HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>80276282

>Robin Wright is 50 years old and looks better than Gal ever will

Embarrassing.

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>>80276383
DELET

>>80276383
it's not hard to look better than a kike

>>80276282
Why does the other chick slow down before attacking.
Why isn't she going ape shit when she's swinging?
Are they pretending?

Can't believe idiots this digital garbage is good cinematography or visually stunning. This movies looks like an even bigger piece of shit than the first avenger

>>80276453
is she in the bathroom?

>>80276282
They should have done 100% of the combat as CG

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Is this an episode of Star Trek TOS?

>>80276453
This is fucking disgusting man. How did she ever get the role?
I mean sure she's a kike, but there are kikes that could actually look the part. With that one they may as well go full CGI. Not to mention the body, even a PS1 era 3D model has a wider range of expressions.

I don't get it, what's wrong?

>>80276282
>doing a turn while sword-fighting
I hate this so much

>>80277809
Literally nothing

Marvel cucks are panicking because this movie is going to be good

>>80276282
Whats the matter? Not enough jump cuts for one punch like MCU edits?

>>80276453
Look at the top of her head

>>80277908
>being this ass-blasted

>>80277934
haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dd_GMIMXaoI

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>Beauty and the Beast is dropping
>Iron Fist is shit
>Kino Kong is a certified fresh
Don't you kids have damage control to do then grasp at straws?

>>80276922
But The First Avenger had good cinematography.

>>80277978
your argument is a teaser? I'll eat crow when the film is cut exactly like that, but you're just trying too hard for your Disney bucks now.

>>80276282
I hate when swordfights are poorly choreographed in such a way that they clearly just aim for each other's blades. There's no need for the one on the right to block Gal's swing, she should let the blade pass in front of her face then stab her while she's off balance

What the fuck kind of cropped shit is this? Its 2 seconds long and gadot is cropped almost entirely out. I can't even see what she's doing

>>80276453
Wow, her forehead forms the WW logo

can one of you nerds post the webm of her "acting" when the bullet flies by her?

>>80276282
>Marvelkeks being this desperate after the Iron Fist fiasco

>>80278198
facebook post
in the youtube video they cropped her entire head though >>80277978

Also, it's not Gadot, it's poor CGI over a stunt double

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>>80277942
please stop

>>80276282
What's wrong here?

>>80278162
You can't choreograph a sword fight realistically without ending it quickly with someone terribly maimed.

See chinese movies that do it, if it's between the main characters they keep it for last because it's a blood fest ending in certain death.

If you have a sword fight in a movie just for the spectacle of it, it WILL be people just dancing.

Complaining about it is like asking for the good guy to "just shoot" the bad guy in the first thing of the movie. It's the logical thing to do, but there's no movie.

>>80278516
you

IM ACTING

>>80277854
>m-muh HEMA

It's supposed to be theatrical, you autist.

>>80278516
Everything

>>80278546
Nah, you can at least have them swing at each other and still look cool

>>80276282

Dude, that's like a 3 second clip you have, taken from a longer footage. You're going to judge the film's fight choreography on this? It's a superhero film, it's not William Friedkin's The Hunted which also has "realistic" fight choreography that lasts too long and doesn't actually reflect real life fighting, even though it's a thriller movie that's more closer to reality than a superhero film. Just wait for the Wonder Woman film to be released, then you can criticize the fight choreography.

Some faggot who's favorite movie is Civil War says this is the best DCEU film yet. Idk about you but I don't trust anyone who likes Russo garbage.

Movies with semi-realistic swordfight choreography

>The Duellists
>Rob Roy

Movies with unrealistic swordfight choreography
>literally everything else ever made

There's no point going in expecting realism or plausability. The guys who choreograph these scenes have never trained with swords, they're just stuntmen.

>>80276282
>swings 1 meter in front of the enemy
Has there ever been an accurate swordfight in the history of cinema ?

