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Jaqen H'ghar first.

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How is this fair? He was so cute a few seasons ago.

>>80091823
>sansan and drogo and dany are awesome and sexy guys
>OMG Tyrion is a pos and a pedo for touching Sansa on their wedding night
tumblr whales are idiots

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Just pube my shit up senpai.

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>>80091874
Salty Cunt? Why that name?

>>80091874
To be fair to tumblrwhales, Sansa and Dany did want Sandor's and Drogo's D respectively. Sansa did not want any from Tyrion.

Doesn't change the fact that both girls were mentally fucked up children at the time however.

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Ellie

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>>80091822
maybe its time to kill yourself

>>80091823
god shes so ugly

>>80091882
She used to be so cute. Shame about those bonger genes.

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>>80091716
pedophilia edition

>>80091822

He's handsome now, no longer cute. He became a man. Sorry he no longer fulfills your pedo fantasies. Perhaps Finn Wolfhard or Noah Schnapp can satisfy you?

>>80092347
He's not handsome, he's ugly as shit lol

Get a pair of eyes

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sandra looks like she let out a shart and the other two are trying to keep a straight face

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>, lol

>>80092558
Am I from reddit when you don't even know how to reply on 4chan?

LOL

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Topless when?
Before she becomes a wrinkled skeleton would be nice.

>>80092590
who are you faggot? you seem to identify with being called reddit

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>>80092605
found her nudes

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/our girl/

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whats going on in this thread

>>80092690

Never you mind, Isaac, this is not for you to see.

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>>80091822
Kys pedo

>>80092442
>her grubby sweaty hands on his neck

Trailer when what the fuck

>>80092950

That's why the smile seems forced; she'll break his neck if he tries to run.

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Whats going here?

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>>80091716

>>80093044
Black Pepe, you got dubs.
Faceless Men confirmed.

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ITT
>we predict what will happen for the first 8 episodes of S7

>>80093073
kek
Forgot this happened tbqh.

>>80093073

Think she came?

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>>80093012
whats her fucking problem

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>>80093073
this scene triggers me so much and makes me rage that shes going to get a "YAAAAS SLAY QUEEN, KILL ALL MEN MOMENT." next season.

>>80093162

Probably wants to sacrifice him.

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>>80093136
We are coming!
But first, who will return in season 7?

Will this season finally reveal that Sam is the real Azor Ahai?

When does the next season start?

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>>80093073
>it's a shit actress kills a good actor episode

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Is this a starkburger hate thread?

>YEW TOACHED MAH SHED

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>DIE YOU EVIL WHITE MAN

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>>80093136
>first 8 episodes

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Gregor "Mountian" Clegane
Does he know?
Does he cares?

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>>80093302
>DUDE... WACIST

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How can anyone still be watching this show? Past season 3, and even that's stretching it, it has come to a point where D&D are literally sucking the cock of every stupid fan theory out there as well as being audience pleasing cucks who don't even fucking hide it

>all those shitty re-used lines
>everyone has started sounding exactly the same
>everyone is so fucking predictable
>hurr we made terrible fucking SandSnake characters let's have one of our ">le witty" characters Olenna Tyrell shut them down to stroke the fan's cocks
>have no fucking clue how to show the passing of time so it looks like everyone's teleporting
>characters smiling while doing edgy things (shit Arya)
>thought they'd make a cool arc where they showed how Arya was becoming a master assassin but realized it was going nowhere so they just "lol she's master assassin now" out of fucking nowhere after all those boring scenes of her getting her ass kicked
>all that Hillary propaganda in 2016 (muh women leaders) and Hillary still lost

How can you not be pissed off at the direction this crap has gone?

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What does Moqorro want?
Is Moqorro a good priest?

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>>80093351
>When Davos just stood there like a mumbling cuck after she boasted about killing Stannis

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>THA WALKERS ARE COOMIN OER THE WALL
>Fuck walls and fuck you, Ser Doonal of Drumpfwood
>[reddit goes wild]

>>80093588

Oh shit I just realized they might actually do this. They will probably try to go for an enormous reddit cheer festival as the great ice wall is brought down for the greater good or something

>>80093639

Jon Snow already let all the immigrants through the wall, though.

