*teacher rolls this into class* What's the name of the movie

schindler's list

>>80136957
Probably some shit nova documentary she stole off pbs.

True story: when our teacher was out of the room one of the kids was looking for something and found a VHS porno in his desk. Swapped it out with the movie we were supposed to be watching and when he pushed play a porn came on.

Same teacher was later fired for giving one of the students a backrub after class. He was a legit perv.

Osmosis Jones

>>80136957
TDKR

All the kids giggle at the plane scene

>>80137007
>watch this movie in class
>teacher skips all the bad parts

American History X

>>80136957
Nuit the cristal

Julius Ceasar

Citizen Kane

Cyrano de Bergerac


Damn i had patrician teachers

>>80136957
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

>>80136957
Bruce Almighty

>>80137059
english teacher played orson welles' macbeth junior year

Finding Nemo

>>80136957
GATTACA

>>80136957
Poor little white boy 3

>school as a kid
>last day before christmas break
>teacher puts some 80's/90's flick on

Shit was dope.

The Indian in the Cupboard

>>80136957
They wont play a movie because they'll spend the entire session trying to plug the VCR into the TV, and when they finally get it right the VHS has to be rewound. But they are trying to show Of Mice and Men.

>>80137261
tfw that annual Scrooged showing

>>80137276
>rewound
Jesus I forgot all about that. There were VHS tape rewinding machines you could buy. That's all they fucking did, rewind VHS tapes. There used to be a fee at our local rental place if you didn't rewind your tape.

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>>80136957

>>80136957
October Sky

All day, everyday

>>80136957
Stand by Me
Lilja 4-ever
Hip Hip Hora!
Schindler's List
Troy
G - som i Gemenskap

BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

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Twister, we all laughed at the beginning where the father was killed because of how badly it was done

>>80136957
An episode of NOVA that the teacher taped.

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romeo and juliet
the good one

>all the boy's faces when sex scene outta nowhere

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>>80137007

they got a projector for our school and after 2 old people came on stage to show us their tattoos after for a Q&A


the next day it was about slavery in america, I got detention for saying I don't care what happened in america years ago when they tried guilt tripping the class for owning slaves

we were not american

>>80137007
>>80137050
we watched this in our german language class when the german exchange students were there. Most awkward shit ever.

Don't know how many times I watched "Les Choristes" during french class over the years.

>>80136957
The first half of Shrek for the tenth fucking time this semester

>>80137564
HEY NOW

>>80136957

american history x

not joking.

>>80137449
>it's a SCIENCE RULES class period

movies we watched in our class in religous education:

Blade Runner
Oldboy
Sleepers
La Ceremonie (1 chick started crying and ran out of the room)

I learned everything from this man...

I'm so incredibly happy that i will never have to watch Slumdog Millionaire again.

>>80137461
FASHIONABLY LATE AGAIN, JONAS

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So comfy

>>80137604
based

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>>80137592
>It's a geology episode.

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>>80137513
I was diamonds for like half the movie

>>80137515
I'm afraid you may have autism

>>80137610
>Slumdog Millionaire
>2008
You were still in school in 2008?
>Nearly 10 years ago
Fuck

>>80136957

that cartoon where the black kid goes back in time and hangs out with martin luther king jr. as a teenager.

>>80137617

SON OF A BITCH

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>>80137604
>religous education:
the nun at my school put on Mel's passion

then we proceeded to throw drawing compasses at each other

>>80137664
I'm 20 years old, with a bit more than 1 year of job experience.
I'm basically a 50 year olds stuck in a 20 year old body.

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>>80137513
das it mane

das it

Goodnight Mister Tom, a British staple.

>>80137662

I concur with your findings, doctor

>>80137664
I feel sick

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>>80136957

Basketball Diaries i'm absolutely certain

this was literally the last movie i watched when the teacher rolled that into class

>>80136957
I grew up in West Virginia, literally every single class showed October Sky at least once per semester.

Gladiator.

