>when some nerdy gook's wife puts an A list actress

>>80243666

why boner, nice digits tho

>>80243666
Reminder she's RICED

scarjo on ghost in the shell watch

>>80243666

devils trips

but damn the girl is that nerdy girl in school
that always covered her hot body with oversized sweaters and ugly clothing

>>80243666
>>80243708
triggered whitbois can't handle the superior RICE race

>>80243666
hnnng

>>80243769
Fucking dumb cuckold

whats her name

>>80243666
>you'll always be a chestlet

>>80243769
Thank God you were here to explain it, Jesus Christ.

>>80243786
embarrassing post

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>>80243708
>Reminder she's RICED
It's mentioned in OP you illiterate nigger.

>>80243769
>>that always covered her hot body with oversized sweaters and ugly clothing
which did not prevent her to be sexually active, since men always strive to give pleasure to any girl

>virgins actually think Scarlett looks bad in the suit
when will this meme end?

>>80243873

naw man
the girl I knew in HS like I described
no guy wanted to hook up with because

MUH SOCIAL VALUE WILL GO DOWN

I fell for the same bullshit
she had no friends because she was awkward from being home schooled

but damn to this day I regret not trying to hook up with her

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>>80243666
DELETE THIS!

>>80243910
>Chief, I have the meatball marinara.jpg

>>80244129
That sounds pretty good.

>>80243989
>MUH SOCIAL VALUE WILL GO DOWN
I wish I could travel back in time and smack some sense into myself. So many hot chicks who were below me on the social ladder and I could've easily got, but I felt like I was too good for them.

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>>80243910
>meme

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Pretty cool breakdown of the costume tbqh. Dude bro doesn't go full retard other than redundantly mentioning that it's "like a bathing suit".

Having said that, Ghost in the Shell live action is a fucking abomination. I shutter to think what would have transpired if Leo Decaprio pulled off live action Akira.

>>80244497
>Adam Savage
>Dude bro

What did he mean by this?

>>80243910
xd

>>80243910
>ghost in the taco bell

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>>80243666
wat if she sat on ur face tho haha

>actress finally gets THICC
>Americans complain

no wonder your country is a laughing stock right now...

>>80244396
Her face with that hair like that makes her look just like mama from dredd

>>80243666
so this is what became of him. meh

>>80244861

AS IF THE REST OF THE WORLD MATTERS
LOL

>>80244497

>Adam Savage
>Dude bro

Hes a fucking nerd. He builds shit in his workshop while dude bros are in the gym.

>>80244671
>>80244910
Adam savage is a fucking chill dude bro
His youtube channel where he just builds shit is comfy as fuck

>>80244861
She' not thicc though. If anyhing she got less thicc, as evident by her shrinking tits.

>>80243666
important question; does video show off the booty and if so, when?

>>80244844
she could sit on my face any day

>>80244983
he has a youtube other than tested?
or do you just mean his building segments

>>80243666
Scarlette didn't even try to get fit for the role

The messed up part is neither did that lady and she looks better in it without all the cgi and make up

10/10 body
4/10 face

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>>80243666

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>>80243666
what went wrong?

>>80245100
No, I mean tested.

>>80243666
I'd fuck her over nowadays johansen in a second. I have a fetish for goofy looking women with pristine jugs.

>>80245193

she went with the footlong instead of the 6

>>80245100
he does videos with VSauce guy but some of it is paywalled.

>>80243666

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaeeeeeeeiiiiiii

*OH FUCK THE SUIT ISN'T RELEASING THE GAS*

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!


*IT'S CREATING A BLACK HOLE! RUN!!!!!*

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP!!!!

*explosion*

>>80243867

Man that is so fucking nasty.

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>>80245243
HEY vsauce

Michael here

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>>80245193
>if i didn't come to /tv/ I probably would have been able to watch this movie just fine
>now I'll constantly be trying to scale how fat she is in every scene

>>80243769
>that girl who always covered up her hot body

One of my ex's was like that. Always wore baggy jeans and shirts. Turns out she had a 9 10 body. Was smoking hot. But had really bad self esteem.

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>>80245170
With a body like that I don't even care if she has a face.

>>80243867
Good for him.

