>it's been 6 fucking months Are they ever going

OHR MUH GAWD
STONE COLD, STONE COLD

>>80218640
It was way too cringe to be released anon, its literally one of the end of days seals.

>>80218640
BAH GAWD IT'S HANSEN
SONOVA BITCH

>>80218704
KEK

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My mommy and my daddy have been waiting ages for this episode to come out

>>80218640
Dude I can't believe it. I was waiting for this shit since like last year and it's been so long I almost forgot about it.
They've gotta release this. They have to.

>>80218640
oh wow that decoy is qtp2t. anyone dox?

You all got cucked by Hansen.

>>80218852
Why wasn't he nominated for an oscar in this role?

Van Morrison looks terrible.

>>80218640
weird the decoy looks like my gf

>>80218852
This will never not make me laugh. Even the fucking pedo didn't believe this shit. Mommy and daddy top fucking kek

>>80218852
laugh every fucking time. What were they thinking with this guy?

>>80218852
am i the only one who got that he was trying to be cheeky and playful?

>>80219262
I knew he was trying to but he wasn't doing a good job of it.

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>>80218640
Never. You morons all got played by a con artist who entraps people and cheats on his wife and I couldn't be happier. Hopefully this means his 15 minutes are up.

where can i stream the new episodes?
FOR FREE

>>80218852
>>80219116
>>80219240
sounds funny but cbf finding this episode and watching it all. just explain the funny to me.

Dude, entrapment.

Fuck this show, I hope it stays dead this time.

>>80220713
>entrapment
retard alert

Entrapment would mean that the decoys/police literally forced the man to enter the house. Since these men all initiate sexual conversations entirely on their own AND decide to go to the house and enter all on their own, it cannot be entrapment.

>>80220713
It's hardly entrapment.

>A valid entrapment defense has two related elements: (1) government inducement of the crime, and (2) the defendant's lack of predisposition to engage in the criminal conduct. Mathews v. United States, 485 U.S. 58, 63 (1988). Of the two elements, predisposition is by far the more important.

Funny how he disappeared around the time pizzagate happened.

>>80220259
To catch a con artist was better than most of TCAP

To catch a lotto scammer could have been way better but the government felt like controlling things

>>80219262
I think that's why people think it's funny.

>>80218640
>this was the last time they spoke as friends

>>80218852
Does anyone have the scratch freeze frame clip that ends with the seinfeld music as the dude looks right into the camera?

Is this what Jim Sterling's lawsuit was REALLY about?

>>80220935
or how about that guy with the glasses who comes out of the bathroom

>>80220978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeKBL9yOdjc

4:00 in

What happened to the show?
I'm out of the loop, I watched the first 2 episodes, but nothing after that.

Based Hansen working the smarks.

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>>80220777
>>80220781
Like I'm going to take legal advice from the retards on /tv/.

>>80220713
This isn't entrapment, but honestly, I would strike down every law of man and God to get pedo scum off the streets.

>>80221052
>>/asp/

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>>80221044
>when he casually mentions that he also fucked a 15 year old boy

>>80221062
t. redditor

You know these guys are legally innocent. They didn't act upon anything. The show is a racket

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>>80221056
I'm actually a lawyer, though.

>>80219210
>>80218852
is there a vid of him saying mommy and daddy? need a quick rundown here

>>80220713
Spotted the pedo

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>>80221044
>it's not a her

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>>80221260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1Cw7HoVrOE

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>>80221366
How original

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Look at this smug worm. Just look at him.

>>80221044
kek

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>>80221044
Kek.

>>80221525
why do all kiddy fiddlers looks so weird and grotesque?

>>80221206
and technically since all their chats were with an adult decoy, they didnt actually do anything wrong.

>>80221591
>>80221206
That's not how the Law works

>>80221369
so... is the show trying to say im a pedophile for thinking that girl is cute? Because she is fucking adorable.

>>80221576
>tfw I look like him and the food critic from ratatouille if they had a child
fucking kill me

>>80221608
Legally, yes, they are guilty. But morally? Name one (1) person victimized by their actions. You cannot victimize a fictional person. These men are innocent victims of the law.

