just watched all of the resident evil films wow. what an incoherent

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>"haha dude they're just braindead action flicks turn your brain off and enjoy the action"
People said this to me, and then I watched them, and then there wasn't any actual action, it was all terribly choreographed, choppily edited, vomit-inducing crap.

Why make action movies where you can barely see what's going on? There was a segment in the latest movie where there were 35 cuts in a 30 second action scene. It gave me nausea.

>>80130130

Yeah I dont get how people defend them as action movies

The action is laughably shit

These films especially come across as movies where everyone involved hates the audience and has nothing but contempt for them

These are garbage movies but they're really good for background noise when you want to concentrate on something.

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>>80130032
>hey look, mila has superpowers now!
aaand they're gone.
>hey look, they're a hundred mila clones now!
aaand they're gone.

incoherent is a fucking understatement.

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>>80130032
I fucking hate Paul W.S. Anderson so much.
>tfw James Cameron and Ridley Scott will now never make Alien 5 because Fox were more interested in Paul's Alien vs. Predator script
>tfw George A. Romero will now never made a Resident Evil movie because Sony hated his script and went with Paul's script

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>YOURE ALL GOING TO DIE DOWN HERE!

*they dont*

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>>80131240
>YOURE ALL GOING TO DIE DOWN HERE!
>they do
15 years later that little bitch finally delivered

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>>80130032
>every action scene is shot in the dark
>lots of shaky cam
>cut every 0.5secs

one crew member died for this garbage while a stuntwomen lost an arm and had her fucking face degloved.

>>80131962
Jesus Christ

>>80131962
Don't forget about that qt skier who died doing promo stuff for that shitty ubisoft snowboarding game.

>>80130032
>"the plot doesnt matter its just to set up the action"
But the action sucks as well!
You can say that about a movie like The Raid or John Wick, but not about movies like Taken or RE.