>>80243867

man, imagine blowing your husband and seeing that mug staring down at you

>>80243704
Those are Satan trips you stupid fuck

Learn2/tv/

>>80243769
There was an episode like that on family guy

>>80243867
>I VELLY HORNRY SUCK MY PENRIS

>>80243989
Did you just watch sixteen candles or something?

>>80244161
I was thinking about this the other day. For me it was more the fact I had no confidence and just assumed girls didn't like. But apparently I could have gotten with a few 10s I was just too dumb to realize it.

>>80243666
>they never asked her how it feels
>they never asked her if she felt good in it
tfw

>>80245346
>tfw you can't look up when blowing him because he's got a small asian dick

>>80243867
Norm all up in that.

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>>80243910

>>80245446
they probably did, she said it felt bad, so they didn't include it

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>>80245234
Story of my sex life.

>>80245401
lol

>>80245333

FUCKING KEK

>>80245328
12/10 body

>>80245030
No

>>80245193

She looks like she is gonna snatch every motherfucker birthday up in here

>>80243848
Kys redditor

>>80244161
this. so many 8+ just hidden behind bad fashion. such a dumb kid.

>>80243873
>>80243848
>>80243865
>>80245419
spoken like a true virgin.

>>80245321
hahaha yes its the curse of the internet

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>suit specifically molded for scarjo's body
>looks better on some random chick

>>80245328
would wood

>>80245328
she's a little fat

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>>80245030
>>80245536

>>80245700
meh

Not what I was expecting

>>80245573
All me btw

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>>80243666
>new fetish acquire thanks /tv/

>>80245732
its an unflattering picture. her front is a lot better

dam white girls

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>>80245401
>penris

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>>80245661
>fat
She has curves in all the right places you turbofag.

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>>80245700
>dat ass

>>80245328
you know it's padded to hide her rolls right? and spandex to keep her body tight? it's just white girl in leggings syndrome

>>80245700
No ass close up though

>>80244497
>Dude bro
commit suicide

>>80245900
She's fat. Not as fat as ghost in tacobell scarlet, but fat nonetheless.

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brehs

>>80246018
>no ass
>dat ass!

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>>80243666
>No active stances

>>80246182
>fat

Stop projecting yourself on everything you fat fuck. She's miles from being fat.

>>80246328
>>80243666
I guess if you like barely-tits. I prefer large tits, minimum F

>>80243867

The glasses actually make her look better.

>>80246328
WHORE

>>80245328
9/10 body
6/10 face

not too bad. Plus she fucks gooks so she probably isn't an obnoxious cunt.

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>>80245328
She's thin and wearing a body suit sculpted and padded to resemble the peak female form. Relax.

>>80246815
/tv/ BTFO!

>>80246328
>>80243666
such awful posture holy shit white people come on

>>80243666
Why would anyone care about this suit to begin with, it's just a rubber catsuit with bits glued on

>>80246937
I'm not masturbating to her posture

>>80246963
her posture would make her look more attractive you ass

>>80246815
>suit sculpted and padded to resemble the peak female form
Then why does Scarjo look so bad in it?

>>80246987
jew

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>>80246985
and jamie lee curtis with a womans face would make her more attractive, I still fap to her

>>80246987
Idk, isn't the whole point of this thread that Scarlett's costume is a piece of shit and some rando made a better version?

>>80246815

Dont know how these people put up with the cringe of instagram users.

>>80246815
She clearly has hips, and swimsuit tops are rarely flattering.

>>80247091
No, that's literally Scarjos costume.

>>80246987
this guy BTFO >>80246876

>>80247133
Well, then I am stumped

>>80245463
Wilson is that you?

>>80244396
>>80245193

Whats the name of this movie again?

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>>80245328
an average body? are you american and not used to girls who arent fat?

>>80247925

Ghost in the Taco Bell

>>80245700
That's a shame.
Almost had it too

>>80243769
> No, not Janey Briggs. She's got glasses. And a ponytail. Ugh, she's got paint on her overalls. What is that?

