>I thought your proposal was fantastic, the numbers look great

>I'm in
>and for that reason I'm out

>>80235400
>I'm fucking Lori from behind so for the reason, I'm not pulling out.

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>Sharkposting will never come back

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>>80235400
That guy is running for prime minister in Canada we truly live in wonderful times

>>80235400
>You're a nigger
>For that reason I'm out

How did Kevin get away with this?

>This is shark tank
>Not gas tank
Wow not subtle at all with the anti semitism

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>Lets talk royalty

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>Let me tell you something, i am a member of a secret wine drinking society and we meet annualy to partake in some finest tasting of wines and other magnificent things. Let me tell you something about the society and what we do. Do you remember Policy Academy? It was a funny movie wasn't it? Yeah and do you remember the star of the movies Steve Gutenberg? Well we made him a star and we kept doing so as a joke it was very funny. Have you ever heard of the metric system? You know why no one uses it in america? That's right because of us. Every time our society meets up we have an orgy in some eastern european village where we ravish the virgins and also sacrifice one of them. The reason why i'm telling you this is you remind me of the father of one of the daughters, and for that reason im willing to offer you a deal. Now look i don't want any equity in this business i want royalty i get 2 dollars from every sale until i make back my investment and after that i get 50 cent of every sale and you have to accompany me on my society meet ups and carry my wine tasting goblet, don't forget to polish it with the tears of the virgins!

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>>80237822
>Terrible deal. Just terrible. Now beg me to make you a better offer.

>Its a "Mark Cuban is way richer than everyone else" episode.

> Your original offer is 20% for $100,000. I'm not going to counter that because I like you and the fact that I'm lonely. I accept your offer on the condition that we get to be buddies and go kite surfing on weekends.

Are Lori's legs kino?

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>>80237891

>Marc don't get it the wrong way but you don't know anything about business i have experience. Tell me this Marc have you ever hunted the most dangerous prey of all? It was back in the congo in 1985 we hunted the remaining members of the Zulu tribe, yes that's right Marc we hunted man. Hunting man is like business you need to be able to pull the trigger, Marc this is not some merchandise deal for you football team!

>>80238008

Her horseface is.

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Let me give you some advice. Do not go into retail. It is a savage place. Last year I invested in the toy business KinderKids. If my marketing specialists did their job you have never heard of them. You see I was competing for retail space with Mattel. To flush me out they replaced the plastic we used with lead. Over a thousand children died. Like I said, it is a savage place. Of course in response I used my influence with Mattel to have all children's products shipped with one adult Brazilian Wandering Spider. The casualties are are still climbing to this day. When I look at you I do not see someone capable of making these kinds of tough business decisions.
And for that reason, I'm out.

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>Listen, I like your product. My oldest daughter who walked in on me masturbating last night would LOVE this but I need to be passionate about what I invest in and this isnt it. I'll be a customer but not an investor. For that reason and not because I'll be bullied by Kevin for making an offer, I'm out.

>>80238232
you can practically taste his tears whenever he makes a good offer and the money seekers go with some other shark who made a horrible offer, why do they pass him over so much?

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>Hey, I also exist and I'm a woman. I think your product would be amazing on QVC so I'm going to make you an offer and Mark you can come in on it too if you want fuck Kevin over.

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>"Have you ever drank a glass of black rhinoceros blood? Of course not, I was just being colloquial to start this story with an anecdote. The first time I had a glass I was in South Africa, taking a celebratory drink in Johannesburg after completing a successful hunt. You see, in South Africa they don't hunt lion, or elephant. We hunted a more dangerous game: the kaffir, or black man. I finally had a 7 year old boy cornered in an Oingo Bongo merchandise warehouse when the thoughts passed through my mind: Should I pull the trigger? Can I ever come back to who I was before this moment? I pulled the trigger, made my first 100 million dollars. Mr. Johnson, this is something you need to ask yourself: can I pull the trigger on this deal and make the right choice? 10% funding for 85% ownership and prima nocte rights to your daughters."

