>Sedate her >Mira not Motoko >I didnt ask for this

>>80252923

Jesus christ everything about this looks terrible.

Who's got the Subway pic

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>>80253392

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Shut the fuck up faggot >>80252923

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>>80252923
>built to fight

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>>80253440
cool

how do you sedate a robot

>>80252923
>>chubby robot, extra weight for what purpose?
How can a robot be chubby?

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>>80252923
>>chubby robot, extra weight for what purpose?

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>chubby robot, extra weight for what purpose?

force equals mass times acceleration.

>>80253426
Kek

>>80255278
android/cell saga and vegeta are literally the only good thing about any dragonball. future trunks movie was ok too

>>80255381
original dragonball is great, you have bad taste

>>80252923

>no philosophical elements
>scarlet jew hansen and not a 1/2 asian
>no titties

God i hope this bombs.

>>80252923
Nice water gun.

>>80253727
The guy playing Bayou actually looks pretty good NGL

>THEY did not save your live, THEY stole it
>THEY took my life
>I'll take my revenge (on THEM)
Just turn GITS into a revenge flick, great job Hollywood,

>>80252923
Christ, this reeks of the newer Wachowski Brothers crap. Were those xirs involved in this movie?

Taco in the Bell

>>80252923
>Wub intensifies

>>80255500

the philosophy is what made gits so great in the first place

this looks like just another action movie... sigh

Is this Lucy again?

>>80255882
It's Lucy + robocop

>>80255934
Reboot Robocop

>>80255934
Sounds BASED AF tbqfh.

GitS is pretty shit. If it weren't for the original movie's good animation it wouldn't be talked about today.

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>pork in a shell
>ghost in taco bell
>body shaped like a bell
>200 pounds feeling swell
>farts loud as 100 decibel
>android lipid cell
>belly stuck in a well
>diet plan? do tell
>weight watchers was hell
>in the fridge i dwell
>after sports i smell
>tumblr says I'm a bombshell
>gluttons are our clientele
>elevator instead of stairwell
>perky tits farewell

>>80253143
If you think that's terrible, you haven't seen this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sm5BSvO_Kns&user=UCF9imwPMSGz4Vq1NiTWCC7g

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>>80258156
>I Am Strong. I Am Fearless. #IAmMajor.
I wish they would just stop.

>>80256995
Thanks for brightening my day.

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>>80258156

Woah.

Either the marketing team has shit the bed, or this film is absolute dogshit. If I didn't like GiTS and Innocence so much then this'd probably be a great film to watch pissfaced with m8s.

Got rated PG-13 and you brag about the fuckin suit?

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Why are people calling the scenes shot-for-shot homages?

>>80252923
>extra weight for what purpose?
to hide extra gun
>>80253143
are you surprised? anime is not meant to be live action, those that are usually get made into Japanese dramas.

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>>80252923
what is this expression trying to convey

>>80258309
they are pretty close
>>80258319
the drama adaptions turn out ok imo but there are plenty of comedy and action adaptions that are terribly cheesy

>>80258353

intense flatulence

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>>80256995
>>diet plan? do tell

>>80258383
>plenty of comedy and action adaptions that are terribly cheesy
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>comedy
That is because slapstick does not translate well to live action. especially if it was dependent on special framing. also some actions are funny in cartoon from but annoying in live action because in live action we can better picture it happening to us.
>action
Because they keep the outfits and usually don't have a budget for it.

>>80258353
pained confusing

not sure what she was going for. she does that face a lot when shes in a scene and is incapable of portraying the natural reaction

>>80258415
what the fuck? is that maher?

>>80258582
Do you think anyone else on earth has a nose like that?

>>80258646
ive met a whole family in which every male and even some of the females looked like versions of maher from slightly altered realities.

>>80258676
Kek. That's very unfortunate.

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>water gun
>its the future

Her name is Mira Killian now because her real name pre-cyberization was Motoko Kusanagi, making it her real name while manga/anime Major never had a real name, Motoko was a fake name

>>80258720
it can fire warm piss

>>80258281
let's be honest, it's probably both

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I dont get one how did this guy manage to get money to do this movie
like who fund this it will bomb for sure

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>>80258415

>>80258825
was his snow white movie really that bad?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sm5BSvO_Kns
>I Am Strong. I Am Fearless. #IAmMajor


What did they mean ?

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>>80258844
its a fucking snow white movie bruh average as fuck
>Literally the only good thing this guy did so far in his career is car casting couch Kstew

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>>80255381
DBZ abridged is far superior to DBZ. only problem is it's been three months since the last episode.

>>80258353
(thinks) Wait, did he miss the vagoo.. and he's aiming for the pooper? Not on my watch!

