AHHHH! After 10,000 years i'm FREE! It's time

Alpha.

Get me some marines. Preferably without attitude.

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>>80196371
Top kek, OP. One way ticket to Nostalgia Land.

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>>80196371
Upboated:)

pink ranger is best waifu

>>80197189
Alpha, what the fuck is this shit?

WHITE POWER ranger

Friendly reminder that the original black black ranger was cast as black because the main character needed a black best friend, then got fired because he wanted to get paid as much as the caucasian rangers. He voices several monsters in the later seasons.

Friendly reminder that the original pink ranger fucked the white ranger and then quit the show to pursue a film career, becoming a totally unheard of actress until a brief resurgence at the beginning of this decade before fading back into obscurity. She also has three albums.

Friendly reminder that the original blue ranger quit the show and attempted suicide after being called a faggot by the producers. He came out of the closet officially two years ago. He hasn't acted since, but has served as crew on reality shows including The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Friendly reminder that the Asian original yellow ranger got fired because she wanted to get paid as much as the caucasian rangers, then died in a horrific car accident as a bridesmaid on her way back from a bridal shower while hugely drunk and not wearing a seatbelt. The green ranger was the only original ranger who didn't attend, later claiming it was because he had to attend the funeral of his dead brother. Funnily enough, that brother died in April, while the yellow ranger died in September.

Friendly reminder that the Native-American original red ranger is a pathological liar who asserts that he's killed grown men in underground fight clubs and threw a tantrum about the white ranger getting his "It's Morphin' Time line", before getting fired because he wanted to get paid as much as the caucasian rangers. He has also worked as a fireman and EMT.

Friendly reminder that the original green ranger returned to Power Ranger for DinoThunder at the age of 31, and continues to cry about the original red ranger every opportunity he gets. He is also a former undefeated MMA fighter.

>>80196371

MAKE MY NIGGAS GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

>>80197465
White people must burn

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>>80197189
Alpha, I'm ZEO

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GOAT ranger and GOAT zord coming through

>>80196371
ALWAYS I WANT TO BE WITH YOU

>>80197465
Gee billy, none of these reminders seem very friendly.

>>80197465
What the fuck am I reading

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>>80196371
I don't think so

>>80197465
But only Kimberly (girl) and Billy (gay) were white, rest is latino, native, black and Asian...so is this progressive or not?
Should gay and women earn more than men? than other minorities? This is hard, how much is worth a gay?

>>80196371
you PLEBS still watching this horse shit. At least watch the super sentai Zyuranger LMAO

>>80196371

Alpha, is time to bring in a multy cultural team on their twenties that can still pass for teens... and for fuck's sake alpha, try to be politically correct about it too!

No black dude playing black ranger, no pink outfit for the girls and no green suit for the jew... just... be cool about it! Oh... and make sure we get at least one gay, one chinese and one trans! our enemies across the galaxy ought to understand that diversity is what intergalactic warfare that uses child soldiers is all about!

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>>80196371
TOO BAD THE OOZE IS BACK

>>80197465
they had a hard life

>>80197465
>Native-American original red ranger

literally who?

>>80198283
DAMN, Apocalypse looks like THAT?!

>>80198273
>multy cultural

nigga...