ITT: jokes in Simpsons you never got >They're gonna

"Pamper" is Macedonian slang for oral sex.

Don't post it
I know you've got it sitting there on your hard drive and you're thinking 'Oh goody, it's this thread on /t/v, I'll just go ahead and post that.'
Don't.
No, seriously. Fucking don't.
We've all seen it. We've all heard it. We can even smell it. So fucking don't.

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>>80099574

CHUCKS _______ AND _______

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>>80099627
YOU MOTHERFUCKING SHITCUNT
I TOLD YOU, I FUCKING TOLD YOU BUT YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN WOULD YOU!?
YOU JUST WANTED TO BE 'Oh, so kewl le epib meme guy on 4chan XD'
YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNTASAURUS. FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU FROM NOW UNTIL THE END OF TIME, I HOPE YOUR MOTHER GETS CANCER YOU PIECE OF SHIT

>>80099359
I think Bart assumes they're going to put him in a Pamper diaper.

>>80099574
>>80099627
>>80099748
I don't get it.

>>80099627

chuck's feed and seed. its not a joke

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>I'm the first Brazilian person to travel backwards through time!

How is Homer revealing for the first time that he's Brazilian-American a joke?

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>>80099574
>>80099627
>>80099748
This exchange is funnier than anything the Simpsons has done in the past decade.

Car Hold

>>80099627
lmfao is this real? how did they get away with this

>>80099940
Quiet, you

>>80099940

Non-Brazilian

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"Mmm that's good satire"

Did it ever get any better than this

>thats how I saved spring break

How did Simpsons get away with this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoPdKmmAjAA

Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart?
Homer: New glasses?
Marge: No...he looks like something might be disturbing him.
Homer: Probably misses his old glasses.
Marge: I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him.
Homer: Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.
Marge: That's not what I meant.
Homer: It was, Marge, admit it.

yea im a dumbass but was he referencing the electric chair or something else?

>>80099940

Mandatory complimentary post informing you that that Groening hated this joke so very much.

>>80100763
it obviously means the electric chair
would help narrow down which state sprinfield is in as well

>>80099574
>>80099627
>>80099627
Thank you ,Jesus

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeiCd_PQMl0

>>80099627
>>80099574
explain

>>80100680
Jesus Christ Raimi.

>>80100859
It's a joke about adapting to current events. The implication is that in covering up their mouths, they could edit in whichever teams were relevant at the time.

>>80100941
Should we

>>80100859
There was a match between the Atlantic falcons and some other football team while they were almost finished making the episode. So they did a voice over once the team won and then broadcast the episode.

>>80100941
It's not a joke, it's just lore

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>>80100997
>>80101024
Ah, I see. Thanks.

Do you guys know if George Burns, Mr. Burns' brother, is a parody of someone?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qm4BqALr6Lc

>>80100680
>>80100968
>And now my Woody Allen impression
>I'm a rat faced greasy kike who's goal in life is to defile women of superior races

Holy fuck, I thought you were exaggerating

>>80101522
it's george burns, the comedian.

>>80100763
The different meanings to the word 'smothering' is the key to understand it

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>>80100067
it's fucking car hole!

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>>80099574

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>>80099359

>>80100763
Yes you are a dumbass

>>80099906
its chucks fuck and suck

>>80099359
>continuing after the 10 season

I'm not sure what they are going for but they must be building up to something good.

>>80102791
U2 is from Ireland

>>80102810
wrong!

>>80100941
>>80099627
The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

>>80100091
>how did they get away with this

Because obviously nobody gets it.

>>80102791
ever thought this is just a "lol so randum xd" joke

>>80102791
Where the hell have you been?

>>80103530
A lot of places. You mean recently?

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>>80099869
>>80099906
>>80100067
>>80100091
>>80100823
>>80100941
>>80102299
>>80102810
>>80103163
>>80103412
>>80103462
I hate you
I hate all of you so goddamn much
The intensity generated by the force of 1,000,000 exploding suns could not hope to do justice to the burning loathing that I experience for each and every one of you.
I honestly don't know if my vision is blurry right now because of my excessive masturbatory habits or my unforgiving rage.
If allowed, I would slit every single one of your throats with an honest to God smile on my face and then proceed to coat myself in your very blood

>>80099627
Chuck's World Famous Discount Budget Friendly Surplus and Expiry Vendor and Buying Warehouse

>>80103412
That's fucking retarded, it would be Chuck's Feed & Seed. The sign does not suggest anything about a rhyme at all. All it says that it was "Formerly Chuck's", making it Chuck's Feed & Seed.

The alien has a sweet, heavenly voice. Like Urkel. And he appears every Friday night. Like Urkel!

who the fuck is urkle