>31. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/03 **#1** This A list mostly

#NASTY

get your poison womb out of here you false mommy

>>80067818
>like OMG brando and bertolucci are rapists literally shaking right now

What a disgusting piece of human garbage she is, I hope one day she can experience what REAL rape is

>>80067818
does she lick carpet?

>staring in anti american propaganda
this is the future you chose

>>80067818
and you guys say there's nothing wrong with 30+ yo women without kids

she just needs a capeshit role

>>80068361

she's going to play Painkiller Jane

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>>80068330

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>>80067818
She will never be a real mommy like Bryce ;__;

>>80067818
MOMMY NO!!!!

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>>80068330

this

>>80068487

True mommies for true anons.

>>80068487
>8 kids and counting

>>80068330

Why would you want a woman who already has kids by another dude? That's damaged goods.

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>>80067818
Feminism - so empowering that i'll make you cry childless tears of loneliness and unfulfillment.

She took the whole feminism meme a little too seriously. At 39 she should be barefoot in a shaded hammock, bouncing a baby boy/girl on her stomach, not peddling a facetious ideology.

>Jessica Chastain is on a mission to tackle Hollywood’s gender inequality:

>“I just don’t know why it’s not changing,” said the 39-year-old actress to American Way Magazine where she’s featured as the cover girl for their March 2017 issue. “I’m doing my part to make the change, so why isn’t everyone else?”

Ay lmao

>“I had one male director say to me that I talk too much about all of this ‘women stuff,’” she explained. “This is a person I love, and maybe he was concerned I would hurt my career. [...]"

He's right you know, he was trying to help you.

>>80068691
>“I’m doing my part to make the change, so why isn’t everyone else?”

Aww, look who put their aluminium can in the right recycling bin!

Give her a hand!

>>80068528
that's why you're only dating women under 30

>>80068691
This. Feminism fucks with their heads, sometimes women don't even know what's best for themselves. Emma Watson is going down her path. She'll turn into a crazy cat lady.

>>80068691
>“This is a person I love, and maybe he was concerned I would hurt my career. [...]"

He was sick and fucking tired hearing you prattle on about the same shit all the time

>posting blind item shit

Hello women

>>80068330
She has a daughter

>>80068808

What's your point?

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>>80068691
Brie will wake up and marry won't she guys? She has plenty of time?

>>80068992

No she doesn't.

Women who aren't brainwashed usually revert from their lefty beliefs when they have kids

>>80068691
>Ay lmao
>>“I had one male director say to me that I talk too much about all of this ‘women stuff,’” she explained. “This is a person I love, and maybe he was concerned I would hurt my career. [...]"
Must be director John Madden

>>80069041
tumblr product

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/entertainment/news/jessica-chastain-i-dont-stress-about-kids-29039259.html

>"I hope to be a mother some day but if it doesn't happen, other wonderful things will."

MUMMY NO

>>80068691
Trannies can't have children.

>>80069043
Yes she does.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BMl8OIKhswS/?taken-by=jessicachastain&hl=en

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>>80069041
I thought her boobs are fake, r-right guys? That doesnt seem like it.

>>80069043
>>80069149
Nevermind, I don't know how Instagram works it seems.

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>>80069088

>>"I hope to be a mother some day but if it doesn't happen, other wonderful things will."

FALSE MOMMY
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>>80069149
That's not hers, it's one of her siblings kids.

>>80068691
I'm starting to piece this Chastain puzzle together...

>Vegan-chef mother
> (February 5, 2013) Her estranged father, Michael Monasterio, passed away at age 55 due to complications from bronchitis.
>Had a younger sister, Juliet (b. 1978), who committed suicide in 2003.
>Salary:Take Shelter (2011) $100 a day

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>>80069041
she was sitting at the mommy table at the SAG awards

>>80069448
> My daughter had this little blue dress on

really nigga

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>>80069448
>Salary:Take Shelter (2011) $100 a day

wut

>>80069448
her mom was underage when she was born

>>80069530
was probably not SAG yet

>>80069504

yes, really, that's macklemore's instagram picture that she reposted

https://www.instagram.com/p/BMlUn97gjN1/?taken-by=macklemore&hl=en

>>80069448
>ywn exploit her daddy issues, repeatedly fuck her brains out until she's pregnant, hold her tight and eventually top it off with the 10x multiplier that all girls with daddy issues secretely want to hear: "I'm so proud of you"

>>80068516
oh wow. More of these?

