hahahaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIB4jNYeRY4
>>80208671
>hahahaha
is this really the best you could come up with for starting a thread?
>>80208787
hahahaha
Somebody explain Kate McKinnon to me. It seems her only mode of IMACTING is doing that stupid fucking face. She does it all the time on SNL, she did it all the time in Ghostbusters, she does it in this
Serious question: What happy ending could this movie possibly have seeing as how they murdered that innocent stripper?
Are they gonna cop out and have him not really be dead or he deserved or something? Or are they just gonna get away with it?
yikes
>>80208841
He's a white male. His life has a value of that of a bug
>>80208671
wanna make out goy and go see my new movie
>>80208671
>Letting your fiance go to another city overnight with her slutty friends
It's like he wants to be cucked.
Bachelorette parties shouldn't leave the neighborhood.
I'm pretty sure this is exactly the same as Very Bad Things bit with women
>guys party weekend
>accidentally kill a stripper
>wackiness ensues
>>80209034
Yep
YOU JUST KEEP HITTIN' THE FUCKEN HOME RUNS SONY
Scarjo looks fucking fine in this
>>80208841
turns out to be set in the MCU and The Punisher shows up and guns them all down
>>80209068
Really? All I could think is this is the worst she's looked.
Apparently these women are a group of old friends but they look to cover about three generations...
>>80209024
They shouldn't exist at all.
>>80209141
I honestly never got the point of stag/hen nights, they're obviously just an excuse to fuck someone else
>>80208671
looks like a fun movie to me 1:37 was pretty funny
there was some cringy parts like 0:47 but i might just watch it for 1:00
>>80209141
This is why you keep it in the neighborhood. Women are less likely to act like hungry dogs if there are witnesses and credit card receipts.
Let them have the party, but keep it in your sphere of control. No strippers. Have the party in the afternoon. Enact a curfew.
>>80209187
>best friend's sister was getting married
>photos of her hen night showed all the girls posing in matching outfits waving little foam/plastic penises
Pretty standard stuff for a hen night, but it's fucking bizarre when you think about it.
Based Scarjo. Drumpftards on suicide watch
>tfw you will never be a Sony executive who pays top billing for the most expensive actors in hollywood for them to only star in flops
>>80208841
>murdered that innocent stripper?
It was an accident and strippers are already dead inside.
>>80208671
>Sony logo
>>80208671
>family life is bad lmao
>being a whore is good
>marrying at 50 is good
>american "values"
>>80209187
It sounds like you get the point pretty well
>>80209240
Or- OR...don't date/engage/marry a whore.
>>80209602
these arent american values at all. these are the values being pushed by the Israeli lobby
>>80209602
I'm more insulted by the fact that women aren't funny
>>80209655
All women are whores, and do not know what loyalty and responsibility are. They are like big children that need to be looked after before they cause trouble
I wonder if there would be complaints if it were a film about a group of guys who murder a female stripper and mess about with the body
>>80208671
Isn't this Very bad things? Which I kind of liked. But not so much the way everyone turns on each other.
>>80208671
Calling it now: one of the characters will cheat on their husband/boyfriend and will have a soppy "I'm sorry" moment and he will forgive her completely within 2 minutes
Or there will be a joke about it being his "thing" for her to sleep with other guys
>>80209602
Translation:
>I'll never be loved
>I'll never have sex
>I'll never be married
>I'm so alone
>>80208671
>literally the same plot as Very Bad Things, and therefore, also a copy of The Hangover
>Ilana from Broad City just transferred to another property
>Scarjo looking like a thousand years old
>Kate McKinnon with the same shtick as every role
>fat chick is the subject of ridicule and bad physical humor
Honestly, if I was a woman, I would be offended that this movie was made. For years, chicks complained about how they didn't get enough movies, and all we get is stupid male action movies and dumb slapstick comedies. So what happens when they start getting their chance to make movies? They make shitty copies of male movies.
>>80209717
Calling it now: the whole movie will be completely bland and forgettable and give women all the wrong ideas and be a boring comedy for everyone else
>>80209701
wew
>>80209742
t. roastie
>>80208841
This is literally the female Hangover, its going to end at a neutral state.
