>tonight is the night
>no americans thread
shouldn't be surprised at all
>>80176243
First for Oleg
>>80176243
Never watched the show, but it gets great reviews. I'm thinking I'll binge it on Amazon Prime, and stream this season on the FX website when I've caught up.
Stop being so negative and pretentious in your posts anon! It's always been a fringe show here, that's fine, keep the scum out. But yeah, very hyped. Actually was surprised to see Martha in FX's Feud last night.
Either on of the kids are going to die by the end of this season or they get caught and the final season is their trial, yawn
Is this the show that like 3 or 4 episodes in had an interracial cuckold plotline shoehorned in with the leading actress and literally the leader of the local Black Panthers faction?
>>80176333
>yawn
kys!
>>80176347
>shoehorned
No. I don't think you know what that means.
>>80176380
Oh it just didn't seem to subtle to me
>>80176398
It is provocative and sort of off-putting right off the bat, but it makes sense plot-wise. They're spies, he's a subversive himself and an asset, etc. It's not some token thing.
>>80176276
The #1 husbando on television rn
This show is such a tired formula its scary people still watch it.
I'm fucking psyched. I'll be jerking it to a picture of Stan's ex wife to pass the time until it's on.
>>80176243
https://www.instagram.com/holly_taylor/
>>80176767
Has she ever been BLACKED?
>>80176767
If you follow/like/comment on Tatiana's actress Vera Cherny, she might do the same for you like she does me :3
>>80176933
>Vera Cherny,
Thanks, newfriend. I still miss Nina, but this dulls the ache.
>>80176243
Stopped watching when the second season started, it got boring.
>>80177037
Your loss. Season 3 and 4 are in the pantheon of all time great TV.
>>80176767
>turns 20 this year
>looks 14 on the show
hollywood magic
>>80176933
She still does?
It´s been like a year right?
>>80177083
Yep ha
I don't know if the "official" Keri Russell account is really her. It's not verified. In any case she's stunning.
https://www.instagram.com/officialkerirussell/?hl=en
>>80177217
Saw it like couple of days a go, great pictures.
What time does the show starts?
Need to find a working stream before it airs.
>>80177310
10 EST
>>80177339
>Thanks for the beer
>>80177384
Can I stay for dinner?
>>80177524
>Ah, nothing, it's just this thing at work...
>its a Phillip tries to steal vital information for the Soviet Union and right before he does it his best friend bursts thorugh the door with a pack of cold ones episode
>>80177524
Who was in the wrong here?
>>80176933
I remember you from last season.
>>80177737
Pastor Tim, always
>>80177021
>Nina
WE DON'T TALK ABOUT HER GOD DAMMIT
>>80176243
>being this obvious
Shilling is hitting really low standards these days
>>80177777
Verachecked
>>80177787
Pastor Tim isn't in that picture though, fuck him and his rat wife anyway.
>>80177820
>being this new
/tv/ has been home to really comfy The Americans threads for awhile now. It's my favorite thing about this board.
>>80177820
Nigga Bates Motel had a thread last night and it barely had anyone in it compared to the other shit on this board.
I can't wait for mayanposting to replace Jaxposting when it's that time.
>>80177905
Why do you hateJesus?
i just marathoned the first season
is it worth continuing
But it's saturday.
>>80177917
>being a kike
I can install some showers for you, on the cheap!
>>80178048
Yeah, the first season is probably the weakest. It gets really great, keep watching.
>>80178048
Yes it keeps getting better last season was GOAT
>>80178023
Why is so hard for them to say they just hate Pastor Tim?
https://youtu.be/VEC0i311nZM
>>80178073
>Be /v/edditor
>Come to TV to post dank brap memes and thinly veiled /pol/ threads
>People make a thread about a TV show
>"OMG shills!!"
>>80177080
>>80178023
I'm so fucking confused that I think I need Chris Hanson.
>>80176795
Have you ever been BLACKED?