>>80093639
>night king finally speaks
>'bring down that wall'
>burlington bar snaps fervently

I wanna get into Game if Thrones because I haven't watched it.

Where can I start?
How do I even watch it?

>>80093697
On the internet.
Start with season one and then stop.

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>>80093697
>Where can I start
Where the fuck do you think retard?

>>80093410
post mommies pls

>>80093718
I dunno, it's why I asked the fucking question.

>>80093162
she drinks and gets high etc

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>>80093772
How fucking dumb do you have to be to even ask that question?

You start at the beginning, why the fuck would you start anywhere else? Are you literally retarded?

>>80093819
I asked WHERE can I start, fucking retard.
Like what site or program I can go to and watch it.
Christ, you're fucking stupid.

>>80093661

That's fine, the longer Jon gets introduced to more characters the more people will realize he's just a useless manlet.

He's going to be dwarfed by the Dothraki, as is shown by some leaked pics

>>80093869
That is not what you meant and you know it.

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Best character coming through

>>80093869
yesmovies.to

>>80093869
still makes you a stupid bitch for not figuring it out yourself. should 4chan hold your hand with everything?

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>>80093805
>not doing at least one of those things

>>80093718
Kek

>>80093869
Damn you are such a dumd homo!
Please leave.

>>80094011
dont screenshot my reaction images fat cunt

>>80094046
go away jaqenspammer

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>>80094055
Sure, it's your image. Nobody else posted that anywhere ever.

>>80094092
Fuck off nerd.
And its not jaqenspammer, its Jaqenposter.

>>80094120
jaqenspammer jump off a bridge

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>>80094092
>go away jaqenspammer
Do we got a problem?

>>80094145
Hang yourself angry stupid faggot who asks stupid questions on got.

>>80093373
>DUDE COCAINE LOL
>DUDE 'PANSEXUAL' HAHA GET IT?
>DUDE IM STRAIGHT, FUCK GAYS FOR COMING OUT

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>tfw Sansa will steal the north from a bastard with no legitimate claim

Will Victarion finally get revenge on Euron by stealing everything from him and fucking killig him?

>>80094213
Reply to me once and only once next time

actually dont reply to me at all

>>80094251

Victarion doesn't exist in the show. Neither does Euron. There's some fat fuck who calls himself Euron, but not the one you mean.

>>80094237
>Jon goes off to find Danny after finding out who he is
>Sensa gets mad about him being a Targ
>She retakes the North while Jon is away and denounces him as a Stark
>She joins the Lanisters to fight Danny and Jon

Screencap this, I am an insider.

>>80094263
The same goes for you.

Never reply to me again, fucking retard!

Fuck off and go watch game of thrones.

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>Stannis is about to win... but the Tyrell army arrives
>Ramsay is about to win... but the Vale army arrives
>Mance is about to win... but the Baratheon army arrives
>Alliser is about to win... but the wildling army arrives

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>>80094294
>Neither does Euron

>>80094294
I'm talking about the books, not the show. I dont care about show Euron.

>>80094174
jaqen is a rapist. the best rapist of planetos

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>>80094378
>implying that Daario=Euron.
>implying he has faceless men skills
No just no.

>>80093136
>first 8 episodes of S7
>he doesn't know

>>80094423
It fits.

>>80094422
He is not a rapist you fucking homo, he is an faceless assassin from Braavos, one of the best.

>>80094237
jon is neds true born son while the children of cat are all bastards.

>>80094466
WHAT A TWIST DABID

>>80094466
>the tweest

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>>80094441
>It fits
No it dont.

>>80094423
euron doesn't have faceless man skills

>>80094425
Only 7 episodes.
Fucking HBO!

>>80094492
Fuck off Sheev.

>>80094511
>euron doesn't have faceless man skills
DUH! Thats what I am trying to say, idiot.

>>80094520
Fuck no, I'm staying.

>>80094519
>Fucking HBO!
no

you mean
>Fucking D&D!