>>80245401
lmao

>>80247925

>pork in a shell
>ghost in taco bell
>body shaped like a bell
>200 pounds feeling swell
>farts loud as 100 decibel
>android lipid cell
>belly stuck in a well
>diet plan? do tell
>weight watchers was hell
>in the fridge i dwell
>after sports i smell
>tumblr says I'm a bombshell
>gluttons are our clientele
>elevator instead of stairwell
>perky tits farewell

>>80244844
haha what if it smelled haha

just curious

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>>80248197
Underrated

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>>80248197
>inb4 30+ replies

>>80246128
Can't tell her bodyfat but her hip bone structure is perfect

>>80244861
right now? america has been a laughing stock for decades

>>80246145
What's wrong brah? You mad?

>>80247948
Please tell me the magical land in which this is an average body.

>>80245700
zero ass lol

She looks like a hillary supporter so fuck her she can go to hell for all I care

>>80243666
My God this bitch is THICK AF

>>80245700
>that boy ain't right!

>>80246182
>REDUCING THE GLORIOUS GYNOID FAT DISTRIBUTION TO THIS SIMPLE VACUOUS STATEMENTS

FUCKING KILL YOURSELF MY MAN

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>>80245321
>>now I'll constantly be trying to scale how fat she is in every scene

>>80244396
dat sick muffin top doe

The reactions to this ordinary chick in the costume really highlight how poorly cast scarjo was.

>>80245193

PG13

>>80244396
Looks like young boy below the tits, and the tits aren't even much. Am I supposed to find this hot?

>>80245593
Dem lips

>>80249130
Most of the US, kiddo.

Movie would be great if scarjo didn't look so awkward. The suit, the fat, the hair, it all looks so wrong

>all these fucking nerds trying to complain about some white chick in an anime movie
>all these fucking losers complaining about how there wont be any philosophy or some dumb shit in the 'american' version

this movie brings out how fucking hilarious anime kids are. everyone all of a sudden watched ghosted in the shell because it was so deep and so thoughtful.

no, you fucking faggots watched it for the same reason everyone else did: it was some hot looking chick operating

thats it. dont try to act like you are so fucking enlightened and other faggotry. you are just making yourself look like a literal fucking turbo nerd. we all watched it for the tacticool shit and you can never deny that

>>80245700
*BRAAAAAP*

>>80243666
you have really shit taste.

THIKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>scarjo cuts off her tits to be taken seriously as an actor
>continues to take garbage parts and deliver underwhelming performances as a token hot chick

REEEEEE

>>80246711
nah breh, not that anon, but she's definitely "fat." Watch the video, you can see the cheese through the silicone.

>>80250813
nobody is denying that you fucking autist

>>80250902
>i like anoxeric concentration camp roleplayers

a little bit of fat is actually very hot

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>>80248197

>>80246876
as per goddamn usual

>>80245328
She looks busted as fuck in the face

>>80243769
sounds like my psychotic ex girlfriend

>>80250932
a little bit sure. I'm not saying she doesn't look attractive, but she's fat.

>>80244497
Akira will fail regardless who's in it or who's behind it.
It needs to be set in Japan and three films long. But I doubt Hollywood or any director could make a good version.

>>80246937
>haha why peepo s.m.h.

>>80245328
Is that suit skin tight?

Even then the body isn't that impressive.

>>80245193
I find it hot. Buts that's because I like chubby.

But this is not the right shell for Motoko.

>>80251031
>Is that suit skin tight?
yes
>Even then the body isn't that impressive.
I agree, but this is /tv/ and these pathetic virgins have really shit standards.

>>80243666
She thinks Adam Savage was a creep
You can tell she's visibly uncomfortable, why are men such creepers


... ew

>>80243666
She's prime for ricing

>>80250813
>jew
>white

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>>80243867
Fuck this gay earth, man. The struggle is real sometimes.

>>80248197
damn boi you have talent

>>80251180
>blaming earth

No!

Blame only yourself. Only women blame things that are not themselves. That is ressentiment, not overcoming.

>>80248840
>over 2 hours old
>only 3 replies

Guess you were wrong weren't you you stupid fucking idiot moron sack of shit

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>>80245328

>>80250885
this.funny when jew fell for its own memes

>>80248197
I'll just hand over my sides and go to bed

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>>80245328
HOT MAMA

>>80245328
i want this fat slut to sit on my FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

>>80251236
I know, just gotta release the steam tonight.
I've been getting /fit/ for over a year now, solid progress. Released an EP with some friends. Working on a video game right now. After that a collectible card game.

