LMAO WHAT A FUCKING PLEB!

>he suggested drive over only god forgives
>why does his shirt have a tiny little stain on it

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Let's all watch Captain America The Winter Soldier. It's my favorite movie next to The Dark Knight.

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>>80295750
>why does his shirt have a tiny little stain on it

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>>80295751

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>>80290872
Encounters at the end of the world

>>80290872
17 women, that's 34 sexual feet for me to service with my mouth.

While they're marathoning some TV show, I'd kiss, suck, massage, and lick ALL of their bare naked sexualized soles.

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>>80295982
STOP LAUGHING