>>80178193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U6ZS2NAShI
>>80178315
>YOU RESPECT JESUS BUT NOT US
I really should rewatch the previous seasons, it's just too bad it's not onNetflix.
I thought the show was coming on next week. Thanks for the heads-up, OP.
>>80178884
>he hasn't been looking forward to this for months
What are you even doing with your life?
>tfw Martha is probably dead
finally, no more Martha
>>80179187
Packing dildos, cat food, video games, books, lube and pack of flavor water in boxes for Amazon since November.
>>80177787
Fuck Pastor Tim.
>>80179220
She's in this Season's cast photos
>>80179220
Don't say things like that about my frumpy waifu.
>>80179337
Hnnngg
>>80179237
Martha was one of the best things about the show
Definitely dead this season:
Pasta Tim
Might Be Dead this season:
Stan
Oleg
Matthew
Hopefully BLACKED this season:
KimPaige
>>80179337
Your waifu likes it in the ass.
>>80179523
>Paige kills Matthew
>Stan goes rogue
>>80179569
You say this like it's a bad thing.
last 2 seasons sucked balls plot went fucking nowhere
>>80179686
kys
>>80179569
That's a negative?
>>80179621
>punished Stan vs operator Elisabeth
IT'S HAPPENING
>>80179753
Philip ends the world.
Can anyone tell me whats on FX right now?
Is that movie with scarlett johansson?
>>80180089
Why don't you use tv guide or something you ignorant nigger.
>>80180139
I miss those books.
>>80179727
sure thing redditor
lets pretend seasons 2+3 weren't contrived shit seasons after season 1 being amazing, and sit here shilling this show that failed to do fuck all with the time and money people invested into it
>>80180234
>lets pretend seasons 2+3 weren't contrived shit seasons after season 1 being amazing, and sit here shilling this show that failed to do fuck all with the time and money people invested into it
Well you don't have to, you know? You can leave and fans can do that.
>>80180195
Me too, me too
You think we'll get to see Elizabeth's booty tonight?
>>80180897
>that episode when Phillip and Elizabeth are 69ing each other as Paige bursts in.
>watching BLACKED: the show
Nah
>>80181085
I gotchu senpai.
>>80181155
Kek
I guess this is the thread then. Nonetheless, tonight's episode is titled "Amber Waves":
>Philip and Elizabeth struggle to contain the risks from Paige's growing relationship with Matthew Beeman; the Centre sends Philip and Elizabeth on an operation that strains their family and marriage to the limits.
Oh shit indeed. Glad to be back here with everyone, nonetheless.
>>80177777
Multiple 7s means that Tatiana has replaced Nina as our foreign favorite, but for the last time, I will post Nina.
>>80181155
>>80180897
You got one where Phillip and Elizabeth break that woman's limbs to fit her into a suitcase?
>>80178048
Continuing on from Season 1 was the best decision. It only picks up afterwards.
>>80181417
I wish she wasn't so underutilized in the Diamond Camel show.
>>80181460
Nah, sorry
>>80181492
To be fair, it ended up being their last season, which really fucking sucks. Jamal must've shit on the directors for how badly he was treated at the end.
Okay, one more Nina.
>>80181533
Thanks anyway
>>80180326
>reeee go away wahhh
CLASSIC redditor
bet you wish you could just ban everyone that disagrees with you you fucking slimy kike
this soap opera has stagnated so hard
>>80181541
>mfw your execution is imminent
That shit was brutal and my jaw was just hanging for a couple minutes after that.
>>80177524
Did you bring a six pack?
>>80178111
Will this be the season where they just call him Tim?
>>80179337
> Not the best looking
> Sexual adventurous
Time is running out to get your Miller High Life's before the show starts if you haven't already. Maybe try going over to your neighbor's to borrow some.
MOMMY!
I'm ready you fucks, are you ready?
>>80181636
Everyone in that thread was shocked as hell. I thought she was just knocked unconscious at first.
>>80181832
Isn't she dating/married to Matthew Rhys now?
>>80181893
DONT CARE, SHES MOMMY!
