>Awkward scene happens in a movie >Start squirming around

>>80240789
>Switch to different tab in my browser until the awkward scene is over

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>Awkward scene happens in a movie
>Start squirming around and looking away from the screen while masturbating

>romantic or sexual scene
>desperately trying to hide my increased heartrate and pretend like everything is normal in front of my family

>know sex scene coming up but watching flick w/ senpai
>excuse myself to the restroom

>OH we paused it for you anon

why man

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>direction makes it obvious something cringey is going to happen
>yell NOOOOO at my cats

>tears start forming
>pick up phone and start flicking

why am i so scared of crying /tv/?
haven't had a real cry since 2006 when my uncle died

>>80240789
i can't stand real animals being killed on screen.

i look in another direction, put both hands over the screen, and only take them off after it sounds like is over and i've peeked a corner of the screen to be sure. that shit shouldn't be allowed at all.

>Watching Dinner for Schmucks
>That scene where he's following that blonde bitch, slapping his ass

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>rape scene
>mom puts her hands between my legs

>watching shrek
>some BODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME
>jump up and start singing along while doing the shrek dance that i invented
>friends give me shocked look
>applause after song is over
>sit back down and we continue watching movie

I'm pretty much the cool guy in our group.

>socially awkward cringeworthy scene is happening
>NOOOOPE and turn off the TV