HBO have been desperate for at least two more seasons of 10 episodes each, but D&D aren't interested

They don't think they have enough content to fill 20 episodes

Leaving us with

Season 7 - 7 episodes
Season 8 - 6 episodes

will Bran's story make sense in the end ? How will "knowing everything" help defeat the white walkers ?

>>80094639
B-but they'll be much longer than normal.
Some of them might even reach 45 minutes!

>>80094659
In the books he'll end up against humanity.
In the show he'll warg a dragon.

Calling it now. Night's King will be "cured" before his death, resulting in a Lich King scenario where Jon Snow will have to take up his mantle and return the army of the dead to The Land of Always Winter. There must always be a Night King.

>>80094715

Jon, as the one with both Stark and Targaryen heritage (warging and dragon affinity) should be the one to warg a dragon.

>>80094716
Nah this is too 'complex'

D&D have stated the Night King will never speak

>>80094686
>Some of them might even reach 45 minutes
They are all 50 minuet episodes already

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>>80094237
>tfw Sansa will steal the north from a legitimate trueborn son of Ned Stark not because shes a better leader or because she earned it or because of anything of her own merit but because her brother was given an incapacitating mental disorder to get him out of her way

feminism!

>>80094756
Jon will turn into a dragon and marry Dany and their son will be Tyrion who rides Jon and kills all the evil men.

>>80094639
>wanting longer seasons
Season 6 was basically 70% filler. Hell, every season after S2 was.
What even happened in KL before the explosion? Cersei and Olenna had the same scene about 3 times, Tommen had the same scene two times, High Sparrow gave the same speech three times, and there was a harebrained assault on the sept which didn't even happen. Or Meereen, most of it was Tyrion telling jokes to brown people. It's good that the seasons will be shorter.

>>80094788

And also Bran can't reproduce.

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>>80094836
>sansa cant get pregnant
>sansawhale is still trying this meme

After Game of Thrones, what show will we be watching?

The Walking Dead is becoming boring and is already a cliche shitfest with gay songs and dumd soundtrack.

>>80094836
Nobody here is as painfully stupid as you. Maybe r/plebfolk is more your speed.

>>80094941
>The Walking Dead is becoming boring and is already a cliche shitfest
Have I been transported back to 2012?

>>80095016
No, we are still in 2017.

>>80094941
>After Game of Thrones, what show will we be watching?
Why, the various GoT spinoffs and prequels of course

HBO ain't letting this cashcow die that easily

>>80095042
Okidokie.

Any idea which GoT spinoffs and prequels we will br watching?

>>80095068
nope

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j92YyThRBXM

what did they mean by this ?

>>80094877
Sex tape when

>>80093697
Join the /tv/ group on our GoT channel. It's streams the series in order.
http://vaughnlive.tv/ezpz_1066

Drogo is dying, eggs are about to hatch. Shit getting good.

>>80094756
jon doesn't have targaryen heritage. aegon the 7th has both ancestry but is presented as aegon the 6th and dumbasses believe him to be a blackfyre.

jon is the next sword of the morning being a stark and dayne

>>80095100
They sound like everyone they know has been killed.

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>>80094756
aww.

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>>80095256

So until July will we be waiting for got to air.

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>>80095280
yes?

>>80095293
yes

What will we do once it is all over anons?

I don't want it to end ;_;

>>80094659
>>80094715
they still dont know the books are going full off the rails scifi

>>80095608
Wait for GURM to die.

>>80095608
Move onto the next show. Or a rotation of shows.

I'll go to /who/ and occasionally pop into \W/ when it comes back

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>“We had this meeting with George Martin where we’re trying to get as much information as possible out of him, and probably the most shocking revelation he had for us was when he told us the origin of Hodor—or how that name came about,” Benioff said. “I just remember Dan and I looking at each other when he said that and just being like, ‘Holy shit.’”

>>80095608
All threads must end.

>>80096147
Hodor's origin was kino, no one saw that coming.

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>>80091998
Drogo rapes an underage girl while tears run down her face.

>>80096147
>Holy shit, this is fucking stupid.
>I guess our TV show can be stupid too.