>>80209791
You mean like The Hangover was for dumb guys. I seem to remember drunken/disorderly arrests went trough the roof after it came out.
Why do white women hate white men so much
>>80209141
that paragraph at the bottom is pretty damn cringeworthy, totally unnecessary
>>80208671
I was on the fence about GITS, but after that fucking DC march and this shit, I'm definitely not watching it. Fuck ScarJo
>>80209931
Yep. Made me realize the whole thing is probably cherry picked and not trustworthy.
>>80209602
Talmudic values aren't American values
Fuck i hate western culture
>>80210132
talmudic zionist jews are so mad because gentiles are actually smarter than they are, that they're trying to wipe us all out. haha idiots
>>80210184
Hehe it's almost like their specific ethnic group was afforded several decades of cultural immunity to criticism because of Holocaust guilt milked to the bone with dumpy Evangelicals permitting them to take over all facets of society and rewrite the nation's culture with Marxism haha what a bunch of silly geese
>>80209240
>Enact a curfew.
t. Virgin with no female friends
>>80209240
>Let them have the party, but keep it in your sphere of control. No strippers. Have the party in the afternoon. Enact a curfew.
>>80210241
and people across the board have become even more anti semitic as a result, their own plan is collapsing on itself because its retarded
>>80208671
I hate scarjos haircut so much. It just screams tubro bitch.
>>80210367
just fyi, short hair on a woman is a red flag indicator of a bitch.
>>80210409
uh i just said that thanks
>Let them have the party, but keep it in your sphere of control. No strippers. Have the party in the afternoon. Enact a curfew.
I feel sorry for whatever woman gets duped into marrying this massive faggot
>>80209702
In very bad things they do a shit load of cocaine and drink a shit ton in Vegad and kill a small asian hooker then get caught by a black security guard who they also kill. Then they chop them up and bury them in the desert. Its actually a very entertaining movie you should watch it.
>>80208787
hahahaha
>>80208787
hahahahafaggot
>>80208671
>No African-American womyn
>No transgender womyn
definitely not going to watch this unprogressive white propaganda shit
>>80209321
In all seriousness If I were married to scarjo i'd let her fool around.
>>80210628
I'm sure the waiter who sold the cocaine is black.
>The funny joke of the movie is.... they murder a man
That's the joke. A gag of the film is murdering someone.
Feminist "humor".
>>80210657
you think its all about sex its not. take me here help with this lets go here together its work to keep a woman happy.
>>80210508
Sounds laugh-a-minute
First time female director........its gonna be hilariously shit.
>>80210657
Does Chris Evans ever stop laughing?
>>80210782
It's the intellectual fetish.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2010/07/29/cuckolding-the-sex-fetish-for-intellectuals.html
>>80208671
DUDE WE ARE WOMEN AND WE HAVE CASUAL SEX LMAO
>>80208809
hahahaha
dem thighs tho
>>80208841
he is a white man so its ok
>>80208839
She looks like an ugly, annoying cunt to me.
>>80208841
How many strippers have been killed in movies, leading to wacky highjinks trying to dispose of the body? Why is this one suddenly a big deal?
>>80211168
hahahaha
>>80209141
you have to go back
>>80208839
What do you want me to say. She had to follow tina Fey and the other one. They had to fill that position of being the it girl. In her defence she is probably the better cast member of snl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAE40Ch9B7A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPGxkKii1Zg
>>80209141
Dude contradicts himself. Says he never slept with brides, then says he did. Fake.
>>80208671
so this is western society now...
Zoe Kravitz looks incredible.
looks funny, can't wait to see it
>>80211794
Scarjo looks an amazing milf.
>>80209141
Who actually gets strippers? I've never known anyone that did that. I know more people that went for go-karts.
>>80209602
my eyes are getting teary from all that freedom
truly the greatest nation on earth
>>80208671
>WE ARE GOING TO BE DROWNING IN DICKS
>Don't get in too much trouble honey :)!
That guy goes on /b/ 100%
>>80212195
She will never stomp on your balls.
lol every shit movie i've seen it's always Sony funding them
was seth rogen not available at the time