>female comedians cant be funny /tv/ BTFO https://www.y

>>80208057
>"No!"
lmao

>>80208057
Was there a single joke in that entire video? They couldn't even give response to the "women are not funny". Basically confirmed that its true.

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>it's irritating, it's annoying, and I wish you wouldn't do it

I say the same thing about menstrual cycles

>>80208057
>Women need a video telling them how to deal with basic banter

>>80208057
>You have potty mouth.
>That's because I swallow so much shit from men!

"I eat shit!" isn't a witty retort.

>>80208057
>"No."
WITTY COMEBACKS

>>80208057
It isn't exactly "witty" when it's scripted on both ends.

>>80208268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abVJLOPBnXU

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>>80208257
>meanwhile, after all this months, /tv/ still didn't find a comeback

>>80208325
>Yeah, cuz I'd be in the other room fucking your mom

That's the consensus.

>No.
I'd honestly never banter again after hearing this one.

>>80208057
Don't these dumb women see that they're making a mockery out of their own day? Please tell me not all women think like this please

>>80208325
>How about you make like Napoleon and exile your ass to my cock?

can we at least acknowledge how brave these women are for not just letting a man write the jokes and writing them themselves?

>NO!
How will men ever recover?

>>80208424
They had to write it down all those witty comebacks?

>>80208057
to be fair I think these would work very well. imagine a woman trying to for a witty comeback and doing one of them. the mixture of pity and disgust you'd feel would probably make you back up and not talk to her again.
nothing would stop her from getting a bunch of cats and dying alone anymore and that is every womans dream.

>>80208375
You're vastly over thinking this. The fuck do they care? Are you looking at them or not? That's the question.

>>80208424
If a man wrote it, itd b funny

>>80208541
good job comprehending the point of my post
have a glass of water to celebrate

>>80208575
No one think they are brave.

>>80208325
the thinks /tv/ came up with for this were painful to read. you-have-to-eat-all-the-eggs tier cringe.

>>80208057
Desiree Burch first two were kinda funny desu.

The others were just desperately looking for a fight. They aren't really witty comebacks when you initiate them against a straw man, then they're just "sexist banter".

do women actually statistically cause fewer accidents?

>>80208057
>why you fancy being poisoned
Jesus, I can't really get past that point. It's not even passive aggressive. It's the worst comeback ever.

>>80208707
no but the accidents they cause are, in total, less expensive

>>80208664
Most of them are that on purpose though.
well at least two of them

>>80208716
It's better than just "no".

>>80208707
yes, hence why they used to get a better deal on their car insurance before the law ruled that gender shouldn't factor into it

>>80208057
>the like and dislike bar
>literally no blue

>>80208743
Naeh no is much better. The dry delivery sells it.

>>80208707
yes, because they drive far less than men

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>>80208057
>witty
get a load of this deluded cunt

>>80208307
I knew what it was before opening it.

That's how I know I'm on the right board

>>80208759
lol I just checked the comments
>"We asked four comedians" So why weren't they in the video then?

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"sexist banter" doesn't exist. It's just fucking banter. If you can't keep up, if you can't keep it concise, you lose. Being wordy is a death sentence

>>80208743
True.

The worst was "Women aren't funny? WHAT?!"

But it does prevent me from retorting as it's so bizarre.

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>>80208268
>>80208307
They're confused on what insults are. Any reply at all is good enough for them, it doesn't matter if it makes sense.

>>80208934
How can her mother be a holocaust survivor? Maybe she was a child in the 1940s?

>>80208934
>my mother drank corpse piss
and she thinks this is an appropriate response to anything?

>>80208934
i dont get it

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I don't know why feminists think that in order to come off as strong and "empowered" you have to present yourself as aggressive and hostile as possible with a short fuse to boot.

>>80209005
Not so weird.
Say 6 years old, then 1970 she had her.

>>80209030
I don't get it either. I don't even see how you can put this in a comedy routine

>>80209030
>>80209101
I think the joke is that she "told him", by making the guy feel foolish.
I don't think a guy who has the krup steel balls to say "hitler did literally nothing wrong" in public cares if someones mommy survived the holocaust though.

>>80208057
>Bong taxes paid for this

You had all better complain about this sexist trash.

>>80208057
Wow, how will men ever recover from this?

>>80208057
>british """""humor"""""

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>"International womens day"
nice joke lol.

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>>80209174
I'm imagining it as the scenario as old as chicks have been doing webcomics.
She reads something online, spends way too long working on her "verbal beatdown", and tries to work it into her routine as if it actually happened in real life. They're treating internet and actuality as equal.