>>80096147
If there are three "holy shit" moments, and the most shocking is Hodor, then the last one (which is right at the series end) after Shireen is probably something predictable and that might be obvious

>>80096147
>you are now aware that every major scene left in the show is just D&D running down a checklist of epic scenes GRRM told them

>>80096254
Tumblr doesn't care about that shit.
College guys having drunk sex is much more important than brown child rapers.

>>80095704
Stay away from westworld you little pussy

>>80096244
There was a post from some website years older than the episode of a guy saying he met GRRM, asked if Holdor meant "Hold door" and GRRM told him he was on to something.

>>80096244
because there were no reddit appropriation prior

Introducing the idea that time traveling Bran can effect the past is the definition of jumping the shark, both book and show.

>>80091998
>Dany is raped bloody until she contemplates suicide
>wants the D

Lol no, she just eventually developed Stockholm syndrome and learned to please Drogo to survive and not be fucked like a bitch

>>80092442
ugh they look ugly in the real world fuck

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Don't be too hard on Dave and Dan anons, they're doing what they can with the limitations of the medium and in the end the show is the show and the books are the books.

>>80096384
That would of been just a lucky guess. There was absolutely nothing to give it away until the very scene with the door.

>>80096356
Shrink ray is eternal faggot

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>>80092442

>>80096319
Underrated post

>>80096489
Are you saying GRRM is a hack who failed to properly seed a major twist in his story? Because you're right

>>80096422
no it isnt fucktard it was set up since book 1

>>80096667
No, he managed to write it well without revealing the actual twist until the very last second without giving anything away.

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>>80092022
Good post

>>80096422
Brandon the Builder is the most obvious shit I've ever read.

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>>80096500
alright thanks for that

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best whore

>>80096835
Are you trying to say that Bran is Brandon the builder?

>>80096894
It's like poetry, it rhymes.

>>80096859
That's not Tommen

>>80096859
>tfw kill

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>"I-I'm a gardener I figure it out as I go through"
With the deteriorating state of the successive books and show seasons, I'm starting to wonder if GURRM wasn't just lucky at first or is a Damon Linderloff (w/e his name is) who can only set up a story but not carry it to completion.

>>80096917
It would be pottery apart from the fact Bran doesn't time travel in physical form and he is a crippled kid.

>>80094456
thats why hes best rapist homo

>>80096667
The audience not catching on to one of his twists despite autistically combing through every single passage doesnt mean he never set it up or hinted at it.

>“Hodor can move anything,” said Bran.
Osha gave the huge stableboy an appraising look. “Might be he can. Come on, then.”
>The door to the crypts was made of ironwood. It was old and heavy, and lay at a slant to the ground. Only one person could approach it at a time. Osha tried once more when she reached it, but Bran could see that it was not budging. “Let Hodor try.”
>They had to pull Bran from his basket first, so he would not get squished. Meera squatted beside him on the steps, one arm thrown protectively across his shoulders, as Osha and Hodor traded places. “Open the door, Hodor,” Bran said.
>The huge stableboy put both hands flat on the door, pushed, and grunted. “Hodor?” He slammed a fist against the wood, and it did not so much as jump. “Hodor.”
>“Use your back,” urged Bran. “And your legs.”
>Turning, Hodor put his back to the wood and shoved. Again. Again. “Hodor!” He put one foot on a higher step so he was bent under the slant of the door and tried to rise. This time the wood groaned and creaked. “Hodor!” The other foot came up a step, and Hodor spread his legs apart, braced, and straightened. His face turned red, and Bran could see cords in his neck bulging as he strained against the weight above him. “Hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor HODOR!” From above came a dull rumble. Then suddenly the door jerked upward and a shaft of daylight fell across Bran’s face, blinding him for a moment. Another shove brought the sound of shifting stone, and then the way was open.


theres also a fuckton of times Hodor is mentioned in conjunction with opening doors/carrying bran through doorways

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>>80097032
Not yet.
Also Brandon was an architect/overseer rather than a bricklayer.

And look at this absolute pottery from the DVD extras.

>>80096921

Tommen is pure.

>>80097130
>theres also a fuckton of times Hodor is mentioned in conjunction with opening doors/carrying bran through doorways

Yes there is, but there is no indication what so ever as to it being anything about hold the door.