>>80238331

I think its because he's almost always the 3rd choice for pitchers after after Mark and Lori and his background isnt really helpful

>I'll make you an offer but I want an answer right now
>"I-I'd like to hear from the other sharks if that's alright"

Every time,

>>80238548
Then there's fucking Mark and his shot clock.

>>80238609
>>80238548
he gets cuck'd left and right, poor Robert, but yeah, he got lucky on some computer security bs, i bet he cant even code a hello world.

>>80238232
>MUH DAD

>>80238647

He knows next to nothing. He just knows how the business works.

Honestly , i never seen this show before , and this meme introduced me into it, after watching it on some online streaming , it became the funniest meme on this board.

So for that reason i'm in.

>>80238026
I feel like billionaires really do speak like this.

>some guy "invents" a modern rubber band on your arm to stop you from bad habits
>turns up power so sharks feel the pain
>everyone asks to drop the power
>lori says she can't feel anything while the other sharks are jumping up

Is lori into kink?

POST
THE
KEK
ONE

It is the only one missing from my collection

> It's another "Barbara decides to skip this deal" episode

Does she ever go in on a deal?

>>80239007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkeL3Rsx7Qs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyeXi0mS7Q0

>>80239092
that's the nigger one because he's poor compared to the others. Mark is the only one who can afford to bet on retarded moonshots.

>>80238495
Will always be the best.

>>80239161

>Ok look dog you feelin me? I don't see how i can combine FUBU, you know my clothing brand FUBU? Yeah like i was saying i cant put FUBU on your product, and you are not a black guy so im out!

>>80239044
>checks digits
>only dubs

you do not deserve it. not yet.

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>>80239096
>If you screw this up for me I'm going to spank you like a baby seal

So Kevin and Barbara are fucking right?

>>80236897
Ya but he isn't half the man Trump is. If you look into his policies he's practically Clinton tier, but I guess by Canadian standards that would make him a radical right wing extremist

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whats the one /our guy/ was on?

>>80239697

Some sort of texas only show with rednecks and cowboys

>>80239681
Trudeau was called a white supremacist terrorist.

I don't even know what that makes O'Leary.

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>>80239096
>Uncle Kevin will never tell you a story

>>80239096
>you're not a phoenician
nice

>>80239624
more like Robert & Lori

>I'm really on the fence about this, I just don't see this as something that will catch on. How much has your yearly revenue grown?

>[nods] Really, that much? I gotta tell you, I'm impressed!

>I'm out

if you got a chance to fuck lori but the only condition was that you let barbara give you a sloppy bj first, what would you do?

>>80240489

>get to fuck barbara and lori at the same day

That's a no brainer anon i would have agreed even if mr wonderful and his secret wince society would watch us do it

>>80240489
Let Lori give me a sloopy blowjob

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>>80239681
>Ya but he isn't half the man Trump is.
Trump is a loud-mouthed, dumb retard. Let me guess, you suck his dick?
>If you look into his policies he's practically Clinton tier
Which is...bad? I'm sorry you don't like economic growth or policies that fucking work in wherever shithole you are from.

>>80238495
oh christ lmao

>it's another mark declares something a scam/ponzi scheme and declares out and still chimes in on every shark

>>80238495
>oingo boingo
Every god damned time

>>80240671
shillary please go

>its a "Damon randomly mentions that he's dyslexic" episode

>>80239033
>Is Lori into kink?
Technically speaking, I suppose skull fucking the elderly out of their lifetime earnings on QVC counts. But in reality women just have a much higher pain threshold than men do.

>>80239096
>Secret society of bourbon drinkers.
God damn Kevin. He really embraced this shit.

>>80242124
Not even a Hillary fan, kiddo. I just acknowledge that out of a binary two choices presented to me, she would be the objectively better President than whatever shitshow circus we have now.
>inb4 I get yelled at for being a shill hur dur

>thinks he can be PM with that big jew nose

kek

>>80238026
the only issue with this is that there still are Zulu.

