ITT: Countries that hasn't produced a single kino for their

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imagine being OP right now.

>>80126945
are you 8 or something?

>>80126973
you possibly are. The Wrong Trousers is actually one of the best films ever made. Not only is it loved by many directors
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/7-things-we-learned-from-tarantino-boyle-inarritu-o-russell-and-scott-roundtable-a6799216.html
It also won an Oscar for best short film, along with being in imdb's top films before all the plebs flooded the site

Ealing Comedies
Ken Loach
Alfred Hitchcock
Lindsay Anderson
Richard Attenborough
Laurence Olivier

>>80126900
Lol, the UK produced ALL NINE Harry Potter movies. That's over nineteen hours of top quality filmmaking.

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>>80127031
>>80126973
fukken rekt

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>>80126973
Kill yourself.

>>80126973
you stupid cunt

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>>80126900
>Countries that hasn't
OP retardation confirmed.

>>80127116
where does this amy adams come from

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>>80127277
Night At The Museum

>>80126900
>United Kingdom
>a country

Kes

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>>80126900
>he hasn't seen Kes

>>80127445
>>80127470
ahahahsssahahaaahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>80126900
David Lean.

>>80126900
>countries that hasnt

whut

trainspotting
sexy beast

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imagine being OP right now

>>80126900

cine or kino?

>>80126900
what is Atonement?

kill the Anglocuck

>>80126900

Never watch Watership Down or Plague Dogs. They're too good for you.

>>80126973
Fucking faggot GTFO

>A Bridge Too Far
>The Bridge on the River Kwai
>Zulu

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>>80128195
GIVE ME YOUR BLOOD ARYAN SCUM.

>>80127301
More Amy please

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All artsy, boring, shitty bullcrap with no creativity or attempt.

Britain is one of the big dogs in the film making industry though

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>>80126900
easily one of the GOATs of cinema.

>>80126900
mental retardation, BONGLAND movies surpass almost all movies

>>80127385
It's a diplomatic union controlled by a centralised government, with a Royal Head of State (who is Head of State of 15 countries).

>>80127068

> Harry Potter

> Quality anything

Fuck off nerd before I give you a wedgie.

>>80128329
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1139797/

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>>80126900
DANCING IN THE MOONLIGHT

EVERYBODY'S FEELING WARM AND BRIGHT IT'S SUCH A

FINE AND NATURAL SIGHT

EVERYBODY

>>80126945
OP quite literally necking himself in this very moment!!

>>80127068
"No!"

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>>80128329
lmao at this pleb

>>80128329

>girl with the dragon tattoo
>kopps
>snabba cash
>en man som heter ove
>arn
>roverdottir

you know that trope that americans have beaten to death where you play a game with the devil for your soul? swedes invented that you fucking pleb

as for op. you are even more of a gigantic faggot

how about the james bond franchise. all the great sean connery movies alone carries the brits way ahead of the trash that comes out of america every year

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>>80126945
What was his fucking problem?

>>80126900
8 out of 10 cats meets countdown is pure kino

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>>80128513
this tbqhwyf

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>>80126900
u pleb

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>>80127301
>that outfit

My dick is diamonds

>>80126945
FPBP

>>80128539
>spreading shit on herself
The city of the UK

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plebs OUT

Children of Men

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>>80126900

>>80128615
shit

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>>80128574
shut up fag rachel is C U T E

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>>80127470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfHgW3HMx4U

>>80126945
Breaking News. OP confirmed actually dead.

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>>80126900
What FUCKER said that?

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real talk, the country that killed films

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>>80128858
THE FUCKER WILL RUE THE DAY

>>80128935
...is currently the country producing the most films and highest grossing films that the rest of the world is interested in
>Nah they bad because I SAY SO

No.

>>80128971
"You've got antifreeze!"
"Bloody fool, you should never mix your drinks!"

