ITT: Kino with low metacritic scores Hard mode: No "le

Falling Down is unsubtle shit made by one of the worst hacks ever, Joel Schumacher.

>>80045616
kino is in the eye of the beholder

>>80045347
>Falling Down
>56 on MC
This is news to me, I thought everyone loved that film.

>>80045616
Joel Schumacher made this fucking movie? It kicks ass.

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>>80045720

The Room

>>80045347
FAGGOTSHIT!

>>80045616
SUBTLETY IS THE METRIC OF A GOOD MOVIE

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>>80045754
This one's a doozy.
I'm doing this all from memory, sure I could come up with a lot more.
>>80045771
Oh fuck off, falling down is pretty good. I wouldn't call it kino, but it's reasonable someone else could.

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Film critics have no taste tbqh.

>>80045863

62 ain't bad on Metacritic

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>>80046223
>t. film critic

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Not Kino, but better than some of the Disney shit that's come out. Scenes with Goodman are better than anything Disney/Pixar have done since.

>>80046499
Come on now, anon

>>80046499
Go to bed Jerry

>>80046518
>>80046529
When Goodman makes his first appearance and says that Bee Jerry could be a hologram made of lazerbeams, and then when he gets stung and is falling all over the place, or when he's in the baby walker thing. Shit's straight up hilarious. The rest of the movie is so-so.

>>80046572
You really should lay off the 3 am whiskey, anon.

>>80046499
>t. tumbler memelord

>>80046618
not aware that it's a meme. Have a niece and nephew that watch it almost exclusively. So I've watched it a a few times in the last month.

Falling Down is poorly made edgy garbage that isn't acceptable to like if you've graduated high school.

>>80045347
That's the score it deserves.

The Assassination of Jesse James, one of the finest films of our times, has 68% on Metacritic.

>>80046975
>Hacksaw ridge got a fucking 71
Damn kikes

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I think I win

>>80046690
lmao critics confirmed for pleb

Freddy Got Fingered.
I honestly think that that movie is brilliant, a massive, unrepentant "fuck you" to Hollywood, the critics and the audience.

>>80046690
this movie is fucking garbage

>>80047218
Fools dont know good kino when they see it

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>>80046499

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>61

Insane

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>>80047218
This is a crime.

>>80045720
dark city was the most boring fucking film ive ever seen

>>80045873
How the fuck is this rated so low, are you shitting me?

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I still don't get what everyone had against it.

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>people will still deny it

>>80047218
>hosted a bunch of friends at my house over the weekend (i was one of the few that moved out at 18 so my house was "cool" because no parents)
>someone puts on Event Horizon
>i leave to go to work
>come back later, ask how the movie was
>SHIT ANON IT WAS SHIT they all scream
>watch it a couple weeks later
>utter disappointed in my friends

They usually have good kino tastes. I chalked this one up to just different opinions with them.

>>80047218
how is this possible?

>>80047218
Where we're going, we don't need scores.

>>80049733

Fair

>>80049733
That movie is where I drew the line. Sometimes I'm okay with not understanding something and reserving my own thoughts because hey...maybe to some capacity I am dumb and I just don't get it. But that fucking movie man. Complete trash.

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Critics are faggots.

>>80045754
This is the biggest injustice in the thread IMO. Aside from that annoying robot at the end, this was a solid fantasy adventure.

What went wrong?

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Suck on that, Herzog!