Do you think Tarzan was a virgin before he met Jane or was he

>>80133272

Did you know Tarzan taught himself how to read and shave?

It's why he has no beard.

>>80133272
He probably just nuke'd some pineapple and put his dick in it.

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that's kind of a good question actually

>>80133272
Probably fucked Turk at least once

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>>80133272
Actually OP, the Tarzan story is an origin story of how Aids got transmitted onto human.
>tarzan fucks gorilla
>gets AIDS
>fucks jane
>she gets AIDS
>she cheats on him multiple times
>it spreads further

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>>80133387

>>80133272
I'm more baffled at the fact that he could wrestle an enraged alpha gorilla into submission

>>80133272
>prime gorilla pussy

its 2017, you cannot refer to African women this way.

>>80133459
did we ever find out what Kerchak's tax policy was? bothered the shit out of me as a kid

>>80133573
Ten percent of all bananas harvested. Compound banana interest

>>80133618
Bananas don't seem like a good idea for a currency.

What if other gorillas secretly have banana trees to make money out of thin air?
What if bananas turn bad? Money gone just like that?
Where is the Banana bank located and how do they secure the bananas?

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>>80133272
>"No eye-contact" eye-contact
Kek
Funfact:
Tarzan and Jane were animated separately in two different studios on two different continents, Tarzan in Paris and Jane in California

>>80133272
Anon, I...

>>80133698
Why?

Sounds like a pain in the ass

>>80133742
That's what Turk said

>>80133664
They wouldn't do that, since the limited scale of gorilla economy means that any increase in the monetary base that does not correspond to an actual economic growth results in crippling inflation.
The bananas spoiling actually encourages consumption over savings, which keeps the economy rolling.
There is no national banana bank, since bananas are not a fiat currency and there are no exchanges with economies that don't use bananas as a currency, making (together with the inherently volatile nature of bananas) a banana reserve kinda pointless

>>80133742
Paris studio had better artists

>>80133780
FUCKIN KEKKED

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>>80133537

You're trying way too hard