*BOOM* *BOOM* *CRASH* thats all it takes for mugger to break

If he stole my dvd's and blurays, he'd come back the following night bring them back. my taste is that shit

I have bottles of piss.
I can toss those at him and explode on impact.

>>80275390
I don't live in a house

Nigga I don't buy movies. He'd probably steal my vidya.

>>80275390
I don't even own dvds! Check mate athiests

hey bro u wanna Sátántangó n chill?

>>80275390

I don't live in a free country

>>80275390
>>80275390
>>80275390

i have a security door so he can't kick anything in

>>80275390
>*BOOM*
>*BOOM*
>*CRASH*
>*BOOM*
>*BOOM*
>*CRASH*

BUDDY YOU'RE A YOUNG MAN

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I really do love this thread, it's right up there with the 'pirating ham' thread

>>80275390

>having shitty doors made out of balsa wood

third world peasant detected.

*BOOM*
*BOOM*

*CRASH*
*BOOM*
*BOOM*

*CRASH*
WE WILL WE WILL
ROCK YOU

>>80275913
Yeah an American

I own a 9mm, 12 gauge and an ak47, I'm good

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>>80275390
https://youtu.be/V2LU-lC-WX0

>>80275390
>why dont you own a gun?

I do.

I own a car, which is deadlier than a gun

>But how are you going to kill him with a car???
Dumbass, he has to come out of the house sooner or later

I live in a 95% white country though?

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>I need military grade weaponry to protect me from my fellow citizens.

kek at Americunts.

>>80276306
That's for hunting deer dumbass, how would you use that gun inside your house for close quarters defense??

Use your fucking head before you post, idiot

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>>80276335

WOOOOSH!

In my first world country more people die from peanuts than they do from bullets. I have no need for a gun.

you must live in some ghetto shithole if you need an AK47 under your pillow.

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>>80275390
>be European
>have a 6 inch thick metal reinforced door with 3 seperate locks
>even a swat team would have issues opening that

>>80276450
Let me explain the joke to you senpai

A gun of that size would completely destroy the meat and be useless for hunting deer

The more you know

I dont have American tier house defenses

>>80276529
I would definitely have at least that many defenses if I had to live somewhere like Europe

>>80276601
In my town I could leave my door open all day and nothing would happen

I don't need guns. My body is a weapon.

i dont watch tv and films neither i do not own cds and all that shit

>>80275390
it's illegal to defend yourself in my country

>>80275390

*BOOM*
*BOOM*
*CRASH*
*BOOM*
*BOOM*
*CRASH*
*BOOM*
*BOOM*
*CRASH*

BUDDY YOU'RE A BOY MAKE A BIG NOISE

>>80276030
but do you carry them with you to the bathroom, what are you gonna do if someone breaks into your house while you're taking a shit?

>>80276529
what is this image implying?

>>80277087
That sound cloud artists are the bravest people on the planet

i'm never afraid of breakins or getting mugged because i'm not a pussy but i would get a gun if i could
just for the novelty of it