>>80137694
>I'm basically a 50 year old stuck in a 20 year old body
What's your favourite movie?

some football movie named remember the titans or some shit

muh niggers is all it was

>>80137631
>>80137692
we also had a game where we had a hat with all the names of the pupils of the class. Everyone had to pull out a name and write something about the person, the teacher then read them out loud.
50% of them were bullshit that ended with our teaching reading out "To hell with Flanders" over and over again. We thought we were geniuses back then...

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>>80137261
man i forgot how awesome the last before before christmas/spring/summer break was in school

>>80137812
Call me a pleb, but my favourite movie will always be The Raid Redemption.
Its martial arts kino of the highest caliber.

>>80137777
Can't let these digits go unchecked

COME

OOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE

I'd fuck Lynda

>>80137519
I don't really see it. Watching a movie about Jap warcrimes with a Jap exchange student would be awkward as fuck, because those cunts pretend they didn't do anything. But in Germany they make a point to teach their kids about all that stuff, because they know that that's how you stop people from making the same mistake of looking the other way. Schindler's List shouldn't be anything new to them.

>>80137849
>tfw 2 whole months? That is like forever!

jdimsa

>>80137849
>dat bus ride home where everyone is happy

>>80137874
Nothing wrong with that, anon. Van Helsing is in my top 10
But what would be your favourite non-cheesy movie?

>>80137438
>Hip Hip Hora!

Vad är du, tolv?

>>80137874

fucking pleb

>>80137922
>Van Helsing
not that guy but Van Helsing is somewhat special because it was the very first DVD format movie I rented

Fucking Forrest Gump or American History X, almost without fail. Two exceptions were 12 Angry Men in law class and Monty Python's Holy Grail for history.

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>>80137990
>and Monty Python's Holy Grail for history.
>12 Angry Men for law class, not My Cousin Vinny

>>80137839
Kutas.
The name of the game.
You are just supposed to say/shout the obscene word (in this case "kutas" - really vulgar for penis) louder than the other "player".
Usually ended up with someone standing up, and yelling it at the top of the lungs in front of everyone.

>>80136957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uwarhzl76D8

>>80136957
>Hocus Pocus

every Halloween week forever

>>80137922
Thats honestly a really difficult question.
There are a couple of movies i enjoy quite alot, Silence of the Lambs and The Deer Hunter are some that i rewatched recently so they're probably at the top of the list at the moment.
Then again i dont actually watch alot of movies and when i do, its usually more silly stuff, Goldmember, naked gun, REC, Evil Dead, shit like that.
Got some good stuff on my HDD that i havent watched yet though.

I once had a teacher who was in his final year before retirement. He showed us Bad Boys II saying it involved "race relations" and that I Am Sam was a documentary about Sean Penn.

>>80138188
>saying it involved "race relations"

I mean, it did have them break up a klan rally... That's race relations, right?

>>80137515
What kind of cuck school did you go to? The narrative we learned when being taught about the slave trade was how America is evil and we were better than them. Pretty weird actually

>>80138380
I'd assume he's from a country that also traded in slaves.

It's quite ridiculous how many Brits/French/whatever people think it was only Americans who had the chance to get rich or benefit from slave-labour.

>>80138628

Brits had fleets to stop it

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>>80137513
>the teacher tries to pause before it but ends up pausing on the titty frame

Roots so we can all call the only black kid kunta kinte for a week

Donald Duck in Mathmagic Land
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_ZHsk0-eF0

>>80138771
After they finally abolished it, yeah... Before that there were plenty of British families who made their fortunes in slaves or plantations.

It's like saying Americans are against slavery now. No shit.

>>80136957
the version of romeo and Juliette with the 16 year olds tits

>>80137519
Dont worry the germans were probably used to it.
Out of the 8 years history class i had about 6 were just holocaust guilt trip.

Sister Act 2

>>80138968
or alternatively that old Macbeth with random shota dick in it.

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>>80136957
Space Jam for the 50th time.

>>80138977
>tfw german
>tfw only talked about the holocaust for one or two lessons in 12 years of school
I dont know how they did it, but they did.