>>80279365
Rob Roy, The Duellists, Fellowship of the Ring sorta, like two episodes of Game of Thrones

tbqh the movie looks really good. I dunno what you guys see that's wrong with it apart from Gal being a Jew

>>80277975
>DC has more oscars than Marvel

>>80279281
>they're just capeshitmen.
fixed

>>80279476
>>80279281
tnx they look promising

>>80279147
Look at her face, you fucking mong

>>80276453
was her head shape caused by the Zika virus?

>>80279727
and? I don't see the problem

>>80279727
>>80279735

What's your head shape going to be like after you get punched in the head? Make sure you eat your veggies, bone marrow, sardines along with the bones, and get as much sunlight as an Israeli does living in the Middle East.

>>80279774
>>80279904
It's a fucking piece of shit CGI making her look like a horse, WBros

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>>80279281

>The Duellists

mah nigga. but seriously, what the FUCK was his problem?

>>80280040
it's a 1 second clip.

>>80280199
sure, like the other thousand 1 second clips with obvious shitty CGI face over a stunt double in the movie that can already be seen in the other trailers

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A big problem with realistic sword fighting is that it's harder to make it look impressive on camera. There are a lot of false starts and feints and such.

The Duellists is probably the most realistic movie in terms of sword fighting and even then it has some embellishments to make things look more exciting, like the weighted saber fight near the end.

>>80277982
It's fun to make fun of shitty movies, regardless of the source. This isn't a personal assault on your shit taste.

>>80278275
>People with taste love Marvel
Hmm...really fires the neurons.

>>80276453
God, are there really no real areas with grass with a mountainous background left in the world for them to CGI the shit out of everything?

>>80276453
>when she sees your two state solution

>>80278546
How about you watch better movies with actual fight choreography rather than claim "hurr it's always shit so who cares hyuk :B"

>>80280677
name one faggot, I dare you.

>>80280750
Read the thread faggot.

>>80280781
Not a single of them movies cited ITT doesn't end up as I described. So either name a movie or go fuck yourself.

>>80280750
Die Another Day

>>80280750
Here comes the boom

>>80280817
So you didn't actually read the thread, gotcha.

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>>80278209

>>80280859
Stop being a faggot, and do at least the effort of naming a movie ITT that does GOOD sword choregraphy and doesn't end up with protags maimed

they did it
>>80280853
>>80280825
why can't you?
because you're full of shit

>>80278209
I don't have reaction images because I'm getting fired monday and I deleted them but I would have used pepe crying with laughter.

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>>80280502
I like how he stabs the guy here but in the final shot the blade is clearly just in his armpit

>>80280930
Why should I spoonfeed you when a) the answer has already been answered ITT and b) the thread itself has less than 70 posts?

You found the answer anyways so why are you so pissed?

>>80281022
In fairness it was made in 1977 on a budget of $900,000

>>80281058
They couldnt fit a 5 dollar fake sword in there

>>80281053
>Why should I spoonfeed you when a) the answer has already been answered ITT
Way to flee from your responsibilities. Fact is, none of the movies cited ITT pior to the answers to my post ended without a quick and brutal murder. You're so ass blasted about being wrong you even deny to point out the movie that doesn't. why? because there were none. Get fucked.

>>80280502
this looks great though.

>>80281112
Listen mate, it's clear that you're only here to troll for (you)'s or you're buttblasted at being BTFO'd and are trying to distract from the actual point of the argument.

In a thread with so few posts, it'd be easy as hell to find the answer to your question. I'm not going to spoonfeed you anything and I'm glad I didn't because it forced you to get off your ass and find the answer on your own.

You're welcome.

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>>80276453
you wouldn't like me when I'm angry

>>80281261
>muh troll
>still can't answer the simplest question
>b-btfo
opinion discarded.

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>>80281304

>>80281360
My grip with you is that you didn't.
You could had me btfo for real in a single post according to your claims, yet you're still crying about muh trolls. Get back to youtube, faggot.