>>80129027
>they are good because they are plentiful and make a lot of money

oh

>>80126973
>He doesn't appreciate stopmotionkino

F A G G O T
A
G
G
O
T

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>>80126900
>>80126973

>OP got Anglo'd

The Balkans + Slovenia and Hungary

That's in Europe for all my American friends

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>He hasn't seen Scum (1979)

>>80129027
>highest grossing films

I bet you're excited for memes of the galaxy 2 aren't you you fucking pleb. Disgusting

Harold and Maude
Withnail and I
Submarine

>>80126945
>>80126973
Kek

teafags BTFO

>>80127301
Bless you

>>80129225
Cheeky cocksucker

>>80129116
>>80129237
>I hold a contrarian opinion therefore I am superior

>>80128544
ALLO AVI

>>80129291
>i assume incorrect things on the internet

>>80129291
>this is my first day on 4chan

>>80129225
cunt

>>80129225
Ass

>>80128154

Um this.

OP is retarded

>>80127039
Hitchcock and Ealing are the only truly kino ones.

The rest are either arty Edgelords, Livvie actor directors, or TV directors.

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OP you fucking idiot

>>80129225
dullest comment

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>>80126973
Sorry, but it looks like the scepter'd isle has won again

>>80129225
haha, kys

>>80128487
>girl with the dragon tattoo
>snabba cash
>en man som heter ove
>arn

keffa filmer. nacka dig själv

>>80126900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZabjNlrOEo&t=7s

>>80126900
Kill-List by Ben Wheatley

Withnail and I
Brazil
Threads
Secrets and Lies
The Wicker Man

>>80126973
kys

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>>80129225
>>80129285
>>80129416
>>80129465
>>80129551
>>80129574
Don't worry lads, I fixed it.
Nothing Windex can't handle.

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>>80129172
>Hungary

>implying Dredd wasn't kino

Was literally made in Bongland just with Hollywood cash. Fuck loads of films are these days.

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lots gr8(britain) films in this thread but if you don't think this is kino you are trying way too hard to be contrarian

>>80127445
>>80127470
This. Kes is true finding yourself kino.

>>80128544
>>80129528
snatch and barrels are amazing films but they're not kino

>>80129751

Snatch isn't kino

Barrels is the definition of kino. It kick started an entire genre on its own

>>80129719
https://vimeo.com/93737449 this scene alone is more kino than 99% of american films

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>>80126973
delet

>>80129225
wew

>>80129815
okay i take that back very true i agree with you desu

>>80129225
bravo

>>80128697
YOURE TALKING SHIT PLAY A RECORD

>>80129225
ayy

>>80129172

Zorba the Greek, Dogtooth, Before the Rain, Battle of Neretva, No Man's Land...

Don't be a pleb, educate yourself

>>80129719
Damn I love that film and series. This scene alone is amazing


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqV3sonVEgY

>>80129719
>>80129625
This. America has never made an equivalantly themed film that comes anywhere close to this story

>>80129580
Håller med om att de är vädelösa men han har rätt om att vi gjort bra filmer

Synd att alla bra svenska filmer är äldre än oss båda och att vi producerat en stabil ström av skit de senaste årtiondena

>>80129225
jew

>>80129956
The series is amazing as well. desu i think 88 is the weakest season but that scene along with a couple others are amazing, the first time seeing that scene on telly i felt feelings shows and movies can almost never give me

Anglos are subhuman anyway

>>80128154
You're a legend

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>>80128574

Trainspotting and 28 Days.

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>>80130298
what did he mean by this

>>80126945
A moment of silence for OP please, his thread was ended before it even began.

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>>80129225
fuck you

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>>80126900
Most American kino is shot in our superior studios.

>>80129956
jesus that scene that is amazing telly. fuckin heartbraking

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>>80126900
They produce some fine women tho

>>80128329
Some of those ISIS videos are pretty kino.

>>80130654
> Pic Unrelated

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Naked

>>80129956
you let me stand infront of her while she gave birth to your fucking baby. i fucking really loved mate. i used to call you me brother didn i. i fucking cried with you you cunt.