The Goonies. Every single time. I must have seen The Goonies up to 100 times, all in class. The kiss in the cave always gave me a boner.

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>>80136957
>Signs if we're in RE.
>mfw they let us watch Braveheart when we did the Scottish war for independance.
>mfw the history teacher also let us watch the patriot

I get the feeling based Mel supplied the ciriculum.

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>Teacher accidentally leaves in her Sex tape and presses Play

Wew, that made for an awkward semester

>>80138953

well there has always been a problem with inbreed aristocrats

you can't go into a working class school and say you are evil because old money in a different region did something

they were avoiding the law in the first place even back then

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>>80136957
>*teacher rolls this into class*
I can remember this happening a couple times but it was almost always projectors and dvd players. In high school the teacher would just use the built in projector and their itunes account.

>>80136957
Nature documentary from the 1980's

>>80139480
t. faggot born in 1997

>>80136957
men in black.

>>80139321
>inbreed aristocrats

If anything it was upstart shipping families that made mad dosh, anon. Only the more desperate/low-level aristocrats would sully their names by going into something as common as shipping to procure funds.

>they were avoiding the law in the first place

Not prior to 1807 they weren't. We're not talking about bringing slaves back to work on your farm in England, we're talking about buying and selling them to make money or using your money to buy a plantation somewhere and using them there.

If you're a Brit then you and your ancestors benefited from the slave trade and every other shitty thing the British Empire did, because the money the British families made from selling slaves to foreigners were then spent in Britain and made it the powerhouse that it became. Should you feel everyday dread for what your ancestors were a part of? Of course not. But you shouldn't close your eyes to it and how your life has benefited from it.

Trying to make up this story that it's only the evil Americans who are to blame for the slave trade is fucking retarded. Plenty of European countries benefited from it. They just didn't lose the hot-potato-game of being one of the last ones to abolish it.

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>>80137901
>>80137909

>>80139666
I was born in 1998 gramps

Anyone notice how there are two sets of threads? If you use the board's traditional page to view threads individually there are threads about film discussion and directors but if you just use the catalog there are nothing but meme threads and dumb frog posters.

>>80139480
>last year/s of school
>half the classrooms get those smart-boards with projectors installed
>none of the teachers know how to use them so just use them as a regular whiteboard except for that one time of the semester when they try to make it work

I'm sure those things cost the school tens of thousands as well. Such a fucking waste.

Saw Stand and Deliver like 5 times throughout my school.

Early on the played the Land Before Time alot.

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>>80139765
exactly

U ALREADY KNO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a730vEbqpSo

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>>80139765
>mfw you're old enough to post here

>>80137620
unironically one of my favourite movies.

Gattaca.

>>80139972
As far as my nostalgia's concerned, mine too, anon. Mine too

>>80139743

they were avoiding the law, they had to start enforcing it and they would end up dumping "cargo"

I know it wasn't just america, It was a world wide trade and people would buy slaves from other tribes as was the custom at the time


you still can't just go to other regions in the uk and tell them 2% of one particular region in america owned slaves by a few rich families in the uk and colonists who could afford a fleets or ships

you can tell people slavery is bad, you can't make them feel guilty for something they didn't do or had zero control, Its not like the common man even had a vote back then

>>80140102
>they were avoiding the law, they had to start enforcing it and they would end up dumping "cargo"

Oh god I've actually been discussing something with someone who just finished watching Taboo and thinks it showed the extent of the british slave trade.

>>80140411

you have no arguments, Just that I apparently watched a movie

I could give you a history lesson on the laws but you will come back with some smug retort

I have never seen taboo but if they covered at least some of those topics, good.

>>80136957
In AP biology we watched a lot of videos because it was like a dozen people, all of whom had already passed the credit exam the year before, and the teacher mostly used the time for grading, lesson plans, etc.

One of these videos was about some guy who was hanging in the Amazon and a fish swam up his urethra and expanded some barbed frills or some shit and it took a team of doctors to extract it.

