YES YOU FUCKING DO. YOU GO OUT IN THE PUBLIC AND IT'S A

BASED

Thank fuck for Jimmy Kimmel reminding him that he's a piece of shit at that Hollywood wankathon last week.

Literally did nothing wrong

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>>80157958
>forgive him

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>you'll never be this patrician

Literally /ourguy/

Any pictures of that green thing?

And why did he marry her if he felt that way?

Why do manlets have such short tempers?

>>80158086
He wanted an eighth kid

>>80158113
more testosterone than lanklets

>>80158129
t. Manlet

>>80158150
t. 6'3 180lb

His first mistake was marrying a Russian woman.

>>80158129
>>80158164
>replying this quickly

holy shit you insecure elf

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>>80158183
:^)

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>>80158183
I made this thread. If you don't like it, fuck off.
I'm here to shitpost.

and btw. Elfs are tall.

>>80157958
LMAO what an insecure bitch

>>80158221
t. roastie

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>>80158164
>that's supposed to be lanklet measurements but I weigh 50lbs less at same height
Fuck off fat manlet

>>80158274
>6'3 130lb

holy shit can you even wear clothes and still move?
I'm 5 inches shorter than you and I have 20lbs on you at 8% bf

>>80157958

Everything he said was justified. Only a brainwashed person would argue. That would be most of /tv/ so I accept the "yous"

>>80158334
Yeah and yeah? I only have a problem with shirts and that's because the look of the wide sleeves and my stick arms sticking out makes me self-conscious desu.

And I work a physical job for 10 hours everyday.

>>80158113
5'8" here and let me tell you some thing you piece of fucking shit.

I'm handsome as fuck and have a babyface that allows me to pull easy teen pussy because of it. You should see some of the tight little bodies I've fucked. I have a 7.5in dick and not a single girl I have ever banged has failed to text/call me for a bootycall late at night. I embrace any challenge I get from someone who tries to stand in my face and intimidate me with their height, because it's pathetic. Low center of gravity, fast reflexes, and ridiculous core strength will allow me to either 1) quickly take you to the ground where I will stomp your fat face or 2) out last you with endurance because your shitty, overweight frame required to ground that extra height made you more tired. I make 85k a year as an mid-level engineering manager at Ford (I'm 23 btw, they will most likely promote me to upper management within the next 2-3 years). I fuck shit up in every single sport and would destroy any of you (minus basketball where skill/talent is substituted out for height). I've been compared to Messi in my soccer style. Quick dribbling and cutting in between every opponent in front of me. I scored 95 goals throughout my high school varsity soccer career. I made the varsity football team freshman year as starting runningback but soccer and football were the same season so I couldn't dominate both.

Sports I would destroy you at in order

Soccer
Football
E-sports
Baseball
Endurance running
Tennis
Golf
Footgolf
Ping Pong
others

I know you. Ugly is a given. Probably curly hair. Tried to grow a beard but it was patchy and you were sad for awhile about that. Struggling to find a way to validate yourself you took to reminding everyone how you're "Over 6 feet tall!", as if that was some sort of cutoff for being a man. When in reality you're just as pathetic as every other self-hating wannabe piece of shit out there, yet you have somehow convinced yourself you've won the genetic lottery.

>>80157958
said what we were all thinking

he was a little ahead of his time, though.

>>80158536
ok

>>80157958
Would never date or get marry if I had as much money as him.

Anyone have a pic of the woman he was assaulting?

>>80157989
Fuck off back to tumblr

>>80158061
fuck off anon, you wouldn't ever talk to anyone like that

>>80158347
>yous"
you should kill yourself reddit

I saw Mel Gibson at a club a few years ago. There was a huge crowd of women around him, he had one under each arm, and he was completely shit faced.

>>80159588
jew media and nu males hate him, not regular people

>>80158039
the call that saved cinema

>>80157958
He's right.

>>80159303
>assaulting?
kill yourself cuck

>>80158207
reddit

>>80158207
>posts an arab fuckboy

fucking kys

>based mad mel told everything like it is to jews, where's etc,nothing top secret or anything
>waaaah literally worse than Hitler whore lives matter holocaust victims unite
>meanwhile child fucking, agenda pushing, brainwashing and goldding are A OK in Hollywood
>mel survives exile, made kino, is getting back in the game hard, never made a pukeworthy apologistic speaches
>b-b-but don't forgive him!!

Can't sell the mel, butthurt cucks

>>80160257
>norwegian
>arab

>>80160257
>>80159779
>>80159724
>>80159585
>>80159520

lad i think you need to take your aspie meds

youre not you when youre tism

>>80162219
only two of those posts are mine and despite being an aspie they won't give me any fucking meds.

>>80158536
t. Very angry manlet

>>80158536
This pasta is undercooked, try again anon

>>80162301
my brother is an aspie, i hate you guys, all smug and aggressive and you cant even clean yourselves

its madness. i hope my kid isnt a retard like you guys or ill have to rage quit society.

>>80162389
The only thing you can rage quit is videogames pussy

>>80162389
I'm clean, I bought 2 houses and live alone.