>>80221616
She's not actually underage; none of the girls are.

>>80221044
>>80221560
you can actually pinpoint the second his heart rips in half

>>80221632
Wait, what? If none of the girls are underage, then what exactly is the crime here? How can these men be pedos if the girls are adults?

>>80221525
I don't remember this many scenes with the Green Goblin in Spider-man?

>>80221525
this guy acts like a bonafide creep

>>80221616
shes like 19

>>80221665
Dont tell Harry

>>80221659
It's entrapment dude. This show and the people who enjoy it are sick

>>80221525
What a bitch. He's clearly handing them over so she can grab them and thank him but she's not even doing the courtesy of acknowledging his good deeds.

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>>80221525
>tfw you will never receive treats from a happy man

>>80221369

I don't get it, that girl is obviously of legal age.

>>80221062
>pedo
Lol the "children" on this show are usually like teenagers right? Who cares. It's one thing to fuck an 8 year old but the difference between a 15 year old and an 18 year old is nothing.

>>80221525
hes so fucking creepy. everything about the way he looks and wears that cross

>>80221719
t. person reading blogs about what entrapment is

>>80221525
The weirdest part of this show to me is how these creepy guys dont think they are being baited.
Like, this guy cant possibly be unaware of how he looks, but he still thinks a girl as qt as that, or however cute the picture they used was, would fuck him?
If i were on some dating app or whatever and some impossibly attractive 14 year old started chatting me up and sexting with me, my first thoughts would be "this is clearly not real, no girl like this would EVER think of me this way" and not "holy shit this underage girl who is extraordinarily out of my league wants to actually hook up".
They deserve this national tv humiliation for many reasons but to me chief among them is being so narcissistic that they cant see this trap coming.

>>80221765
Not only is this show guilty of entrapment, but it is literally Thought Police : The TV Show

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>>80221429
fucking kek. I have to get up early tomorrow, but Im laughing too much to sleep

>>80221632
I know but she is clearly used as a decoy because of how young she looks. Hansen even says they picked her because she easily can pass for 13/14

>>80221756
t. pedo

>>80221782
That's because you're ugly and have no self esteem.

>Sources say Gentile will appear in Feb
>It happens
>Sources say Ambrosio will appear in May

Seems like a good ETA.

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>>80221616
>Because she is fucking adorable.

Oh anon stawwwp! :3

>>80221822
When I heard Hansen outright say that about her I felt kinda bad for her. Unless she's into looking younger than she is.

>>80221369
>you look hotter than your picture

>>80221813
not really. They dont just arrest anyone who talks to the decoys, only the people who show clear intent to commit statutory rape by showing up to the house.

>>80221826
Stop baiting me faggot

>>80221856
What did she mean by that lip bite?

>>80221719
Jesus Christ. You Americans were this fucking broken *before* Trump? God, I am scared to see what you fucks become over the next four years.

>>80221062
Well, it's a good thing someone with your temperament isn't in charge of the laws.

>>80221858
women love pretending to be younger then they are

>>80221885
>le drumpf xD

>>80221909
Yea but there's young and then there's TCAP decoy young...

>>80221856
Anyone who says they wouldn't risk jail to tap that is a damn liar.

>>80221829
true but the vast majority of these predators are ugly as fuck too.
I mean, from the original series, did that guy with cerebral palsy seriously think a hot 12 year old would want to fuck him? Or what about that one guy who was 45 years old and practically a midget? Its just astounding to me that they believe this shit.

>>80221866
t. baited pedo

>>80221858
Its tough. If i was a girl i think id take it as a compliment that they think i look younger, since everyone wants age a little slower. But at the same time, the implication here is that its wrong to be attracted to me, and i certainly wouldnt like being told that.

>>80221952
well I'd say most of them are probably special ed types, the mentally ill don't see things the way somebody sound of mind does.

