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HuffPo: "Emma Watson Oils Her Pubes And Isn’t Afraid To

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Emma Watson devotes her care to many causes, including the hair down there.

The red carpet stunner recently shared her beauty routine with Into the Gloss, revealing one very curious product as a go-to.

“...I use Fur Oil,” Watson told Into the Gloss. “I’ll use that anywhere from the ends of my hair to my eyebrows to my pubic hair. It’s an amazing all-purpose product.”

Fur Oil is an all-natural blend of grape seed, jojoba, tea tree and clary sage seed oils that claims to soften pubes and banish ingrown hairs. Users say it “softens hair instantly” and recommend daily use for best results, though of course you don’t have to do anything at all to your pubic hair ― the choice is yours! The concoction was included in Goop’s holiday gift guide and retails at $39 a bottle, or roughly a six-month supply.

Old-school beauty pros recommend banishing ingrown hairs by using a moisturizing shave cream and sharp razor while shaving, then applying aloe vera or coconut oil as a follow-up.

But hey, whatever floats your boat!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/emma-watson-pubic-hair_us_58bd9a0be4b033be14670e3d

L M A O
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Now I'm going to get some fur oil to use as lube when I fap. Thanks Emma!
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>tfw I'll never have a wet greasy mouth like I just got done eating fried chicken after spending 45 minutes slathering my tongue around Emmas pussy
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Yet she waxes her arms.
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>Emma Watson's pubic hair thread
>inb4 300 replies
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Your new jennifer lawrence everyone
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>>80176823
How nice of her, I hate rough wiry pubes in my teeth.
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>>80176823
>Goop

Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina Rocks online store?
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>>80176901
breh...
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FUCKING BUMP
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>>80176823
Wow, $39.99 for a bottle of Fur Oil? What a deal! And you say it's a six month supply of Fur Oil too? So I'd only need to pay $80, plus tax, for a year's worth supply of Fur Oil? You're practically giving Fur Oil away at that price.

>be interviewing Emma Watson
>the topic is red carpet beauty tips
>she starts talking about oils and makeup
>she robotically turns to the camera and starts shilling some shitty oil product
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>>80176823
>Emma Watson Oils Her Pubes
>red carpet stunner
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>>80177387
Emma has a red carpet?
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>>80177415
n-nani?
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>>80176823
Would this make her pussy taste better?
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>>80176823
HOL UP HOL UP is she dat chick dat be talking shit bout bey bey ben a thot
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>>80176898
She has the most elite foot game of any artist of her age. Her feet are practically little girl pristine, it's legitimately impressive.
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>>80176823
SO BRAVE SO POWERFUL

TAKE THAT MEN
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>>80176823
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>>80177486
only one way to find out
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>>80176823
>$39.00 a bottle

privilege
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What the fuck is wrong with your people?

What the fuck is wrong with Emma?

What the fuck is wrong with everyone in the world today?
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>>80176823
>would rather talk about her pubes than her career

kek
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>>80177962
she knows her audience
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>>80176823
What?
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>>80176898
can someone please explain foot fetishism to me
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>>80176823

>2017
>having pubic hair

Get this fucking cave-dweller out of here.
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>>80177518
nah, best emma still has her beat
>ywn be her sweat-soaked sandal, crushed by her sole
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>>80176823
>to my pubic hair
she isnt fully shaven :(((
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>>80178096
Smaller feet are objectively prettier on women.
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>>80176823
But does she have a big bush?
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>>80178203
Of course, she's a feminist. Waxing is Patriarchy.
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>>80178133
She trims. There's an upskirt pic
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>>80178404
can confirm
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>pubic hair fetsih
>on no fap
>this thread

Someone better post some carpet right now
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>>80176823
>ywn feel Emma's soft dainty pubic hair on your face while you eat her out
;_; jdimsatbh
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>>80178404
>She trims. There's an upskirt pic
i know, but come on... fully shaven is best <3
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>>80178550
Search "Hand Expression" on youtube.
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come on guys, if you want to see her naked, go for the old "butt sex is empowering for women" or "i'm an independent, liberated woman, i can show my pussy whenever i want" meme, like that "piss your pants against rape" shit.