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>>80281404
>Claims he doesn't care about my opinion
>Still responds to my opinion

>>80281470
>replying to something means you care about it

hows middle school champ

>>80279281
>Movies with semi-realistic swordfight choreography
>>The Duellists
>>Rob Roy

Sounds like someone needs some Wolodyjowski in their diet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siCPozekiro

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>>80281485
>Doesn't care
>Still replies
>"It's not like I care or anything...BAKA!"

>>80281568
Not him

I dont care about you either

>>80276282
Being in Israel's military doesn't mean much when the US does all their fighting.

>>80281614
Thanks for the (you) :^)

>>80281664
How do you deal with being an eternal loser?
Don't forget to sell all these (you) on the dedicated subreddit before the stock market crashes.

>>80281541
Based.

>dat fucking acting

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/840350365841313792/pu/vid/720x720/NTo04Mx_CheNS7Vs.mp4

>>80281743
Keep 'em coming familia

>>80276282
Did they really CGI the amazon chick on the left? They couldn't just have a woman in armor fling a sword around for 5 seconds?

>>80280626
Laughed out loud.

>>80281863
fucking christ
the memes are all there

>>80280502
>>80280981
Can you post more webms?

This made me damn curious desu

>>80281541

hubba hubba

where can I find this with english subs tho

>>80281863
>I'm the doctor of Hippolyta

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>>80276282
psh, amatures.

>>80279281
>>80280127
This movie was worst in every way compared to Barry Lyndon.

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>>80281271

>>80277809
Nothing

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>>80281971
>broadsword
Wouldn't stand a chance against Nippon steel

>>80280127
He was a beta orbiter who got mocked infront of his oneitus

>>80281541
I will never get tired of seeing this link of pure kielbasakino get posted anywhere and everywhere

>>80282026
>that pull out finale
my sides

>>80281971
That's so dumb

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>>80282026
plz, find a cuter jap swordswoman
protop, yo ucan't

>>80281922
Honestly if you like those watch the movie, it's pretty good

>>80282026
literally me

>>80281863
Is this new?

Her accent seems heavy here.. I'm guessing since she's kinda new to english and stuff..

Also that jump? Is she flying or what? I thought they were nerfing her?
Will we also see the flying jet?

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>>80281863
>Why am I here?
>My feet hurt
>I could be burning palestinian children
>When will this scene end?

>>80282128
Why does she keep making this fucking face? Fucking Kristen Stewart has more facial range than this cunt and she had the excuse of playing a block of wood.

>>80282113
she thought that accent in BvS was "too light"

>>80281971
>spinning around and exposing your back
That's not how you use a sword.

>>80278162
>There's no need for the one on the right to block Gal's swing, she should let the blade pass in front of her face then stab her while she's off balance
that's some pretty shitty training then.
You block excessively while training because the person you are training needs to get used to what it's like to have their blows blocked.

>>80276453
move over, Emilia Clarke

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>>80281863
can one of your capelosers explain how she managed to land this fucking role
shes even worse than tv actors holy shit

>>80281541
That's really great in terms of the choreography but it's not really realistic. There are parts that are but it's mostly just Flynning. There's nothing wrong with that and like I said it looks great but it's not very realistic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0waVOnG-PEw

The best.

>>80282086
>tfw no swordfight gf
;_;

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>>80282310
>>80281863
...and DCucks fucking dared to say she's on par with Hemsworth

>>80282310
Gal Gadot looks a LOT better on paper than in real life, when it comes to WW
>krav maga training
>odd accent while speaking english
>looks that place her as non-nordic, but still caucasian
>model, with lots of experience taking orders/following cues
>several movie credits

Basically, with large movies like this, just like with large companies interviewing, there are certain things that are used to weed out the sheer NUMBER of applicants.
I wouldn't be surprised if they only called in 3 or 4 people to actually audition for WW.

>>80281941
the whole movie or just that scene?

>>80282310

Ben Affleck had final say on who would play Wonder Woman in Bvs alongside him. He chose Gal Gadot after their auditioning.