>>80162389
you probably shouldn't have kids anon

>>80157958
He should direct a movie a year. We need more Mel

>>80162449
you were given or inherited 2 houses, dont lie to me, aspies dont build wealth

>>80162482
if the kids retarded in the womb hes going to abort town

I DESERVE TO BE BLOWN BEFORE THE FUCKING JACUZZI

> tfw no old man logan mel

The kikes must be seething at the fact that mel's making a comeback

>>80162563
I've only got it mildly. I don't think they even consider it a thing anymore. I was diagnosed 20 years ago. I've been working for 15 years, long enough to save up. I rarely go out besides work or food shopping. I think the last time was seeing tfa, which was shit.

>>80162537
He's working on the Viking movie and passiob of the christ 2, might even direct sue sie skwad 2

WHAT.
WHAT?
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

>>80158536
>Ping Pong

Prepare to get rekt, nigger dumpling.

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Mediocre director and actor. Fuck off, /pol/.

>>80164723
>implying Hacksaw Ridge isn't fucking epic and that Mel is a Great Director.

Stay mad libtard.

>>80157958

This rant probably got jim so much pussy. Women love being treated like shit

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wow projecting much there kid ?
your like 12 right ?
relax your gona burst a vessel.
who watches kemmel that guy is trash.

>>80158536
Good pasta imho

>>80164789

The true red pill is most people, guys included, like being treated like shit

>>80158536
Ive never seen this copypasta

It is delicious

>>80157958
>I DON'T BELIEVE YOU ANYMORE!
She's thinking "I still got it, he believed me once that means another guy who doesn't know me should too."

I don't care if he hates jews you don't talk like that to anyone.

>>80165014
what about moe green?

>>80164761
Somebody post the webm.

Mel never did anything wrong.

Z tier actor, horrendous director, not a good person

And misogynistic to boot, Gibson is the very definition of repungent and I hope he remains blacklisted in Hollywood for the rest of his life

>>80158536
kek

I WANT YOU SMILE AND BLOW ME

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>“It’s a piece of s–t,” the 60-year-old director told Deadline at the Venice Film Festival. “I’m not interested in the stuff. Do you know what the difference between real superheroes and comic-book superheroes is? Real superheroes didn’t wear spandex. So I don’t know. Spandex must cost a lot.”
>The DC Comics blockbuster, which was panned by critics, came up when Gibson revealed the modest budget he worked with on his latest film “Hacksaw Ridge.”
>“I look at them and scratch my head. I’m really baffled by it. I think there’s a lot of waste, but maybe if I did one of those things with the green screens I’d find out different,” Gibson said. “It seems to me that you could do it for less… You’re spending outrageous amounts of money, $180 million or more, I don’t know how you make it back after the tax man gets you, and after you give half to the exhibitors

>>80158536
You're short.

>>80165961
lmao cuck

>>80165961
You're such a faggot its crazy. Like how can anyone be as much of a lame person?

Name one thing he said that wasn't true.

>>80166139
Mel will be vindicated by the passage of time.

>>80166010
>smacktalks capekino
>makes terrible flicks
really makes you ponder

>>80158536
What the fuck

>>80157989
what did he say?

>>80166010
>the tax man
what did he mean by this?

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>>80166325

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>>80160932

based anon

>>80158463
No one is questioning your masculinity, dude. 6' 3" at 130 is pretty thin, though.

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>>80157958
Mel is our only hope.

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>>80166325

>>80165014
t. numale

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>>80157989

did he not realize she was a slut before he married her? she had the fake tits before, or he paid for them, in both cases he's still a hypocrite for complaining about it afterwards

>>80158129
manlet detected

>>80158463
EAT MORE FOOD PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE

>>80158536
Watch out guys, get baby his milk

>>80165014
hi cuck

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>>80158536
>Golf
>Footgolf

>>80158536
Is this the new navy seals copypasta?

>>80158536
I enjoyed this pasta.

Little short at the end though.

>>80167764
kill yourself queer

>>80161485
Varg grew up in some caliphate shithole

>>80157958
Thank you Mel for telling sluts how it is.

He's a delusional christcuck

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>>80167838

>>80168527
>im perfectly fine with the mother of my kids looking like some blowup doll in public.

Whos the real cuck here?

>>80168527
numales were a mistake

>>80165961
>repungent

k

>>80158536
>Footgolf
Amazing.

I just love how he calls them a pack of niggers. Not a gang. Not a group. No, a pack of niggers

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>believes in the pure form of Catholicism, not that watered done post Vatican II liberal nonsense

>Tells it how he sees it, and he's right even when he's drunk

>A bankable director who's movies are head and shoulders above other drivel

>makes SJWs mad

Someone post new wife. She's like 20 and absolutely gorgeous. He definitely upped his game.

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daddy

>>80164723
try harder bernstein

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>>80170230
She's 25-26. Here's the happy couple. She's knocked up. Can't quell the Mel.

>>80158334
Dude I'm 6'1 and weighed 140 at one point and being skinny af was the first thing people would notice.
I can't imagine what 130 @ 6'3 eve looks like.

>>80157958
Let me give you some personal insight on the matter.

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

>>80172446
But did she get raped by a pack of niggers?

>>80158039
Can i get a quick rundown here?

>>80168558
>>im perfectly fine with the mother of my kids looking like some blowup doll in public.
Who are you quoting?

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>>80172446
So this is what dateless manlets fantasize about.

>>80168603
>needing an omniscient daddy figure in your life to tell you what to do
>being a man
pick one

>>80158536
Yeah, I guess this was too ironic to not be a pasta.