>>80240671
>Which is...bad?

yes it is

>I'm sorry you don't like economic growth

oh so you're a retard, got it

>>80242428

Looks like Kevin is gonna go on the hunt again

>>80242322
>kiddo
Try harder shill.

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>>80242322
>not even a Hillary fan
>yet I somehow believe there exists a dimension of time and space in which Hillary would have been the superior choice for world leader
You have to go back.

>>80242440
Your precious drumpf is literally driving our economy into the ground you moron. We need immigrants to bolster manual labor.

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>I dont have any idea what you're pitching or what the fuck any of these guys are talking about. Ill give you $100,000 for 20% and I slap a FUBU logo on each product

Is it just me or is marc literally the autistic schreeching guy of the show?

He gets mad when he is not chosen for a deal
He gets mad when someone doesnt do a sports deal with him because MAVERICKS
He gets mad when someone makes a deal with something he thinks is a scam/bad

What is his problem?

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>>80242864
>In the western foothills of Vienna Alps, there is a humble lodge by the name of Chateau du Montaine Demure, where the owner, a relative of Otto Vanderbilt, holds a yearly reenactment of Hannibal the Carthagian Warlord crossing the Alps in his 218 AD venture into the Roman Republic. He would bring in endangered african elephants by helicopter to the snow capped lodge and throw them down the side of the alps. We watched at least a hundred elephant roll to their deaths. The 20 or so men, all refugees without a word of civilization in any of them, whom were restraining the elephants... also went down with the beasts, a mess of gore and tusk, the screams of the porters as they, tumbled, just terrible, dreadful.
It was during a major military movement between the generals of the carthagian infantry, that the Owner of the Chateau du Montain Demure' demanded a bottle of the dryest scotch he could summon. A toothless indian child ran through the snow and collapsed at Monsieur's feet, his skeleton arms struggling to lift the bottle. Monsieur takes a swig and looks deep into the dark front of an approaching blizzard. He says nothing, then says "Increase the Elephants". We saw at least another 2000 kilos of ivory go over the side of that icy gorge before that blizzard came. We left them all to freeze to death. And now this brings me to the elephant in our room right now. Do you want to be hannibal? Do you want to sac Rome that badly? How many elephants need to die? Here, have a swig of this, it's scotch. Please taste it. It's the dryest I could find. *THHHHUPUPUP* Seventy percent ownership and all of your wife's eggs for the next 10 years.

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>>80235400

>>80242440
I take it you just don't know too much about economics then? Or the lack of knowledge this current administration has of economics? Right, I figured.

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>Let me re-explain my position in a way in which you'll understand. I have a Honduran housekeeper named Rosa, barely speaks a lick of English. One morning during breakfast Rosa walks into the dining room and hands me a handwritten note in broken English, a note which must have taken her over a hour to piece together. Rosa's only daughter just got engaged and she wanted to know what kind of wine to serve when she and her husband hosted the two families for an engagement party this weekend, within their price range of course. I signal to Rosa to stay here and that I'll be right back. A few minutes later I walk back into the dining room and hand Rosa a bottle of wine. She immediately begins to cry. Why you ask? Often Rosa works in the kitchen and she sees my chef's receipts. I have a bottle of wine with each dinner and Rosa knows that she never brings a bottle to my table that costs less than $10,000. Now Rosa is a proud woman. At first she refused my gift. I communicated to her that I wouldn't accept no for an answer and she finally agreed to accept my gift while at the same time informing me that she will not be accepting a Christmas bonus from me this year. See, Rosa comes from nothing. She and her husband Ernesto raised their four sons and one daughter on the incomes of a housekeeper and day laborer. They refused to take any form of government assistance because they believe that they owe America, not that America owes them. The day after the party, Rosa's daughter came by my home to personally thank me for the bottle of wine. She told me that the bottle was split amongst all of the guests at the party, just enough wine in each glass that each person was able to have a taste following a toast that her father gave in my honor.

