Five minutes into Diablo Sandwich & Dr. Pepper and he

I NEED MORE JERRY REED KINO.

>>80208143
Gator
White Lightning

I saw Bat*21 the other day, was surprised to see ol' Jerry in that one

SHERIFF BEAUFORD T. JUSTICE!

>>80208294
But daddy...

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Breaker! Breaker! Breaker! Looks like we've got a fox in the hen house!

[East bound and down intensifies]

>>80208428
Take off your hat!

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> as your pusuer i can tell you you're the god damnest pursuee i've ever pursued

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REMIND ME TO SLAP YOUR MOMMA

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> NO ONE, I TELL YA, NO ONE MAKES SHERIFF BUFORD T. JUSTICE LOOK LIKE A POSSUM'S PECKER!

>>80208488
As a child i never got that line.

THE GOD DAMN GERMANS AIN'T GO NUTHIN' TO DO WITH IT!

>>80208348
Shut yo ass!

>>80208656
Ahehe, somehow for one reason or another you sounded taller on the radio.

>What the hell is this?!
>>It's evidence.
>I don't care what you call this, but you can't drive this piece of shit on my highway!

> boogityboogityboogityboogity

>>80208536
do the letters F O mean anything to you sheriff?

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Threadly reminder that Sally Field was once the gold standard of ass.

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Friendly reminder that Jackie Gleason told his wife that Nixon showed him dead aliens and got pissed off when she mentioned it in an interview.

>>80210780
*sigh* how long must I do this dance? very well then.

*BRAAHHHHPP*

Bank robbing is babyshit compared to what this dude has been doing

>>80210780
BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP

Get off of 4chan, dad. No one cares about your dinosaur movies!

>>80211994
What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law.

i'm ashamed to admit this, but before last night i'd never seen this movie

there was a buford-posting thread last night and it inspired me to watch it

it was fucking awesome and i'm ashamed i hadn't watched it sooner

>>80212523
Never too late.

You want anything, Junior?

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>>80212523
>>80213854
Never too late, indeed. It's classic Americana. Everyone involved with the film was surprised to see it become a hit.

>>80212523

It has to be seen in the uncensored version. The bowdlerized version for regular TV is a disgrace. It ruins all the funniest lines in the movie.

>>80213939
Hush Puppies, daddy.

>>80214153

We ain't got time for that crap!

>>80207426
scumbums

>>80214107
>not liking the hilariously censored version

GET THIS SCUM BUM OUTTA HERE