>"So what's Plan B?" >"That WAS

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>>80064891

>"So what's Plan B?"
>"RUN!!!!!!"

>He's right behind me right?
>no I'm in front.

>>80064891
>...
>Well then, what's plan C?
>We'll see (C)

>>80064891
>>80065016
Dumb posts

>You just don't get it do you?

>>80064891
>"Not bad ...
>...
>... for a human !"

>and your other gun

>what did you just say?
>nono, the other thing
>you're a genius!

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>>80065203

>The Police Chief is an angry Black man who's screaming at the Protagonists

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>characters from a cold, generic metropolitan city travel to California
>"Welcome to the Wild, Wild west" starts playing

>character plays poker
>wins with a royal flush

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>How can you be so sure?
>Because I'm the one who invented it...

>>80064891
What your mother should have taken. But here you are.

>Who said it was a 'he'?

>>80065365
>Wait!
>cloudy person out of focus throws his hand.
>"5 of a kind, guess it's not your lucky day today "

>so where is she?
>I thought she was with you!

>>80065096

Name 11 movies where this happens.

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>"Let me slip into something more comfortable.."
>comes out wearing pajamas

>>80065535
>comes out wearing a snuggie

>You're a big guy!
>For you.

>Do you hear that?
>hear what?
>Exactly! It's too quiet

>>80064891
too bad your mother didn't take plan B

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>>80065298

>characters travel to Texas
>'Johnny Cash - Ghost Riders in the Sky' starts playing

>smell that?
>smell what?
>BRAAARRRRPP

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>character travels to Boston
>I'M A SAILOR PEG

>>80064891
>"D.As crawling up my ass"

>That information is on a need to know basis
>Well I need to know!

>>80064891
plan b is basically plan a but with more guns

>>80065669

name one and a half movies that this happens in

>the rules...
>I just changed the rules!

>>80064891
>wakes up to alarm
>tries to find alarm from under blanket
>turns off alarm
>Sighs

>>80065801
>Rule 1: There are no rules

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>>80064891
>Any more bright ideas?
>Just one

>>80065801
>but the rules say-
>I AM THE RULES

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>Where's the backup?
>That WAS the backup!

>>80065242
Underrated

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>Don't die on me!

>>80065365
>character flops straight flush
>folded player announces he had trips

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>>80065901
>We ARE the backup!

>"whats up losers/nerds!"

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>character uses a weapon for the first time
>"I'm really starting to get the hang of this thing!"

>hand in your left
>no your other left

>In English, please

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>>80065654
kek

>no, this technique will reduce your lifespan!

>so here's the plan
>the characters are shown doing the plan while being narrated

>But the rules say....
>They're more guidelines anyway.

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>character appears stage-right, visible injuries
>"you should see the other guy"

>>80065846
Underrated as fuck

>>80065535
Kek everytime

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>But I thought you were dead!
>I got better.

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>plot revelation unfolds
>"BINGO!"

>I want the best man you've got
>Sure, just one problem
>What?
>She's no man

>How do I know that I can trust you.
>You don't

>>80066455
>no man can kill me
>I'm no man

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>"We're not in Kansas anymore..."
>They're not from Kansas

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>WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT TOUCH ANYTHING FROM THIS TIMELINE
>Protagonist inadvertently changes the future by stepping on a flower

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>"you thinking what I'm thinking?"
>grin and nod at eachother

>whatever amount theyre paying you, i'll pay double!
>character still kills target

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>>80066349
>No, your other Leppo!

>>80066726
Aim for the bushes

>character explaining something boring
>camera lazily pans over to attractive lady
>"ARE YOU LISTENING?"
>camera snaps back

> How did you know about X?
> I didn't, you just told me.

>I thought you were decent
>you're just like all the rest

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>>80066798
>"it's not about the money"
>"it was never about the money"

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>2 characters talking about main character in [different language]
>later, main character gloats, "I speak [different language]

>Bitchy, older but still kinda attractive lady looking at herself in the mirror deviously.
> "mirror mirror on the wall [/spoiler] is the hair on the pussy or the ball"

>woman defeats ex-navy seal with the one self defense move the hero taught her

>>80067008
> grew up with 7 brothers

>you've very attractive, but I'm old enough to be your father
>cut to them having sex

>my hips are moving on their own

>>80065901
>>80065995
>where's the backup?
>here, sir
>great, where's the rest of them?