>>80235400

Kevin is more like this

>I thought your proposal was fantastic, the numbers look great and I think my business acumen could help your business thrive, so I'm going to give you the 100,000 you need but I demand your first born child and 1$ for every 2$ product you sell for the rest of your life.

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>>80242584
Well yes, she would be. That isn't even a question. Name one American President retarded enough to get in a screaming match over the phone with a Prime Minister at 3am?

That's just one example cupcake.

>>80242501
>SHILLSHILLSHILL

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>>80242440
>which is bad
Righto. Sure.

>>80238232
From what I understand a lot of his deals don't go through after airing

>>80243098
The economy is worthless when its prosperity comes at the expense of its people.

>>80243264

You can say that about every shark desu

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>>80243346
>say something vague enough to avoid a technical discussion on the economy so I can skirt by
Listen fuckface, you want to talk about GDP growth in relationship to market values, inflation rates over time and overall economic trends? No? Right...because you probably don't have a real opinion on how any of that works, otherwise you would understand why Trump's 54 gorillion extra pepebucks going to military "spending" is infuriating by itself.

Get out of here.

>>80243437
Trump can spend all the money he wants as long as it builds a strong cultured society, even if it means a less affluent society, which he is. People like you are the ones responsible for the overall degeneration of our culture. You use the most efficient methods to get more money but while doing so you bring in criminals and lowlives into our land and corrupt our society with consumerist materialistic filth. On the Day of The Rope your kind will hang.

>>80243537
Ah, so you are just throwing weak-tier bait out there huh? How new are you? This doesn't even remotely smell like you put real thought into it.

Bait has to actually be mildly coherent, bud.

>>80243588
Not an argument.

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>>80243537
>Trump can spend all the money he wants
>I know economics
Holy shit.

>>80243623
Not an argument.

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>>80243610
Neither were your autistic ramblings about muh degeneracy or whatever the fuck you are on about.

You could just stop talking if you are out of your depth.

>>80243652
Still not an argument. Mine was, which you are still unable to refute.

>>80243346
>>80243537
Dude youre stupid, when i defend my support of trump i instantly go to economics and youre actually losing this argument.
Take econ101 macro and micro with calc so u dont spew random words and instead actually make a case for trump

>>80243232
>source:my ass
>doesn't even indicate what the numbers are - percentage? millions of dollars? who knows
fuck off with that weak bait

>>80243696
You can't make a case for Trump if you have even a juvenile understanding of how our economy works and what benefits it. Sorry, you just don't.

>>80243696
>Take econ101
No thanks, I'm not a kike so I don't waste taxpayer's money to learn how to leech on them even more. I've learned Engineering and served in the army so that I could actually create and help society move forward despite your filthy rats trying to pull it back with everything you can.

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>>80243682
>DAY OF THE ROPE MUH DEGENERACY
>refute my carefully constructed argument

>>80243715
http://www.businessinsider.com/study-economy-democratic-presidents-republican-2013-12

Dem policies have statistically been better for the economy aggregated and over time.

>>80243737
8 years mother fucker your just scared libtard LOL!!

>>80243715
Here is a second, more comprehensive graph in an article on senate.gov

https://www.jec.senate.gov/public/index.cfm/democrats/2016/6/the-economy-under-democratic-vs-republican-presidents

>>80243840
The word you are looking for is "you're".

>>80235400
You've asked for $5000 and are offering 5% of you business. I'll give you $100 for 87.12%

>muh economics
in the first day of microeconomics they teach you that gdp doesn't mean a goddamn thing. fucking retards posted on myspace during class and think they understood anything at all.

>>80243775
nice i've seen that meme on twitter

>>80243737
I dont care to deal with you, but think of it like a sinking ship. Would you rather plug up the holes first? Thats trump stopping corporations from being taxed twice so they can compete with the rest of the world who tax corps only once. Or would you rather use keynesian econ and bail water out of the sinking ship and not pay attention to the holes? That is clinton, her plan adds 10M jobs but doesnt do anything about the real poblem of jobs leaving

>>80243757
You're genuinely retarded.
Also, every other person Ive met in college is getting a degree in engineering. Have fun with the job search, im sure engineering will always be useful like your professors and everyone on reddit who also has an engineering degree (almost everyone) says!

