>Computer, simulate Lt. Tasha Yar >Replace Lt. Yar's

>>80076829
you can't die in a simulation. it just ends it.

>Computer, create Alison Brie replica
>Scale anal and bowel elasticity to 300%
>Spawn 3 irritated coconut crabs inside Alison Brie replica's lower intestine
>Disengage safety protocols

>>80076829
>Lt. Tasha Yar
Her?

>Computer, recreate Junior Lt. Wesley Crusher
>Simulate Lt. Wesley being forcibly tied to a Medieval Breaking Wheel
>Generate NPC executioner to spin wheel
>Give me an Iron club
>Disengage safety protocols

>Computer, simulate a female who will love me unconditiona-
>[Warning. Warp core breach.]

>>80077219
kek

>Computer, generate a female in her early 20s with a relatively large buttocks
>apply leggings and a tank top to her body
>Give her severe flatulence

>>80077381
*BRRAPPING INTENSIFIES*

>Computer, generate a nude Jennifer Lawrence circa 2012
>replace her brain with styrofoam packaging peanuts

>Computer, access cunny protocol 34.l0l1
>spawn thirteen Dafne Keens circa 2017
>spawn a Rigellian Dick Enlarger Eel on my penis
>disengage FBI surveillance
>engage watchlist

>>80077614
A bit redundant in a few spots.

>>80077614
>Computer, generate Taylor Swift
>Remove her Arms and Legs leaving her completely immobile

>>80076963
I'm dying

>>80076883
what is disengage safety protocols

>>80077771
>Muchas gracias, Computadora

>Computer, create OP
>Set parameters "Cuck, retard, faggot"
>Provide basic computer equipment with internet access
>Allow unrestricted access to following whitelisted sites: Reddit, BLACKED, 4chan
>Disengage safety protocols

>>80076829
>computer, load the final level of The Witness.

>Computer, recreate The Truman Show, using a simulation of Captain Picard for the lead actor

>>80078890
Error; redundancy exception at line 2 (class OP extends faggot)

Why didn't they just mine the wormhole again?

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>>80076829
TNG stream at ankhstream.net

>>80079031
>View class: OP
>Reconfigure default trait: faggot
>Overclock existing setting, dedicate 85% of warp core to procedure
>Prioritise action over: life support, defence systems
>Divert energy from primary ship reactor to support new configuration
>Disable all alarm systems
>Disable all comms
>Disengage safety protocols

>computer, simulate Doctor Crusher with her breasts swollen from breast milk
>increase her scale by a factor of 3
>now have her believe that i am her infant child
>computer, please record this session to my personal archive for future viewing with the filename "BCrushersim256"

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>>80079147

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>>80079147

>>80076883
>Disengage Safety protocols

Klingon weddings best weddings.

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>>80080099
COMPUTER, DISENGAGE DIGIT PROTOCOLS

>computer, before we begin, what is the percentage of semen covering the walls and floor of the holodeck?
>engage blacklight

I can't say I wouldn't eventually try half this shit if I had my own holodeck.

>>80078916
Don't get it.

>hear everyone bitching about sjw shit in new trek
>old trek was about a future where people didn't give a fuck about race, gender, etc - and religion is gone altogether
>aight sounds dope
>start watching TNG
>one of the first episodes is about barbaric space niggas stealing da white wimminz
>few episodes later is about them visiting eden - a paradise where everyone is a sexy blonde haired blue eyed white person
Y'all niggas tricked me

>Computer, generate an exact replica of everyone on the Enterprise
>Make those clones believe they are the real thing and increase their paranoia by 200 percent
>beam them into random rooms on the enterprise
>disengage safety protocols

>>80076829
how do you know my fetish anon?