>>80258720
have you not seen those youtube videos where they cut shit in half with high-speed water jets? like bowling balls and cameras? check it out. you'll never look at a supersoaker in the same way again.

>>80252923
Why does she look so confused and scared on the cover
Why isn't she looking where she's aiming.

Oh god its gonna be massacre

>>80258923
I really don't know

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>>80258825
Remember when Marvel hired two guys who had only made this movie previously

This is basically how genre movies are directed these days

>>80259364
She looks confused and scared on everything we've seen so far.

With good luck she's actually called Mira and not Motoko and the movie won't even try to pretend she's the actual Major even if they took that name.

>THEY ARE CHANGING MY CHINESE CARTOON MOMMY WHAAA WHAAA

I feel so bad for the guys working on the props for this dog-turd.

It's such a cool licence to work on, but it's going to be an absolute bomb of a film.

>>80252923
>they turned gits into a revenge plot
Hollywood is useless.

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>>80258353
dull surprise!

>>80252923
Guess I should get around to watching GitS (the real one) soon.

>>80252923
Born to get poked and watch the ripples spread.

>>80252923
They couldn't even be assed to photoshop out the fucking wrinkle near the groin. WHAT THE FUCK

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>>80260774
that's her robot cock

>>80252923
>chubby robot
>extra weight for what purpose?
>not understanding basic science
she's mostly metal, so she has to at least look heavy

that's probably one of the reasons why they picked an ugly mule faced actress as well

>>80252923
>chubby robot, extra weight for what purpose?

Fuck this movie, seriously, but this argument is bad.
Its not extra weight, its extra volume. The wider body gives more room to put all that electronic.

>>80256995
The ghost is just too big for the shell.

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>>80258353
It's literally 'Blue Steel'

>>80258156
>just stop

>>80255971
Hope you're still here for this (You).

>>80255790

>Were those xirs involved in this movie?

kek, looks like it. just another reason not to trust hollywood adaptions.

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>anime is not meant to be live action
Generally I agree with that.
But look at this picture. This is actually one of those rare cases that live action movie and anime can meet.

This can be done. Just do John Mnemonic or Hardcore Henry and many things would look ok and passable.

>>80258732
Wait, you mean they didn't just create a new character, but they say OUR GIRL can be brainwashed?

>>80252923
Look i don't have anything against this woman but she just didn't make sense for this part.. who the fuck cast her? So they cast a skinny jew to b ea muscular warrior princess and fat short women to be a fucking tall thin robot police woman? and its all the same feminism? someones gonna have to write a book on this pretty soon just so i can understand what kind of crazy these people are.

>>80252923
>Pork in the Shell

Why couldn't they cast a younger /fit/ actress? jesus fuck

>>80255381
That's the worst part of Dragon Ball though, edgy trash only burgers like.

>>80262395
Yeah but who? I mean really there is no one who could play Motoko in Hollywood today, Daddario is the best pick

>>80262395
They need a solid main actor, I don't see who else could've done it.

>>80262438
>babyfaced big titted bimbo

yeah right

>was fully cyberized against her will
>now she will take her revenge against the patriachy
why?
If they wanted to make a stupid "origin story", they could have at least used the shitty arise story

>>80258923
>>80259404

These two posts sums up this whole film for me.

Holy shit, that TV spot trailer. Really confirms my belief that it haven't got any of the philosophical nuances of the original.

Should have just called the movie something else, they would have gotten far less hate.

>>80262703
ah Super Mario Bros the Movie Syndrome

>>80262514
>They need a solid main actor

I think it's actually a wrong start.
You only need solid actress if you want twists.

But to do Major I think we only need a vase and let her plot be as straightforward as possible

>>80262528
What other option is there? Chloe "The Quarterback" Moretz might pull it off for the manly scenes

>>80262438
charlize theron would be my pick desu

I am afraid it's one of those examples that Americans can't get it

>Men have to fear robots, discriminate cyborgs, find his or her true identities, resist the authority, tell the world the truth

>>80262910
This.

Actually I have bet that Aeonflux will be better than GITS live action

>>80258156
>I am major
is this the most stupid ad in history?

>>80258923
i am major hear me roar

>>80252923
what´s the muh feminism part?
at least her stealth suit looks kinda like the nude and they had to do that because of age restrictions not because of feminism

>>80263048
>what´s the muh feminism part?
Probably the STRONG trailer, which sort of fucks about everything about the original GitS asking what makes a woman a woman thing

>>80252923
>muh feminism

This. First they ruin Mad Max with that shit and now they are doing it to anime.

>>80252923

isn't she suppose to be asian?