>>80181893
I think she's currently pregnant with his baby, or maybe she's had it already idk. She was pregnant with his kid at one point.
Is Felicity any good or just womanshit? I've liked Keri Russell since Married With Children and I just want to imagine fuggin her.
I hope Misha finds Philip.
>>80181943
>no tits
>perfect face
>legs to snap your neck
She'll never kill us...
>>80180089
This movie is retarded and that cgi monkey looked worse than the gorilla from Spongebob.
>tfw lucy had so much potential and luc had to go away from action and focus on this sci fi shit
he must have thought this was a Fifth Element sequel
>M I L L E R L I F E
You comrades ready?
>>80182111
If it had just been ScarJo operating on chinks the entire time, it would be a great movie.
>>80182135
It should've stayed an action film without going hard sci-fi. On the other hand, this makes a neat headcanon prequel to Her if you think about it.
>>80182168
THANKS FOR THE BEER
H
A
N
K
S
>>80182111
Sadly the deer in TWD is worse than that
>>80181801
Always
>no Martha
This season is gonna be good
>tfw no more Tyrant
>>80176243
>>tonight is the night
>>no americans thread
>shouldn't be surprised at all
Holy shit, thank you based OP ! I just changed my cable, so my new DVR wasn't set up to record the series anymore, I would have missed the premiere if not for this thread
>>80182265
The one they tried to ruse us into believing Rick was eaten.
Oh shit, I forgot about William
>>80178193
Why don't you take a seat?
>>80182302
was it good?
stopped after S1
>>80182348
Very good. Liberals hated it.
Wait, what the fuck is going on?
What?
What the hecc
Misha kills--
Wait, what?
>>80182348
Decent first season, great 2nd season, promising 3rd season, but then it got cancelled.
ywn be a teenager in the 80s listening to 80s music on your Walkman
I missed being a teenager even at the end of the 80s by a few years.
Pasha?
wonder where they need a Russian high school kid
must need his parents
>tfw was hoping for an updated intro
dang oh well
>>80181943
>>80181832
tfw you remember when she was in Felicity and close to you age as a teenand jerked off to her sexy hair
>>80182396
Shit, I was using an 80's Walkman until the mid 2000's.
Wasn't even a real walkman but a fucking Sanyo.
Is it Tatiana time?
>>80182344
I've been waiting for you Chris.
>>80182384
>>80182365
will check out when i've got the time.
just too much tv going on that you lose track of what you're seeing.
>>80182441
I remember her from We Were Soldiers
>tfw there was never an episode where the family went to see Red Dawn in the theaters
No more black girl too
I need this music.
Not just for triggering Trumptards.
>>80182446
My dad had a Walkman into the 2000s. I used it sometimes. It broke, but he still found another tape deck one to replace it. I was still using CD players while friends had iPods.
anyone know wtf is goin on?
Also no more Arkady
HARDCORE KID
How did they recruit a Asian?
Oh shit. He's an agent too.
>when you're super dedicated to the cause
I remember the last time we had someone like that...she got choked out in a kitchen.
>>80178170
What a fucking limey
>>80182595
You know Russia is in Asia too, right?
And China was a fellow communist country, right?
>>80182602
almost forgot
So Olympics, I'm assuming we're in 84? IIRC USSR boycotted 'em.
>it's a subtitles scene so I can't watch and shitpost at the same time
>>80182640
shame about the man feet
Aliens shitposting show is coming back in April.
mostly people shitpost during commercial during the Americans and Taboo
>>80182717
tfw
>>80182747
It takes place a few years after S1, which means we get Molly and hopefully Lou is still around.
>>80182754
I never bothered watching Taboo because it looked like some campy goth shit.
fargo hype.
bunch of peak tv series airing soon together
>>80182754
I had to miss Taboo because I wasworking.
>>80176243
They should make an updated version about helping Trump get elected
>>80182772
It was ok.
wasnt great, but certainly watchable
Will they say fuck this season? FX has decided they're OK with it on their other shows
>Michael Brown: The Series
Fox really going for that black viewership
>>80182716
>I'm assuming we're in 84?
