Can we talk about how talentless this shitty island is and why

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMyFHNlHITY

Next of kino 1982.

Because the government won't approve funding for your film unless it's about gays, muslims, or both.

>>80194185
Mad Max? Not my thing personally, but a lot of people would call it Kino.

>>80194185
>Crocodile Dundee
>Not kino

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>>80194185
Nah fuck off cunt

>>80194185
Watch the Proposition.

It's one of the best westerns and it's not even set in the wild west.

>mad max

>>80194185
Our culture has been systematically annihilated by globalist interests while all of our remotely talented filmmakers and artists are lured over to America because according to our media Hollywood is the entire filmmaking world. Occasionally something decent happens but it's usually got some foreign influence or is very grungy and brutalist.

Auskino official list (not final version):
>Wake In Fright
>Picnic At Hanging Rock
>The Year My Voice Broke
>Two Hands
>Mad Max
>Mad Max 2 (the inferior Mad Max)
>Crocodile Dundee


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBIubgsfK8E
>contemporary Australian culture summed up in 3 minutes

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>implying TAC ads arn't kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9OINqm9ijk

>>80194185
Pricilla queen of the desert.
Mad max 2
Mureials wedding
The castle.
Suck a dick faggot OP

>>80194326
I forgot about that.
God damn kangaroo fuckers made the only real WW1 kino

>>80194370
Not as good as Imparja production levels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qClBRaretEk

>>80194394
>Pricilla queen of the desert.
>Someone else it's the faggot.

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>>80194400
You forgetting this masterpiece?

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ehhh theyre better than bongs i guess.

>>80194343
You are missing the best Australian movie, Walkabout.

Also, Chopper, The Castle and Gallipoli other obvious ones.

>>80194326
>MUUUUUH GALLIPOLI

Fuck off aussies. Even the french lost more people in that battle and yet you never hear about them

>>80194497
Yeah but the French were used to it by 1915

Yeah it's pretty embarrassing.

Even NewZealand makes better movies than us.

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>ctrl f
>no bad boy bubby

sm.h

Maybe not kino, but Rake is quality tv

>walk the dog
>filming in progress in my neighbourhood
>crew is packing up
>ask one what it is
>'Its Australia Day, it's a drama for foxtel'
>Say 'So its about racisim then?'
>He looks embarrassed
>Tell him 'it's not your fault mate' and walk away laughing.
>look it up later

'Set in Brisbane over 12 hours, Australia Day explores the lives of three Australians from diverse backgrounds whose different worlds collide, illuminating contemporary issues that simmer beneath the surface of modern Australia.
The heartfelt drama interweaves these three stories and highlights the aspirations of everyday Australians on the most controversial national holiday, Australia Day.'

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they produced Abbey Lee, famalam

last good aussie film i saw was animal kingdom, and that was ages ago

The Proposition and The Rover are both quality cinema

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>>80194185
>A bit early in the morning for Karate isn't it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSftS2XK_bM

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>>80194185
gif relevant

>>80194824
Fury Road sucked.

>>80194871
Series in general is fantastic though.

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>>80194185
literally the best movie ever made. prove me wrong.

The Librarians is kino

>>80194898
the daughter in that was fucking hot.

>>80194185
Because Australia's chief export is actors.

Lantana and Proof were good.

>>80194944
No, it's online bullying

Andrew Dominik and Garth Davis both are alumini from my uni.

>>80194535
>Even Taika Waititi makes better movies than us.
ftfy

Holy fuck how has nobody mentioned breaker morrant?

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>>80194971
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

>>80195042
You're not really scary any more, Jake. Shouldn't have gone back to the well so many times.

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>>80194185
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjFVJyRG-RI
>Implying, even for a second, that this is the comfiest Autismokino ever produced
Plebs, the lot of you

>>80194185
Alvin Purple is baudkino

Insight's Fat Fighters episode is open forum kino
https://youtu.be/v6mMpE8AaA0

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>>80195242

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one thing's for sure, Australia regularly makes lesbian-kino

>>80194185
Some of the best actors working in Hollywood today are Australian. Huge Jackman, Cate Blanket, Noomi Watts, Russeled Crow, Rose Burn, Mel Gibson SG, Margo Robbo, the list goes on.

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>Thinks 19 year old Heath Ledger in Two Hands isnt cannon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6T8XfHCffQ

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>>80194185
>implying

>>80195312
I thought I was the only one. Now I need to rub one out.

>>80194185
>He doesn't know about Dennis O'Rourke
>He doesn't know about Romper Stomper
>He doesn't know about Shine
>He doesn't know about The Chant of Jimmie Blacksmith

>>80194337
John Hurt is so fucking great in this film.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo

DONT BE RAMA RAMA

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>>80195349
>>80195349
>Huge Jackman, Cate Blanket, Noomi Watts, Russeled Crow, Rose Burn, Mel Gibson SG, Margo Robbo
very clever, anon.

You forgot Hugo Weaving
Who is Rose Burn?

Mad Max, Gallipoli, and my favorite fuckin movie of all time The Proposition. Fuck off.

>>80195349
>Not Huge Act Man
pleb

>>80195427
>Not Down River
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l832IoWzuY0

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>>80194562
>try to post Bad Boy Bubby
>Error: Duplicate file exists. here.
You're a good person.

>>80195443
She's not talented but she's been randomly getting pretty big roles since she was the antagonist is Bridesmaids.

Moira in X-Men, Seth Rogen's wife in those frar movies etc

>>80194562
You're a sexy woman Flo

>>80194394

Priscilla is rubbish tßh

>>80194185

If you want actual kino watch The Last Days of Chez Nous or basically anything from early Gillian Armstrong. She's an elite director.

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>>80195443
Rose Byrne

>>80195483
Verzeihung

>>80195518
She's great! She's just been doing far too many shitty comedy films lately

1906 The Story of the Kelly Gang
1979 Mad Max
1980 'Breaker' Morant
1981 Gallipoli
1982 The Man from Snowy River
1995 Babe
1997 The Castle
1998 The Interview
2000 The Dish
2000 Chopper
2001 Moulin Rouge!
2011 Red Dog
2014 Predestination
2015 Max Max: Fury Road
>talentless
>shitty

>>80195612
>Verzeihung
Gewährt

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>>80195672
>omitting the best Mad Max film
Skag

>>80194966
and what do you do now anon?

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Australian war movie when?

>>80195763
I'm surprised no one's made a comedy film about it

>>80195763
t. r3dditor

lol so funny and random!

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>>80195483
>Hue Jaxman

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>>80195797

80 years later aussies still buttlflustered

>>80195746
Studying film at uni...

I mean... Surely I'll be successful like them!?

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>>80195830
>tfw the Emus are now demanding reparations for the 12+ dead, fleecing our government out of millions of dollars of seed, but the Australian people will never regain their dignity
FUCK YOU TWO LEGGED CUNTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>80194343

There's Samson and Delilah. It's kino, you have to admit that, even if you don't like aboriginals.

/tv/ and /spee/ crossover?

>>80195518
Ah yes, the fearsome X man, MOIRA!

>>80196130
Dead, Buried, Cremated

>>80194185
drift 2013 is kino as fuck