Actor, singer, director, philosopher. Is there anything

>>80147436
be hetero

MOM IS GONNA FREAK

be taller than 5'7

>>80147436
Age

let his mother have a restful night of sleep

ACT

>>80147436
A good job at any of those things

>>80147436
The joker

>>80147436
>philosopher

No.

Method act

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Get balls-deep into a girl that he hasn't prepped for at least a half hour.

>>80147436
sing, direct, or philosophize

>>80147436
He can even get a rez at Dorsia on a friday night

I'm starting to suspect that he's a scientologist

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MOM IS GONNA FREAK when she discovers that the value of corporeal reality is relative to each individual

>>80147436
He's also a painter

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>>80147436
not prey on children

>>80147436
isn't he a mediocare man?

>>80149757
Then he is our guy.

>>80147436
Be decent in at least one of those thing