>>80076829
>computer, range permaban all foot fetish scum
>disengage safety protocols

>>80083205
but giantess stuff is still okay, right

>Computer, recreate 25 square kilometers of the Turkana IV capital city's underground metro and sewer systems, circa 2358.
*boop-beep-boop**BZZZZZZH*
>Create a male werewolf using the Witcher 3 template. Set it at highest level AI.
*boop**BZZZH*
>Computer, modify these parameters. Increase size of the werewolf's erect genitalia by 200%. Increase its sexual aggression and response toward opposite sex by 100%. Increase its pheromonal response toward opposite sex by 50%. Increase hostility towards other beings of the same sex, apart from its own kind, by 50%. Increase its teamworking and coordination capabilities with its own kind by 50%. Download the Kama Sutra files to its knowledge database.
*boop-boop-beep*
>Create another 9 werewolves with the same template. Place the entire pack randomly within the created Turkana IV map.
*BZZZZZH*
>Computer, recreate 2 typical Turkana IV rape gangs. Randomise the number of people in each gang between 20 and 40. Place them randomly within the created Turkana IV map.
*boop-beep**BZZZH*
>Computer, recreate one Type-2 hand phaser with 50% power cell charge. Place it in this location.
*BZZZZZH*
>Computer, where are Lt. Yar, Counselor Troi and Dr. Crusher at this moment?
*Dr. Crusher is in sickbay. Lt. Yar and Counsellor Troi are in their quarters*
>Computer, when I leave this holodeck, beam the three I mentioned directly to this location, lock the holodeck door and start the simulation. Do not open the door or end simulation without authorisation Picard Alpha-3-4-Gamma-9. Record the events to my personal terminal.
*boop-beep**Understood*
>And Computer?
*boop*
>Disengage the safety protocols.

>>80076829
>that episode when tuvok the vulcan hits the 7 year mark when he needs to fuck or that 7 year nut built up makes him go crazy
>no other black vulcans to fuck
>they just let him fuck in the holodeck
>jaynway watches him pump his bbc in thin air
Wtf star trek

>>80083534
>that episode where the other vulcan in engineering accidentally gives torres ponfar horniness and she almost rapes paris in a cave
wtf voyager

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>>80083622
Why didnt he just rape her if they were both in vulcan heat?

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>>80076829

>Computer, load holodeck program Poor Little Wesley omega seven.
>Increase number of Jem'Hadar soldiers from 6 to 12.
>Increase Jem'Hadar genital size by 150%.
>Set Ketracel-white withdrawal levels to 50%
>Send message to Ensign Crusher to report to the holodeck immediately. Authorization Picard Alpha One.
>Disengage safety protocols.

>>80083622
https://youtu.be/DH77oIGAuwE

>>80083690
he tried, i think chipotle knocked him out

>>80083040
those are perhaps the 2 worst TNG episodes

>yfw you realize odo was basically a bucket of cum when sleeping

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>"Giant Tasha Yars, that Alison Brie intestinal crab programme, breaking Wesley on the wheel, Rigellian dick enlarger eels, the Turkana IV werewolf programme...."
"I-I-I know, I know."
>"Reg, you could go to prison."
"They keep telling me to d-d-do things."
>"Who?"
"The voices. The voices keep telling me."
>"What do they tell you?"
"C-cuck...cuck...do it cuck..."
>"It's OK Reg, we'll make the voices go away."
"T-T-Tell me you love me."
>"What? Reg, I can't do..."
"Say it like you mean it."
>"...I...love you...but only as a fr..."
"Computer, freeze programme. I KNEW IT!" *Unbuckles trousers*
"Disengage safety protocols."
>"Reg....We're not on the holodeck."

>>80083972
kek

>>80083972
23rd post best post

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>>80076829
>Computer, generate a universe where I'm not a 27 year old kissless virgin
>Unable to comply with your request ... virgin

>>80083926
>I get my hot opinions from cum town
Thanks for sharing...

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>>80083972

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Earlier I was thinking about Giganta from Wonder Woman comics. You would be able to see every pimple on her cunt as she towered over you. Her cunt hairs would be like thick springy rope. If she peed it would be a flood.

DC should do this, I would see it in IMAX.

>>80083972
Gold.

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>>80077119
Oh yes.