Would like to have attention from women from time to time...

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>>80243867
>be white boi
>get cucked out of existence by every other race
kek even the asians are stealing your women

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>>80248197

>>80251241(You)
Ok

HIPS
I
P
S

seriously hips and thighs for life

>>80245401(You)
>American """"""""""humor""""""""""

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>>80243666
WHERE THE FUCK DO I FIND A QT NERD GF LIKE THIS REEEEEEEEE

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>>80248197

>>80248197

Roast in a Bag was always my favourite

>>80245328
i can see why she has an asian bf now lol

>>80251861
Found the chink

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>>80248197
Wew doggie

>>80247036
imagine being this poster

>>80243867
I've seen quite a few handsome Asian guys, and there's even one with documentation of a large penis, but I can't understand why any woman would marry a guy whose both shorter than her and resembles some kind of talking, acne-ridden potato.

>>80248197

>perky tits farewell

this nigga

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>>80248197

69 get

>>80243708
So? At least if they have children they'll be provided for and probably grow up to be productive, happy members of society.

>>80252269
by the power of Gray Skull...

>>80252269
welp

>>80245593
post the Hulk gif

This movie will earn $1 billion worldwide. Screencap this

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>>80252269

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>>80252269
..

>>80243741
No white guy has said anything your small gook penis envy is forced

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>>80248197

>>80243666
she's literally perfect

>>80243666
Scarjo has a better face also scarjo in her prime puts her to shame

>>80248197
underrated

>>80246987
You need to be skinny in order to do additive layers.
Cant add layers where layers exist and cant remove where there are already layers (of fat)

>>80252491
Gosh, now people will know that post is underrated. Good work, anon.

>>80244497
>shutter
>Decaprio
Not bad

>>80244844
>>80248592
>Ghost in the Smell

>>80248197
Kek

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>>80248197
Fucking kek!

Scarjo is just unironically a bad actor

also it just feels very out of place to put a bunch of white people in a cyberpunk Asian city

also the plot is just some moronic revenge shit

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>>80252269
>69 get

>>80243666
>>80243867
>>80245328
>>80245700
>>80245900
>>80246328
that's a Jew if I've ever seen one

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>>80248197

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>>80251833
This patrician right here gets it. Bitch has a great fucking figure.

>>80246815
so the tits were a lie?


fucking hell, dropped.

>>80253267
Tits always look smaller in swimsuit tops.

>>80245193
imagine being the team of 5 guys having to grease her naked body and slide her into this suit every morning for 6 months.

as she taco farts all over you.

>>80245328
can we just meme all women to dress like this? have a little zipper opening for the asshole and vag and we're good to go.

>>80248042
Kino flick

>>80249547
>Muffin top
Those are hip bones. Hips don't usually flow in a perfect curve down through the thighs.

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>>80253265
That's a body built for breeding.

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>>80248197

>>80246182
ironic thing is, you're probably so fat you WISH you could wash yourself with a rag on a stick.

How do I get a THICC gf

>>80253553
kill yourself reddit

>>80248197
fuck

>>80245324
Did we date the same girl? Or are 6/10 faced brunettes with 9/10 bodies who hate themselves that common

>>80252034
Found the redneck

>>80255760
Every woman hates herself. Even the ones that project confidence, it's just a front.

>>80244396
Pick a shot were her body isn't completely CGI.

>>80256523
Have you not seen her in Under the Skin? That's exactly what her body looks like.

>>80245900

>it's an america thinks someone overweight is normal episode

>>80256214
how do i capitalize on this

>>80243666
She looks kinda like Amberhahn on mfc

>>80257078
That's what a woman is supposed to look like. Women ideally have tits and hips and thighs. If you look at that body and don't feel an immediate urge to breed you're a literal faggot.

>>80257095

Make them self conscious without them realizing that you're trying to. Once they know youre trying the game is up

>>80257141

you are just surrounded by fatties IRL and big black asses culturally.

