>You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any

>yeah cuz I'm fuckin' your mom in the other room

Boom, rekt

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>>80062888
D R O P P E D
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>I hope you do anal or they won't tip well

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>>80062888
>ywn see a new John Candy ultra comfy flick

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>>80062888
>John Candy
>Trips

>>80062905
This is the best answer I've seen since the original thread.

Best one

>>80062888
>honey, you don't know what you're getting into. If I let you half an hour with Leo and Brad, you'll come out running, crawling and begging me to bring back that 3-meter demon from This Is The End

This is the worst tv meme of all time hands down

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Make a tree
BUT NOT HERE

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>*pulls out .45*..."Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. You were saying? No please, continue... I'd love to hear the rest of this fantasy of yours. NO, DON'T MOVE. NOBODY MOVE! EVERYONE SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND SHUT UP! What's the matter, frog got your tongue? You seemed so talkative before, what changed? Oh this? Yeah, this is normal to carry where I'm from, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's the first real one you've seen. No, don't look at anyone else, look at me. Look at me because I'm the one in control of your life right now. I'm in charge. No, don't cry, that's not going to help you. Not even a little. Wanna know why? Because at this very moment, here and now, as far as you're concerned I'm God and unless you play your cards right, I could very well be the last thing you ever see. So save your crocodile tears for someone who cares and choose your next words really fucking carefully now you stupid French bitch. You useless skank. You disgusting euro whore. Because this is my show now and your fifteen minutes are almost up. Now tell me what you are. Repeat what I just called you. Every single word. Do it. SAY IT. And start taking your clothes off as you do it. Go ahead. Yeah that's right. One piece at a time. Right here and now on national television. Good, just like that. You know, you might wanna thank me right about now. Because I'm about to make you a star you worthless cunt..."

>how about i go bataclan 2.0 up in this bitch and start murdering you faggot frog sandnigger loving peaces of shit?
that would of shut her up

>>80062888

> american """"""""""" banter """""""""""

>>80063646
Best one

>I AM RUBBER YOU ARE GLUE.

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>>80063646
>>80063682

>I cant think of a witty yet devastating response so I'm going to kill you

>>80063793
Itsa matter uf respact

>>80063646
this is why I always carry my piece, in case a yuropoor ever tries to insult me I can pull it out and say something like this.

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>bitch, thats fresh .... but not Subway fresh.

>>80062931
I AM ECCENTRIC ACTOR FROM RUSSIA

>>80062888
It's been a over a year and you guys still can't come up with a comeback.

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>>80063646

>>80063793
murder is the best comeback you always get the last word

>>80063837

>I need to hide behind my gun in case I'm a victim of a witty putdown

why not carry a rocket launcher just in case.

>>80063881

that also gets you 50 years in jail, Sherlock.
but yeah, you won.

>>80063885
>>80063936
>autistic euro redditor doesn't get memes

>>80063936
>rich people
>going to jail
wew

>>80063936
>that also gets you 50 years in jail

not if you murder everybody

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>>80062888
He needed a subway quip

>>80063972

>angry autist on /tv/
>rich

wew lad

>>80063646
>frog got your tongue?

died

>>80064022
We're uhh... talking about Jonah.

I think this guy is right >>80063966

>>80064006
this is shooped

>>80063936
USA won't extradite The Hill.

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>>80063646

>>80064071
Thanks anon. Your contribution will never be forgotten.

>>80063551
Fuck you. Maybe you are too stupid to get it

>>80062888
best response so far

arent comedians supposed to be ready to shoot down hecklers with devastating one liners?

Jonah "I'm bigger than a" Hill is fucked without a script.

>>80063859
There is no comeback. How can a fat jew manlet ever be anything but subhuman? There is no comeback.

>>80064214
He is an actor who starts in comedies, not a comedian.

>>80064136
it's easy to tell cause i do this for a living

>>80063646
i'm unironically memorizing this for future use in my daily life

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>>80063848

>>80064214
are you a literal idiot?

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>>80063848

>>80064451
*pulls out .45*
>say out loud "pulls out .45"

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>>80063646

>frog got your tongue?

Is this the new bane?

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>>80062888
>They're not my friends...

>>80064521
no bane is bane

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>Are you sure you don't want any of this? I am packing a foot long after all
>Jonah proceeds to whip out his handy pocket sub, put it on his crotch and flop it around while oil, vegetables and meatballs fly everywhere

>>80063646
Absolute revengekino

>>80064626
OK now that would be hilarious.

>that Lois face
kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uI1r-FeIK1A

>>80063646
nice

>Funny you say that, I also have a fantasy involving you. In it, I brutally slice your neck and rape your lifeless corpse in the ass haha
Would shut her up pretty quick, I bet

>>80062931
It's on the internet, so it must be true!!

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>>80062888
>me watching this scene remembering all the times ive been an asshole to people

>VOULEZ-VOUS COUCHER AVEC MOI SE CE SOIR

>>80063646
did you think this up while having a shower?

>*In perfect fluent French* You're so painfully unfunny you forced me to reveal my true identity to shut you up. Yes, your ears do not deceive you. I am the reincarnation of Napoleon Bonaparte.

>>80063848
Best response

>Hey. Cut the bullshit. You already lost. You think you got me? Huh? Fuck you. I don't know what pain is. Fear? Don't know that either. There's nothing you can get from me. So... You already lost. Got that?

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>>80063646
w-witty

>>80062931
thanks, anon.

>>80062905
Yeah we agreed this was the best. After 6 months finally.

>>80062888
Who cares about this fat fucking Jew?