>>80243895
>in the first day of microeconomics they teach you that gdp doesn't mean a goddamn thing
This is 100 percent, wrong.

>>80243537
>he thinks politics can steer culture and society

you are dumb, all is just order out of chaos and nobody can do shit.

Wow guys way to ruin a decent funposting thread you irredeemable fucking autists

>>80243895
You mean the thing every economist talks about, as well as various politicians?

>>80243895
>microeconomics
>GDP
wut?

CPI means a whole lot more than GDP fucking retards. Go to an actual business school.

>>80243908
>That is clinton, her plan adds 10M jobs but doesnt do anything about the real poblem of jobs leaving
10M jobs as oppsoed to the literal shit-tier "maybe" jobs Trump "maybe" gets if he sucks off the corporations hard enough for them to trickle down cum on the middle class. Meanwhile Trump is the biggest corporatist shill imaginable, even overturning environmental regulations that protect the very workers he pretends to give a shit about, simply because the big lobbyist groups got him elected. I don't want to get into a debate on economics so close to archive but save it to say, people like you have no fucking clue what they are talking about half the time. Having low-paying jobs is not better than no jobs, contrary to the koolaid you were informed.

You just don't have a proper grasp of macroeconomics, otherwise you wouldn't have voted for a moron. Have fun dying in a mine and losing your health insurance.

>>80238026
>congo
>zulu

>>80244006
GDP is a jewish trick

>>80243908
Not my fault your friends are retards. Either you're a good enough engineer to get a job by ability, or you're good enough with networking that you can get a job with connections, or both. I was the former and I now have a 6 figure job. I innovate. I push forward. You are even less than the drones who mindlessly fill in their soon-to-be automated jobs, you are actively harmful to society. You are a leech.

>>80244091

>implying zulus cant travel across africa

Where you going with this?

>>80242298
>But in reality women just have a much higher pain threshold than men do.
No studies show that women give in quicker to pain than men.

>>80244088
You have zero understanding of economics. ZERO. That's 0 for you illiterate drumpftard, I hope you at least know enough mathematics to understand that, because god knows you're incapable of anything higher.

>>80243757
Are you under the impression that people who do manual labor are the only ones who contribute to society? Nahh, we don't need arts and sciences...those are just libruh bullshit. Who needs Doctors and culture when we got factories and mines??

>>80243955
Drumpf is RUINING our society! Nazis are running amok! FUCK THIS ORANGE FAGGOT!

>>80243908
>shits on engineering
My friend is an engineer, makes 4 times what normies make. What universe do you live in?

>>80244172
How does GDP translate to personal happiness when wealth disparity at this level exists? GDP means nothing you basic bitch.

>>80244172
Wrong anon, bud. I'm not the Trumpfag...

>>80244235
>GDP means nothing
Please NEET, go tell that to an economist, film the encounter. I want to watch him laugh at you.

how can you possibly defend trump anymore?
its been a total shit show so far.
literally the only good thing hes done so far is getting rid of TPP.
everything else has been a disaster.

>>80244223
Kill yourself and your retarded anecdotes you cretin (yes that's a word educated people use. Deal with it).

If you knew anything about the economy you would know that engineers are fucking ants. The piece of shit I drop into the toilet is literally worth more than the monthly salary of the average engineer. That is how insignificant you are as are all the retards who voted for Trump and an economy that benefits only retards. I wish you had enough brains to figure out why this fucking orange retard is going to kill our economy but you don't and you've already elected this Hitler wannabe, so fuck it. I don't care anymore. Off yourself.

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>>80244094
>>GDP is a jewish trick

>>80244326
Because it is a cult. Even TPP wasn't all bad, faggots just parrot what they hear in /pol/ without even knowing what their opinion on TPP even is.

>>80244345
Okay buddy, again, I'm not the Trumpfag and engineers make a shit ton more than whatever theater you usher at.