3rd wave feminist eat that shit right up.
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>thread about Emma's pubes

naisu.
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thank god for the free press
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>>80176823
Really Schrodinger's my cat
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>>80177415
It's BLACKED, isn't it.
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>>80178006
>>80178624
>I like prepubescent girls, please help me
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>>80178624

If you're a pedophile.
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This only serves to cement Watson's status as worst Emma.
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>AYYOO.. so the PATRIARCHY
*dates chad thundercuck*
>all this opression and objectification
*shows tits in porno magazine*
>GENDER PAYGAP IS KILLING SOCIETY
*hides 10 million in Panama*

What did she mean by this?
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>>80177983
there are different types of foot fetishests. Personally I'm on the femdom side of it. Basically, feet stink and you don't want to lick them. So being forced to smell/lick feet by an attractive woman is an act of her dominating you, which is hot because femdom is hot

there are other foot fetishests who aren't into femdom though, they're just weird I guess
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>>80177919
for 6 months. you can't pay like $6.70/mo for something?
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>>80176823
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>>80179926
i will never understand this.
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>>80179602

>mature genitals and child genitals look the same

Some day you'll have sex, anon.
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>>80179884
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>>80179602
>>80179703
Retarded pedopanicker. SAD!
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>>80180053
how do you know what child genitals look like?
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>you will never kiss her neck and arms, and breasts, and tummy, and the belly button, and inner thighs, and smell her womanly scent, as you lay your head gently on her pubes being in heaven

Please shoot my head while I sleep
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>>80180206
>womanly
she looks like a boy anon, and she smells like one too.
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>>80179884
>thundercuck
>not thundercock
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>>80179998
>Emma Watson being a hypocrite about gender issues
Is this the same Emma Watson who gave a speech pretending to care about men, and then used the speech to promote a "HeForShe" campaign that's based on the idea that men have all the privilege in the world and women are the only ones who need any help or support?
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>>80180266
Chronologically in the wrong order
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>>80180046
>not wanting a woman to savagely beat your testicles before raping you with a 12" strapon and finally taking a dump in your mouth
what are you, gay?
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>>80177518
>Her feet are practically little girl pristine
What did you imply by this
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>>80180266

Probably. She's not alone.

Go check out things for Mother's Day v Father's Day.

>mall display on MD: remember to tell mom you love her and buy her gifts
>mall display on FD: remember to tell dad not to hit mommy and donate to you local APH in his name
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>>80179529
Blacked isn't expensive, they offer many cheap options
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>>80180337
That little girls have really cute, unsoiled feet.
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>>80176823
Imagine to be her pusy slave and to put fur oil on her pubic hair and rub it to check if it's soft enough and to live happy that her pusy controls your life.

Wow
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>>80176823
Kif, order 10 gallons of fur oil!
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>>80180266
>>80179998
This is now a "hypocritical celebrity feminist" thread
>pic-related

>>80178133
>>80178624
no, full bush is best

>>80177983
>>80180046
next you'll tell me you aren't into BRRAAAAPPing. Normies are so uptight
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>>80179602
>>80179703
>Shaving hair is literally pedophilia

Nasty fucking landwhale with hairy monkey legs and a piss stained crotch-forest

Kys
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>>80179884
Stop bullying Emma! You'll make her spend an entire day under "duvet" again!
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>>80180347
Tomorrow is International Women's Day. For International Men's Day, the UN used it as an opportunity to shill their bullshit HeForShe campaign (same one that Emma shills for).
So basically
>mall display on FD: remember to tell dad not to hit mommy and donate to you local APH in his name
this, but IMD instead of FD
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>>80178550
looks like the dog that rorschach kills in watchmen
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>>80176823
*PFFFFFFFFFFFFFPPFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSS*
(that's the sound of a queef from emma's oiled up pucci):^)
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imagine a big budget giantess foot porno with set pieces and costumes from the harry potter movies.
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>set in harry potter 3/4 time
>hermoine's in laying in bed awake in the gryffindor girls dormitory
>earlier that night, she had been in the forbidden section in the library reading forbidden spells
>anon, cuckboy supreme, tries to sneak into the girls dormitory to steal some of hermoine's well-worn socks
>she sees him, panics, gets mad, then immediately casts a forbidden spell without thinking about it
>a puff of smoke, spell has made him 5 inches tall and durable
>she doesn't know what to do with him
>she can't tell anyone because she's a nerd and doesn't want to get in trouble
>only place to hide in is underfoot
>he spends the next few years always inside her shoe, underneath her sole, getting stepped on thousands of times per day until she graduates
he'd be her footslave/insole/human dildo forever. you could do thousands of videos in this scenario.
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>>80180746
>mfw
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>>80180746
Seriously, they are BREATHTAKING.
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>>80180746