>>80221983
if she wore a dress, did her hair different and put on make up she would look much older

>>80221822
>>80221932
Hansen's bullshitting because they couldn't afford anyone who looked any younger. She doesn't look THAT young, and it doesn't really matter because she only needs to keep up the charade for a minute.

>>80221952
This. Pretty much all these guys who get caught are total dumbasses.

>>80222008
I dont know if i buy that.
A lot of the guys seem otherwise normal since they clearly panic and show regret when Hansen confronts them. I think its less about taking advantage of mentally ill people and their poor impulse control and more just weening out pedophiles who happen to also be idiots.

>>80222028
I wish i could see her all dressed up and pretty looking.
Great now i sound like one of the guys from the show.

>>80221629
the kid they would've fucked if they didn't get caught first.

>>80221856
she is, but it would be pretty awkward having to explain that your gf is a decoy for pedophiles because she looks like pubescent kid.

And that youre attracted to her

>>80222114
she's a qtpah2ty

>>80222114
nobody cares. plus she over 18 so it doesnt matter

>>80222074
>implying pedophiles aren't mentally ill

>>80222114
You sure do. Looking forward to your appearance next season.

Wear a Pepe shirt so we know it's you.

>>80221952
>Or what about that one guy who was 45 years old and practically a midget?
Got a video? I love watching manlets get towered*.

*manlet terminology for BTFO.

>>80222074
I think it's more to the point that they are that deep into the pedo hole that they would actually travel to fuck somebody they think is underage, pedophilia in itself is a mental illness to a degree, though there are also people on there that are sleazy as fuck.

>>80222114
don't beat yourself up, she's adorable, and it would be nice to see her in a pretty dress rather than the boring shit she's wearing.

>>80222166
Closest I got to that kind of weird is when I dated an Asian midget who had creeps hitting on her all the time due to how young she looked.

Was weird to be in the same category as men who want an of age loli.

>>80222158
>You are arrested and sentenced to death for futurecrimes!

>>80222244
>implying people who are planning terrorist attacks aren't rightfully imprisoned all the time

I wonder if anyone has intentionally gotten on these shows to try and either annoy hansen or had the intention of talking to the parents about their whore of a child?

>>80222158
What kid? There is no kid. Or are you saying that these people may have hypothetically fucked a child? Okay, I'll give you that, they may have. But any individual is hypothetically capable of almost any crime. If we lock these poor men up because they 'may' harm someone who may or may not exist outside the realm of the hypothetical, then why don't we simply confine everyone to house arrest and permanent 24/7 surveillance? Never know when someone *may* hurt someone else.

>>80222238
kek. I was hitting on some girl last halloween that I later found out was a senior in highschool. Its a good thing I didnt do anything besides get her number

>>80222283
People who plan terrorist attacks plan their attacks on locations that actually exist, not imaginary places. By your analogy these men are 'guilty' of planning an attack on Candyland.

>>80222315
so you're playing the waiting game then?

>>80218640
>fedora
>fatso
>Laughing decoy

This is set up as fuck.

>>80222283
Except the fundamental difference here is that a potential terrorist can attack their target because their target exists. It is a legitimate threat. These men cannot possibly fuck the child in question because the child in question does not exist. They are being arrested for a crime they literally could not have possibly done.

>>80222315
>senior in high school

Cutting it close, but she could have been 18.

>>80222313
>>80222339
>what is the charge of attempted murder

t. Terrorist and/or pedophile

So more like t. Average Muslim

>>80222357
damn girls and their sexy halloween costumes

Apparently Hansen was supposed to send kickstarter gifts to everyone, but kept them himself, he has like 6,000 tcap coffee mugs in his kitchen now

>>80222358
its clearly a cowboy hat

>>80222212
Is it wierd that I find women in tshirts and hats more attractive than girls in dresses

Something about casual wear like sweaters and shirts is just hnnnnghhh sexy

>>80222395
Attempted murder is something you are charged with when you try to kill a person who exists. The key point you seem to be missing here is that the 'children' these men are accused of planning to rape DO NOT EXIST. You cannot rape a fictional character.