>>80282427
none of that sounds good on paper once you realize they are either bullshit or they mean nothing when you consider the details

>>80282392
>that repeated, useless counterclockwise turning
why?
He's like 15 degrees from facing the guy, and he turns 345 degrees to do it.

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>>80282392
I hate this scene. It's great emotionally and dramatically but the awkward flailing with the swords just makes it fall flat for me.

You can have a realistic sword fight that still looks fluid and enjoyable to watch.

>>80282477
but that's literally the OPPOSITE of "looks good on paper"
Looking good on paper means "without considering the reality of the situation, and just trusting what is written"

>>80279281
Also the count of monte cristo. Short and succinct.

>>80280750
that's not where the comma goes LOL

or were you looking for a faggot?

>>80282501
It's hard to kill someone with the armor with a sword. Shit was useless.

>>80282310
It's easy to explain anon. Everyone in charge of the DCEU is incompetent and doesn't know what the fuck they're doing besides "Marvel haz cinematic universe so we must have one too :B"

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>>80281863

That voice

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She even throws the giant frisbee like Cap

At least she's using her bracelets I guess

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b36hOrJeho8

>>80276282
Yeah HAHAHAHAHA but it's obvious the same people make these threads every day. Fucking pathetic faggots with no girlfriends no lives. Takes all power out of your faux internet smugness.

>>80282427
>still caucasian
nope
She's such a blatant kike it's distracting from the movie. Seeing her on screen made me mad as fuck.

>>80282640
Hi, Gal Gadot.

>>80276282
What's wrong with it? Lmao these idiots.

>>80282640
welcome JIDF, I was wondering what took you so long.

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>>80282086

>>80282640
stay on twitter gal

>>80282798
you did it

>>80280966
Just out of boredom, may I ask why you are getting fired?

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>>80282798
> implying she stand a chance against a girl who practice longsword

>>80282798
>dat reaction
:3

>>80282906
I'm 100% certain Sasaki Kojiro thought the same thing before he lost to Musashi.

>>80282906
>using longsword
>not stabbing

>>80282877
just kidding, I'm gonna quit.

Super comfy here but the pay is shit. As you can see I've spent 12 hours on /tv/ while deleting stuff from the work laptop.

I hope everything is for the best.

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>mfw this movie will get a certified fresh for token feminism despite how shitty it is.

Ghost Busters 2.0 here we come.

>>80282128

The suit is to big to her body

>>80282906
Why is she dancing

>>80276453
Does she realize her hair makes her look like cone head?

>>80283016
Well that's a lot better than getting fired. I'm sure you'll find something good too

>>80276282
You took half a second from a sword fight, which is actually blocked realistically, and slowed it down to two seconds. What point are you even making?

>>80281369
Eh. Female characters can be tough and bad ass when done right. That chick in Man of Steel was fucking awesome.

Too bad she was already used there, she probably would've made a better Wonder Woman.

>>80282501
This fucking movie is great. I love how the villain's "fancy proper" shit is all for show, and his entire demeanor is more low-class thuggish when he's not being watched by someone important.

>>80283143
see >>80279727

>>80283335
Okay... And?

>>80283367
and you should have been aborted

>>80282086
Whats the from exactly?

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Why is her armor made of jello?

>>80283667
Novigrad

>>80280750
Freddie Mercury

ITT: Plebs

Here are two olympic-level fencers going at it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nB8tiSMCwRE

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>>80281271
that's my secret supes.....

i'm always angry

>>80283822
is she acting

>>80278546
>Complaining about it is like asking for the good guy to "just shoot" the bad guy in the first thing of the movie. It's the logical thing to do, but there's no movie.
A situation like that would never happen in a well-written, well thought-out movie. Just like how there's no excuse for shitty fight choreography when you're dealing with literal Amazon warriors that have been fighting each other for millennia just for the hell of it.

>>80279147
this board is almost 100% iditots trying so hard to sound smart but you take the prize anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDlZ_SXx5gA

there's the scene from princess bride, not very realistic probably, but still one of the best shot and most entertaining fencing scenes there is.

>>80282086
source?

