Why did Mary's career suddenly jump started and Hannah's

who

suck my dick

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>>80160770
Hannah did Twilight and then went to college in New York. The vacuum left by Hannah was filled by Mary.

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>>80160784

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>>80160855
oh
'From 2011 to 2014, she attended the Gallatin School of Individualized Study at New York University, where she majored in women's studies, with a focus on the portrayal of women in film and culture.[45]'

I bet it was worth it.

>>80160855
>and then went to college in New York

Didn't she major in feminism?
Shockingly that did not help her career.

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>>80160902
>I bet it was worth it.
it's a pointless degree. I hope Mary doesn't go to college.

>>80160969
It's worse than pointless. I can't imagine any employer wanting to hire a professional feminist when all that they know is how to find oppression and sexism in the workplace.

mary > elle

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>>80161231

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>>80161231
she should use both names

>>80160770
lovely sisters yo

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>>80161284
>Marry Elle Fanning

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>>80161370
only one R in Mary

>>80160770
I don't understand how anyone can find these waif like cancer patients attractive.

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>>80161770
Are you white?

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Dakota Fanning always did nothing for me, not even a twitch if she was naked on all fours panting like a dog

Elle Fanning is a different story, made me feel like one of those how to catch a predator lads since Super 8, she's only gotten hotter since.

I thought dakota was going to get her tits out in a movie. What ever happened to that?

>>80160770
>mary
>hanna
what the fuck are you talking about autist, call them by their acting names not their birth ID names nobody but autists know.

>>80161993
>Super 8
She was the best thing in that piece of shit movie.

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>>80162102
she uses cgi nudity only

>>80162102
She majored in women's studies.

Easy way to turn a woman's personality from a solid 7 to a despicable 1.

China did the right thing banning humanities from universities. They're not sciences.

>>80162189
I tries to rewatch it but it's too jewish. More jewish than Woody Allen movie, it was really annoying. It's like JJ Abrams reimagines his idea of a perfect childhood.

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>>80162169
don't be so triggered

>>80162262
/facepalm

>>80161508
Oh god, is that a fucking Blythe on her phone cover. Those are possibly the worst kind of dolls ever made.
I'm really disappointed.

>>80161508
>implying you wouldnt marry elle

>>80162966
instagram.com/p/BFRonf6H6sy/

HDSF got a girlfriend.

>>80160770
Shes in indie movies now.

The bell jar adaption may save her career if it goes well.

>>80162197
I see tiny indents on the shirt, but I see no nipples. They can't be that tiny, can they? Surely it's not actually see-through and she has human sized nipples.

>>80160902
>>80160969
>>80161059
you guys are idiots or very young. the point of a college degree is higher education. if you're poor, then you seek a degree in a high paying field. if you're not, you do whatever the fuck you want. she's not poor. all she needs is one good film or tv series to get her film career back on track.

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>>80163923
it's x-rayed

>>80163946
"Higher"

>>80163946
>Women studies
>Higher education

Pick one

>>80163946
>all she needs is one good film or tv series to get her film career back on track.
>Implying Elle going to let that happen

Elle being bullying her to take bad roles for 5 years now.

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>>80163983

>>80163946
>all she needs is one good film or tv series to get her film career back on track

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHHHHHHA

>>80164010
it's not the best of course studies, i agree, but for some women it's a good minor. i've known a few girls who did women studies minors while pursuing poli-sci and english degrees. one's a corporate lawyer and another a professor seeking tenure. a woman can do a lot worse than women's studies. men, too. try not going to college at all, see how that helps.

>>80164138
i just looked up her imdb. she's got some pretty good indies on her slate. are you guys just mad she isn't doing blockbusters? The Bell Jar one is every woman's dream role. well, every educated woman. not to mention The Alienist series Cary Fukunaga is producing. plus she was great in American Pastoral. raise your hand if you read the book. yeah, thought so.

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>>80164245
Hello, Hannah's agent!

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>>80164245
>American Pastoral
>Good indies

Notify me when Dakota stars in the Neon Demon.

>>80164245
The Bell Jar probably won't get made because no one is stupid enough to give money to a movie directed by Kirsten Dunst

>>80161855
Yes and I'm not attracted to ghosts

>>80162169
Mods don't like elleposting

>>80161508

>ywn be her eunuch foot servant

>>80164336
not arguing Elle has had a better film career in recent years, mate.

>>80164370
i'm surprised a bigger name director hasn't stepped in and taken over. Plath's novel is pretty big in literary circles. reminds me of Franco's Faulkner abortions. he kinda shit the bed for anyone wanting to make films out of them in the near future.

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>>80164439
There already was a adaption before but it was so bad that after that I guess nobody wanted to touch it again for another adaption.

>>80164439
Julia Stiles tried to make her version several years ago and couldn't find financing

>>80164336
She does. All the time.

Elle and Dakota are VERY close.

>>80164439
Classic novels don't necessarily make good movies. Most of them are made as cashgrabs from the book savy (but not cinephile) audience.

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>>80164336
Okay Refn.

>>80164554
wasn't aware of this one. might hunt it down to see how bad it is. hmm, the director also did Goodbye, Columbus, an adaptation of the Philip Roth story.

>>80164577
literary adaptations rarely do well on screen. most of them, anyhow. Atonement did quite well but it's been a while. YA has been the go-to for lit adaptations the last decade. hope that shit's over.

>>80164164
She would've done better as a lawyer majoring in philosophy. It's all I even look for when hiring people anymore, as it shows they have a higher probability to think critically than any pseudo-political science. Hasn't failed me yet.

>>80164613
indeed, but i don't think Franco's pair of Faulkner films were meant as cash grabs. it's just sad he's not as talented behind the lens as he can be in front. looking forward to his performance in Simon's The Deuce series this summer. as for decent adaptations, i did like the recent On the Road film, though. Viggo as WSB was great.

>>80164657
Most of the movies you think are originals are based on books.

Die Hard for example.

That hasn't changed that much, except that Harry Potter made it cool to claim laoudly that it's a YA book adaptation. Ordinary novels and short stories movies are not promoted that way unless they're known by even the non-readers.

>>80164705
are you in the states? do you mean major in philosophy and then getting a law degree? not sure how it's done abroad. the typical route in the USA is graduating with a bachelor's degree and then going on to law school for a j.d. are you saying you only hire j.d's? if so, what do you hire them for, if i may ask?

>>80164768
yeah i probably should have stressed that i meant adaptations of literary novels rather than potboiler adaptations like Die Hard. and i don't think Harry Potter made the YA scene cool. what it did was make it lucrative.

>>80164804
You got it right the first time. Firms here will look at your entire recorded history. It's typically boring shit. If you want to get hired here, bring something either impressive or unorthodox.

>>80164867
funny, a friend invited me to a firm party one night and it was obvious they only hired or interned hot, exotic looking women. no surprise one of the partners was subsequently sued for sexual harassment by a paralegal, which they only refer to as "that secretary." she took them for a wild rid, got six figures out of it, and moved to California. living the dream.

>>80164967
Haha! Poor bastards. Was that based in NY?

>>80165018
Chicago. they really should have seen it coming since it wasn't her first harassment suit. she had emails, voice messages, texts, the whole enchilada.

>>80160770
Dakota is fucking beautiful holy shit

>>80165018
>>80165085
i should probably mention the partner was being obsessively aggressive with her.