>>80209196
I'm personally baffled what it's got to do with News. This isn't News. If the BBC wants to shill this shit, OK, fine. But this has nothing to do with NEWS.

Also, you do realise we pay taxes to TV stations in the USA, right? I mean, Trump literally said he was cutting funding to specific channels. We pay as well, it just isn't optional for us. It is for them.

>>80208268
i think the funnier part was the realization that she lets men shit in her mouth as that's the only way they'd have sex with her.

>>80209288
Wow. A reverse "I AM SILLY" comic. Instead of your strawman being the "I AM SILLY", it's your sock puppet.

I must applaud them for this.

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>>80208057
wew lad

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*breathes in*
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

>>80209288
Women wear things to appear as something.
Men wear things to aspire to something.

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>>80209288

>>80209419
thats a bit sexist to be honest family

>>80209397
>>80209401
Hivemind

It's normal for the BBC. Just 10 minutes ago they had someone talking about the "pay gap".

>>80209434
kek
whats the context?

>>80209419
So when men wear a Batman shirt they're inspiring to be Batman?

>Title literally calls it "Banter"
>First woman goes "NAH IT AIN'T BANTAH BRUV"

Sort it out.

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>>80209434
>the huge group of men that slowly forms to congratulate him
weak feminist comic turned unintentionally hilarious

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>>80209288
Why are women bad at liking things?

>>80209397
>someone liked it between the time I watched it and the time you posted this
Funnier than the video

>>80208057
indian > qt > blonde > black

>>80209484
I'm batman

>>80209419
I wear lots of weird T-shirts just because they are funny or cool. I don't aspire to be David Bowie.

Well, I don't THINK I do...

>>80209288
If they wanted to get the point across, this is how it should have gone:
>guy: "Do you even READ Batman?"
>girl: "Uh..No. I just like this logo"
>guy: "FAKE GEEK GIRL! GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN!"
>girl: "Hahaha what a fucking loser. Later faggot"
>girl: *Walks off in the arms of her boyfriend Tyrone*

>>80209493
i think the joke is that something like that would never happen in real life

>>80208057
> le get back to the kitchen
> probably should actually I've got some testicles on the go

...that's not even a joke. On no level does that make any sense

>>80209459
What the fuck was on at 23:09?

The BBC really confuses me. Some times they're completely logical and 'right wing', the next they're illogical and 'left wing'. It's like somebody is deciding what they should be on that day.

Like they reported on the CIA spying thing. That's completely illogical if they're 'left wing', why would they make us aware of such an event? They usually hide that shit under multiple subsections.

I do not get it. Every time I make a complaint they totally miss what I'm complaining about, or never reply.

>>80209434
I actually laughed. And it's even funnier when you realize it wasn't meant to be.

>>80209527
come on the black one was the only one who was kinda funny.
The period comma thing was pretty clever.

>>80209527
The Indian looks like a post-op version of that thing behind the diner in Mulholland Drive.

>>80209547
But you aspire to be funny and cool?

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>>80209434

>>80209030
I don't get it either tbqhwyrn ngl

>>80209527
The Indian was the worst! Pointless aggressive and made no attempt to be funny.
Make it last and I agree.

>>80209605
Maybe women aspire to be nurds teeheehee

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>>80209479
"if what people said online was a real life scenario"

>>80208057

>"no"

my sides, this is definitely one of the funniest comebacks I've ever heard in my entire lfie

>>80209434
Even Jesus calls out those attention whores.

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Woman on /tv/, make me laugh right now. Tell me a joke.

>>80209605
Yea, I guess. I'm pretty funny and sociable so I get away with wearing some really dumb shirts.

But yes, I guess i DO aspire to be those things

>>80209645
this is written by a dude/tranny right?

>>80209575
A bit more than 10 minutes then. It was an end of news special Women's Day thing where they got women to come on and show us that Women's Day is a day to complain about there not being enough progress for women's rights.

>>80209670
Women's rights.
and it's sad that it's a joke, it's 2017.

>>80209640
>women aspire to have passion
Wow that is actually very said.

>>80209646
"What?" was even better. The niggie really brought her A game.

>>80209645
the premise is actually pretty funny
was this made by a woman?

>>80208325
"Why do i have to leave i would be happy to watch"

>>80209434
Was this based on a true story?

I went to a comedy club in London recently
There was a female comedian
Her jokes consisted of:
Saying cunt
Saying how she loves abortions
Saying how much of a slut she is
More abortion jokes
and an I'm Jewish joke

Hardly anyone laughed. people booed at her abortion stuff

>>80208057
A Muslim father throwing acid in the face of his 4 year old daughter is funnier than this shit.