>>80284249
I have to admit that's mighty fine.

I've never seen this, but it seems like the full movie is available on youtube; I'll have to make time at some point.

>>80284578
whats horrible is showing this is a disservice to the movie
its a good step in the plot that really drives the fantasy they built

>>80278516
See
>>80277908

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>>80285431
>WW
>Good
Choose one nigga

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>>80277975

>>80286184
The funny thing is that an Oscar for best makeup is just as relevant as a MTV movie award for the purposes of judging a movie's overall quality.

>get an isreali kike to play wonder woman instead of a greek

Literally why not

>>80284855
It's one of the classics, and rathbone is fantastic in it (big surprise)

>>80279281
a fight choreographer on a city college set knows more about sword fighting than you. realistic fighting looks stupid, movies are supposed to look good, especially when its about wizards or whatever you fucking spoilt milk smelling autist

>>80283055
They aren't pushing the feminism angle anywhere near as hard as Ghostbusters was.

Though they're falling in the potential reason Ghostbusters was doing it: it was a completely forgettable borefest of a movie. Not as bad as I was expecting, but in the worst possible way. People LOVE to talk about bad movies(see every capeshit thread), if only to rage about how bad it was. Ghostbusters was just dull and unfunny, and would have bene forgotten within a week if not the the feminism media shitstorm the marketing was pushing with.

>>80286184
You forgot to add all the Razzies DC has.

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>>80282798
>tfw no qt japu waifu soul reaper to killu the anons who bully u on 4chan

>>80282906
>dex roasties

lmao

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This DC shit has to stop

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>>80277908

>>80276282
I'VE FOUGHT *ooh* BLOOD DRAGONS MORE FIERCE THAN YOU

FWEFWEFWEFWEFWE

>>80281995
>This movie was worst in every way compared to Barry Lyndon.
>has substantially better sword
well, there's one way where its better than Barry Lyndon

>>80281863
>that Yiddish accent
>>>/trash/

>>80280502
I thought count of monte cristo did well.
https://youtu.be/SXlscZtFvQ0

>>80278516

Nothing

>>80282798
2qt

>marvel shills this nervous
So this shit is good then? Fuck I may have to see it then

>>80286184
OP BTFO

>>80282798
She needs to be WHITED

>>80286184
>Oscar = (adults)
>MTV = (teens)

>>80282798

How can white women even compete?

>>80276282
>marvelcucks desperate for ammo after oscar win
Hahaha, oh wow!

>>80284249
wtf did he die?

>>80289866
Only teens are worried about being perceived as adults, though. Snyder's movies are for fatties who are struggling with puberty at 20.

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>>80286184

>>80286768
>paying to vote

>>80277908
Even if it's absolute shit you're going to pretend it's good. That's what happens when you take irony too far.

>>80290146
>>80286184
DELET THIS WE'RE IN CHARGE HERE REEEEEEEE

>>80282473
Probably told him she was a Muslim.

>>80284249
This must have been so intense to see in the 1940's.

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>>80286340
>The funny thing is that an Oscar for best makeup is just as relevant as a MTV movie award for the purposes of judging a movie's overall quality.

Yes because wardrobes and costumes do nothing important for films

>>80276453
Head like a fucking egg.

>>80282906
>I'll try spinning! That's a good trick!

>>80282026
Looks fun desu

>>80276282
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
gtfo retard

>>80276282
Oh it shows Gadot, it shows

Aside from that retarded slow motion bullet scene and the quips this looks better than I expected desu

>>80282026
Was the second to last hit on purpose?

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>>80292962
>than i expected
>i expected
>i
>eye

ILLUMINATI GET!!!

Are you guys implying that looks worse than the average capeshit? Because it doesn't

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Thoughts on this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn36Pb8z3yI

>>80292978
Do you even have to ask? Because by the time the words leave your lips, it's already too late.

>>80286359
>>get an arab to play wonder woman instead of an arab
what did he mean by this?

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>>80276282
>>80277978

Imagine these fight scenes with Daddario's tits bouncing around in that outfit.

