It's been 14 years now. https://www.youtube.com/watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCv-vi3lXEM

based williams

My blood isn't half asian male so that might have something to do with it, zook

>>80283599
14 fucking years has passed since that movie had its premiere

14 years

noone will fucking know what you re talking about when you will say "oh remember that dialogue from Prisoner of Azkaban" in 14 next years

another fucking bunch of 14 year olds will be up in that time, they will be fully coscious about that age and they will have NO FUCKING CLUE about anything you have ever witnessed

not a clue about the staples of our generation's culture

not even the fucking blocbustery shit movies

we re fucking meaningless with this shit on /tv/ and all this emotional beauty we see in all this will be lost in this fucking time

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>>80283599
>>80283703
13 years this summer

http://www.youtube.com/watch? V=PrgJkuOQuok

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>>80283599
only a betafag would kill himself over one the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

@80283988
You can stop anytime korinefag we know you hate HP

>>80283599
my mom took me to see this in the theater. i don't remember much, 'cause i was 4, but she said i cried a lot, and she had to take me outside a few times to quiet me down.

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>>80283988
>>a-at least the books were good though
>"No!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=PrgJkuOQuok

>>80283906
If people watch it which they continue to do it will forever be a classic because it is easy to fall in love with

>>80283906
When you have manchildren like this https://letterboxd.com/zach_hasbrouck/ pretending its something more then it'll never be forgotten. I mean just look at LOTR for another example

>>80284084
How fucking triggered are you in every single harry potter thread detective autism?

>>80284126
kekd at detective autism

>>80284084
See what I mean? Here is him or one of his kind right now >>80284126
>https://letterboxd.com/zach_hasbrouck/films/ratings/by/rating/
These manchildren are the future of "film criticism"

>>80284032
So you are 16 or 17?

>they followed this up with goblet of fire

>>80284698
Cuaron was asked to return but didn't because they wanted pre and post production to overlap. He wanted Watson to be in Children of Men as the pregnant chick but she couldnt because of goblet of fire. Originally they wanted to always have goblet of fire be two films but they couldn't find a way to split it. It was always my least favorite but on a rewatch it isn't that bad. The climax is good. Whats crazy is they actually offered Newell order of the phoenix and he thankfully turned it down.