>tiny toenails

Ugh.
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>>80180788
>>80180826
>>80180840
me on the bottom, inside of her shoe, underneath her sole, getting stepped on repeatedly by her sexy foot, because i was a horny gryffindor student who tried to sneak into the girl's dormitory.
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She's steadily saying more and more ridiculous things to stay relevant. This is going to end so, so well.
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>>80180880
MOAR
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>>80180943
>hermoine, what do you MEAN you've kept a small man in your shoe for 5 years?? are you telling me that you've been STOMPING on him the entire time we've been grocery shopping?
>you're acting absurd. it's perfectly fine, and besides, i did what i had to do. see? you can see him down there, he's just fine. and yes, i step on him all day long. he's grown to love it, you see? look at him squirm, he wants my foot! as i walk, he kisses my foot. he didn't used to, but after so many years, he's begun to worship my foot. he needs it, don't you understand? this is how he must live now. you mustn't tell anyone, this is what he was born to be.
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>>80180939

Soon she'll come out as bisexual, but never be seen dating a girl.
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I would ask her out if I ever saw her IRL

Whats the worst that could happen?

The world belongs to the brave
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>>80176823
Ew. What the Heck? That's disgusting. Why would anyone oil their public hair? What's the point? Oil? Any health benefit doesn't matter. It's your pubes. That's so stupid. That's like rubbing vaseline on your asshole before you use the toilet because gurus or scientists say it will save your butt skin.
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>>80180987
PLS DON STOP
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>>80179998
>It's a "The left is eating itself" episode
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>>80181056
>tfw went to brown at the same time as her
>tfw had an english class with her
>tfw she only showed up to half the classes
>tfw she came across as a basic bitch during disucssion
>tfw she had never heard of philip roth b4
>tfw she dropped her books one day when class was over and everyone was getting ready to leave
>tfw i knew this was my chance to swoop in
>tfw fucking chad got there first
>tfw she was giving chad the "fuck me" eyes for the entire duration of the next class
>tfw they most assuredly boned
>tfw it could've been me
JDIMSA
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>>80180880
>>80180746
>>80180783
>Hermione will never use her wand to shrink you down and force you to worship her gigantic feet and occasionally serving as her buttplug as punishment for being a filthy white male
why live?
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>>80181068

So, when do you graduate middle school?
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>>80181207
I heard that everybody called her "Hermione" at Brown and that this really annoyed her.
Can you verify?
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>>80181260
I heard it was that every time she got a question right people would shout TEN POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR
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>>80181260
Yes, although you could tell she didn't mind when her small circle of rich bitch friends did it jokingly.
Almost never saw her on campus, but I did notice her eating in the same restaurant I was in on Thayer Street one time.
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>>80181207

Rest assured even if you picked up her books the resulting interaction would have been so awkward that she wouldn't have let you beat her oil box.

You're on /tv/ after all
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>>80177983
feet are great
not much else to say
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>>80181207
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

FUCKING CHAD GETS BORN INTO UPPER CLASS FAMILY, DADDY USES CONNECTION AND MONEY TO GET HIM INTO IVY LEAGUE. DOES CHAD STUFF AND BUMPS INTO EMMA AND FUCKS HER SILLY

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>80176823

>implying emma watson is really female

Trannies love to talk about 'womens issues' to mock real women. Just look at the Trans-Monsters fronting Feminism.
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>best Emma wins an oscar
>meh Emma gets BLACKED
>pleb Emma starring in shit remake of an otherwise great Disney film

Truly, we have become The Best Timeline
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>>80180939
MKULTRA is slowly slipping. First time when cut her beautiful hair short, now shestarting to babble shit about her pubes. Next step is her having a mental breakdown.
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>>80180436
Underrated
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>>80180783
Fuck, she was so fucking prime back then. It's fucking insane how pure SEX she was.
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>>80181258
>having someone follow her around holding her dress's train

Who the fuck does she think she is? The queen?
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>>80181468
Little girls don't have sexual thoughts you sick fuck
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SOFT
O
F
T

PUBES
U
B
E
S
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>>80181468
reported
enjoy getting v&
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>>80181630
kek report mine too you retarded normie, see what good it does.
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>>80181630
>reporting the cia to the fbi

why
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>>80181630
>no gay sex with hats on
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>>80181501
Not queen, princess.
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>>80181544
Open your eyes you fucking idiot!
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>>80176823
democracy dies in darkness
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>>80176823
>worst emma flaunting her pubes.

