Who's ready for King-kino? How are you prepping? >Going

>actually giving Warner Bros. money for this shit, therefore funding further garbage

No

>King-kino

Immature faggot

it's called apekino you moron

>>80113034
It's

>Kong Kino

Faggot

>>80113034

>watching the original

why bother? It's the shittiest version.

Effects are fucking ass and its not even in color

>>80113034
I watched Stuckmeme's review and it got me a little worried, but he was way off base about Rogue One (which he mentions in this review) so I'm taking it with a grain of salt.

Read another review said this takes some John Woo influence and that got me fucking hyped, but again it's just one people's opinion.

>>80114242
Actually it's Kino-Kong

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>it's time to show KONG that man is KANG

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>>80113034
>>>>watching the 70s version

WHERE'S THE GORILLA LEBOWSKI!?

OBJECTIVE NON-BIASED KONG KINO RANKING.
1. King Kong (1933)
2. King Kong Escapes
3. King Kong (2005)
4. King Kong Vs. Godzilla
5. King Kong (1976)
6. Son of Kong
7. King Kong Lives

>movie doesn't have King in the title

>inb4 the big reveal that Kong has been genderswapped in this version

Fuck off Hollywood. It's this exact lack of new ideas that's causing the collapse of American theater.

>>80113034
>That post-credit scene
>Hearing Godzilla's glorious roar in IMAX

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It has based Loki actor in it, he's in top operator mode (pic highly related)

>>80117015
He's shouldering a rifle. That's absolutely nothing operator worthy.

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>that's KONG he's KANG around here
>we have to save KONG

>>80117081
what wrong with that? it probably keeps the rifle steady

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>trailer says something about how this is how summer should start! -review
>It's march

>>80116664
Skull Island will soon be #1 on your little list

Who here has actually seen it? Is it more Godzilla(2014), Pacific Rim, or Marvelshit?

>>80117357
One can only hope Mr. Marketer.

>>80117015
Kek you can tell he's pissed off about cumberbatch and redmayne having better careers than his turned out to be.

Didnt his oscarbaity biopic flop hard?

>>80113034
Yeah what the fuck was with Jack Black in the 2005 one?

he's this huge drunken fatty coward but he's also apparently some kind of Shaolin master who competently swats legions of bugs in the canyon and now he's some kind of poetic side figure after his cunning captures Kong without incident?

Seriously how much did it take you out of the film every time he appeared on screen? I can't decide. Half the time he was the perfect comedic heel to an otherwise dark story and half the time I just remembered I was watching Jables chase around a giant gorilla

>>80118011
I didn't mind at all. It was a movie about a giant gorilla.

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>>80114244

>>80113034
>That's Kong.. he's King around here
>"WE" takes up the entire screen
I need to see it

>>80116864
It was pretty gay and treated the audience like retards. It also makes no sense since Godzilla isn't aren't fucking ancient, he was born in the 50s.

>>80118608
I'm not surprised that your life is effected by retarded /tv/ memes.

>>80117160
Nah man I mean that anyone can shoulder a rifle you don't have to be a hardcore operator to do so

>Kong versus Evil Bong
Who wins?

>>80118609
Legendary Godzilla is millions of years old retard

>>80113034
>Land on Skull Island.
>It ain't me starts playing.

>>80113034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afKQ0WCpi_E

here's some true kong-kino

>>80116750
Its not really King Kong though. It's more based off of Toho's version and from what I've seen the plot is nothing like King Kong

>>80118011
>some kind of Shaolin master who competently swats legions of bugs in the canyon
I believe it. JB is spry

>>80116664
No

1933
1976
2005
Escapes
King Kong vs Godzilla
Lives

>>80113034
Just don't watch it because you THINK its a part of your childhood buddy only do so if you think it looks fun. I'm watching you pal.

>>80114359
He said that if you just want to see a big dumb action movie with giant monsters beating each other up then you'll have a good time, and to be honest that's really all I want from this movie. I want to be entertained by cool monster designs and sweet fight scenes because I'm an immature manchild. As long as it delivers on that then I'm sold.

>>80117831
He's a much better actor than Redmayne though and I don't like that smug ass Cumbersnatch cunt, also he can do comedy scenes pretty well I think

>>80118795
I was just joking about him being operator, he looks super awkward trying to look like a tough guy

unfortunately you can tell it is not going to be very good, because they reveal so much in the trailers. Same with the power rangers.

>>80119540
that probably means the movie is bursting with great scenes

>>80118609
Wrong as fuck

I know this sounds totally unrealistic and the chances of it happening are less than nothing but I really hope this happens in the movie as a total surprise that they wouldn't give away in the trailers:

By the 3rd act, they bring Kong back to NYC and he climbs the Twin Towers.

It would totally be out of left field but at the same time I think it would come to be a very memorable scene.

>>80119718
Kong stays on the island. Its not a spoiler but from interviews

>>80118011
it was set in the same universe as kung fu panda you fucking melon

>>80113034
Kong looks way too fucking large

>>80119900
Imagine his big black cock

>>80120875
You could probably crawl inside it

>>80113034
Why would you even want to watch this garbage?

Having John C. Reilly in it tempts me to check it out, but that insufferable nigger Samuel L. Jackson makes it unwatchable.

>>80119384
>He said that if you just want to see a big dumb action movie with giant monsters beating each other up then you'll have a good time

So literally everybody who isn't a pretentious faggot all the time who hates fun will enjoy it?