>"I'm dying" >"don't talk

This has LITERALLY never happened.

>>80211677

>They got me good *coughs blood*

>I-is it bad?
>Nah, you're gonna be okay mate

>looks like I'm not getting out of this one
>*coughs blood*

>>80211726
>i cant leave you like this!

>go I'll be okay

>alright but I'm coming back as soon as i can

>*character bleeds out right after*

>>80211735
>he's not okay

I like to imagine its the same 3-4 people in every thread like this, a bunch of fat, unhygienic NEETS sitting in their parents' houses, repeating the same tropes 10-15 times per day, because this is all of the social interaction you get, isn't it?

Kill yourselves, all four of you.

>>80211858
They're all me

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>>80211858
>browse 4chan
>someone tells me to kill myself

>>80211858
all me

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>tell my wife...
>you can tell her yourself!

>>80211882
>>80211922
all me btw

>>80211916
>decide to live a little longer just to spite them
You guys are the only things keeping me going

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>Somebody dies
>Doesn't void their bowels

>>80211967
>>decide to live a little longer just to spite them
my man

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>I'll come back for you!