Best emma roberts shaves like a good woman.
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>>80181630
>tabs
holy crap, go back to le reddit
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>>80177983
I had a somalian co worker try and explain it. Made no sense to me but I'm normal. I look at a woman's eyes hair and body.
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>>80181731
That's WaPo
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>>80181790
Emma Roberts is terrifying
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>>80176823
>Pubes

Why? After eating out a shaved chick the difference is night and day.
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>>80179365
w-wew
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>>80181630
7/10 on the tabs
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>>80177415
Fucking British women are all whores.

Queen Victoria needs to be brought back to whip those bitches in line.
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>>80181895
they're all on the same self-important team
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>>80182116
Amen
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>>80181790
Only sluts shave
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Non virgin here. But wtf does oiley pubes do or mean?
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Have any of you people been with a woman over 30 who had nipple pubes? My wife had NIPPLE PUBES.
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>>80182239
I recall seeing one or two when close up on girl or two. but they weren't like all around. probably a random they would pluck away if they noticed.

Like how girls always have the few ass hairs in that one hidden spot you can only see when you are fucking behind
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>>80182239
>had
What happened to her?
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>>80182239
I guess it's more common with mediterranean women. I know quite a few who had, you could only notice them if you were quite close though
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>>80176965

Reporting in
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>>80177983
it's like loving tits or ass, just with feet, not that hard to understand

the great thing is feet are on display a lot more often than tits or ass
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>>80176823
>Oils Her Pubes

do brits usually do this?
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>>80180337
that years of wearing fugly high heels usually morph feet into deformed hooks.
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>>80177983
People with mental illness.
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>>80179365

Objectively, OBJECTIVELY, the best length for pubes.

Natural and trimmed, gents, that is the way the Great Sky Serpent, who drags the sun and chases the moon, intended
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>>80182883
Feminists yes. She's clearly a dyke but still in the closet
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>>80180266

>bold equals aggressive

You took too many Gorilla Mind pills, Anon, your brain is pancake batter now.
>>
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>>80180783
post the "other" version of that pic
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>>80179998
I love this because it's wrong. As much as I want to condemn the cunt, she didn't shit on beyonce at all. In fact she even praises her and her choice of "promoting her sexuality"
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is she the next gwyneth paltrow
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>>80180939
>>80181423
can't wait til she hits 40 and goes full Sarah Silverman on us
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>>80181962
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>>80183166
She already is.
The question you should be asking is, is Emma Stone the next Emma Watson?
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>>80182922
>trimmed
Full bush is superior. Trimming makes the ends feel scratchy.
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>>80183056
This one?
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>>80183298
yes, thank you kind anon
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>>80183292
Stone would need to be a good actress first.
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>>80183324
That didn't go the way I wanted it to.

That's not it by the way.[\spoiler]
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>>80183182
what's written on her hand
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>>80183424
If you can't read this you eat the nigger splooge from your gfs twat
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>>80183298
nope, i meant the shopped upskirt version of course...
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>>80183485
jajaja so funee
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>>80183296

Fresh trim, sure. But who's eating pussy 7 days a week?

Run clippers through it on Sunday, by Tuesday it is smooth and tidy
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>>80183490
>>80183298
quality subpar, but this one
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>>80183548
>But who's eating pussy 7 days a week?
I am fantasizing about doing this if I ever get a girlfriend
full bush FTW
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>>80177983
It's a black male thing
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>implying this isn't the sweetest smile from the most adorable little girl ever
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>>80180436
Kek
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>dont care about emma
>dont read about her in the few newspapers I read
>go browse /tv/
>emma thread about some shitass interview with 200+ replies erry single day
fucking let her career die already
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Can you even imagine watching the first Harry Potter movie back when it first came out and even contemplating that one day you'll read about the actress explaining how she uses pube oil regularly?

What the hell is happening with this timeline?!
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>>80183874
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>>80176965
It's getting there.
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>>80182177
>Only sluts shave
only sluts matter
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When is she getting the BBC?
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>>80183609
>full bush FTW
fuck off. bald pussy best pussy
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>>80177983

Armpits are the thinking man's fetish. Feet are sole tier.
>>
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Do it for her.
#HeForShe
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>>80184007
very soon
http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2015/08/john-boyega-emma-watson-the-circle-star-wars
>>
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>>80183874
>swn squeeze your balls until you cry and then laugh at you and call you a faggot
;_;
>>
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>>80184517
just kill me now
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>>80177983
remember that degenerate faggot in middle school everyone laughed at and you expected him to shoot up the school because he was so ridiculed?