>>80244350
Not him, but there are problems with gdp

>>80244326
>literally the only good thing hes done so far is getting rid of TPP.
>TPP
>bad
Do you know a single thing about economics? GDP? Arbitrage pricing theory? Global colonial depreciation? Yeah, thought not.

>>80244445
HAHAHAHAHAHA
*inhales*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Good ol' drumpfkins!

>>80244351
Looks so juicy
I need the recipe, I have a "list" of people I would like to give that to

Can anyone give me a quick rundown on this meme

>come to comfy shark tank thread
>its a trump argument thread

come on guys get your shit together

>>80244560

Here you go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO6e5k6Vvnc

>>80244773
If Trumpfags just stayed where they belong there would literally be no problem

>>80244799
I was enjoying the thread too until the first /pol/ shit emerged, scroll up and read the shitty Hillary supporter sperging out for NO reason

>>80244936
I was the one who mentioned Hillary, I wasn't a supporter and I didn't sperg. This site throws a fit unless you agree that Hillary is a fucking antichrist demon

>>80243642
if you need an argument to see why this is retarded maybe you should neck yourself on the """"day of the rope""""

>Leave thread to go drop off my dad at the airport
>Come back to autism

Why cant I just have this one thread, /tv/?

>>80245186
>>80244936

get real, /tv/ is /pol/. have you seen the front page in the last years? amy schumer, women in hollywood, emma watson, black people in hollywood, etc etc etc.

/lit/ and /his/ are the only normal places on reddit and even then some /pol/ sperg will show up

>>80246312
>leave pregnant wife to serve in military
>9 months later come back to autism
t. your dad

>>80243437
>huehue let me throw a bunch of buzzwords at him, that'll scare him off huehuehue

>>80243004

haven't seen this pasta yet

i approve

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>Yuh got spunk kid, here's my offer

>>80246732
Please, name a single thing that was a buzzword. GDP is a buzzword? Are you a dumb faggot?

>>80246986
>heuhue i'll pretend i dont know what a buzzword is

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>>80247001
>I'll call everything a buzzword to avoid an intellectual discussion on economics since I don't actually know anything about it.

>>80247331
>hue hue i'll post le smug spock to attempt to discredit my opponent

>>80247370
You have nothing put forth to discredit son...

>comfy thread ruined by /pol/ babbies yet again

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>>80238210
>in response I used my influence with Mattel to have all children's products shipped with one adult Brazilian Wandering Spider

>>80246629
>/lit/ and /his/ are the only normal places on reddit

Nice slip.

>>80247600
you. i like you.

>>80243737
You can make a case for Trump, if you care about poor people.
>Supply of unskilled labor goes up thanks to immigration
>their wages go down
>the poorest Americans suffer.
Illegal immigration would do great for employment

>>80240671
>"Trump is a retard" meme

I'll never understand why you idiots push this so hard when he's a self-made billionaire with an above average IQ.

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>>80247945
>You can make a case for Trump, if you care about poor people.
Nice meme. Funny how Trump has such animosity for the poor workers that he's employed. What a great guy.

You'd have to be fucking delusional to think he's helping the poor,

>>80248009
>"self-made" billionaire
I didn't realize having a few dozen million dollars handed to you by your dead dad qualified to be "self-made". This made me laugh.
>above average IQ
I am nearly 100 percent convinced he has a learning disability or is legitimately autistic or in the early stages of dementia.

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>>80248009
>above average IQ
>can't even spell "hereby"

>>80242664
>We need more low skilled brown people flooding into our country, putting an even greater strain on our crumbling welfare state, to work the jobs that automation will eliminate within the next decade or two
>said immigrants are also violent and breed like cockroaches, not to mention refuse to assimilate into our culture while sending the money they make to their country of origin.

>>80248037
>You'd have to be fucking delusional to think he's helping the poor,
Less immigrations helps the poor already in the country.

How much of an asshole he is as an employer doesn't matter.

>>80248077
>I didn't realize having a few dozen million dollars handed to you by your dead dad qualified to be "self-made".