That's the most immediate memory that is elicited by that image

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>>80136957
Cool Runnings

>>80137189
Motherfuckin this. Any half day in Highschool teachers would play this shit

>>80136957
Only the finest piece of classroomkino ever committed to VHS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fKBhvDjuy0

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>>80140795
why did they even have half days? That was pandemonium, nobody did any learning, teachers bitched about it, most everyone with a car or other transportation left after attendance. I know that high school is mostly a way to keep kids off the street while their parents are at work and such, but why not set kids to work or something, instead of setting them loose on the world for four hours?

>>80136957
>go to class
>see tv and vcr set up front
>awww yea, no work this period
>not a minute later someone wheels it out

I can't be the only one

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>>80140984
>it was the class before that got to watch something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imP2MZxoM-s

I remember there was a part where one of the red blood cells was dying and it was weirdly sad, with all the younger blood cells not wanting him to go to whatever organ it was he was headed to to be re-assimilated.

>>80136957
Happy Gilmore, every class.

Fucking BRAIN BLAST this is all rushing back at once.

Schindler's list was pretty good but why did I have to see it 30 times? Who thought it was acceptable to play the Normandy scene from Saving Private Ryan in front of a bunch of 13-year-Olds? What justification was there for making us watch that scene from Enemy at the Gates where the guy is sniping German officers instead of the Stalingrad scene? Was Apocalypse Now the best way to explain the horrors of Vietnam to teenagers? Why did my education feature so many war movies?

American public schools, eh

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>>80137189

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>>80137586

>>80137604
>oldboy
Korean or American? And did you ever read the manga?

>>80137261
>>80136957

dude that last day before break movie watching was the best shit.

nobody would really pay attention and suddently its 3:00 and school is over until january

i miss those feels

>>80141536
since the Spike version is from 2013, it seems likely that he would be talking about the Korean one. And the Manga was probably not part of the assigned reading

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>>80136957
MFW the teacher accidentally showed us the director's cut version of Spiderman

We always had to watch the Cuba Gooding Jr. retard movie Radio. Once on a free day some students brought back two tapes we voted for: Fellowship of the Ring and You've Got Mail. The class was full of Stacies. Guess which one we watched.
>>80141797
Do you think Raimi went too far with the Bar Mitzvah shooting scene? Who thought it was a good idea to show that to 12 year olds?

Freedom writers or whatever it is called with Hillary Swank and once Frankenstein the one with DeNiro.

>>80137189
I've had to put that on for so many classes at the high schools I sub at.

Fucking 'Remember The Titans' I got so tired of watching it over and over. I guess they thought Vegas had race issues or something..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uwarhzl76D8

True Kino

ours was on laserdisc

If it ain't bill, it will be an even older shit childrens doc from the 70s.

>>80136957
Glory

>>80136957
Shrek 2.

Every fucking time. Fuck you Ms. Weiner you cheap cunt.

>>80137381
There is so much nostalgia and good memories about VHS, but it truly was entirely inferior to DVD. I wonder if Gen Z'ers will feel the same nostalgia for DVD's?

>>80136957
>Latin Class
I Claudius

>History Class
Pearl Harbor

>Whichever other class
Dances with Wolves

Mfw people randomly kept saying Tatanka throughout my whole 6 years of secondary school. It stills pops up in my head sometimes.

>>80139480
The kids need to leave.

>>80136957
the magic schoolbus

Shrek

About 30 times through 6 years of high school

>>80142600
>latin class

Lmfao what kind of worthless school did you go to?

>BILL
BILL
>BILL
BILL
>BILL
BILL

>>80142709
Latin is still taught at a lot of private schools here in blighty.

>>80136957
Pagemaster

I legitimately do not recall a single movie I saw while in school.

>>80142709
It was fairly normal here to get ancient greek and latin here on the highest educational level of secondary school. I'm not sure if it still is nowadays.

>>80142766
>private school

How to spot a virgin 101

>>80139666
my school still had those ancient ass projectors from the 60's.

terveisen b.1997

>>80142995
m8 i'm state educated. Just because i'm poorfag doesn't mean i'm ignorant to the way others are taught you flamboyant retard.