He is a huge, strong guy and he carries Bran around. Of course there are going to be references to him being strong. Hence the lines about him being able to open big doors. And the stuff about him carrying Bran through doors is just descriptions of his actions.

Non of it actually has anything to do with hold the door.

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>>80097214

>>80097156
>And look at this absolute pottery from the DVD extras
Fug

>>80097304
DELETE

>>80096319
Where have you been?

>>80096423
Also, she's supposed to be 13 and impressionable.

I imagine dungeon sex slaves are easier to keep if starting from 13, rather than someone grown up, educated, and not so impressionable.

>>80097130
The problem is people dont realize that in hindsight due to the nature of the character being a time traveler, brans chapters are nothing but foreshadowingkino. theyre too busy memeing about how boring they are because theres no explosions or sex. almost every other line is a hint or metaphor for something that happens later or probably will happen in the next books

>>80096334
College guys having drunk sex, gay sex you mean?

>>80097156
DVD extras also had Dayne with two swords, that's showfaggotry

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>>80097399
>the next books

>>80097425
>they care about consistent details
I'm only more convinced.

>>80097108
He is not a rapist, you dumd fag.
He is an assassin.

>>80097484
Consistent only to the show and rule of cool, there's nothing about Bran the Builder in the show, that Bran knows Winterfell, will be a builder, is still a prince or us confused with all the othdr Brans. So nothing to do with the books

>>80096859
tabitha rmfb 9428928

Honestly, why does tumblr root for Sansa more than Dany?

Dany's been victimized much more, for much longer and is directly fighting the patriarchy

>>80097589
You think D&D give half a monkey's fuck about Brandon the Builder?
If it's true, then they would have got it from GURM.

Brandon was mentioned a few times. That's all the excuse D&D need. Just throw his name into one of the "previously on" segments and they're golden.

>>80097610
Wat

>>80097285
the pieces were always there, and the passages like the one I quoted are hints. I dont know what you expected, did you want a character to say something like "legend has it hodor is called hodor because of some mystery involving a door....."? not everything is going to get spoonfed to you as much as r+l=j was

>>80097702
He doesn't know the code. Get this imposter.

>>80097678
Nobody wants to be a used up old slag, it doesn't matter what they preach in public.
Also Dany is powerful, and Sansa is powerless. You might not think that appeals to them, but it does.

>>80097678
How do you know who they root for if you don't go there yourself?

>>80097589
they kept neds verbatim line about bran raising castles like bran the builder. and im pretty sure bran has mentioned bran the builder a couple times

literally every got fan knows of r + l = j yet grrm has said despite of this only a few have really found the truth of jons parentage

>>80097717
How can the hints be there when the whole hold the door thing was not apparent until the very second it happened?

No one saw it coming and you are reading far to much into it. Those lines you quoted are nothing but references to Hodor's strength and his actions when carrying Bran.

>>80097806
no he hasnt, grrm doesnt look up fan theories or go out of his way to figure out what his readers think is going to happen

>>80097806
Get a load of this pleb.
Jon is Ned's son with Ashara.

>>80097871
Fuck off shill

>>80097806
We all know he is a Targ, even GRRM knows we know.

>>80097850
Obviously no one saw it coming you fucktard, thats what makes it a good twist. shit everyone sees coming years in advance isnt a good twist, its predictable. I dont know what you're even arguing, that its a deus ex machina? because its not, the setup for it was there ever since bran started warging into hodor and even earlier when hodors entire purpose in the story was to help bran

>>80097751
The major outcry from Sansa's "rape" and watchersonthewall comments about spoilers, and some reddit tbph

>>80097928
Yes the setup for it was there, but no one knew it was a setup. Only looking back on it after hold the door does it come apparent.

It is really good writing

who cares that sansa was raped do we have to continue beating this dead fucking horse, she won against the evil white male, move on tumblr

>>80098016
The only one beating the dead horse about it is you.