I'm gonna be born soon!!!
What I miss?
>>80182820
We'll see. 65% chance of it happening.
>>80182717
>he can't touch type
fucking pleb
I've lost track of how many families 'Phillip' has had
Henry got hit with the puberty stick hard.
I kind of missed season 4 and panicked so I started watching tonight, I think I get the gist of everything but who is the kid Philip and his wife are taking care of as cover?
this poor actress will be stuck with asr affliction, forever being cast as a teenager
>ratting on the broken Soviet system
Whelp. He's gotta die. FOR THE MOTHERLAND!
>>80182820
>10 years ago you couldn't say shit on TV
>now they air shit during the middle of the day
>now they air fuck at night
Also, the fucking boy hit puberty like a motherfucker.
>>80182935
puberty hasn't really hit her yet
and if it has then she got some shit tier genes there
>>80182958
She looks like a girl I grew up with. She's 26 years old, four foot fucking eight and looks 12.
>henry didn't take hormone suppressors to keep his boyish looks
if this was christian bale or jared leto he would do whatever it takes
>>80182935
Better than never being cast again when she hits 40 like most actresses
>>80182409
But I love it so
>>80182958
>shit tier genes
>shit tier
They even have a fucking light schedule.
>>80182999
it was cool to see them update as it's been going along in time.
just thought they would add more stuff since there was that time skip last season.
>>80183002
some people do actually desire to grow up at some point in their lives
granted she is an actress and work is work, but still...
>>80182803
This is meme'able
>hardened Russians vs entitled Russians
They're so close to collapsing, it's crazy seeing it all unfold.
>>80183005
>he doesn't have a light schedule
In Soviet Russia, lights schedule you!
So far this has started out really fucking slow and they just dived into it.
>tfw flipping between this and Titanic
Goddamn Kate Winslet was the hottest bitch of the late 90's
>>80182772
well tell me
does the thought of a man dream fucking his sister pique your interest?
>>80183101
>Titanic
>not Heavenly Creatures
>>80183102
We're on 4chan. Do you really have to ask such a question?
>>80183060
mmmhhhmmmm
.be very careful
I missed the first 20 minutes
anything relevant/worth mentioning?
>>80182737
her feet a cute homo
>>80183142
if you need a rundown, go to /pol/, its all they fucking post now
Oh yeah. I need to check out that Betty and Joan show.
>Miller Lite
Holy shit, this show!
HE BROUGHT HIGH LIFE
it's miller time!
fucking B E E man
>Phil trying to sabotage the relationship
>purple leotard
fuck I miss the 80's
>F I N A L L Y !
You guys think the writers browse these threads?
it's so weird
Stan is now so goddam happy and Phil is the emotional wreck
C O O N
M E W
shaping up to be a good season this one.
>Mischa and Paige fuck this season
>>80183326
mischa and Pasha become friends and Stan tails them, linking Phillip to being Russian
So is Genius about Einstein or Hitler?
Mischa will literally last one, at most two episodes before he gets taken out
>>80183381
why not both?
>>80183381
Einstein
>>80183214
>>80183224
>>80183233
Hello Neighbor. I brought over some Miller High Life
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/03/07/the-americans-creators-talk-trump-russia-parallels-in-season-5.html
Looks like they are going to kill that racist drumpf
Andropov was an interesting man but died early in office. Got a book on him.
>>80183395
Hitler was a genius... and evil evil genius.
So was Stalin. Apparently moreso.
>Keri Russell will never push you around a garage
brb. I think I need to get a bottle of lotion.
>Paige x Elizabeth training session
My dick can only get so hard
Mother-daughter fight club! What a start to the season.
So, is Oleg going to end up putting his parents in jail?