>>80143073
>state educated

How to stop a poorfag 101

>>80137436
shown at least 15 times in my AP Physics '''''''''class'''''''''''

>>80143114
See now you don't even know what you're talking about. It's time to stop posting before you start merely pretending.

>Glory

Fuck yes.

>>80142995
>implying private school boys didn't get ass by the truckload

Time bandits

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>The Patriot (any history class)
>Planet Earth (Biology)
>Fantastic Voyage (based anatomy teacher)
>Aliens (based debate coach)

>>80136957
>high school lit
>adv placement
>teacher was patrician af and sneered down her anglophile nose at all the future imbecilic plebs that were being churned out of the public school system
>read Macbeth as part of compulsory high school reading
>we blaze through it immediately and she insists we watch Polanski
>everybody is mildly amused but generally bored
>tries again with Scotland, PA
>a few laughs but still not getting it
>her patience runs out
>pulls up projector
>THRONE OF BLOOD nygguh
>takes us 3 days to watch
>arrow scene has us falling off our desks
>movie ends
>"So an entertaining take on Macbeth from our Japanese friends, any questions? No? Fine, on to Henry IV."

>>80136957
>movie

We're watching an hour of John Green videos.

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>>80136957
Only catholic school survivors will understand

>>80136957
My third grade teacher got fired for showing our class Thr Exorcist on Halloween.
Not specifically because it was scary perse but because of the scene where she jams a cross in her cunt.
RIP in peace Mr. Maskew

>>80143161
Lol you a lil scary ass nigga

>>80143193
Shut up Holden, we both know you've never fucked a woman.

>>80143451
Who was talking about woman ass?

There was always a bumboy around for those cold nights.

>>80143277
I was going to post something similar. But, I went to a protestant school (catholics are heretic pagans btw)

>>80143500
LMAO

>guys fucking guys
>not virgins

You're only not a virgin if you've fucked the opposite sex.

>>80143417
I'm not even getting started... Kid.

We watched Full Metal Jacket so many fucking times in ROTC. Fuck me.

>>80136957

Creature Comforts

fucking kill me.

>>80143265

>Throne of Blood
Fucking kino

The closest we got was watching Roshamon in a discussion about unreliable narrators in English class

>>80143547
Lol you a lil Reddit ass nigga.

>>80136957
>"This rocket could fly far enough to reach another county!"
>"Well it could at least hop a pretty sizeable wall or demilitarized zone"
>"You could totally nail a few kikes with this, get Palestine on the phone."

>>80138160
Hallå där

>>80143536
Oh yes, because people fucking eachother in the ass are certainly innocent creatures filled with god's grace.

>>80143595
> reddit.

Only someone from reddit would use that as an insult.

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>>80143597
oh shit, forgot pic

>>80143630
lmao, typical reddit reply

>>80143630
>le projecting meme

>>80143667
>>80143669
> I was merely pretending.

See what did I fucking say you idiotic cunts.

>>80137007
entire 10th grade class watches this in the auditorium at my high school
interesting day

>>80136957
Romeo and Juliette's titties.

>>80136957
Gattaca

The first 48 minutes of Chicken Run

again
and again
and again and again
and again and again and again

>>80137139
This. Fucking every time. I hate finding Nemo now.

We did watch doctor strangelove once.

>>80143793
THIS

holy shit anon

it took me a second to get the whole 48 min part but wow

so accurate

>>80136957
In high school it was always "Finding Nemo" fucking hated it.
Middle School was almost worse, The Holy Grail

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>>80136957

"Do It for Johnny!"

>>80143793
>>80143777
>>80137007
>>80137271
>>80137449

>>80138943
this is so fucking cool
the best was when we didnt know what she was going to play
and then.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiZT1bdGllM

>>80143777
>Be me in high school
>Be in AP Bio in 11th grade
>2 other people in my class
>That month when seniors are gone, and you've already taken the AP test
>Teacher played Gattaca and Nova episodes for 4 weeks

I went to a private school for a few years. We didn't have the roll in cart with a television on it, but we watched Dog Day Afternoon.