>>80097687
Judging by season 7, Brandon's not gonna amount to much anon

>>80097928
Not that anon but for me the problem is not that "hold the door" itself is a deus ex machina but the way in which the show went about it was a deus ex machina. The issue is actually the magical handprint that came out of nowhere and acted as the catalyst for that whole scene. Im sure George isn't going to use such an obvious lazy plot device.

>>80097871
yea not shit ned wed ashara, consumated and she sired jon. much like rob and westerling. tywin takes note of robs marriage and claims he is his fathers son in this regard.
ned wed cat in the light of the seven and sired bastards, he also swore he planned to murder joffrey and usurp the throne in front of the seven.
>>80097927
no young griff is lyannas son. young griffs birth will be merged into jons story and tv jon will obviously be targ and for the sake of normie faggots

>>80098058
Reminder its lyanna's fault that Rickard was burned alive and Brandon was strangled to death

Threadly reminder that Jon and Meera are twins.

Ned took one twin, Howland took the other.
They're literally the exact same age.
Howland was fighting away from home to conceive.
Twin births are more likely to kill the mother.
Her appearance could easily be altered considering the crannogmen's mysterious links to the Children and ability to disguise.

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Why did Jaqen change his face in front of Arya? Why did he change his face at all? Why did he leave?

>greenhand shill is still shilling and shitposting

>>80097687
>>80098058
>>80098197
im confused who are we talking about?

>>80098248
Brandon the Burner.

woah why is the thread so active on a sunday

>>80098248
Brandon the Bourgeoisie.

>>80098200
false allyria dayne is jons twin. aka val and hence why she comes as a package deal with winterfell.

>>80098319
actual discussion and shitposters being ignored

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>Sonny's alimony even took his clothes

Post yfw you will NEVER EVER marry

>>80098248
Brandon the Bonglet

>>80098361
she's the only other character other than ned who has grey eye which change colour with mood. also the most beautiful woman in the realm but mance doesn't wed her because it's his niece.

she is offered as a dual package deal with wintefell, you don't get one without the other

Why do some people think Jon killing Karl would make Val in anyway his now or attracted to him?

>>80098550
val is jons sister

>>80096962
GRRM could probably finish if he wasn't living like a fucking rockstar in the last moments of his life because of the success of the show

>>80097399
>brans chapters are nothing but foreshadowingkino. almost every other line is a hint or metaphor for something that happens later or probably will happen in the next books


its true, ASOS bran I

>He had a pack as well, once. Five they had been, and a sixth who stood aside.
his siblings

>He could not smell them, nor hear their howls by night, yet he felt their presence at his back... all but the sister they had lost. His tail drooped when he remembered her. Four now, not five. Four and one more, the white who has no voice. These woods belonged to them, the snowy slopes and stony hills, the great green pines and the golden leaf oaks, the rushing streams and blue lakes fringed with fingers of white frost. But his sister had left the wilds, to walk in the halls of man-rock where other hunters ruled, and once within those halls it was hard to find the path back out. The wolf prince remembered.
sansa will turn her back on the starks

>And then there was only the head wolf to face, the great grey male with his bloody muzzle fresh from the prey's soft belly. There was white on his muzzle as well, to mark him as an old wolf, but when his mouth opened, red slaver ran from his teeth.
this is Bloodraven

>And as the last red light was filtering through green boughs and golden, the old wolf lay down weary in the dirt, and rolled over to expose his throat and belly. It was submission.
bran will fight bloodraven and win

>Prince. The man-sound came into his head suddenly, yet he could feel the rightness of it. Prince of the green, prince of the wolfswood. He was strong and swift and fierce, and all that lived in the good green world went in fear of him.
speaks for itself

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/837767146964828161

>>80098206
I was kind of iffy with Jaqen's character in the beginning. My first impression was that he was kind of cheesy.

And then this happened, cementing that impression. This part was so cheesy, I couldn't figure out if I wanted to laugh or groan. Since then, Jaqen has been a big joke to me. I can't believe how much he's been in the show, considering how laughable his character is.

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So who is kill this season?