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>>80252269

>>80257095
Treat them like shit and they'll fuck your brains out boyo

You gotta love that smug fucking grin. She knows exactly how much her foods are worth.

>>80257095
Prey on their insecurity. If someone tells a man he has chubby fingers it will be brushed off and forgotten almost immediately. Tell a woman she has chubby fingers, even if they couldn't be slimmer, and you will give her a complex for the rest of her life. I'm not even exaggerating. You can utterly destroy a woman with just words. I once went off on a girl who pissed me off and she literally tried to kill herself later that night. The next day she was taking off her clothes for me, trying to win my approval, while sporting bloody bandaged wrists. It was both sexy and sad.

>>80257207
Motherfucker I live in LA, I can't go to the supermarket without seeing dimes left and right. Just because you live in a malnourished third world country doesn't make our women fat.

>>80257435

>people who aren't fat are malnourished

it keeps getting less convincing. 60% of women and 75% of men are obese in your gluttonous country.

enjoy your fat chicks.

>>80257507
>enjoy your fat chicks.
If >>80253265 is your idea of a fat chick I most certainly will.

>>80248042
It still boggles my mind that /tv/ likes this movie. Such a patrician board.

>>80255760
>>80245324
My ex basically wore leggings all the time, but covered up her upper body as much as she could. She was thin as fuck with near D-cup titties. Basically OP's pic, but way less mass, except in the tits. Had horrible self-esteem and intimacy issues.

>>80257507

I think 40% of the population of the US is still higher than most European countries lmao

also most fat people live in the midwest

>>80248197
mind if i post this on r/4chan?

>>80243867
His awkwardness is kind of endearing for a geeky internet show, but he has basically no qualities that a woman would find attractive. "Fame" sure is powerful.

>>80245333
This
I'd rather someone shoot up than down like superior black men

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>>80243867
>work hard to provide for my daughter
>raise her and love her dearly
>teach her about her heritage
>give her away in a sea of gooks
>mfw

>>80243666

I don't get it. That suit looks like cheap silicon. Why does the one in the movie look so CG and different? Is this just the suit they shoot with and then fix it up in post? Like RDJ wearing half his armor in Iron Man?

>that rare unicorn girl who just has this pale lithe body, wide hips, perfect legs, perfect tits and was unpopular and nerdy

always blows my mind

>>80252152
>some kind of talking, acne-ridden potato.

AZNS BTFO

>>80252425

Yeah, this live action GitS with Scarjo was made 12 years too late.

>>80243666
God I hate Adam Garbage

>>80255621

You sing a rap song about how you're rich and famous, thereby becoming rich and famous.

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>>80258076
Her dad's face is literally fuming kek

wait... norm isn't gay?

>>80257095

When a woman is feeling self-conscious about a physical flaw, she's less likely to think she's better than you and out of her league, meaning she'll be motivated to try and work to impress you, show she's worthy.

It's the whole logic behind "negs", comments that instill self doubt and insecurity in people.

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>>80248197

>>80258148

Butterfaces aren't too rare.

Most people aren't 10/10 in every trait. Nature has a way of sharing the wealth.

>>80243867
God damn that chin acne. Is it true that Asians begin puberty 5 years later on average? Only explanation for why that is there.

>>80244396
IMAGINE

>>80258663
She has a cute face tho. Just another girl overlooked in his school that blossoms like you wouldn't fucking believe at 18-19

>>80253433
Because that's her pelvis. Learn what a hip is

>>80245193

She's not fat at all I don't get where this is coming from.

>>80257078
>5'10
>140 pounds
Just because she's taller than the men in your nation doesn't mean you should be a jerk. Be happy you have 5'1 little woman to carry off into a rape alley

>>80243666
>inb4 someone makes a pin-up of her

>>80258076
He looks like Soros with a moustache

>>80258961
>5'10
Is that how tall she is? I'm 6'2" so it makes her body even hotter for me.

THis bitch looks like justamber and lo and behold she too was gooked. Yall white motherfuckers are just giving away yalls bitches.

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>>80243666
>Thermoptic suit
WHY WOULD SHE BE WEARING A SUIT WHEN HER BODY HAS STEALTH CAPABILITIES

FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>80255894
Your eyes look like this ><

>>80244396
Looks hot as fuck

>>80259880
The actress has to wear the suit. It is just Major's body. Learn2moviemaking.