Round the Twist

GATTACA

Romeo + Juliet

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>>80140884
4:39
>something deep within you recalls that the girl you sat across from was a Virgo....
H-hold m-me...

>>80140943
minimum classroom hours for students and teachers have to work x hours per school year.

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>>80144149
>watch Romeo+Juliet during the first lesson one day
>spend rest of day thinking in couplets when trying to write things

That movie just fucked with my head, man.

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>Mel Gibson plays that guy with the scarred face
https://youtu.be/dLYI77PYGjQ

>>80144149
>drama teacher
>shows us some version of romeo and juliet
>pauses and warns us about boob coming up
>gets a fucking complaint from a fat girl
>fatty tattles her bovine cud chewing mouth off to her mother and assistant principal
>teacher reprimanded and local news story about it
what the fuck, it's a boob, we're 13, it's not weird
But the teacher was crazy. She printed off conspiracy things from the internet and read them to us, all the ways that "nine eleven" connected together

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>>80144333
Pretty kino.

I remember being shown this by my history teacher in 9th grade: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083316/

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https://youtu.be/3l8DHoy0PUw

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>>80137513
>tfw our teacher played the baz luhrmann version

Help me /tv/ I am a high school chemistry teacher that wants to do as little work as possible. What movie would /tv/ recommend to show my students? Has to be science related or adjacent

I remember watching The Witches, shit scared me for years.

We would usually watch Floris (Dutch tv show directed by Paul Verhoeven and starring Rutger Hauer)
Pretty comfy

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>>80136957
Obvious, ya faggots. LoTF.

>>80144129
>>80144545
It's science related and you can appease the marxist dykes in charge by saying it explores discrimination but everyone will know Vincent is the exception not the rule.

>>80144545
Cosmos. It's not chemistry per se but if your teacher is into science communication in the slightest, there is only one choice.

It's that or youtube videos of caesium + water.

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Surprised no one has mentioned this one. I must have watched it at least 10 times during my high school days.

>>80144545
GATTACA, GATTACA, GATTACA!

>>80144705
I am the marxist in this scenario

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>>80144872
I should have known, you're probably a woman too

>>80145063
That I am not. I teach chemistry, not biology.

That Justin Timberlake one about time being money

>>80143500
read a fucking book

Almost always Bill Nye.

>>80143277
I went to catholic school and we never watched those.

I did all the time at home though. I think I've seen the St. Nicholas one 15 times now.

>You crush one Christian, and ten others rise to take his place!

>>80144766
why would they ever play this in a highschool?

>>80145439
Edification.

>>80136957
News about the 9/11 attacks.

>>80136957
the day after tomorrow.

i must have seen that shit 6 times in high school.

Dangerous Liaisons with young Uma Thurman's delicious tits for our French class.
And Dr. Strangelove in History class.

Ken Burns or some other PBS doc

>>80138072
>12 Angry Men for law class, not My Cousin Vinny
this. my cousin vinny is a god-tier courtroom movie.

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>>80136957
>screams internally

>>80136957
ghandi
the voyage of the mimi

>>80136957
That made-for-tv version of the Odyssey. Either that or Lord of the Flies, that's all I remember us watching.

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>>80136957

bee movie

no joke. Any movie seen inside of a classroom is made so much better.

>>80145925
>Denzel gets cucked
Mercy mercy me, things ain't what they
uuused to be

>My Friend Martin

Really fell into the Great Man lie, the NAACP existed without Luther King Jr and I doubt him not being assassinated would lead to people treating Mexicans like slaves and blacks being segregated in the 90s.

im a substitute teacher and i get paid 100 bucks a day to just show movies all day

>>80136957
maybe a bootleg vhs movie

>>80145922
Even people actually practising law praises its portrayal.

12 Angry Men on the other hand gives a terrible view of the juror system, where they do a whole bunch of shit they wouldn't be allowed to do and which would have resulted in a mistrial. It's a good movie, but not for fucking law class.

>>80137023
This takes me back to 1980s highschool. It was either Nova (I still watch their stuff, quite good) or 'Nature of Things.'