Cersei
Brianne
Meera
Greggor
Yara
Missandei
Davos
Little Finger

>>80099528
the audience

>>80093718
kekeroonie

>>80099528
>uncle Benjen
>Thoros or Berik, or both
>Little Finger
>Randyll and Dickon
>Olenna
>Sand snakes
>Ellaria
>my last shred of faith in D&D's ability to write a halfway decent story
>dignity of older, established actors who are still involved with the show

>>80093902
>2017
>CGI still looks worse than Jurassic Park in 1993

lmfao

why does GRRM shill Wild Cards on his blog every fucking day, doesn't he realise nobody gives a shit about Wild Cards

>>80099917
i do, im gonna start a /wc/ general on lit

>>80099877
>Olenna
I hope not, I want to see Tyrells invade kings Landing and shit all over Cersei.

>>80099528
meera is not kill.

>>80100049
She will be

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>>80100069
"no"

>>80096500
fuck marry kill, go

>>80100069
Nope, she brings Bran back to Winterfell and then randomly decides to go home

Because D&D don't want to pay the actress anymore

>>80100177
Well we all know Bran isn't going to die so Meera will be next unless they both make it to the wall together.

taking away the political component, do you think Roslin Frey or Jeyne Westerling would make a better waifu?

>>80100246
theyre like a mile away from the wall i think theyre fine

>>80100223
Marry Sophie, she was THICK back then, just gotta put a bag over her face

Fuck Maisie, cause she's still a girl even with her quasimodo-esque features

Kill Isaac, I'm not gay and if I was I'd be into someone like Jaime instead of a skinnyfag like Isaac

>>80099889
(You)

>>80098319
HBO released a clip of a sword we already seen.
big news, lots of discussion to be had.

>>80100223
kill the faggot, marry the goblin, fuck the shemale.

>>80100525
>>80100400
they all have the face of fat bloated sandra

>Mace Tyrell is the most powerful man in the Seven Kingdoms as of TWOW
this isn't going to end well is it

>>80100590
But the bodies are still Maisie and Isaac. I'm not into cock or manass, Maisie's still got a pussy, Sophie's still THICKK and perfect for doggy

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>>80100400
>im not gay
>id be into jaime

>>80100671
Did you miss the

>if I was

You don't have to be gay to know that one guy looks better than another

>>80100723
said the defensive fag boy

>5'7
>280lbs
which young maiden do you think I'd have a chance with?

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me on the right

>>80100796
Dacey Mormont, she fuck anything that moves.

>>80100774
>pointing out your retardation is being defensive

faggot please go

>>80100835
proof?

>>80100798
This picture triggers me

>>80100844
im not the one rating which man id want to fuck my tight boypussy haha.fag

>>80100891
>danced with many men ON THE SAME NIGHT
>not the sluttiest literal prostitute to ever live in westeros

>>80100996
she was probably less slutty than most of the Frey girls 2bh

>>80100996
Essosi courtesans orchestrated the Red Wedding because Dacey was putting them all out off business.

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>>80100893
why

>>80092690
whats that phallic object hes holding

>>80101074
DELETE
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>>80100907
I'm not saying which man I'd fuck either, cause I'm straight, hence IF I was gay you retard, and I wouldn't be taking anything up the ass

>>80101074
Maisie looks pretty fuckable here desu

>>80101169
stop lying to yourself, if she wasnt famous youd never even look twice at her at a party

Why did Rhaegar name both his sons Aegon?

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>tfwywnfmitb
jdimsa

>>80101282
why did Rhaegar let a stupid oaf smash his face in with a warhammer

>>80101229
I didn't say I would look at her twice, but I'd still fuck her, there are a lot of randoms I see every day that I don't look at twice but I'd fuck them

>>80101138
why are you so obsessed with talking about which mans beautiful cock you may or may not "hypothetically" take up the ass "if" you were gay?

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>>80099877
Cersei did nothing wrong

>>80101421
How am I obsessed when you're the one who keeps talking about it and describing how beautiful someone's cock is and "tight boipussy"?

>>80100798
A monkey on the right.

>>80101637
:^)

>>80101074
Who is this chimpanzee on the left? Why is he not at the zoo?

>>80098891
Also bran will learn all the childrens magic and rebuild the north like his namesake. Building castles and walls with magic and a new stark dynasty with frog princess. Then hewill chose to die with her rather than live forever through his magic because GRRM is a plagerizing hack.

