>Be at your computer >Hear rustling in your kitchen >Go

>>80277707
I've never seen Gremlins.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIrd4172Czw

>>80277707
>walk up to her
>slap her on her sweet ass
>slam my lips onto hers
>grab her ass
>and make out with her

>>80277731
You fucking should. Both of them.

Gremlins 2 is one of the best movies ever made.

>>80277795
Can't believe this gave me a fucking chub. What have you fuckers done to me?

>>80277707
I legitimately got erect when seeing that gremlin as a kid.

>>80277795
>Her feminine green girlhood starts getting hard in her skirt

What do?

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>>80277795
This, though it would immediatley devolve into fucking right there on the kitchen table.
Goddamn I love me some short green women
Literally my fetish

>>80277707
Short Circuit and Gremlins are two movies I will always love so, I'm fuggin her

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I could probably follow that rule about not getting her wet. At least according to wife.

she's literally a day old you pedos

>>80278069
i smiled

>>80278069
No respect, I tell ya.

>>80277731
any film that showcases Drumpf's stupidity and parodies him shouold be required viewing, desu famalam

>>80278074
so is your mom

>>80278207
Trump is in it?

>>80278207
>>80278355
I literally just got that Daniel Clamp was supposed to be Donald Trump. Fuck.

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>dont get them wet
>dont feed after midnight
Does this mean sex or kissing is pretty much out of the question then?
How much liquid does it take?
From the movies, it looks like it takes at least a cup of water, or a pretty long stream of liquid for it to take effect.
My house would get pretty fucking full of gremlins if she multiplied every time I blasted a load across her face or ass