ITT: You've been sent to Tatooine, one week before the events

>>80091878
have sex with padme. and ...uh.. what was the question?

>>80091878
Murder Anakin.

>>80091878
kill anakin

>>80091878
>take out as many loans as possible
>make accumulator bet on pod race
>move to another planet and live comfy on my winnings

All assuming I don't get killed for my credits.

Bet on Anakin to win the Boonta Eve Classic, invest that sum somewhere, after 32 years of compound interest I should have enough to hire a COMPETENT assassin to destroy R2-D2 and C3-PO before they can be sold to the Larses

>>80091927
>sex with early 20's natalie portman
Good taste.

Kill Anakin. Steal the hyperdrive from Watto and give it to Qui-Gon when they land.

>>80093229
Oh, and tell Qui-Gon that Palatine is a Sith Lord.

A Sith Lord?

Yes, the one we've been looking for.

>>80091878
try to murder jar jar in front of qui gon
Either Jar Jar outs himself as the sith lord or he dies

Invest a large sum into the Chancellor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center (ChanPal SuRecon Center), as they have a lucrative task coming in very soon.

>>80091878
Kill sand people

>>80091878
Tell Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan that I had a bunch of visions through the Force, tell him a few of them, like Qui-Gon getting killed by a Zabrak Sith lord called Darth Maul. Once a bunch of them come true, the Jedi will come looking for me to listen to everything else I have to say, and they'll hopefully take me seriously enough to stop Sheev and Dooku before they do anything.

>>80091878
Kill Watto and set Anakin and his mother free

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>>80091878
I would tell Mail where Anakin is when he gets here, so that Sheev would basically just be able to raise him as a sith. So now the Empire would win with no issues, and the galaxy will finally have peace

Curb stomp Anakin the little shit

>Wait for Qui-Gon to arrive
>Pull out my phone and show him Sheev's wikipedia page
>Bet life savings on Anakin winning race
>Get rich
>Move to Naboo and bang my Twi'lek wife

>>80093933
>show him Sheev's wikipedia page
>he start asking about "Legends"

What do?

>>80093933
>not wookiepedia
You had one job.

>>80093966
Tell him that Legends is a troll page where the mods let people write whatever dumb fanfic they want.

>>80093821
What would Sheev do if they tried arresting him this early? He'd be Supreme Chancellor, but even if he survives a Jedi attack he wouldn't be able to execute Order 66.

>>80094057
He actually wouldn't be Chancelor at that point. Just a senator.

Like everybody has been saying, bet everything I own on Anakin winning. Start a business, let "slip" my plans to invest in Alderaan and let all my rivals beat me to the punch by investing there first. Live a life of luxury.

>>80091878
I tell Palpatine that he shouldn't save anakin after obi-wan defeats him. That way Vader never stops Palpatine from killing Luke. An empire where the strongest and smartest thrive (in other words a perfect merit-based society) is way better than a loose, crime-ridden republic of squabbling planets.

>>80091878
I would tell the CIS about Kamino and the clone army, allowing them to pre-emptively destroy them years before the events of AotC, then out Sheev, forcing him to flee the republic.

The republic has to conscript their own citizens but still suffers a crushing defeat from the separatists.

The republic signs a peace treaty recognizing CIS independence along with free trade agreements.

The Sith control the CIS while the Jedi control the republic.

Balance achieved.