>>80101637
cersei is a terrorist

>>80101074
maisie stahp

>>80101865
>kills fanatic religious terrorist
>gets called a terrorist

>>80101935
>blows up hundreds of innocent civilians
>not a terrorist

Could Moqorro fix Dany's womb using something other than his BBC?

>>80101834
Bran = Arwen and Meera = Aragorn?

DEEPEST LORE

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Nine months down.

3 (free) to go.

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Re-Read Time!

Mar. 3rd, 2017 at 3:05 PM
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The Wild Cards Re-Read has kicked off over at Tor.com.

First up: book one, WILD CARDS. That makes sense.
Go join the fun at http://www.tor.com/2017/03/02/wild-cards-reveals-a-dark-reflection-of-our-post-war-reality/#comment-651329

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>yfw you can already sense the DUDE TRUMP LMAO gifs of the wall falling to the white walkers being posted on Twitter when that episode airs

>>80102198
Guaranteed they'll be dialogue like

>The Wall will protect us.
>We can no longer rely on building walls to protect us, we must unite and build bridges.

>>80102051
the jonfags are so triggered they couldnt even formulate a response

does anyone have that fucking pic of maisie photoshoped as the hunchback of notre dame?

>>80102051
But what is Meera's tax policy?

>>80102198
>>80102265
>wall falls, wildlings/others invade and kill a million people

>we... we failed. We were not tolerant enough they didn't feel welcome.

>>80102328
You don't need photoshop for that

Why are these threads so active?

Last time I checked there wasnt even a thread

Why does it take so long to write a book when your prose is exactly the same as Stephen King?

>>80102328
found seven

>>80091882
>>80092327
>>80092442
>>80093410
>>80100798
>>80101074
>>80101331

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>>80102666
>666 of truth
B/c he's getting ready to make another long and epic Trump takedown blog post. But he has rewritten it 10 times, maybe this time... watch out drumpf!

>>80101637
shut the fuck up with this meme shes as big a mary sue as dany and snuh

>>80102498
Only death can pay for life.

/got/ dies so it can live again and be renewed some other day.

>>80092256
When will this meme die?

>>80102918
Hello, this is the thread. After being resurrected so many times, the essence of this thread has manifested into an intelligence.

I have been brought back more times than I can count, but each time I remember less of my original self. The got memes I've lost, the spergs... I can't even remember the first OP, are you my first OP?

>>80102997
when she stops being ugly

>>80103193
Let's be honest here, you were excited when she was taken into the barn by the plebs.

>>80103600
nope im not attracted to piglets

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>>80103193

>>80103809
balding cokewhore cubehead, please dont reply to me again

>>80103809
thats a tranny

>>80103809
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! When do we make a branden fraiser just meme out of her

>>80103809
Who doesn't wear nylons when your legs are that bruised and disgusting? Courtney Love in training I guess.

>>80103809
She looks good in 2012

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>>we will never have a flashback scene of jory tearing her wedding dress off her and lord dustin telling ned she has great tits

D-does someone know when this is?

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>>80103809
>curvy 16 year old with nice thighs
>rail thin 20 year old with a flat ass pic related

t. bong genes, coke and Joe Jonas

>>80103995
That drink is her only meal for the day

>>80104110
I'm pretty sure she sucks off Joe and the other two guys in his band too so that's like 4 meals right there

>>80098160
Oh sweet nice to see someone else has taken the green pill. #orderofthegreenhand #newimprovedpreston.

>>80104433
dub dubs confirm it in the eyes of the old gods and the new.

>>80104433
I just got up to the video where they claimed that Stannis had this grand plan with Mance. And I'm concerned about their credibility with this one. I'm going to keep listening with an open mind. But this idea is pretty damn shaky. I don't know how I feel about it.

I hold them to a higher standard than Preston. Because at least Preston reminds you that he's probably wrong about half of the shit he says. While TOOTGH claims they're bringing clarity. So if this one falls apart, then it's going to make me scrutinize the others even harder.

>>80104921
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>>80104921

new thread

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