>>80069605
holy fuck she didnt even credit him

thats pathetic. i just want to comfort mommy

also hes a huge cuck

>>80068691
feminism meme, huh?

how wise you, are my strawmanning little princess

>>80069605

what the fuck

>>80069722
Clinging to an ideology that makes you unhappy makes it a meme.

>>80069605
Man. She needs a good knocking up and marriage. Someone take me to Hollywood.

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>>80069617

MOMMY

>>80069608

I didn't know about the daddy issues. You could get her to do anything if you were charming enough and she trusted you. Even butt stuff. I suddenly find her attractive now!

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>ywn comfort mommy by being her daddy

KILL ME NOW

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>>80069481
Well..........shit

>>80070182

that's no mommy.

not now.

NOT EVER.

>>80070040
Now you see. They can be a blessing in disguise for us guys.

>>80070182

I found her most attractive in Mama. But that's pretty hot right there.

>>80068330
Suck a dick cucklet

>>80068524
I'll fill her up with 8 more

>>80069041
YUMMY

>>80070235

I love girls with daddy issues and low self esteem. It's intoxicating.

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>>80070233
you're simply wrong

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>>80069481
>you will never get to sit next to Prime Amy Adams

>>80070328

>dress like a streetwalker tranny
>mommy

you only support my point

>>80070320
Too bad they love cocks especially black ones

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What's the matter with y'all?
Have you forgotten all about mommy prime?

also dreadfully lonely

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>>80067818

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>>80070353
she's pure and proper

that was just what she wears to dinners with her son

>>80067818
>>80070385
She looks like she has a small bulge

>>80070373

I'm black, I've managed just fine.

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>>80070383
>>80070353

get your mommies straight

>>80070328
Shes a barren bitch.

>>80070411

Yeah if I didn't know who she was I'd think tranny automatically.

>>80070182
You're right, a woman's daddy issues can be very potent.

It's literally all she wants subconciously, a husband-daddy hybrid who puts a baby in her, caresses her back in bed until she falls asleep and barbecues in the back garden while she's walking around barefoot in the grass.

>woman in hollywood is a bit of a headcase
shocking

>>80068050
Thats much crueler than anything she's ever said. Who hurt you anon?

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>>80070420
That's autismal as fuck. To think that someone took the time to make that.

>>80068691
maybe she can't have kids, dumb ass

>>80070448
>tfw i know someone like this, but it is forbidden

FUCK MY SHIT UP

>>80068528
>Why would you want a woman who already has kids by another dude? That's damaged goods.
youll pretty much never date a woman older than 30 who doesn't have kids

>>80070473
took me 3 hours

>>80070373
Only if they've been molested by a white man or just hate their father.

>>80068050
>I hope one day she can experience what REAL rape is
The American right wing, ladies and gentleman.

>>80068808
Its always hilarious to hear the standards of kissless virgins lmao

>>80069481
why does she only have such a small corner of the table compared to the guy next to her?

>>80068691
I bet you're a handsome lady killer irl

>39 years old and unmarried

wtf

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>>80070440
stop talking shit about mommy you fucking faggot

>>80070182
Her being into ddlg is really hot

>>80070560
He is manspreading, she never forgave him, it was the last time they ever saw each other.

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>>80070510

hello roastie

>>80070499
Only if you date poor girls.

>>80070606
I'm sorry 'shes' a tranny who can't have kids.

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>ywn have a gf with daddy issues so you can help her with her issues by being her daddy, and she helps you by indulging your mommy issues

>>80070637
Nope just not a bitter virgin

>>80070705

I have a few times, they always cheat with the first person who is also nice to them

>>80070701
literally made for black cock

>>80070594
Why is this so unbelievable to /pol/? Why do you feel that all women must be pigeonholed into a 1950s social standard

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>>80070701
this is mommy

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>>80070730
fuck dont crush my dreams bro please tell me there is hope

#notmymommy

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>>80070701

>>80067818
you guys are fucking idiots. i used to contribute to these blind items to my local New Times and before that a major newspaper before they nixed them. 95% of them were made up and 5% were rumors we recycled/repurposed from tabloids. how anyone is so gullible as to believe them, well, The National Inquirer was once one of the highest selling rags in the country.

>>80070801
>Hop in

>>80068691
Only betas are in any way threatened by feminism. There seems to be a lot of betas on /tv/.

>>80070762
She's the one who is unhappy and having a breakdown despite being a rich famous actress, not us. I wonder why.