Fuck DC and fuck Warner. Most of all fuck Snyder.

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>>80279281
>Movies with semi-realistic swordfight choreography
Bruh

>>80280502
>Ridley used to make great films.

What the fuck happened?!

>>80293263
SHANK TWO NIGGAS ONCE
SHANK ONE NIGGA TWICE

>>80293268
Alien

>>80293268

He stopped picking good scripts. Prometheus was a great looking movie, full of awesome cinematography and worldbuilding, what made it such a turd was the sub-moronic script.

>>80277978
Looks like children fighting.

>>80276453
I can't believe DC fags can actually defend this. She must've sucked a lot of cocks to bag Wonder Woman. Her head is disproportionately larger than the rest of her body and she's fucking anorexic. Wonder Woman should at least have some degree of muscularity.

>>80277978
>"YOU EXPECT THE BATTLE TO BE FAIR?"
>deus ex machina armguards suddenly make the fight unfair in her favor and help her to win
Did fucking children write this movie?

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This is now a sword fight thread I guess. Always liked this short battle in an otherwise shit movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7lA7Fjal0Q

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>>80276282
>>80276453
D R O P P E D
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>>80276282
If you are trying to imitate the signature WW tune in your post, you got the tone all wrong.

>>80294820
Meh. 70% of them are descended from Europeans converted to judaism.

>>80294886
>p-please jews can't be that pretty
>s-stop that!!! ;;;;;;((((((
Cry some more

>>80294886
The only girls on that list who converted to Judaism:
>Isla Fisher
>Elizabeth Banks
>Zoeey Deschanel

The rest were born to ethnic Jewish families.

>>80294922
I'm not crying about anything. I'd fuck a girl of any race as long as she was hot.

>>80294960

Nice reading comprehension. I said "descended from Europeans converted to judaism".

>>80294968
0.2% of the world can't make up an entire race you uneducated american fuck

they're barely an ethnicity

>>80294989
you're wrong though
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genetic_studies_on_Jews#Paternal_lineage.2C_Y_chromosome

>>80294994
What the fuck are you even bitching about, you triggered spastic little shit? I didn't call them a race and I'm not American.

>>80295057
we can smell your american ass Obama

>>80294820
>Rashida Jones
jewish and nigger

>>80283822
The leather strap over her right shoulder clips through the W-shaped fringe over her armor. I see why they call her Wonder Woman.

>>80294820

ayy lmao

>>80295103
Legit autism.

>>80277978

This looks very bad

>>80291167
I'm not saying they aren't relevant, I'm just saying that you can have a decent film with cheap costumes because the audience is there for the story and the characters.

Like Cap's suit from the first Avengers looked terrible but that didn't ruin the film as a whole because people were there to see the Avengers kicking the shit out of Loki and his army.

>>80293288
>Anyone who disagrees with me or has taste is a shill
Really fires the neurons mate.

>>80282906
>implying I wouldn't totally destroy this dancing woman in a 1v1 swordfight

Man, you guys really hate this movie you haven't even seen. It's almost like you're either obsessed or getting paid.

>>80291167
Didn't do anything for the film in question.

>>80298425
Man, you shills really defend this movie you haven't even seen. It's almost like you're either getting paid below minimum wage or doing it for free so they don't turn you in to ICE.

>>80298515
So you've seen it? Pay attention, dipshit. This is what neutrality looks like. You'd recognize it if your head wasn't so far up your ass.

>>80280626
oh god, i kek'd so hard.

>>80276453
just disgusting. get this ugly kike out of my movies asap

>>80283183
Faora is a godness

>>80284249
Best one ITT

>>80284249
Unironically the best ITT

Why can't women fight?
Seriously, show me a single movie with decent fighting females.

>>80298970
Faora is life, anon.

>>80282527
this

>>80286184
>>80279537
>oscars matter now
Okay then dccucks

>>80291167
It didn't make Suicide Squad good, but it well cause a lot of merchandise sales at your local Hot Topic

>>80282310
>how she managed to land this fucking role
She's a Jew.