>>80183592
Oleg needs a path back to America
He doesnt belong in Soviet Union
Filler: the show
>this shitty Apollo 18 clone movie with A-List actors
Why do all car commercials take high school poetry samples for their voiceovers now
>commercials every 2 minutes
Feels good that I'm watching this shit on stream, fucking networks can go to hell
>>80176767
My god she is hot. Her boyfriend looks like an ugly dork too
>>80183636
Pleb the post
>>80183651
This might be the most active live thread of The Americans in 4 or 5 years that threads have been on here. We used to hit 60 to 100 at most.
oh fugg
>>80183706
Yeah, I can't ever remember maxing out a thread, but that's because there's a lot of post-episode chatter that happens the next day.
There´s Hans.
>>80183725
We've maxed a couple out over the years. IIRC one last year and might have been that episode earlier when the black guy Keri fucked got shot by the po pos.
>>80183769
There was better threads after season 1, but honestly not a lot of tap outs so really surprised.
wtf is happening?
>>80183838
Likely digging up some prototype chemical or biological bomb weapon
That's a big hole.
This is some Rififi like kino digging here
>yfw it's a casket with the doctor's body
>>80183934
OH SHIT. That actually makes sense.
>>80183851
no man, it's>>80183934
>>80183934
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
jesus fuck why didn't they incinerate him....were the keeping him fresh to preserve/harvest the virus?
south african moron...
you could not pay me enough to do that
there is literally not a number big enough
OH FUCK RIP S. AFRICAN
OH SNAP
Hans gonna die
>>80183447
>This leads to one of the longest and most deliberate sequences in the show’s history. For more than 10 minutes at the end of the premiere, barely a single word is spoken as the Jennings and their associates pull off an elaborate heist at Fort Detrick.
>Asked what the show is trying to convey with the unusually lengthy scene, Weisberg says, dryly, “This is how you dig a hole.”
>“Joe’s not kidding,” Fields adds. “We really wanted to convey how grueling it would be to do something like that.” In the end, it was FX head John Landgraf who actually encouraged them to make the sequence longer, a note that would be unheard of from most network executives.
tfw you are looking for a job in a biotech right now
fucking kek
OOOOH
SHEEEEEEEET
>>80184011
Some bacteria/virus cannot be destroyed with fire. Most can but there are examples that can't.
A virus that can't be destroyed by fire would be very useful for military operations. It would spread even if you set flame to everything that was infected.
>>80184011
What interest would the American government and military have in a deadly deadly pathogen?
>>80183890
For you?
cheers gents!
>>80184111
That's what she said.
>>80184100
Purely humanitarian.
>>80184080
in that case it is suspicious as fuck that they didn't poor some concrete in there as well
>>80184123
Ayyyyy
wew lids, in for a good season it looks like.
catch you fucks next week.
>>80184134
Pretty realistic, actually. Fort Detrick IRL has had issues with contamination over the years. Entire area is a Superfund site. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superfund)
So, the show just having the body buried like that is pretty damn realistic for the time period.
Hans literally just fucking dies like that. I don't know why but it still got to me even though I remember Nina.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/tv/2017/03/06/the-americans-fx-russia/98717866/
Thanks, Hillary.
>>80184353
they are just like us, not really fair to judge all russian people because of the actions of a few.
if anyone drops the show because of this, i don't want to ever know that tunnel vision afflicted individual.
anyone find any good streams yet?
>>80185318
yeah, onmy telly
>>80184588
mfw it's now the Democrats who are pushing for the Cold War mentality of being heated enemies at war with Russia
Very boring show.
>>80185923
pretty fun how third parties meddling in in elections stings when you've usually been the meddler
just hope this possible cold war 2.0 doesn't go warm
>>80185919
are they paid to wear dumb ass dresses like this?
>>80176243
Fantastic episode.
How do they keep doing it? They're too fucking good
i kind of zoned out because i was doing other stuff, but who was in that grave and why did they cut off the flesh? i'm assuming its so bio weapon thing?
>>80186766
ive zoned out about 3 times now. Had to restart it too. Just getting to the grave part.