So by your logic, any advantage given to you by your parents invalidates your accomplishments. That means your parents paying your college education means you're not self made. Got it, retard.

btw, he was able to pull himself out of bankruptcy more than once.

>I am nearly 100 percent convinced he has a learning disability or is legitimately autistic or in the early stages of dementia.

Based on nothing but your hurt feelings, I imagine.

>I didn't like the way you exhaled a few seconds ago
>I'm out

>>80240033
He's the only one on the set who knows the Phoenician royal purple story. baka.

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>>80248140
>>80248230
I hate this ""immigration hurts the economy" meme. You dumb Trumpfags just eat up anything that retard says at long as it tugs at your fee fees


http://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2017/03/08/immigration-projected-to-drive-growth-in-u-s-working-age-population-through-at-least-2035/

http://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2017/03/02/what-we-know-about-illegal-immigration-from-mexico/

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.forbes.com/sites/artcarden/2015/08/28/how-do-illegal-immigrants-affect-american-workers-the-answer-might-surprise-you/amp/

>>80248237
150k over 4 years and 12 million dollars are two different tiers of financial advantages asshole. But I think Trump is a top notch bullshitter.

>>80248327
the holy economy we must preserve the economy above all else
t. jew

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>You have no fucking right to talk back to me. Know your place goy, I'm out.

>Marc smugly cuts someone off to say he's out mid sentence
>Learns more
>Wants back in

They shouldn't be allowed to do that

>>80243623
Despite it's gazillion dollar debt, US federal interest remains around 0.5%. I personally don't agree with the 50+ Bil increase in spending but the fact remains that he can and will spend whatever he wants with little consequence (at least till the next presidents term)

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>>80248237
>So by your logic, any advantage given to you by your parents invalidates your accomplishments.
He isn't picking up the ends of his bootstraps and working hard after being given 50 million dollars, anon. What a shitty false equivalence too. My parents helping me with college is not even in the same multiverse as 50 goddamn million dollars.
>btw, he was able to pull himself out of bankruptcy more than once.
KEK he put himself in bankruptcy you fucking idiot. How is that a positive? He's gone into bankruptcy at least over a dozen times. That isn't a sign of competence.
>Based on nothing but your hurt feelings, I imagine.
Based on experts in linguistics who say he possibly reads at a 4th grade level and comprehension. But they are probably just liberal shills, since anyone who has anything negative to say about this trainwreck of a President must be a ahill, right?

You live in a fucking cult of personality here with this fool. I will never understand this rich-worship. It's like you want it both ways: a billionaire but a maverick. He cannot literally be both.

>>80236151

Every time I see Lori I need to go jack off, same with that girl on Master Chef.

>>80248431
>with little consequence
Have you not been paying attention or something?

>>80248341
It is estimated that his father left him with 20 to 50 million dollars on his deathbed.

>>80243264

Source?

>>80248495
*scratch that, Politifact corrects this with it being as high as 100 mil

>>80248327
>Get access to the full text of this article
>rent 6$
>cloud access 15$
>buy pdf 35$
I assume you didn't read the study then either.

Also I didn't say that imimgration hurts the economy.
I said less immigration helps the poor people already in the country, if you already have unemployment, getting more people to compete for that job isn't a good thing when you're unemployed.

>>80239092

I hate Barbara. She's annoying to listen to, is out EVERYTIME and goes on "muh women" rants.

>>80240360

>Robert and Lori
>Fucking
>Robert acts like a total fucking beta orbiter while she hardly ever acknowledges it

>I discuss politics
>on the television board
I hope you idiots realize your conversation is completely pointless. You don't get to tally another internet win retards. Thisis a board for memes not serious discussions

>>80248577
You are straight up lying that you have to pay for the pdf. Fuck off.
>I said less immigration helps the poor people already in the country
Again, this is mathematically and statistically incorrect. I don't know why you retards peddle this just because you want it to be true. I just posted that it isn't.
>if you already have unemployment, getting more people to compete for that job isn't a good thing when you're unemployed.
You have virtually no idea what you are talking about, do you? I just posted hard evidence that explains why your whole line of thinking is skewed. Your response was just "nuh uh"

Kys

>>80236897
>anti-gun
nah

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>>80248654
>You are straight up lying that you have to pay for the pdf. Fuck off.
Sure I was lying.