>>80127470
pretty sad film

>>80128935
whatever yurocuck

>>80128487
james bond is dadcore, bitch.

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>>80129719

>>80130934
Yes. That is the protagonist of the film. Im really sorry but I'm out of gold stickers

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75% shot at Pinewood Studios.
British Director.
British Main Character.

It's fucking British.

>>80131059
yes

>>80126945
OP should phone up his ISP and ask them to end his connection for this.

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>>80126900

me on the left, OP on the right.

>>80129291
>not liking dumb blockbuster shit
>contrarian

You're not gonna fit in round here, kiddo

>>80131082
I'm glad we cleared that up

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Sexy Beast is fuckin kino

>>80126900
Zulu

>>80129515
Ken Loach is top-tier too

>>80126973
>starts """""""kino""""""" threads
>asks if others are 8
Literal retardation.

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>>80126900
It's been FOUR whole years. Need to step their game up

>>80128487
>you know that trope that americans have beaten to death where you play a game with the devil for your soul? swedes invented that you fucking pleb

u fuckin nigger, learn 2 goethe

>>80129365
you actually made me lol

>>80131357
Faust is older than Goethe. Marlowe had an older play based on the myth for one. Though it did originally come from Germany.

>>80128491
probably woke up in the wrong trousers

>>80128463

NO FROGGING. WE AGREED: NO FROGGING

>>80128463

I'm not saying british kinos do not exist I'm just saying that if they didn't you guys would have to invent them

>kino is a german word
>no german kino mentioned

Seems alright, we can't into movies

>>80128935

>it's a quantity>quality episode

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>>80126900
Wrong.

Why are British penises so small, and French penises so big??

>>80128539
My dad judges if he's seen a cats does countdown episode by if he recognises Rachel's dress.

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>>80126900
You forgot this pure British sci-fi horror kino. The sequel is what happens when Americans get their hands on it and have total control.

>>80132029

We all know niggers are hung

>imagine being a frenchy right now


BIG ANGLO COCK is superior to small french wang

>>80130401

What is Ikke Naken?

>>80129704
That was a nice nap

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Any teabag fog-horn rosbif crumpet here?
I want to bash your face in!

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>produces a film with no dialogue of any kind
>it reviews better than any US animation of the last decade.

99% rotten tomatoes

>>80132118
Irishkino actually

>>80127470

CASPER!

Also OP pissed himself when he forgot Dead Mans Shoes and Wicker Man.

Father Ted is britkino

>>80126945
IMAGINE

>>80132295
British film shot in Ireland. Americans shoot their films in Britain all the time, yet they're not always classed as British.

>>80132280
What's with brits and play-doh?

>>80132295
>Ireland
>Not rightful British clay

>>80132343
You're right, I misremembered John Boorman being Irish

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Black Narcissus is ultra kino.

>>80132435
It's literally one studio.

Aardman. Get to know.

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>>80132502
Come and take it, Abdul

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>>80129708
Dredd is primarily a British film but it was shot in South Africa m8.

>>80132073
typical frenchie

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>>80126900
0/10 try harder next time

>>80132834
What was King Cetshwayo's tax policy?

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>>80132615

Already done, Tyrone.

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WELL YOU TAKE IT FROM ME NIG NOG, YOU STEAL WHITE MANS MOTOR CAR, YOU GET WHITE MANS STICK

>>80132967
YOU BLACK BASTARD

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>>80132943

>>80132967
THERE'S A BIG LAD CALLED PONGO IN THAT BED

>>80132435
>play-doh

What are you 6? It's plasticine you fucking melt

The Netherlands
>0 modern auteurs
>only semi relevant director came to prominence in the 60s and now makes movies in France
Sad!

>>80133223

>The Netherlands

https://youtu.be/C-1bhZ8Ho00

>>80128329
scandinavian noir is the best though. kino crime detective series

>>80133223
Brimstone is pretty good.

>>80130753
You SHUT your fucking mouth

>>80131253

everything jonathan glazer makes is kino, but especially sexy beast.