>>80209507
>Being so triggered about not knowing something as basic as that

Womyn are natures D students.

>>80209683
>>80209709
Nah. Looks like it's by that White Korra's dude work.

>>80209694
Oh right. Well they can fuck off now. They've had their day.

>>80208057
>british "humour"
Thanks, but i prefer humor without U in it

>>80209731
Yes, me and the local Boy's Club that rules over most of the city I live like to form flashmobs where we slut shame women.

>>80209750
Underage b&

>>80209645
>anime expo con
>asks a comic book question
I wouldn't know the question either

>>80209769
OOOOOOOOOOOH

It took me a while to translate what they were saying. I'm not used that particular accent...

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>push him into the pool because his phone and he'll be upset but sexism

fucking what

>>80209780
He's right, though.

>>80209721
not sure if it would be funny or pathetic

>>80209665
That's kind of funny.

I think lots of women are funny but that video was pretty weak.

British humour? More like British hummus, right? Right?

>>80209750
Does it feel good to repost YouTube comments?

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>>80209665
I love looking up the feminists who write this shit. They almost always admit to being lonely and desperate.

They pretend it's about men not wanting to fuck fat chicks, which is partly true, but having a toxic personality makes it even worse.

>>80209841
You think so?
To me, it feels a bit akward, since the reason why she "decided" to replace men with a vibrator seems rather obvious
I wouldn't really know how to reply to it without beeing mean

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Honestly woman are lacking something that makes them funny, especially modern women. They're extremely confrontational and passive aggressive yet I'll watch classic Jo Brand videos and I'll be laughing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ibny0TDChuA

How does Jo Brand manage to be pretty funny whilst also being a woman?

>>80208057

Most men could snap back with a retort to this shit "banter" easily enough. I've honestly never seen men talk to women like this at work though. The risk of getting fired is way to high

I liked Ellen Degeneres's stand up comedy from her show back in 2009 or so.
>inb4 """""""""""""""""""""""""""woman""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>inb4 ellen degenerate

>>80209665
Hello cat lady.

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>>80209703
Really activates my almonds

>>80209890
>Ellen "'''''''Woman''''''" Degenerate

This is their mentor:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niOqJLPRSQ4

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>>80209665
>obsessing over something you hate
i don't understand
if you weren't obese you would have a dude willingly in your vagina, and that's all you want, because you're using a penis substitute

>>80209744
I work at a comedy club in Newcastle and videos like this are infuriating

I've noticed women are funny at local events in short timeframes. Lots of quirky, local down to earth humour that people can get on board with easily. If you're up for a laugh you'll have a laugh.

The problem they have is twofold. Firstly they are never the funniest or top billing, they're usually average which is fine for what it is.

Secondly and more importantly their style translates horrible to mass market appeal (like this youtube video, which is a terrible premise anyways). They are not big stage, marketable comedians. I don't know what it is but the more pressure you put them under the worse they get, flaws in their set become more obvious. If they are trying to make you laugh they do horribly. If you're both up for a laugh they do just fine.

>>80209831
its all in the delivery my man

>>80209887
she's the exception that proves the rule

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>>80208057
I unironically burst out laughing whenever the asian women spoke

something about her incredibly shit jokes paired with her deadpan delivery, although somehow I get the feeling this is not what she was going for

>>80209886
Why do you worry about being mean? Women are the most selfish, uncaring creatures on this planet, and once they gain too much weight they become bitter and cunty 24/7. You don't have to be nice to something that has no manners.

>>80208325
>sounds like you're a huge whore

not really that difficult

>>80209925
>There are 10 year olds eating fucking salads and lean protein

Why is this a bad thing? Childhood obesity is a major issue in the West.

>>80208057
this is the most passive aggressive butthurt video I've ever seen
It's like that video of pornstars reacting to mean comments

It's only funny to laugh at them cause they're so clearly butthurt. Except here I'm not even laughing at these women.

>cheer up, it might never happen
So I'm a guy and people have said this to me many times. How is this sexist?
>are you on period?
dick move, also hilarious. It's only said when someone's being overly emotional (normally in aggressive manner). Would they rather just be told to calm down? Maybe. To be fair, this shouldn't be that controversial. Women are much more emotional (and prone to explosive anger) when they're on their period.
>go back to the kitchen/make me a sandwich
No one says this in real life above the age of 20. Are we gonna start responding to theoreticals like "you smell!" and "you're gay" now?

What the fuck bbc? How did no one quality check this?(let me guess, they did but they decided that passive aggressive "comebacks" were more important than the wit they're stereotyped not to have?)