>>80070810
I never believed blind items until I found out that Travolta is really gay.

>>80070504
>implying the left aren't just as bad
centrists uber alles

>>80067818
OP, Chastain is an unlikable, sneering cunt. End of story.

boo hoo I make millions of dollars and im lonely

>>80070898
>if you insult one side, you have to insult the other side even if it's not relevant, otherwise it's not fair! >:(
shaddap

>>80070868
That rumor has been circulating since the 80's, man. One of my favorites that I made up with a coworker (yeah, i'm old), was about Tom Cruise only having male servants because he was gay. Other rags started repurposing the gay thing but left out the man servants, which I thought was hilarious. We get a kick out of it to this day.

>I’m trying to create more inclusiveness, compassion and empathy — which in turn makes better movies, better art.”
This is absolute bullshit.

>>80070774

There is a Velma out there waiting to suck you dry and watch kino with you. Don't stop searching.

>>80070844
Top cuck

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>>80070844
3rd wave feminism is hot radicalized garbage, not about equality. Not even /tv/ would be against a woman earning the same money for performing the same job with the same hours.

Many women however, don't respect a male partner who earns less than them. It goes both ways.

>>80071117
yeah, you're right. that happens a lot, too. a vocal minority overtakes and hijacks the agenda. from the Tea Party to Antifa, radicalized anything is abysmal.

>>80069041
>>80070182

Is sucking on the woman's titties during coitus frowned upon by women? Asking for a friend.

>>80071375
that sounded a lot cleverer in your head, didn't it?

>>80071375
Depends on the woman, in my experience some enjoy tongue play with her nipples, for most seems to be pretty meh. Just don't act like a creepy lactating baby.

>>80071477
Yeah I got that, just few slurps.

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>>80071068
i hope so bruv

>>80071584
Straight up womankino in this pic

>>80071547
And apparently sometimes they can be really sensitive depending on the menstrual cycle and dont want any tit grabbing, but they do want to fuck. dunno if some femeanon can confirm.

>>80070724
>using virgin as an insult

Roastie Confirmed!

>>80071375
Depends on the woman. I knew one loved it so much, called me her baby.

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>>80071902
>he spent so much time in his hugbox for social failures that he actually believes this

>>80072031
tick tock roastie, that biological clock keeps on ticking and it won't stop for you or anyone else :^)

>>80072211

Fertility treatments are allowing women to carry babies in their 60s now

>>80072211
I agree, virgin shaming is very problematic and these assholes are on the wrong side of history!

>>80068691
>At 39 she should be barefoot in a shaded hammock, bouncing a baby boy/girl on her stomach, not peddling a facetious ideology.
At 39 a women should know not to do either

>>80071117
Feminism was never about equality you fucking retard, it was always about securing as many privileges for women as possible at the cost of everyone else.

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>>80068691
>facetious ideology
>facetious

>>80072294
Autistic kids

>>80071986
That's hot, lucky you.

>>80072294
The vast majority of women will never conceive a child so late, with or without treatments. You also deal with a high risk of your child having problems, because unlike sperm you have a finite amount of eggs which go bad.

> being a slave to money is more important to feminists than the ability to bear children

i truly believe feminism was invented by men to allow for carefree sex and corporate slavery

>>80067818
worst mommy.

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Even though Miss Sloane was shit I'd still cuddle with her for an hour.

For a fee

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>>80070844
LOOK BOIS IT'S A """MALE""" FEMINIST

>>80072747
Mommy

>>80068050
Butthurt public display, cringe

>>80072841
One day we will be free from the tyranny of these regressive leftists, my brother. Keep on fighting the good fight!

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>>80068808
wow what a terrible fate to behold

>>80070411
I want to give her my small bulge.

>>80068808
???

>>80071375
i used to make my ex cum with nipple play

trust me, you'll know. well, probably not you you, but the hypothetical you that would ever intimately touch a woman

>>80072931
4 inches is fine for most women

>>80072979
don't lie to the boy

>>80073054
Oh shit! What's going on here?

>>80072979
That's why you see so many tiny 4 inch dildos

>>80073222

They're for trips, you can't bring steely Dan in your overhead

>>80069041
i thought her tits were fake

I hope she finds a big dick conservative husband to make her a happy balanced mom who doesn't give a crap about identity politics anymore.

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>>80070637
In Soviet Russia, roast beef eats you!

>>80068516

Every time I read this it makes me so fucking warm and happy inside