>>80128154
What is this?
Does it happen to be in any way related to The Thick of it?
Because the first season of that is fucking pure gold

>>80134210
I'm pretty sure it is the movie

>>80134210
Yah it's Malcom in America

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Hammer horror films are pure horror kino.

>>80134241
>>80134248
Well shit I'll have to watch that shit then
As I said, season 1 was my favourite though, Hugh is my favourite character, from the sounds of his court trial sounds like he went down like Hugh too

>>80126900
The UK is a creative void.

Never created a good book, no good authors, no good TV shows, no good screen writers, no good directors, no good music, no good food. Heck, no good people.

It's literally the only country where the """""cultural enrichment"""" is true, the average sandbagger has more heart and soul than any brit.

>>80134466
this

>>80134466
Baiting takes effort. Come on man, this is a piss poor attempt

>>80134466
t. Achmed Al-Abdulla Muhammad Al-fresca

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>>80128539
>>80128694

>>80134466
>The UK is a creative void.

The creative industry in the UK is worth some £90billion a year, more so than any other European country. World class in a whole range of creative fields.

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>he hasn't seen Sharpe

Lads I'm trying to think of the name of an old movie, the gist is basically there's a woman who almost has an affair with a man she meets at the train station but in the end she doesn't?

>>80134466
>no good music

without american music the UK is musically worthless, never came up with anything good or original even in the classical fields unlike most european countries. it's pretty funny

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>>80134735
I have.

>>80134780
Here's your (You)

>>80134791
Actually this is the only one I havnt seen. Can't find a torrent for it

>>80134741
Brief Encounter

>>80134735
Ultimate kino television

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>>80126900
British actors are usually excellent, and have been working in America since the beginning of their film industry, we also produce some quirky classics of our own, like the Hammer films and stand outs like Excalibur. Of all the places you could have taken a shit on, I don't get why you chose the UK.

>>80134847

That's it, thanks lad. Solid 10/10 character study.

>>80134791
Sharpe's challenge and Sharpe's peril were good shit

>>80134709
Made up entirely of Europeans and Americans taking advantage of the ""british"" governments tax polices to encourage a media market in their pathetic little country.

Once brexit hits their creative industry will drop from 90 billion to nothing as creatives flee the worthless backwater.

>>80134964
alri' shlohmo

>>80134964
t. Juncker

Has Turgay made any good films?

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The UK is the largest producer of natural history content in the world - hundreds of hours of new content every single year. Pure and unadulterated nature kino. Planet Earth II being the most recent one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8aFcHFu8QM

>>80126900
>what is This is England

>>80134964
There's more to the creative industry than just film. There's television, the UK being the second largest exporter of television content in the world after America. Publishing, music, videogames, music festivals, sports, etc. None of this will suddenly collapse after the UK has left the EU, especially the American interest in Britain's world class production crews and visual effect studios. Europeans are irrelevant in these sectors on a global stage.

>>80135095
Where are the explosions, Where's the cgi, Why is it so boring?

>>80134964
>film industry only big in U.K. because of lucrative tax policies for international companies
>Brexit, causing a weak pound and making the uk government reduce business taxes further, will bring an end to it

M8...

>>80127470
kes is utter shit

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>>80126900
Mate, this is god-tier British kino and you can't prove me wrong

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>OP hasn't seen Mr. Nice

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>>80126900
>>80135389
Also this, just to cite recent ones. Not on the same level but still a great British film.

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>tfw want to find the BBC2 adaptation of Dostoevsky's "Demons" from 1969

>seems to have disappeared from the face of the earth

It's not even that old for fuck's sake.

>>80135579

>48 years is not a long time for entertainment media

>>80135627
Correct

>>80126945
RIP OP

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Was it autism?