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>>80209925
I love being gay so, so much.

My female friends are funny in person but it's only because we are friends so the jokes are relevant I guess.

>>80209933
hyena? anything good coming up?

>>80209959
yeah i guess. i mean, beeing pathetic is kinda the whole joke of jonah hill, right?

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>>80209990
Me too, poor straightfags. Even if they have a girlfriend who isn't a pile of shit, they still believe every other pile of shit woman and anything she says.

>>80209870
I bet you don't understand Master & Commander.

>>80209988
Nah. The BBC didn't need to check it. It's done to please SJW. That's it.

>>80210023
That post is probably made up. Black people don't spell that well.

>>80209990
dude, she is some sort of trans-thing
not exactly something a straight man would go for

>>80209988
The period thing is pretty insulting to be fair. It's not a major issue, but I can see why women would complain about it.

>>80209880
Her pain amuses me.

>>80210026
women will never understand that film

>>80210005
The Stand

Few regulars ready to extend to full sets with some original styles and content but nobody truly killing it at the moment. Also got two guys who are getting more and more comfortable going up on stage completely fucked on booze and cocaine.

Wednesday nights £3 entry!

>>80209976
Is that your experience with women? You sounds a bit bitter to be honest

>>80209880
The first comedian in the youtube video is like 38, unmarried, and childless

the second comedian is married but in her 30s and without kids

you really get the lowest of the low when it comes to feminism

>>80209999
Women can only really be funny in small group or 1 on 1 situations because they can slightly slip out of all the social bullshit women tie themselves up in.
Women are too obsessed with their persona, their appearance and their social standing to be good comedians or funny in front of a large amount of people.
Women are good at back and forths, but that doesn't translate to the big stage unless you're doing some weird straight man routine and even then you need some way to control women's inability to distance their performance from their social standing complex.

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>>80209990
>>80210023
It's not fair. Why do I have to put up with women

>>80208325
What the qt French girl said isn't really funny, it was just good bantz

>>80209434
that's actually funny, wtf?
it's not supposed to be? how?

>>80209988
stop being sexist anon

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>>80210065
>she gets to use the "i'm on my period" excuse whenever she fucking wants
That's sexist and inequal. True equality will only be achieved when I get to tell her she's perioding and that's why she's acting so belligerent.

>>80210107
She basically said that Jonah is fat and ugly.
Thats not banter, thats a straight up insult

>>80209990
I am so jealous of you fucks. I would gladly tip toe through the AIDS minefield that is gay dating rather than deal with women.

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>that like/dislike ratio

how long until they disable comments/ratings?

>>80209665

Sofie be Hagen das Ice Cream.

>>80210093
I'm not bitter, I don't actually have to deal with the fairer sex. Straight guys are the most bitter because they get gay ass feelings for them and subject themselves to their bullshit, but can't call them out or else they won't get laid.

>>80210097
The 'no kids' thing makes sense. You can blame men for all of society's problems, but when you have a son, you have to be retarded to hate them or attribute some mysterious privilege to them.

>>80208057
>get back in the kitchen
>why, do you fancy being poisoned
that's actually funny
but wow the blonde one is painfully non funny

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Let's be real. This isn't all women who act this shallow and retarded. It's mostly these western white women raised by the internet and can't think for themselves who are just as privlaged as the people they mock and hate, if not more privlaged.

>>80210087
Get us a job mate

>>80208057
https://youtu.be/lRe2Rs7LomY

>>80210152
waiting for the inevitable BBC article

'DIsgusting': Online Trolls Target BBC Video on International Women's Day Forcing Comments Closure

Stop being sexist guys it's International Women's Day.
Call your mothers and tell her you love her.

>>80210087
I can imagine this job is fun for a week or so and then becomes a living hell

>>80210182
Well, there are some great women out there, but it agree, my life would probably easier if i was bi (and if it was socially acceptable)

>>80210152
slowly crawling to 50 likes

>>80209665
does any man give a shit about today?

>>80208057

>Women admitting that they can't handle the bantz

>>80210231
A jobs a job. But you do get to watch acts for free which is interesting

Only part I hate is when a manager tells me to shush a table during a set. Thankfully only happened a couple times but I feel like such a dickhead

They don't get the difference between a passive aggressive insult and a joke.

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>>80210233

>there are some great women out there
Pathetic straightfags lower their standards for conversation and relationships so much it's honestly horrendous.
You are so desperate for genuine romantic human contact that you attribute things to women they don't actually possess. Like pet owners attributing complex personality traits to their dogs or cats. It's sad.

