What's the most boring movie you've ever watched till

>>80193051
Akira

tie between Queen of Earth and Funny Games
Pulse is a close third

>>80193051
House at the End of the Street

101 minutes of my life wasted.

2001

Whoops sorry I memed my bad man

stalker
>2h 43m

>>80193051
the most recent tarzan off the top of my head. i nearly walked out so many times

>>80193051
Manchester by the Sea

>>80193165

t. Somebody who has never experienced hardship in their life

The Starfighters

Operation Avalanche

>>80193179
I have the movie was just poorly written and badly acted, casey was okay tho

Wedding Crashers

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The Aviator

Really, 3 hours of some /r9k/ asspie pissing in bottles? How..

>>80193051
Avatar

Da Vinci Code

Boyhood

The Red Turtle. Pretentious garbage without plot or tension. Shitty cartoon making a mockery of film both as art and entertainment.

>>80193051
Cowboys vs Aliens comes to mind

Recently BvS and Civil War. Ripped some from torrents to see them. Both were uninteresting...

Dark City

Drive. Never listening to /tv/ again.

Lord of the Rings

High Rise

>>80193051
300, AI, Gladiator and Avatar. Literally checking my watch in the theater with these.

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Sacrifice

Late Tarkovsky trying to out-bore the late Bergman.

Independence Day Resurgence. It's just so utterly bland and....blehh

A Field in England.

Pretentious boring piece of crap. And I fucking loved Vahalla Rising.

>>80193051
Blue is the warmest color.

I woukd say Nynphomaniac but i couldn't watch the while thing it was plain boring.

Dude porn lmaooo

Hell or high water

Just name a Tarkovsky, guys a snooze

>>80193051
>no memeing
You guys are either going to call this bait or say I'm a giant pleb, but Rashomon. I only watched it because I had to for a film class, and yeah, I realize it's not even 90 minutes. Maybe things would have been different if it wasn't homework but that movie honestly felt like 3 hours. I found myself taking breaks every 20 minutes just to alleviate the boredom.

>>80196798

Not a big fan of that one myself, but I thought Ran was much more boring, and it was pretty long too.

>>80195690
plebkino

>>80193051
The Thin Red Line
Gods and Generals

>>80193051
Dark City
it was nothing new, I expected a twist or something of interest. that beginning, waking up in a bath tub, those dudes following you.l they somehow took a fun idea, I want to see what's going on, and turned it into the most bullshit explanation. It's like a book that could never be adapted to a movie, but the other way around.

>>80193051
TFA

the abyss

>>80197403
Plebe

LOCKE

>>80197515
It wasn't just CLICHE AS ALL SHIT, it was boring.
you don't think I wanted to think a battle between the hero and the evil guy was cool? it was just standard
I can't help but think Roger Ebert was doing his yearly joke review. There is no way he can think this unexplained character in this "should be interesting but isn't enlarged upon" setting is worth a perfect score.

it has to be a goddamn joke that is too far above me for me to appreciate

>>80193051
I would say civil war but i honestly couldnt finish it the cinematography was that bad in the first fight
Also it butchered the original point of the comic

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Holy fuck, this was agony.

Great Gatsby

Anyone putting any kind of action movie on this list needs to GTFO. You can dislike them all you want, but there's a difference between dislike and boredom.

>>80197576
>Also it butchered the original point of the comic

>didn't finish the movie
>it butchered the comic

Shitposting to a new degree, the priginal Civil War was a stupid fucking comic and the worst big event that year to boot, its only message was look at all these nobodies and losers we can kill to pretend like the status quo has changed

>Captain America gets tackled by the 9/11 poster guys ending the conflict

The movie did a far better job with the Accords but idiot fanboys like you think Cap should have died in it when that's not even where he was assassinated.

>>80195884
Are you implying that Autumn Sonata and Fanny and Alexander are anything less than masterpieces?

