Who would win in a fight, Captain Kirk or Darth Vader? It's

Vader has magic and can block projectiles so its not a contest.

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Maybe Kirk could seduce Vader

>>80165367
Can a lightsaber block a phaser? I don't think so.

Kirk would be cunning enough to to pick up on Vader's issues with sand and devise some kind of sand pit to trap him in

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Of course /ourguy/ would win?

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>>80165331
>It's on a planet where Kirk has materials to make a rudimentary gun.
But does he have a lathe?

>>80165638
I'm serious, if this was filmed in the style of a TOS episode there would be some tell that Vader does early in the episode that gets repeated again after they get dropped on the planet. Then there'd be a close up shot of a smirking Kirk and then later a montage of him building the sand pit while they stall each other.

kirk would win he would simply fire at Vader with a phaser

Kirk would fuck Vader's girl behind his back.