>>80210065
It is and it isn't
It's undeniable that women are more emotional when they're on their periods. So if a woman is acting uncharacteristically emotionally, then it makes sense.
At the same time, this downplays any legitimate intense emotion they may be feeling "ah, she's probably just on her period"

And the thing is, there's no real solution to this impasse. Make women wear a band when they're on their period? Degrading and potentially leads to treating them differently
Accept all emotion as genuine? Then women are bound by decisions they made on their period as if they made them in a rational state of mind even though that's clearly not the case

Social issues can be hard

>>80210152

Give it half hour

>>80209988
>Would they rather just be told to calm down?
No. Every time you try to cool emotion from a chick, no matter how logically approached, she will snap at you for telling her to chill.

Better to just ignore her and make her more mad, it's more fun

>>80210229
My mom is working and laughing about all the cunts who celebrate this shitty day.

>>80210311
sounds to me like you are just jelly that most people you are attracted to simply dont feel any sexual attraction towards you

>>80210331
This. Once I learned girls like you more the more you piss them off, life started getting fun.

>>80210354
That is the case for 90% of humanity, man. It doesn't bother me at all.

>>80208707
No, they tend to report fewer accidents because they get in more single car losses with no coverage or damages below their deductibles.

>>80210378
You're guaranteed to pick up trash girls you have nothing in common with by doing that.

>>80210299
>shush a table during a set

that seems like such a stupid idea. The second the audience becomes slightly tense the set is ruined

>>80210333
I drive a few girls to horse riding practice every week. Gets me out of town for a few hours to chill in a pub and get to meet a fair few qts. Banter whole way there was about IWD. Stupid shit like do you need a tree for it like christmas and 'I hope women know their place for the other 364 days'. Young women today hate feminism forcing, definitely not cool anyway.

>>80209880
>They pretend it's about men not wanting to fuck fat chicks, which is partly true, but having a toxic personality makes it even worse.

Confidence and positivity does help a ton even for women.
I see fat chicks getting plenty attention on contact sites I use.

>>80208664
its a meme you dip

>>80210414
When you are a good looking men, most women will be naturally attracted to you. They wont necessary sleep with you, but they will show signs of interest and flirt with you.
I imagine its different for attractive gay men

>>80210311
I'm straight and god, I realised this was true a few years ago. Life is a sad masquerade...

>>80210465
That is because it's literally impossible for a woman to NOT get male attention. I don't think you realize how different men and women lead their lives.
Loneliness for men is years of crushing solitude with minimal human contact. Loneliness for women is like a month spent single or couple hours without being texted.

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Women are funny. Get over it.

>>80209887
i love jo brand

>>80210538
>it's literally impossible for a woman to NOT get male attention
>but nobody wants to fuck fat chicks, though!

Triggered virgin, make up your mind already.

>Post bait topic
>Argue about bait topic
>OP gets angry
>Posters get angry

how will white men subjugate their women?

its pretty much over for whitey

>>80210578
Getting attention doesn't mean wanting to fuck. Pink cars get attention too but you wouldn't own one.

>>80210542
qt

>>80210538
>I don't think you realize how different men and women lead their lives.
I used an online dating service, I'm quite aware how different it is.
That's besides the point.

If Hagen just acted like a decent human being she'd get it on despite being fat.

>>80210578
I'm a different person, you retarded redditor. Learn to pick out posters.

>>80210023
this is like reading derrida

>>80210610
I feel pretty bad for white men.
I can't imagine how it must be liked to be betrayed by your race's entire female gender like this.

>>80210542
you have to admit, it is kinda funny

>woman makes a witty comeback
>ends up injured or dead

wow good job, sexism is totally not killing women every day

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>>80210608

its almost like arguing and getting angry is fun

>>80208325
It's a meme

>>80210542
*tips scales*

>>80210655
They want the normie audience.

>>80210682
then i guess its not a problem for you to come up with a witty comeback

>>80210675
>its almost like arguing and getting angry is fun

Only if you're psychotic and / or have deeply rooted psychological problems.

>>80209925
>10 year olds eating lean protein
you mean low fat, good-for-you-no-matter-who-the-fuck-you-are protein? Who will stop those madlads?

>I'm an amazing fucking person[...because of my weight!!]
Well you're certainly egotistical, not really amazing. That's more of a pathetic trait, really. And being big or skinny has nothing to do with how 'amazing' you are unless you mean in terms of something like "her ass is so amazing" or "her ass is so amazingly big, like how do you let that happen"

>[You're oppressive because you are white, and you can only make up for it by dating big fatties like me]
If being oppressive means I don't ever have to think of you sexually then I will take that branding. Also you're a racist.

