>600 word essay due in 2 weeks >can't stop binge watching

>>80131637
>600 words
are you in middle school or something?

>50 word essay due in 30 years
>can't stop watching Firefly

>>80131637
Isn't one single-spaced page 500?

Nigger, I could pull 600 words out of my ass on any topic right now.
That's like a page.

what's that hairstyle called?

>>80131815
The busyboy.

>>80131815
XBAHKS style my hair!

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BITCH

>>80131637
Wait til you get to the last season and realize the show is bad.

>>80131815
The "Stupid Haircut"

>>80131805
Give me 600 words on external romanization during the principate. Now.

If you marathon it RIGHT NOW it should not take longer than a week to finish Breaking Bad

This gives you a week of free time to do an essay that should take you an hour to do.

how is everyone here so new?

>>80131815
I would like to have his haircut and I'm not even being sarcastic

>2 page thesis due for my doctorate's degree in 2 years

This is fucking bullshit. How do colleges expect anybody to have this much time?

>>80134369
To be fair, 600 pages is probably a lot for someone at an American college.

>>80131637
mods ban him for either being in middle school or a moron

>>80131637
>5000 word essay due in 1 week
What you bitching about kid?

>>80134369
>wonders why everybody on reddit: the board is a newfag

Gee a toughy...

>250 words due next semester
literal slavery

I'm in a regular college in europe and they ask us to make 3x 2500words at least "essay" per week. I only have the time to work and browse /tv/ while eating.

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>Falling for the short essay copy pasta and bragging about how long your own assignments are

>>80134429
600 pages is a lot for JK Rowling you inbred shit

>>80131787
Is that with a font size of 11? I generally get more than that with about 650.

>in college/uni
>writing essays

>>80135191
>uni arbitrarily decides that bachelor students have to write a 5k word essay while doing their bachelors project to even be able to hand in their project
Wish I had never gone to this piece of shit uni.

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>4 word banepost due tomorrow
>can't stop writing essays about the role of aesthetics in new technologies

>>80134691
I honestly can't tell if everyone is being intentionally obtuse to be funny or if they legitimately don't recognize the maymay.

>>80135354
>mfw being to acute to recognize the aforementioned meme

>>80131761
Remember, /tv/ is reddit, reddit is underaged.

>>80134429
It's an extremely old meme you dip.

my abstract was literally 600 words you cunt

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>a 200 word essay due next week
>only took me 3 days to write the first 150 words

>50 word discussion topic due on Friday
>can't stop watching Rick and Morty

>>80131761
It's probably aaron paul in community college because he has no career