You guys can't begin to comprehend the complexity of CGI. Do better if you can

>>80300164
>Hurr, you think it's shit then do better hyuk :B
Do you at least get paid for the amount of shilling you're doing? Because then I can at least say that you're whoring yourself out for profit.

>>80300207
It's easy to criticize. Be part of the solution

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>>80276282
>it's a "capeshit thread where some mentally ill faggot argues with himself for hours" capeshit thread

>>80276282
Call down sweetie, Jesus

>>80300227
It's easy to criticize because most people can tell difference between a decent meal/movie/book/etc. from a pile of shit that nobody would pay money to experience.

Again, I hope your retardation is at least being compensated.

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>>80282427
>still caucasian

>>80282026
>0:07
That was actually impressive if intentional.

>>80282427
The role was made for Jessica Biel and they hired a Jewish skeleton instead.

>>80278162
literally he most basic bitch shit everybody says about swordfighting choreography

also they weren't aiming for the blades in OP, they didn't have to because it's CG

>>80276922
Digital has nothing to do with it, moron. It's the shit color grading that's the problem.

Hollywood hiring a scrawny rat faced Kike to play Amazonian warrior/goddess, no surprise there.

>>80281863
Those quips made me pregnant with cancer

>>80300948
I don't even know what happened at the door
It's also probably another "lol member Superman 78?"

>>80280750
>name one faggot
You

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>>80281863
>they added marvel quips and probably stuck some anchorman style improve jokes in there

>>80301314
Well hey, there's a reason why BvS won razzies while Suicide Squad won an Oscar. People love Marvel, Marvel had quips, ergo audiences love quips, and a lot of them.

>>80301427
and the best joke is that Suicide Squad won an Oscar

>>80301477
Which means that WB was right to meddle in it and will continue to meddle with the DCEU until they ruin it and kill it off for not being good enough.

>>80277854
You arent the only one bro

>>80276282
What am I laughing at?

>>80302160
your life

>>80284249
Holy crap, that was amazing.
I love that Tyrone Power is often smiling even if the situation is tense as fuck.
But yeah, those actors were already great swordsmen.

>>80301672
that'll never happen though. because they aren't actually competing with disney. They're all in it together. WB is purposefully putting out shitty movies to make the marvel brand seem better by comparison.

>>80280127

It's an honor thing, you wouldn't understand

>>80282427
>>krav maga training
>krav memega

>>80278516
movement wise nothing really, but sword on sword always triggers my combat autism

>>80293084
Best one ITT when it comes to longswords, obviously as it was made by HEMA practitioners first and actors second. Cinematography, cutting, and all that could use a lot of work but as far as the swordfighting goes, this is the closest to a real on (still theatrical though, if they actually wanted to kill eachother it would be over much faster).

>>80303347
>movement wise nothing really
How about that they are not even aiming for eachother? Could just stab her instead of parrying and the sword would go well over her head harmlessly.

>>80303522
I mean it's not sloppy or awkward

>>80276453
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP

Israeli military for most women is sitting behind a desk doing paperwork. That bitch wasn't on the strip fragging shitskins. You don't put the skeleton you're sending to represent you in the Miss World pageant in a combat situation. Trust me, I met my kike wife when she was in the service there and I was on a trip around the world.

>>80282356
Bullshit. They do a lot of different attacks, including attacks on the arms, on the sides and yes, also some over the head attacks. The scene was choreographed by a saber Olympian and was based on 18th century treaty on saber dueling.

I've seen less risky saber bouts, where the stakes are null.

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>>80303522
Yeah I guess wrong sword for a parry thrust type of battle but it's also a magical comic book sword.

Just saying/

>>80301281

rekt

>>80293955
>a woman whos strong via magic needs big muscles or its not believable when she throws cars around

>>80304443

By that reasoning Superman should be a skinny little twink since he's powered by the sun and there's no way he'd be able to build that physique without someone noticing him bench pressing buildings.