>>80186766
william and the south african now since he was such an idiot.
and it sucked
>>80176347
The plebfilter strikes again
such a disappointing season start. I almost dozed off watching them dig. This show needs a time skip to '89.
someone upload it to mega
>>80187394
Their season premieres are always lower-key than the rest of the season from what I remember. But knowing them it's gonna get intense real soon.
>>80187394
see >>80183447 and >>80184056
>It's a "Stan brings some brews over to the Jennings' house" episode
I think we really need to discuss Stan's slow descent into alcoholism, /tv/
>>80187780
>Stan Beeman
>Stan Beerman
Thought the premiere was decent, looks like they got some interesting story lines set up. I'm excited for next week.
I've been missing this show so much lads. So glad we can have these comfy threads again.
>>80187817
Just got done watching, really liked it. Feels good to have an Americans thread to read.
Digkino
South African bitchboy BTFO. Glad to have you back, Americans.
>>80182396
>you will never have a threesome with prime Debbie Harry and Bowie
honest to god, what is the ppoint in living any further
>>80176308
5 shekels have been deposited in your account
Man this episode was quality. Too bad the trailers showed them shooting someone in the hole, I knew it was going to be Gregory.
Stan and his plot lines are some of the funniest shit
>I met a girl today
gud start but i can't keep watching them pussyfooting around paige
she needs to be put in a situation where she either takes the kgb plunge or becomes a liability for her parents
>>80176243
THE FUCKING AMERICANS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EYSrRrlyQAI have no idea what this thread is about but i thought i'd poke my head in hmmm.
>>80176573
My shota sense is tingling.
>that ending
Jesus christ.
Its gonna be a great season
>>80194527
i love elizabeth so much
RIP hans you sloppy sloppy kraut
>>80178023
you respect jesus but don't respect your parents?
>>80196236
>kraut
ha forgot he was from south africa
>>80192662
What a rude lady.
>>80192030
if this didn't make you smile you have no soul
ohboi
time to get some Miller Lite!
>>80192030
What he meant by this?
>>80184063
well memed sir
>>80196854
Truman Show ref
Good season opener, cant wait what happens with Mischa and whether Paige will go down the KGB rabbit hole.
I might be crazy, but wasnt someone tailing Oleg after he left the KGB headquarters?
Damn this thread is still alive? Good episode, the silent digging scene was brilliant and ballsy.
Great episode, next episode looks great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T15yxrgf6D8
Has been a HELL OF A RIDE show, specially s1 and 3. I think Holly will be the center of this season and eventually fuck up somehow and get our favourite marriage in jail or locked up in a bunker lol
Seen the pilot and i am intrigued, Keri Russel is like good, really good but i guess it wil take a few episodes to reel me in.
Its like Z Nation, the first few episodes screamed low budget shit but at around episode 6 or 7 i suddenly started to binge.
It's cool seeing such an active Americans thread, but also funny to see some pleb retards in here complaining about "it's boring" How'd you get this far?
>>80200468
>Seen the pilot and i am intrigued, Keri Russel is like good, really good but i guess it wil take a few episodes to reel me in.
This is very true regarding this series.
At this point i'd probably let her seduce me, only to coerce and possibly kill me.
>>80200468
first episode didn't hook you? that ending with phil collins is so good
first season has tons of great stuff though so keep watching and i can guarantee you'll be hooked
>>80200753
first episode has the car chase scene set to "tusk" by Fleetwood Mac
best car scene in TV ever
There's something different on the first episode of season 5. The camera work seems new (feels like a short movie, tbqhfdd), soundtrack use is a bit dull, scenes are short.
Also, where the fuck is myArkady
The way how they write-offHanzis hilarious
>>80202438
yeah, wtf was that CGI shot around the world?
>>80202680
done for effect so you can see the difference between life in US and life in USSR
>>80202497
>write-off
Is this the cynical way of saying "kill?"
>>80202725
They could have implyed that with some flag shots and a bit of color grading. The CGI shot was unnecessary.
>>80202909
You should be a television director.
Good thread comrades, see you next weeks.