>eating breakfast
>drinking OJ
>sitting at a table before work/school
>talking to family
>looks bright like midday

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>you thought it was going to be that easy

>>80067129
>its just the comic relief victim and the MC defeats him in one blow

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>>80067129
>character 1: that was easy
>character 2: too easy

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>I'm going to go stretch my legs

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>Character eats an apple to appear appear intimidating

>MC has been defeated, all is lost
>Suddenly realizes that the object he's been carrying with him the whole film holds the key to reversing the situation.

>i didn't sign up for this

>>80067363
>You should have read the contract.

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>shot reveals character is visibly injured
>other character notices
>"You need to go to a hospital?"
>Character refuses
>passes out
>wakes up all patched up

>I will help you, UNDER ONE CONDITION

>>80067455
>que lame exposition about what happened while he was passed out

>>80067212
>Its quite
>...
>too quite

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>MC's dying (son,daughter,mother,wife) gives him a trinket
>later on in the film, gets shot and falls to the ground seemingly dead
>villain gloats before getting killed by MC
>reaches into his pocket and pulls out trinket with bullet lodged in it

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>>80067579
>Hear that?
>I don't hear anything
>Exactly

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>>80067296
>it's a naked gun movie
>character eats an apple to appear intimidating
>it changes between bites to a pear, a banana, a watermelon slice and finally a lemon
>lingering shot of his scrunched up face

>>80067630
>arrive on a new planet
>this is wheat
>who planted it?

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>bad guy points gun at good guy
>BANG
>close up of bad guy realising he was shot by a 3rd character

>>80067455
>wakes up in unfamiliar place
>"Where am i?"

>>80067032
every time.

>"i saw you die."

>female character knows karate

>>80067008
>>80067032
>my father didn't want me to be a victim

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>>80067363
>>i didn't sign up for this
>character's a soldier
you literally did you faggot

>>80067363
>I didn't get the memo

>GOD DAMMIT [CHARACTER], DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THAT STUNT COST THE DEPARTMENT? NOT TO MENTION I HAVE THE MAJOR AND THE DA BREATHING DOWN MY NECK. YOU ARE A LOOSE CANNON AND YOU ARE LUCKY I DON'T FIRE YOU. I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU'RE FROM, BUT IN THIS DEPARTMENT WE DO THINGS BY THE BOOK GODDAMMIT
>By the way, damn fine job out there.

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>"Any last words?"
>MC says corny play on words revealing he has the upper hand in the situation.

>party scene
>this is how we do it starts playing

>>80066989
13th Warrior

>>80067067
> Did you mean /h/

>WE GOT COMPANY!

and

>everything ok?
>..yeah..

how many times are you fucking frogmemers going to have this same exact thread?

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>>80068874
>"How long is this going to take?"
>"ALL DAY NIGGA" starts playing

>it wasn't personal
>it was for me

>>80065373
Name a movie where this doesn't occur
Protip: you cant

>>80068874
>they can't keep getting away with it!

>>80066450
> That's a bingo!

>>80068874
>"why won't you die?"

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>>80070037
>it wasn't personal
>it was business

>and yet here you are
>and yet here I am

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>>80065270

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>>80064891
>When X is in ashes, you have my permission to die

>>80067455
Name eleven movies this happens in

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>if you kill me now then you won't find out the truth

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>>80064891
>Don't worry, X. I won't let anything happen to you
>X is completely detrimental to the group and people die trying to protect it

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>>80070484
>you will never do the fucking tango up and down Dekker's Hershey Highway

>>80065270
>and also slams his fist on his desk as he's screaming

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>He repeats something the antagonist told him at the start of the movie just before killing him

>You never learned to mind your surroundings

>>80067998
Mulan

>any last words?
>the bye bye man

>i thought you died
>i'm a ghost here to spook you. boo

>B..b..but you're...
>A woman????
>Y..yeah
>WOW. JUST WOW.

>>80065242
holy fuck yes. can someone name movies this was in so I can cringe nostalgically

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>you look like you saw a ghost
>they actually did

>>80071861
I'm fairly certain its in a spongbob episode.

>>80065242

based

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>>80070988

>tfw