thats the foot fetish audience
>>
>$39 a bottle

women are such a fucking meme
this entire disgusting, kiked out society is held up completely on their stupidity
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>>80184517
Please become flexible enough to bend forward and chomp your own balls off, and then bleed out. Do us a favor.
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>>80184997
>>80180046
>not having a femdom fetish
pretty pleb desu
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>>80177983
Its a black guy thing you wouldnt understand whiteboy
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>>80176823
This is like a parody of journalism. It's like the talk shows in Robocop.
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>>80185607

A C T I N G
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How long until this bitch fades into obscurity?
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>>80186406
Welcome to the meme timeline
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>>80183609

That's a lot of work. Oral is ideally a Monday-Wednesday-Friday sort of thing, that goes for both sexes.

Sex everyday is kind of a bit much too.

Just gotta take some time to recharge, rest the muscles, build up the spirit.
>>
Only question is what are men supposed to do to prevent the smell of arousal? Do we have anything or are we literally expected to he subservient robots forever?
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OIL?
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>>80186526
wut
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>>80176898
I'm fucking dying at how the pictures are placed here.
In between the two legs on the right are little feet.
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>>80177262
How much do you think they payed her?
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>>80186562
We smell bad when we're drippin dude. We can't smell ourselves but its true
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>>80186446
B U T T H U R T
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>>80186602
>drippin
What did he mean by this?
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>>80186558
kek
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>>80186602
Wear deodorant, are you retarded?
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It's nice to see HuffPo has regained it's sanity after the 2016 election, and returned to producing quality content
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>>80186591
Fuck, I meant paid.
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>>80186645
I'm always creamy in the pants. My coworkers and neighbors despise me for it but I literally don't know how to end it short of suicide.
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>>80176823
>
Fur Oil is an all-natural blend of grape seed, jojoba, tea tree and clary sage seed oils that claims to soften pubes and banish ingrown hairs. Users say it “softens hair instantly” and recommend daily use for best results, though of course you don’t have to do anything at all to your pubic hair ― the choice is yours! The concoction was included in Goop’s holiday gift guide and retails at $39 a bottle, or roughly a six-month supply.

This is why this article was written
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>>80186679
Nah, payed is an acceptable, if uncommon, variant
>>
>>80181867
I don't get the hair thing though. I mean, it's nice when a girl has a style that compliments her face. But beyond that, hair is meaningless. I'm not infatuated by it.
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>>80182239
It's prevalent on all women, they just pluck them so guys think they're hairless...
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>>80186696
>I'm always creamy in the pants
No seriously, what the FUCK did he mean by this? Is English your second language? I've literally never heard this expression before.
By "creamy" do you mean sweaty? Is it a smegma problem? Is it just an odor? Just bathe more often, my dude.
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>>80177486
you're not really supposed to lick the hair, anon
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>>80186897
pleb
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>>80186847
The pheromones just don't stop. People used to tell me I smelled bad in high school and I never understood why. I'd shower, wear deodorant, brush my teeth, even put my shoes in the freezer as per urban myth. The fact of the matter is 'the smell of bullshit' means 2 different things.

No one likes a man without self control, but that is what me and many others are.
>>
>>80186924
Fucks wrong with you, you mongoloid?
>>
>>80186959
me liek pubies :0
>>
>>80186947
>pheromones
If it was pheromones, grils would be sneaking on you left and right. It's probably just BO from bad diet, etc.
>>
>>80176898
shit taste pleb
>>
>>80176823
hot desu
>>
>>80176898
I never will understand the foot fetish. Footfags, tell me why you find the foot to be so attractive? How did you develop the fetish?
>>
>>80188271
Stop asking this question you low IQ faggots
>>
>>80186517

Who the fuck fucks on monday, let alone do oral?
>>
>>80176823
why did she plug a shampoo during an interview.
>>
>shoes in the freezer

not a myth, if your shoes smell because of a bacterial infestation, put them through the washing machine THEN into the freezer and it will fix them

there are some brands which used a decaying cheap type of plastic which started smelling really bad after a while
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yummm couild u imagine tha pum
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>>80176823
This bitch is annoying, and don't even look good no more
>>
>>80176965
225 down, 75 to go
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>>80177983
it's like, you see people with ugly feet, like they look like a potato, everywhere but then you see a person whose feet aren't ugly and you fall in love
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>>80181866
kys cancer
>>
>>80189392
This would be pre oil I'm guessing
>>
>>80182239
>Have any of you people been with a woman over 30 who had nipple pubes? My wife had NIPPLE PUBES.
Yes, she was 25 though and it was great. Hairy nipples are the best.