>>80263307
But Mad Max was not at all ruined by feminism.
The strong female character was great, the whole deal about the breeding wives running away was more about slavery than about feminism, and the lesbian rebels were played out fine.
I honestly saw zero to be mad about in Max Max Fury Road. You are grasping at straws.

>>80263488
"she" is just the eyes, the rest is a robot

>>80263518

but in the anime...

>>80263492
http://www.returnofkings.com/63036/why-you-should-not-go-see-mad-max-feminist-road

>It’s whether men in America and around the world are going to be duped by explosions, fire tornadoes, and desert raiders into seeing what is guaranteed to be nothing more than feminist propaganda, while at the same time being insulted AND tricked into viewing a piece of American culture ruined and rewritten right in front of their very eyes.

Open your eyes, you've been duped by SJWs and their sickening agenda. We need to fight this shit with every fiber of our beings.

>>80263492
This, pretty much, if you want shitty feminism you can look at Ghostbusters aka "womyn can do as good as myn!", strong female characters doesn't make feminism. I also don't see how GITS is about feminism at all, the major isn't even human anymore, she's basically 90% robotic and her brain is augmented, hard to make a feminist statement when you mc isn't even human at all.

Stop seeing feminist agenda everywhere.

>>80263570
>a guy who didn't see the movie is telling you why you shouldn't see it either.
My sides.

>returnofkings.co
My fucking sides.

>muh sjw conspiracy to ruin the australian movie which is a piece of american culture
MY POOR FUCKING SIDES OH GODS.

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>>80262838
Haha. Good description. Yes, you are somewhat right. Not a weeb, but have watched everything gits. Just think it's great.

Still think it's only going to hurt this movie to be connected to GitS. Fanboys will hate them, and normies will have no clue that it's an adaption. Not much to gain from a PR/business side of view.
And people like me will compare it against the original.

Think this movie will get Total Recall (2012) numbers.
http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=totalrecall2012.htm
Get money in, but ultimately a slight loss for the studio.

>>80252923
I knew it would be shit the moment I found out it wasn't going to star an Asian actress.

>>80252923
this can't be the real promo image

>>80263636
Ah so we have an useful idiot here. It's not about SJW conspiracy because they are very open about their plans to destroy traditional American culture (and there may have been some australians in Mad Max but it is clearly about masculine American culture) and subverting biological nature of male/female dichotomy.

I'm proud of not having supported feminist sickness by watching Mad Maxipad and will be about boycotting new Ghost in the Shell. I hope more brothers will heed this battle call too.

>>80263889
Have you seen Mad Max, you dumb shit?
Its about a child killing homosexuals in bondage gear by throwing a boomerang at them. Its not about "american masculine culture". There is zero "american culture" in the movies.

Enjoy not enjoying things though, you are surely bringing down the evil regime. Go you.

>>80258383
You're pretty close to needing to kill yourself

>>80263979
Mad Max is about vehicular mayhem and nothing is more American than that. Ever heard of Nascar bitch? We basically breath kerosene and engines. Australians just imitated American culture in Mad Max making the series as American as apple pie. Until SJWs ruined it of course.

>>80252923
You forgot to add she's holding a fucking water pistol.

>built to fight
yeah she is pretty solid looking

>>80253143
Honestly I still think Scarjo looks hot in this and her running around in a naked suit warrants a viewing.

>>80258742
My girlfriend said I'm allowed to drink Scarlett Johanssen's piss if she ever offers so this gun is the next best thing.

>>80264123
>turn left for an hour
>"vehicular mayhem"

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might as well cast kesha

>>80264123
Only an American would be American enough to assume other cultures don't exist.

>>80264629
>Rectangle in the shell

>>80264629
fridge in the shell

>>80252923
Ugly fat whore

There's gonna be so much CG anyway, why didn't they just CG Scarjo the fuck up?

Why do you think they didn't just adapt the plot of the original movie?

Is it because they know Americans are stupid?

>>80255806
calories in the shell

>>80258156
If this got made back when GOTS was a thing people would have been stoked. Kind of weird seeing the backlash

>>80259304

Right? They just keep jerking off to how much stronger DBZ characters are than characters from other shows, and running the (brought to you by Hetap™) joke into the ground

>movie where she is supposed to look cool and be sexy
>she gains weight and is a fatty
>movie where she plays a slut
>she managed to not be fat
Fucking Scarjo...

>>80263570
>american culture

look im american and a mad max fanboy but mad max isn't fucking american culture. it's australian. and no, it wasn't a femjw expose, it was a mad max movie, complete with wacky and over the tip factions. if anything, the mothers were just a dichotomy to the bike gang from the original. let's be honest though, when it comes to mad max miller really doesn't put much effort or emphasis on story.

>>80252923
>born to eat