Or 'Hinterland Who's Who'. (Canucks will recognize the flute music used in these productions):

https://youtu.be/Dg-r-S0fIkA

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I saw this THREE times in school. My teachers love this movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-zHPJCVYko

>>80146150
I want you to know I leave fucking labs and lots of work for my subs. Fuck you and get a real job. AND QUIT STEALING MY PENS WHEN IM GONE

War of the worlds

Lord of the flies

>>80146403
it's not me it's your fucking students because you leave them busy work and they need something to write with

>>80146392
>tfw you learn that this movie was actually extremely exploitative and the nonwhite actors were paid dirt for their performances

>>80146595
Were they paid in Coke bottles?

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>>80136957
White Fang

>>80137891

When will Jews watch movies about everything they have done in the countries that they have lived over time, as well as they new country?

Michael Collins, every fucking time.

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>>80146885
>that Alan Rickman as de Valera

>>80146392
Geez that takes me back. The Benny Hill-like film speed ups, clicking noises for language, white chick in a bathrobe who starts her smoking polluting car to drive 50' to the end of her driveway just to mail a letter. Kek!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uwarhzl76D8

>>80147030
absolute fucking rat like

big mick did literally nothing wrong

remember the titans or october sky

every single time

>>80136957
Dead Poets Society

>>80137091
this is the correct answer

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it was about a nigger jew who ends up dating a white woman

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Mid 2000 I was in 10th grade. Before 2nd period a teacher pulled me aside, said I need to follow him to the office. I had no idea what it was about but I could tell by his tone I wasn't in trouble. We went past the office into the staff room, inside I saw the TV cart (with a new DVD player), popcorn, pizza, ice cream, a few other kids. The teacher told us we all had a perfect attendance record and this was our reward. He popped a DVD copy of The Matrix in the player and left. Before he closed the door he said "don't tell nobody". Damn that was a cool day.

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>inertia is a property of matter
BILL
>NYE
THE
>SCIENCE GUY

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>>80147143
Oh well... Maybe I'll see you at bingo sometime.

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>>80136957
>Teacher lets the class vote on what movie to watch
>Monty Python's Holy Grail wins

>>80143956
true kino right here

>>80147595
Is this supposed to be a gilf anon?

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2nd time around we just asked him not to play any movie.

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>>80136957
>257 Replies

Proof that good pasta never dies.
Also proof that this site is now officially full of newfags that have come here from more mainstream PC site.

No wonder you hear an SJW screaming out "Go back to /pol/" every other minute when something non-PC is said now a days.

>>80121129
>>80121259
>>80126143

>>80136957
"Bill Nye the Science Guy!"

>>80137654
This. Watching her tits on the projector totally made up for the amount of bullshit and essays we had to do in English

Apollo 13

>>80137513

That happened in high school. The teacher didn't realize the full amount of nudity.

>>80136957
Glory of course.

>>80137513
>teacher tries to cover projector with book during nipple scene
>uncovers just as the nipple is shown
>everyone in the room goes AAAAAAAAAHHHH and laughs

Miss those times

Walkabout.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fdqwbs8uKwQ

>>80149040
I didn't see it in school, but I think watching Walkabout and The Blue Lagoon at a young age probably had the most impact on me, out of any movies. They were so different from everything else that was shown on tv, either in the subjects or the style.

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>>80136957
>>80136957 (OP)
>the squeaking wheels stop as the teacher looks down at his smiling class.
>ok kids, we'll be watching.... [INSERT JEWISH PROPAGANDA] !
>the class cheers

they don't even hide it anymore.

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We watched this in 5th grade on one the class parties. The teacher was a nig.

>>80150042
>calling the man who let you watch Blade a nig

Motherfucker! Are you out of your damn mind?

Cool Runnings

If you don't like that movie you can go fuck yourself.

The Outsiders or Rumble Fish

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>>80137513
>tfw 9th grade teacher didn't give a shit about the nudity

Seeing tits in class was one of those beautiful feelings that I'm afraid I will never recapture.