I'd like to meet your wife, if she's your ex-wife that is, think you can set us up?
>>
>>80188686

Monday morning sex is the only way to get through the grind

If you aren't having Monday morning sex, you are either British or not in love.
>>
>>80186772
thanks anon
>>
>>80180323
>taking a dump in your mouth
Nigga that is a scat fetish, how sick are you?
>>
Do you think Watson is mad that Stone got an oscar? she probably thought Beauty and the Beast would make her more relevant than a stupid musical
>>
best thread on /tv/. for a while too.
>>
>>80176823
>its an ugly hairy obese neckbeard NEET complains a woman takes care of her body episode
>>
>>80176823
Why would an asexual feminist cunt suddenly discuss her pube grooming habits and sex life?

Seems she's trying to get attention since she's not a box office draw anymore.
>>
>>80182116
So a woman liking sex makes her a whore? kek you neets are a trip.
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>>80182239
yes its normal you fucking faggot geesh.
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>>80176823
>“I’ll use that anywhere from the ends of my hair to my eyebrows to my pubic hair.
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>>80176823
y-you think she washes her hands before and after moisturizing her hedges?
>>
>>80176901
I think she uses it with moderation so it can absorb
>>
So it's real. This dumbass really talked about oiling her pubic hair.
>>
Her talking about her pubic her nonchalantly and out of nowhere like that really makes you think

think she planned it bros?
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>>80191375
>complains
a-anon, I...
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>>80191404
>>>/t/umblr
Stay there, fat roastie
>>
100% shaved is boring, at least having some hair there makes it 1000x hotter
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>>80180122
the lack of self-awareness of these tumblr hamplanets is hilarious
>>
>>80180783
You people. You manage to make even footfetish weird.
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>>80181727
shut it tranny scum.
>>
>>80191565
>t. obese neckbeard

you guys are so easy to trigger its not even a game.
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>>80191785
>I W-WAS ONLY P-PRETENDING TO BE R-RETARDED
>N-NO U
Lmao outed the fat roastie and now she's on panic mode
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>>80191811
>Doesnt have a comeback and cant read so pretends I'm the one who's being retarded

Kek panicing? Are you new to the internet? Nigga if this is just too much for you turn off the laptop and back away. Dont stress you're heart too much we all know its strained already pumping blood to your fat ass and moobs.
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>>80176965
253 amigo
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>>80191859
pls stop for your own sake, vagina
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>>80192037
>He has no comeback or argument so he just hopes saying vagina is somehow going to convince people hes not a triggered obese NEET cuck

thanks for the chuckle!
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>>80191859
>Literally seething because she got outed as a tumblr roastie
Fucking LMAO
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>>80192245
>samefag trying to save face because he got triggered for being outed as a NEET

kek
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>Emma Watson does an interview discussing maintenance of her thick disgusting bush

I honestly never thought I could be disgusted with Emma Watson but here we are
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>>80193381
>Has to resort to samefag accusations because several people called this fat roastie out
LMAO
>>
>>80178203
It's a big bush for you.
>>
>>80193381
>>80192245
>>80192144
>>80193596
kys already. are you people even old enough to post here?
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>>80193596
>has to resort to fat roastie because he got caught samefagging and has run out of anything else to say to cover his ass

keep it coming NEET.
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>>80193430
>thick disgusting bush
G A Y
A
Y
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>>80180783

Boys cannot get into girls' dormitories in Hogwarts. When they try, the stairs turn into a slide.

Girls can go into the boys' dorms though.
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>>80193867
>Literally crying because this fat tumblr feminist permavirgin roastie got outed for what she ie
Get laid fatso lmao
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Thread is crap.

Leave it to nu-/tv/.
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>>80194571
>Get laid fatso lmao

Oh the fucking irony-you were the one complaining about women liking sex. Sorry about your button dick white boy, not my problem.
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>>80195073
Cry more roastie :^)
>>
>>80176823
This thread is illegal.
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ol' oily pubes watson
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>>80194348
wait seriously? Was that in the movies or just the books?
Also that's sexist why are grills allowed to go where they want?
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>>80195284
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>>80177983
It's literally a symptom of autism
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>>80195284
>Cry more roastie :^)
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>>80195542
>>80195623
>SEETHING outed roastie literally CRYING
LMAO
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>>80195649
>If I keep saying roastie i can convince this BBC that hes a crying tumblrtard
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