>>80135647

>Correct

Dog Soldiers

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>>80126900

>>80135579
Might be one of the things they erased
Wajda's film is pretty good tho, I wish he had just made a miniseries myself

>>80132320
And This is England and Kill List

Plus Kubrick lived here and filmed the Vietnam scenes for Full Metal Jacket in the agricultural shithole I grew up in, but yeah, the UK isn't that great at movies

>>80129829
Joe Gilgun is so underrated man, proper tragedy

The British tend to prefer the mundane to the imaginative, basically.

British culture at its core does not believe art has it's own intrinsic value.

>>80126900
This thread was a little disappointing. I mean its literally just 200 posts of UK people on 4chan giving everyone handjobs over their film history.

I wanted to see some countries get roasted.

Did anyone say Canada?

2/10

>>80127983
Trainspotting is a book though, it's /lit/ kino

Monty Python deserves a mention. It's probably the best the UK has to offer.

>>80139717
You seem lost from /pol/ or /int/. Find the way

>>80127385
lol this guy ended it right the start

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>>80126945
OP on pooicide watch

>>80127385
>American education

>>80126900
>>80126973
Just neck yourself already, there is no way back.

>>80126945
FPBP

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>>80126973
>he actually came back to post despite being totally destroyed beyond recognition

>>80126945
How is this kino?

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Watched this one night. Didn't know what the fuck it was or why I even started watching it. I guess I couldn't be bothered to find the remote. Ended up being blown away from it.

Disclaimer: capeshitkiddies don't waste your time on this you'll just be bored stick to muscular men in tight pants and other such faggotry.

>>80128598
these movies are comfy as fuck nowadays

>>80134780
>american music

Comparing trash like jazz or blues to the old European masters is pretty funny. Three chord nigger music is the kind of stuff Mozart would turn his nose up at age two. America is the true cultural void, all "art" from there is Jew controlled mass entertainment designed to make money. At least the Brits actually contributed to classical music in some way and led the field in literature and stage theater.

>>80128598
Up the Khyber or Cleo are my favourites.

>>80127301
Holy shit, that was Amy Adams?
I never realised

>>80131223
me in the middle

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>>80126900

>>80126900
>>80126945
holy fucking shit OP just fucking end yourself already, life won't be worth living after this

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KINO
I
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>>80126900
OP is retard.

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>>80128598
Best Carry On films...

Carry On Nurse
Carry On Doctor
Carry On Cleo
Carry On Behind
Carry On Don't Lose Your Head
Carry On Follow That Camel
Carry On Camping
Carry On Loving
Carry On Up the Khyber
Carry On Girls
Carry On Matron
Carry On Camping
Carry On at Your Convenience
Carry On Dick

>>80128329
The seventh seal? How can you even think you're right?

>>80132063
It would be pretty clever if they started that for that reason since it's very effective.

>>80130306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSZArCpYeo8

>>80143405
>Carry On Dick
dat bellringing scene

>>80139717
Yeah it's a shame we decided to discuss /television and film/ centered around the UK and some other countries instead of getting in on some ebin meme banter

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>OP's face right now

>>80143405
Jack Douglas was my favourite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el5O5HIf2TU

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>>80143405

>no Screaming

>>80131939
The Lives of Others
Goodbye Lenin!
Toni Erdmann


all kino

>>80134466
no god the authors .......
the country that produced shakespeare

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>>80143405
Jacki Piper was always the patrician choice over that skank Barbara Windsor.

>>80129751
>>80129815
Kino has no meaning anymore you mongoloids

>its a "clear bait thread but tv domb as shit falls for it" episode

>>80144422
Too true. /tv/ buys literally everything. You want yous, here's the place

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>>80144422
We're recommending British made kino in here, if you don't like it pls leave.

>>80126900

Indecipherable crime drama #4578 was quite good

>>80137068
Wasn't erased.

Or at least, someone saved the recordings that PBS had. Apparently The Paley Collection has all 6 eps in colour.

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>>80126900

This kino meme has to die.

Pic related, OP is a faggot.

>>80132758
>posing after making a strike

and quarter-decent martial arts instuctor will berate the HECK out of you for that shit

killed my immersion 2/10