>>80197729
In the comic they wanted heroes to register themselves and because cap was in WW2 he knew what would happen when certain groups of people registered, also killing cap gives them an out to make bucky cap

>>80197709
You think a movie is disqualified from being boring just because it has explosions?

>>80193051
L'Amour Fou

Apocalypse Now
Atlas Shrugged: Part I
Citizen Kane
Ikiru

>>80197729
Its also a bunch of tards fighting in a grayscale parking lot

>>80195600
Civil war probably wasn't the most boring movie i've seen but it was definitely somewhere at the top of the list.

The English Patient

Any porn movie.

I almost fell asleep watching Avengers 2.

Probably Red Desert but at least that had neat visuals. Avengers 2 was just fucking bad.

Nymphomaniac Directors Cut volumes 1 and 2

>>80193051
Heat

>>80197917
Mfw i dozed off during the hulkbuster fight

inception

usual suspects

Coach Carter

The movie was too long for its own good

Pirates of the caribbean 4

It was in a marathon too so I had just watched the other ones which were fun as fuck by contrast this one is so boring

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

>>80193051
tree of life easily

fuck that movie

Interstellar put me to sleep both of the times I tried to watch it

>>80198164
it gets better after the 1st hour

>>80197403
This

"your name" is boring as fuck

Warcraft

Dune

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>>80193051
Starship Troopers

Literally just "shoot some bugs, show some tits, shoot some bugs, show propaganda piece, rinse and repeat"

You made me think this would be a good movie, /tv/. Fuck you guys.

>>80193051
Solaris

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I might try another viewing someday. I may have not been in the right frame of mind for it.

>>80193051
Arrival

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>>80200428

Only valid answers ITT. The rest are just memeing.

Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

The hobbit.

>>80193051
2001

Mulholland Drive

>>80193051
Blue Velvet

I'm going to catch shit for this, but Conan the Barbarian.

>>80202302

I found it semi-boring myself, but I find it strange that it would be someone's most boring movie.

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I don't understand why people like this trash.

Where the Wild Things Are

>>80202774
Have you never been 14?

Once Upon a Time in New York

>>80193051
Heat
Watched one four minute shootout on YouTube and thought the whole movie would be like that. Turns out it's three hours long

>>80196711
Skip the entire first and third acts and it's an okay it-ain't-mekino

>>80202846

>14
>in 2012

this whole website is shit

>>80193051
Mike and Dave need Wedding Dates.

-5/10

>>80203224
>I don't understand why people like this trash.
>they're 14
>fuck this website

>>80203640

you're inferring that you were 14 when you enjoyed the avengers

Son of Rambo.

Zerkalo and Frontiér(s)

>>80193051
citizen kane

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>>80193051
The Devil Wears Prada
I had to watch it fucking twice.
Our fucking god awful English teacher made us watch it and then the next year our Social Studies teacher made us watch it.

I heard we were set to watch it a fucking third time in our final year because our other Social Studies teacher wanted to show it the next day, it was the first time I've ever legitimately ditched school.

>>80193051
Meet The Spartans

>>80203940

Why on earth would English & SS teachers make you watch that?

>>80203940
>Social Studies

do Americans really do this?

>>80203990
Because the public school system in America is full of marxist kikes and their ratty little helpers. I'm glad I finished college before it went full SJW lib-shit.

>>80193051
"Giant". Close runner up "East of Eden" You could fall asleep for 1/2 an hour during either and not miss anything.

I fell asleep during the car chase in The Winter Soldier

Either There will be Blood or Memories of Murder

3 hour flumpf fests

>>80193051
Nanny McPhee
I was bored because I knew I was watching a shitty rip-off of Mary Poppins.

>>80204015
little kids dont have history they get totallynothistorystudies.

>>80193051
"Hitler, a film for germany": Susan Sontag memed me into it.

>>80204015
Yeah but I remember when we had it, it was actual social studies. Like learning about the cultures and shit of people around the world. Not what you'd think of in today's world.

Cant imagine learning what social studies is today when I was like 9