>>80150121
It was a woman but I gotta admit she was pretty cool.

JUST

>>80150458
They showed us The Mummy on the last day before summer as well.

faggots

My 9th grade shop teacher put on Ghost with Patrick Swayze twice in the same year. He was old and kinda surly, and the class was all boys so it was a head scratcher for me. Maybe it was the only tape he had.

>>80137040
Fuck same, had the laziest science teacher ever. We probably watched a whole season of Mythbusters over lower secondary science

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>>80148888

>>80138943
I remember that one, sort of.

Remember the Titans, every time

I love football, and Gosling is my favorite actor unironically, but i got so tired of this movie so quick , and still had 30~ viewings to go

>>80137513
You're lucky. We got "West Side Story" instead.

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I took a """forensics""" class where the teacher just played CSI episodes on Mondays and Fridays. She would record them on VHS and FF through the commercials too. This was around 2008...

>>80143521
How does it feel to know that your entire religion was invented so that a fat dude could divorce his wife?

>>80136957
Saving Private Ryan. We watched it for Rememberance Day (Canadian veterans day) and we had to get forms filled out for our parents to allow us to view it. Good times.

>>80150950
Did they teach you guys how to zoom in and enhance the VHS picture into Bluray quality?

>>80151200
How does it feel to know that your entire religion was invented so that a fat dude could sit on a golden throne as "the voice of God on Earth"?

We watched Star Trek TNG in HS physics class when my teacher didn't give a shit... which was a lot.

>teacher shows the movie adaptation of whatever we were supposed to read
>puts questions on the test with answers the are right in the flick, but wrong in the book

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>>80148504
This guy gets it, and this should have been /thread

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>>80136957

>>80137091
Obligatory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8KoOvsEd_4

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>>80136957

>>80136957
triumph of the will

>>80136957
>it's a Remember the Titans episode
>it's a Gattaca episode
>it's a Troy episode
>it's a Forrest Gump episode

>>80136957

On top of my head

American History X
Forrest Gump
Prince of Egypt
Bruce Almighty
My big fat greek wedding
Cool runnings
The Decameron
Clash of the Titans
Goodbye Mr. Chips
Troy
Asterix & Obelix
Misery
Lord of the Flies
Bewitched
2012
Fantasia 2000
A beautiful mind

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>>80136957
dunno what that is but we had these when I was in school. we watched NFB (national film board) reels.

example: https://youtu.be/afs_A_Lz2w4

Fern Gully for some reason. They made us watch that piece of shit like 5 times

>>80136957
In the southwestern U.S.A. circa the early 00's-
>any and every Michael Moore documentary

My history teacher in 8th grade liked playing the Mel Gibson Kino The patriot, we must have watched it at least thrice in a year.

>>80137139

Finding Nemo ... ¡en español!

>>80154143
also my high school psych teacher let us watch cool movies like a beautiful mind, one flew over the cookoos nest, eternal sunshine, etc. he got fired for having an affair with the TA. she had huge tits.

>>80154202
she was also old as hell

>>80136957
remember the titans for the 8th time

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>>80136957
> teacher rolls this into class
> yfw you get picked to advance the film strip
> *BEEP*

>>80136957
Gattaca

>>80136957
Rocky 4 once a week or a year

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>movie time with older 8th grade carepartners (each student in younger class is assigned partners with older students)
>milf 8th grade teacher puts in the halloween tree

such a good movie

>>80136957
Literally enemy at the gates

Dumb fucking movie though, only the first 15 minutes had substance

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>government teacher let us watch My cousin Vinny
>told us to pretend to take notes to make it look like we were doing something of value if one of the principals walked in

>>80142709
jesus kys

We watched Troy and Gladiator in or literature class

October Sky for ever and ever and ever and ever

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>>80157033
That's sweet, did you get to see the extended cuts of either of them?
I really like most historical films, dramas, epics, whatever it is as long as it's set in some period other than the present.
I'd've enjoyed it so much had any of my teachers let us see any in our classes.
School was such an awful experience altogether.
>tfw no teachers to let us see historicalporn