>>80248743
>can't afford to pay 6 dollars for a valuable scientific paper
are all drumpflets this poor and stupid?

What do you think Lori's farts smell like?

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>>80248846
how much of your monthly alloted 6mb of bandwith did uploading that choppy, low quality gif cost you, poorfag?

>>80237912
for whatever reason anon, this made me literally spit beer onto my monitor, heres a (you)

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>>80237822
tfw you only know Steve Gutenberg from that Simpsons song.

>>80248743
I'm telling you, I open it right on the page. Even so, there was the Forbes article you dodgy cunt. And the graphs...from the first Pew article.

Try harder to discredit real facts you brainlet.

>>80248077

Yes a few million dollars is a lot of money, a few billion dollars is considerably more though, a thousand fold more in fact.

Do you think increasing the value of your assets by 100,000% is unimpressive or trivial? Let me know when you achieve something better.

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>>80249187
>Do you think increasing the value of your assets by 100,000% is unimpressive or trivial?
KEK you are seriously reaching. First off, no. That isn't how percentages work. Secondly, Forbes estimates that he has gradually lost more money than he earned. His entire estate and total holdings (if sold) come out to a net worth of around 4-5 bil. Trump is not 4 bil rich...his sold assets are.
>WAHHH IF YOU CAN'T DO IT
What a great argument. Are you saying that life would be even remotely hard for me if you gave me 50 to 100 million dollars? I'm sure I could do the same, if not better than the village idiot of billionaires.

Suck his cock more though, shill.

>>80248919
Was this a Scientology parody?

>>80249187
>Do you think increasing the value of your assets by 100,000% is unimpressive or trivial?
Yes, when you hire nearly 100 people to run it...yes. I seriously can't fathom how broken of a mind you have to think that Trump personifies some "self-made" man. He waa born richer than you. He will die richer than you. He gives absolutely no shits about you or the poor. Never has. If you bothered to actually research him and how everything was handed to the cunt.

>>80237912
>that one episode where Lori offers $300k and Mark counters with $1M and she sits there shellshocked

dumb roastie

>>80249338
I think it was just an illuminati joke

>>80237912
>Its a "Mark Cuban is way richer than everyone else combined" episode.

Is there an ep this week?

>>80235400
>i put my right foot in
>i put my right foot out
>i stick it in the middle
>and for that reason i'm out

>>80249338

Are you dense? It was a secret club joke like stone masons or illuminati

>>80235400
>listen, Lori is just trying to bleed you dry. $100,000 for 10% is ridiculous. Here's a better offer:

>I want 0% equity in your company. In return, I want 37% of the profits from each individual unit sold except for units sold online, where I will take only 29 cents per unit. This amount will decrease by one cent per unit per month until I am paying YOU one cent per unit sold online roughly 30 months from now. At that time, in 30 months, I will get 100% equity of the company and my profits from each individual retail unit sold will drop to 0%. You must also play catch with me and my son on every alternate Thursday. We'll use softballs because my hands are kind of small.

>Now are you in or are you out? You have 4 seconds to decide or else you are off the show and will not be given a chance to take Lori's deal because I have commercials to run. By the way, your 4 seconds is up and for that reason I'm out.

>>80248140
>A country or nation is only a "culture"
love this meme

>>80249674
>We'll use softballs because my hands are kind of small.
what the fuck is this supposed to mean
softballs are way larger than hardballs

>>80249833
You have a good point, softballs are way larger than hardballs, and for that reason I'm out.

>it's another robert gets super excited because some one brought a dog to the pitch

:3

>>80243908
>thinks actual skill determines job placement
>not networking/who you know,and charm

Never gunna make it senpai