>Attraction is more than just physical
To an extent. Having a good personality doesn't instantly blind people to your uglyness.

>[Doy durr thing at the end I don't feel like typing]
You're not intimidating, you're fucking atrocious. Physically and mentally.

So to recap, you're a racist fatty who thinks she deserves everything she wants and everyone else is to blame. I know "kill yourself" is overused these days but sometimes it really comes from the heart. Swallow a shotgun.

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>>80210728

well, thanks for the diagnosis, doc

>>80210737
you took the time to write the comeback to a person who isn't even in the thread?
why are you so triggerd?

>>80210699
>"ha, that's funny, but I don't think Mr Pitt and Mr Clooney are into fat french whores"
That would end her.

>>80210737
Not that she'll ever see it, but hey. That's how I see it.

>>80210759
this is an ironic comeback, right?

>>80210728
Anger and fear are literally the most physically and mentally involving emotions. It's how you feel alive.

>>80210757
hey he's doing a public service, as seen by the video in the OP the women are preparing their banter so we might as well prepare ours

>>80210796
thank you for your public service?
could you also maybe find a comeback for this? >>80208325

>>80210784
Yeah.
And I've chosen to interpret the ones like that in those threads as ironic comebacks as well, but I'm not really sure if they are.

>>80210832
I find it genuinly hard to come up with a comeback that works in that situation

>>80209397

The alt-right is striking that video!

>>80210867
It's a good joke, but it gets kinda awkward to respond to since it's so long, and it has to be translated.


Some comebacks that made me chuckle in the threads were stuff like
>Can't I watch at least?

You don't really put her down, but you make people laugh and get them on your side, and make her look a little bad perhaps even if you don't actively put her down.

>>80209397
cute

>>80210749
>>80210785

Confirmed mentally ill psychotics.

None of those "jokes" were funny and they just came off as snarky and spiteful instead.

>>80210206
Based Mike

triggered white male tears are delicious, keep'em coming

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>>80209665
>replaced
Can't replace somethimg you've never had

>>80211114
When are we gonna get an all female RLM?

Why dont we have one already in fact?

>>80211163
we prob do just no one watches that crap

terrible

>>80211163

Because /tv/ creeped out the existing one

>>80210655
The first line is funny, the rest is retarded

>>80208107
>this is what women think a "witty comeback" is

>>80211163
Susan, Jessie, that fat hot chick from space jam, the ginger from the romcom half in the bag ep?

>>80209288
I'm with this one, it's perfectly ok to wear a batman t-shirt just because you like the logo. Pretending you read comics is the annoying thing

>>80211691

Would you say the same for band t-shirts?

>>80211758
not him, but I'd question anyone who wore a band t-shirt without being a die hard fan
especially considering how many bands come with completely retarded statements

(imagine someone who missed the scandal wearing a lost prophets t-shirt because they liked the logo)
so personally i wouldn't and i'd judge anyone who would

>>80209645
Why didn't they just answerred the question? Eveeryone knows Ben Reilly, right?

>>80209721
"Yeah thats all you'd get to do"

>>80208268
Yeah, that backfired as hard as 'I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast'.

>>80210610
Why do you think women need to be subjugated under a man? Why don't you try building women up instead of tearing them down

>>80208057
>Will you make me a sandwich?
>No

>>80211975
Why should we? they keep talking about how strong they are. They should build themselves up.

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is this post-post-irony?

>>80208707
Accidents doesn't equal shit driving though which women are universally prone to

>>80208325
>my friends dont tag team old trannies who are nastier and manlier than them

>>80208826
>that pic

This didn't happen

>>80212197
what is her dirty hobby?

>>80212437
bukkakes and gangbangs

>>80212437
Crabbing

>>80210143
damn that is a CLASSIC image

>>80208057
I still don't see a reason to find women funny, now I definitely know that they can't into banter.

>>80209753
Women are min-maxed. Their overall build is shit unless they take the First World feat and then they become broken.

>>80210542
First line was pretty funny but a part of me died at the end

>>80210023
I mean, you don't have to lower your standards just because you're a whale. You DO have to accept that you aren't going to get laid often though

>>80208057
I can't tell what gives me less of a boner, their accents or the fact they think they're funny

>>80210542
Reminds me of Carlin's bit about worshiping the sun but praying to Joe Pesci. Carlin's joke was funny because it had irony and absurdity where this joke has no twists and is completely lateral.

>>80208325
"Wow, what a cunt. So anyway..."

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>>80208057
>That like/dislike ratio
I'm pretty surprised they haven't disabled it and the comments yet.

>>80213437

I guess the lesson is to never dumpstat Usefulness.

