You come home after a hard day at work and this guys is mowing

>>80199321
Gently but firmly let him know that I prefer to mow my own lawn.

>>80199321
Shoot God with him.

>>80199321
Ask him for fitness tips to get an auschwitz face like him

Tell him I'm just coming for my files.

"Files" being Daddario's mammarios

offer him my wife while I go look for a black bull to join in

>hard day of work
I'm Greek.

>>80199321
"Want some agua?"

>>80199321
Make him trim my hedges, if you know what I mean.

>>80199321

I turn him over and rape him in the ass.

>>80199469
Γιατι, έχεις γkαζόν;

>>80199321
Mow his lawn and see how HE likes it.

>>80199469
yeah, we noticed

>>80199321
Who was in the wrong here?

give him 5 dollars and ask him to trim the hedges when he's done.

>>80200572
Obviously Marty for letting his lawn get to the point where another man would need to cut it. Even once you dispense with the allegory it's still Marty's fault for neglecting his wife and his daughters to fuck crazy pussy. Rust did literally nothing wrong here at all.

>>80200673
That's exactly what an piece of shit homewrecker would say.

Yes Marty was in the wrong for neglecting his family, but you never mow another mans lawn.

If a man has a wife and home he mows his own lawn or it doesn't get mowed at all.

>>80199321
Let him fuck my wife. He deserves that much

>>80199417
I think it's just dehydration.

>>80201164
This, but his waifu tempted Rust, there's no doubt about it.

>>80199469
Im definitely moving there when I have a stable income

>>80203413
You can go to Italy too. I think their taxes are high though