You are about to be sentenced into bunker for 5 years. You can

Viper the Rapper music videos

>>80276004
Apichatpong Weerasethakul

>>80276004
Herzog

>>80276004
Ridley Scott

>>80276004

That's tough. Probably Linklater.

>>80276004

(((((((him))))))), honestly.

>>80276004
Zack Snyder

>>80276004
john carpenter

James Cameron. Most of his movies are pretty entertaining and Titanic nudity will help with lonliness/masturbatory needs.

Roger Corman

Tarantino
No bully pls

Peter Jackson

What can I say, I'm a die hard Hobbit fan.

Sarah Polley

>>80276004

Well I would pick a guy that made a bunch and a bunch of good ones.

Maybe Spielberg (makes about 1 a year so there are a lot and many i haven't seen yet)

My criteria would start with 50 movies or more and at least half of them be really sold and have them hit different genres

>>80276181
Patrician choice

>>80277037
Odd choice, she's a smart beautiful woman but 90% of her movies suck

>>80276004
Park Chan-Wook so I can watch Oldboy on repeat for inspiration

Soderbergh

They're not all great, but at least there's variety.

MICHAEL MANN

does this mean i get Miami Vice TV show too

>>80277143

I really would probably never get bored of laughing at/getting annoyed at/jacking off/unironically enjoying his entire filmography for 5 years straight

Bergman, no doubt. Extensive and varied.

De Palma

File: 125003223452.jpg (83KB, 705x533px) Image search: [Google]

83KB, 705x533px

John Carpenter. I'd spend every second of that 5 year period analyzing The Thing and I will be the one to FINALLY figure out whether or not Childs was a Thing.

>>80276004
Wiseau

Kate's such a minx

and Soderbergh for the variety

>>80277143
this

Based are Kate.

>>80276004
> Whom

Honestly I could fuck with Kurosawa.

>>80277336
This and only this

Christopher Nolan or Pierre Woodman.

>>80276004
Who's the most prolific porn director? I pick them.

George Roy Hill

>>80276004

Del Taco

>>80277256
Bruh just give me the first few seasons of Miami Vice and im good
and watching thief a few times wouldn't hurt

>>80276037
Pure kino selection right here

>>80277336
>varied
hmm

>>80276004
Dick Bush

Alan Smithee would keep me entertained for a long time

>>80279652
This, he has so many films and so many good ones

File: LITTLE.jpg (72KB, 625x493px) Image search: [Google]

72KB, 625x493px

>>80276004
Greg Lansky

Due to quantity and a lot of rewatchable ones, probably Spielberg.

>Satoru Kobayashi (小林悟 Kobayashi Satoru?) was a Japanese film director most famous for directing the first pink film, the type of softcore pornographic films that became the most prolific film genre in Japan during the 1960s and 1970s. Japanese sources claim that Kobayashi directed over 400 pink films between 1960 and 1990, making him possibly the most prolific Japanese film director.

File: death-proof-tarantino-russell.jpg (91KB, 570x388px) Image search: [Google]

91KB, 570x388px

>>80276980
this guy knows his shit

John Carpenter
>>80277256
>>80279871
not bad desu

>>80276004
Spielberg

>>80280684
>"I'll have your head for this you dirty nigger"
- Prince George, 2015

Howard Hawks
John Ford
Hitchcock
Bergman
Kurosawa
Walsh

I need a long filmography and even the non-masterpieces films of those guys have qualities post-80's directors haven't

>>80277376

Pro tip: he wasn't

Takeshi Kitano, Johnnie To, or Coppola.

Like them all equally so any of them.

>>80281150

lol, lebron has more power than that balding faggot

>>80276004

Francis Ford Coppola, most likely. Maybe Scorsese.

>>80277376
Same
I don't care for the thing though
They Live/Escape from NY/LA/Assault on Precinct 13 are my kind of thing. Even if the acting was wooden on some. That cinema is just pure art.

Scorcese, a ton of watchable shit with a lot of variety

Wes Anderson, unironically.

>>80277006
I'm okay with this.

File: Takashi.jpg (27KB, 374x450px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 374x450px

>>80281489
Good taste