>>80222313
assuming you're serious, if they had found a young girls profile and talked with them instead of a decoy it would've led to their exact same actions. you can arrest a person for intent to murder someone, why can't you arrest someone who shows clear intent of fucking a kid?

>>80221616
It's getting people who are specifically trolling chat rooms for dumb 12-14 year olds.

I really don't think being attracted to a girl like that is abnormal at all. It maybe abnormal if you bump into her somewhere and she starts talking like a retarded kid and get a rock hard erection because of it.

Practicing attorney here and I can verify that this show is indeed entrapment. I'd get these poor saps off so quick, it would make those detective's heads spin

>>80222518
I bet you get your sap off on a lot of poor kids

>>80222459
>lying about who you are means that any planned crimes against you no longer exist

t. Muslim

>>80222444
everyone has their preference and that is ok, never be ashamed of your ideals unless they lead you to be a terrible person.
My ex was a short chubby asian that looked and acted like a 12 year old but was actually about 20ish, I would still be with her if she wasnt such a psychotic bitch, she had nice legs.

>>80222518
with the way some of them act would you want to though?
in some cases they are clearly sleazy pedophiles that intend to fuck the imaginary underage pussy, would you feel ok letting somebody like that go back into the wild?

>>80222471
Because the actual child, as with the murder victim, exists. The decoy does not. Arrest people for intent to commit crimes, not intent to commit hypothetical timecube crimes or whatever the fuck.

>>80222565
Lame. Don't you have school in the morning, kid?

>>80222518
The hope is that they kill themselves desu

>>80221856
natalie portman? :D

>>80222615
>short chubby 20ish year old azn grrl who is a psychotic bitch and looks/acts like she's 12

You didn't happen to get my sloppy seconds, did you?

>>80222615

>with the way some of them act would you want to though?

If they hire me, I have to give them adequate representation.

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psst hey kid, wanna smoke some drugs?

>>80222690
.........yes?

>>80222690
she is such a qt desu

>>80222625
they DO have the intent to commit actual crimes regardless of the actual age of the decoy. for all the pedo knows, they're a kid.

>>80222681
nah she was a virgin, scares me that there's more than one of that type lurking around, I guess I'll have to be careful then.

>>80222689
I suppose as a matter of ethics you need to provide proper legal counsel to them, would you sleep easy having defended somebody like that though?

>>80222632
don't you have a big case to present Mr lawyer man who browses 4chan at 3 am?

>>80222690
I'd risk jail for that

>>80222690
this is entrapment

>>80222787
I'm on the west coast dip shit

>>80222518
Yeah yeah, the only thing you get off quick is the dirt on my shoes. So go home and get your fuckin shine box

>>80222959
Using quotes from movies to insult someone. How sad your life must be.

>>80223022
Get a load of this guy

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>>80218640
>it's been 6 fucking months

>>80220816
To Catch a Pedosta

Lets make it happen

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>>80221044
>went on to confess more crimes
this assholes infinite social retardation made him think being friendly with the cops is better than sawing "lawyer please."

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>>80221044
lel

>>80220329
Honest question, do you suffer from some form of autism?

He doesn't look like a child at all.

>>80221044

>What did you bring me?
>O-Oh I didn't, I just brought myself dinner

>>80218640
Whats the story behind this and why are people waiting for it to release?

>>80219182
I don't believe you have a girlfriend. Enjoy having a seat over there, alone.

>>80223859
>bullet proof vest
>for a phone call

what did she mean by that?

>>80218640
Did they ever say anything about why this wasn't released? I'm guessing maybe the guy had a really, really good lawyer. Have any lawsuits been filed?

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>>80224710
It's the only episode to not air yet and everybody knows they've saved the best for last.

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>>80221044
Someone please make 4:00 into a gif like pic related for all of the cunny/pedo threads.

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>>80221044
>our onsite decoy is a 19 year old theater student
>could pass for a preteen girl

what did they mean by this?

>>80225233
Did they actually find CP on him, or are they just assuming he had it based on his picture? That mughsot is evidence enough.

>10 fucking episodes
>over a span of 2 years

How come Hansen isn't making a new season?