>>80259882
We won the war, fat boy :)

>>80243666

Remove the glasses and she's perfect.

>>80246182
Found the ugly self-loathing pedophile.

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>>80246182

>>80243666
I'm just wondering how the conversation in the office went down that morning
>Some youtuber is coming down to look at our props
>Oh that beardy guy, I liked his video on the props from the expanse
>Anyway we need somebody to wear the thermoptic suit
>*Silence*
>How about you Jenny, you've got nice tits
>*Blush* Ermm I'm not sure, I mean
>Come on Jenny, you'll look good
>Errm well I suppose, I mean I did help make it
>You'll have to be nude underneath it of course
>...

My new fetish!

>>80246182
Autism: the post

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>>80257987
Most of /tv/ is from Reddit anyway

>>80261185
It's someone who works for the youtube channel's wife. And he oddly isn't there.

>>80249184
doesnt she live in new zealand? at weta ?

>>80245247
Someone actually took the time to type this. Imagine that. Wow.

>>80245324
>But had really bad self esteem
You already mentioned she dated you

>>80243666
>silakin
https://youtu.be/YVWQYEVT6gs?t=268

Friendship with latex has ended.
Now silicone is my best friend.

>>80257987
i am the original op of this, posted it in mid-november in a thread here. yes i do mind, so don't post it on reddit please.

>>80243666

>my cock is engorging with blood


What did it mean by this?

>>80245193
>Ghost can't fit in the shell

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>>80258934
What the fuck are you even talking about you fucking mongoloid retard.

>>80248197
include me in the screenshot, I want to be on Reddit!

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>>80262379

I'm amazed this thread lasted as long as it did. Parting thoughts before bump limit?

>>80262837
What did he mean by this?

>>80248197
gold

>>80245328
Literally a butterface

r/asianmasculinity is out in full force today

I'm almost tempted to go see this film now due to the video. (And I'd also go for a three way with the girl modeling the costume and the redhead beside her)

>>80243666
Why doesn't she care that that guy is ogling her tits? She's married.

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>>80256888
holy fuck, you guys are COMPLETELY blind

>>80243666
Nah, Scarlett Johansson looks better in that costume.

>>80253308
That makes literally no sense.

>>80248197
haha we made it reddit! upboating the heck out of this.

This is, quite possibly, the most pathetic thread I've ever read through on this board. A bunch of pent-up male dorks torturing themselves while lusting after the wife of one man, exhibting their hatred for women in general on a sucessful actress, arguing with one another over female anatomy, and doing all they can to avoid the topic of their collectively pathetic existence. God damn, is there no one here that actually likes to discuss movies anymore, or are all of you just sexually-frustrated gimps that have been rejected by society to the point where distracting yourselves from your internal problems by participating in threads like this stimulates you.

Whatever, man. You all need to die in a fire, and your parents deserved to be eliminated before they conceived you wastes of space. Ugh!

Subhuman Americuck are so pathetic

>>80258961

janitor pls

>>80246987
Bad prep.
Either didn't diet OR fell for the 'work your core' meme and gave herself deadlifters torso.

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>>80252269

>>80253349
I imagine it's like her scene in Hail Caesar when she's dressed like the mermaid

>>80245328
Classic 9/10 body with classic 6/10 face

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>>80243666

>>80243666
I bet she gives her husband sph when she is getting plowed by superior bwc

>>80243666

I just though Scarjo looked bigger in that one screencap is because of the harness she's wearing to do the wallrun

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>>80252269

>>80245328
really depressing to realize so many retards itt think this is how her body actually looks, even with the obvious context of the suit

i can't believe norm isn't gay. was sure of it

Anyone got more pics of this qt?

>>80265904
Google Danica Chan/Danica Johnson anon

>>80245700
Flat as a board, should've squatted more and embraced the lumbar lordosis

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>>80266029
not enough pics of this semicute

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>>80258610
>mfw some wannabe-alpha tried this on me at a party and I just shut him down by telling him 6 months at the gym isn't making up for his height
>he walked away without saying another word
Better learn to how to banter, boys, we're wise to your games.