>>80213796
You don't need that for your main char.
Just get some cha and get some useful guys in your party.

>>80209434
LOL

>>80213794
It's BBC. They keep it up so they can play victims to online trolls.

>>80209811

I thought she said pole, like telephone pole, but that makes just as little sense

>>80209397
I commend the fact that they are not disabling comments or ratings.

>>80209288
>have super mario hoodie
>wear it to work because cold
>only the mario mushroom on one sleeve shows since uniform is over it
>mid 20s man and woman customers come to my register
>he asks if I'm a super mario fan
>I am not a fan so I just respond with no
>now feel compelled to explain how I have beat the majority of mario games down to SNES but am not a fan in any way
>can't tho
why the fuck do people need to ask such a stupid fucking question? Why do I need to be a "fan" to wear the merchandise. I've played the fucking games and beat them, they're fun but I like other franchises more. It's like they're trying to make themselves feel better or find another reason to talk shit. Same with some fucker metalhead who felt the need to but in because I did not memorize which of the Slayer band members died most recent. WELL IT WAS THE FUCKING DRUMMER FUCK YOU I DON'T GIVE A SHIT I JUST LISTEN TO ALL THEIR MUSIC.

>>80209288
She's actually right though....

>>80210655
More like witty, not really funny

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once again japan proves its superiority

>>80209484
Absolutely, Do you know any kid who doesn't want to be Batman (I mean besides faggots)??

>>80209645
I don't even read Spider-Man and still know it was Ben Riley.

>>80214164
Not show was not funny.
Japanese comedy in general isn't funny. Unless you're Asian. Then it is funny.

>>80209288
The sad thing is, your typical girl would lie and say yes I do read Batman.

>British tax dollars unironically funded this video
>this video was unironically made by the British government

>>80208057
I can't wait for International Men's Day and the boiling ovaries joke since men can't cook.

>>80208057
>are you on your period?
>no, are you?

Boom thats how its done. Men in the workplace BTFO

Ok I chuckled a few times. The black woman's delivery is hilarious.

Still think it's just banter tho, and I wish more women would just respond in bantz, only w/o sounding butthurt like the ladies in the video.

>>80210023
The is definitely a handsome man who has a kink for a girl looking just like that.

But nobody likes an obnoxious cunt.

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>>80211691
>>80214094
>>80209288
>>80214277
>advertising something
>people assume you like it
>someone else likes it and is trying to make small talk
there's nothing wrong with this, that's how friends are made.

>>80209887
She's a comedian who happens to be a woman. Not a woman who's a comedian.

>>80208057
>ah for it to be banter it has to be funny
The irony of this statement is lost on these women I'm sure.

>>80208107

I unironically believe that was the best comeback mentioned

>>80214431
No no no. Whoever asks the questions, regardless of gender or who the fuck they are need to realize that you don't need to be a fan to like something. Fan implies it's your favorite and you're heavily invested into it. They could easily ask in a less demeaning manner by using the phrases: "do you like x?", "are you interested in x?", "have you/do you play x?" NOT "HURR DURRRR YOU'RE WEARING A GRAPHIC OBJECT OF CLOTHING OF X YOU MUST BE A FAN OF IT HURRRRRRRR"

I shouldn't have to explain myself because there are hundreds of thousands of words in the dictionary and they refuse to use them.

>>80209887
wow she's actually good

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>>80209887
>>80214486
The funniest girl I've seen is pic related, and I think she's being serious

>>80209887
>>80208057
What the fuck is wrong with you all, british people are not funny and literally subhuman

I never hear any of the phrases they are saying because America fuck yeah

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>>80208057
>"You're a potty-mouth"
>"Yeah because you still need potty-training"
really got my almonds in a twist

>>80214094
It was the guitarist you idiot.

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>>80208325
/tv/ BTFO

>>80209288
>now feel compelled to explain how I have beat the majority of mario games down to SNES but am not a fan in any way
> I've played the fucking games and beat them, they're fun but I like other franchises more.

What the fuck does that mean? You can be a fan of more than one thing at a time you know. It's not some big commitment to LIKE something. If I wasn't a fan of a videogame franchise I wouldn't play most of the games in that franchise. You're a Mario fan

>>80208268
Brrrrrrraaaap

>>80214753
meant for
>>80214094

>>80209665
So she's saying men are objects?

>>80209990
>>80210023
>not having a redpilled qt 3.14 virgin christian gf
plebs. Also, gas yourselves degenerates.

>>80214725
I do not care to memorize such insignificant details. I'm not even a fan of them.

>>80214753
Fan implies you have a dedicated interest to something in particular. I'm not saying fan is limited to 1, I'm saying it implies I have a dedicated interest and extensive knowledge of Mario. I don't and don't want others to assume that I do. I am not a Mario fan and there are extremely pretentious people out there who will give you shit thinking only fans are entitled to merchandise.

>>80208325
Is he getting fat AGAIN?

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>>80208057

british people in general are not funny. there are exceptions such as jimmy carr who relies on edginess to be funny

>>80214895
>thinking HIS girl is somehow different than every single other one to ever exist
You got tricked. Sorry, guy. Some are better at acting and it sounds like this one is above you.

>>80214423
>in conversation with female friend several years ago about relationships
>she says that men not dating bigger women is problematic
>I tell her there are plenty of guys who are into bigger women
>she says its problematic because they're fetishizing the fat girls
>thought that I was shallow because I wasn't interested in dating a girl with craniofacial defect
>her last 2 relationships were with Aryan looking doctors

you really can't win m8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvpbW7JRu0Q

she's pretty funny

Fuck women's day. Women are trash. Little Girls Day is next month so who cares about washed up, fat, coked up hags?

>>80214954
what's the funniest shit I've ever seen

Also her hips look pretty fucking sweet

https://files.catbox.moe/o18dyh.webm

girls are only funny unintentionally

>>80214901
I don't think it really implies that and I don't think anybody would give you shit about wearing a Mario shirt if you've played most of the games. It might be a little weird if you were wearing one having never even touched a Mario game, but Mario is so entry level it can be kinda assumed you've consumed some Mario related media. Same with Batman really.
From my experience that kind of behavior is pretty limited only to more obscure bands and stuff like that.

In any case it just sounds people are trying to converse with you about a shared interest.

>>80208325
>"For you."

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>>80208325
honestly I feel like that's the moment where you make the interview really uncomfortable. Instead of endorsing the comment in any way, genuinely confront it by saying something like "Why would you say that? Why would think that's funny?"

Put the shoe on the other foot and force them to justify the shitty joke on national television. Watch em squirm while you put them on notice for their toxic, body shaming, P R O B L E M A T I C comments.

Then when the interview's over and the host comes over to profusely apologize for the offense you get to say "nah just fucking you, ya dumb cunt"

:^)

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>>80215116
I guess this explains why I don't have any friends. Thanks anon. I'll kill myself after a few more months of shitposting.

>>80212197
its called the new sincerity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20K8B8jrtUA

>BBC News
>gets permanent revenue from the TV license
>never has to resort to clickbait to fund anything
>does it anyway

Why?

>>80214954
Comedians in general are not funny 2bh.

>>80208107
i actually laughed at that one

>>80209030
the humour is in the idea of drinking the piss of a dead person

if you were at a restaurant and the waiter served you a drink but it was a dead body pissing and you said "i'm not drinking that" but the waiter said "it's fine" then drank the piss you'd laugh

>>80209434
>in a perfect world

>>80214217
>>80211829
I didn't know it was ben reilly am i gamer girl?

>>80215334

i see most of them as being just commentators rather than comedians. take george carlin for example. he wasn't really that funny. he just commented on shit in a way that made people fake laugh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3ZA-_kWGGc

>>80210728

or if you just love a good goof

>>80215112
You have 2 options

>5 second joke
>20 second talking about that joke

>25 seconds of actual jokes

One is much easier.

>>80208107
a-at least the books are good, r-right?!

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>>80215301

they also sell shows I think

they send you nasty threats in the mail so I just got a projector without a tuner and replaced the radio with podcasts

>>80215594
Radio's free

You don't need to not have a TV, you just have to not watch live domestic TV or anything on the iplayer

>>80215301
they don't know how to spend the money they recieve so they still need to sell shit

they used to give jonathan ross 15 million a year

>>80215677
They could make decent programs for a start

>>80215633

they will accuse you if you have one with a tuner, theres a few videos of them asking to plug the Arial in and to tune it with the remote while the police are telling them to comply with his request

I don't want anyone in my house telling me what to do, unless its the gas reader

>>80215719
sounds difficult

wouldn't hiring a bunch of black women be better?

>>80215772
Just send them a snippy letter telling them to stop bothering you and if their Capita goons show up at your door just slam it in their face

They got the message after I wrote to them. They have no right to enter your house unless they have a warrant and the police are with them

>>80215847

Its been a few years now

Happier without a tv, radio is kinda pointless when you have the internet

with the projector you watch or 2 hrs on certain nights, makes watching something more enjoyable

>>80215772
post videos

i get the letters every week i just ignore it

if some fag comes to my door i'll say "fuck off" then turn the doorbell off