https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvM wVivVN20 THEY TOOK MY LI

This looks fucking terrible

T E R R I B L E

>>80040348
>"...your GHOST ;)"

Threw up desu

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>>80040348
What the actual fuck did I just watch.

>>80040348
>They took a decent story and turned it into a generic revenge plot
kek

Free will is a myth.
Religion is a joke.
We are all pawns controlled by something greater: Memes.
The DNA of the soul.

>They took a foreign intellectual property known widely for high brow quality in terms of plot, subtext, and writing
>They used it to make a generic Hollywood action movie with a generic plot
>They had a big name actress star in it to promote it
>They shelled out for amazing props and cgi departments

I want the people who fucked this up in spite of being greenlit for a huge budget out of the industry. When you have the budget, the intellectual property, the technical departments, and the starpower to get something made and draw in an audience there is no excuse to do this except for laziness and incompetence.

>>80040756
I don't get why they didn't just use the same plot from the original if you're going to use the name just go all out on the remake.

>>80040813

Because writing, directing, and possibly their lead actress were lazy. Alternately they wanted to, but got vetoed by studio execs.

>>80040845
I guess but I wish if they weren't going to do a straight copycat adaptation they would have gone and done something creative with it.

>>80040348
Why is she calling her Mira?

Also I didn't realize Taken guy was in this

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>>80040646
PREACH

America was a mistake

more and more I realize how the good guys lost WW2

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How the fuck do you screw up this bad? Who the fuck approved this? Who the fuck asked for this?

Does ANYONE think this looks good?

>>80040924

It's probably either the director or a studio exec. I imagine it going like this:

>Writer: Okay, so we've got a script for this Ghost in the Shell movie
>Dick: Oh yeah, that action franchise from Japan right?
>Writer: ...yeah, kind of. It's really more of a post-cyberpunk noir kind of film.
>Dick: I'm going to stop you right there. Audiences don't really come to see... whatever that is. I'm going to need you to retool it as an action film.
>Writer: But we've got a rough script and a budget a-
>Dick: Yeah, but the studio doesn't want to take a risk on something like that, just do a generic action film

The Hollywood machine has the capacity to fuck up anything.

>>80041028
I'm still not sure if we didn't nuke the japs enough or nuked them too much.

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>>80040646

>>80040958
they "localized" her name

>>80040348
doesn't make me hopeful for that Gunnm movie

>>80041218
oh fuck I have that same shirt I bought when I went on a trip to argentina when I was like 7 years old

>>80040756

>there is no excuse to do this except for laziness and incompetence.

We're way past laziness or incompetence.

This is just downright malevolence.

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>check the Wikipedia page because I don't even know who's producing and directing it
>they're all literally who's or people tied to constant failure
Why did anyone expect anything?

>>80040348
Of course the evil corporation
With the evil chairman
That does evil things and laughs humorlessly at their evil doings
But somehow spares the protagonist that later comes back to destroy them

I seriously thought hollywood would grow out of this phase by now. It's exhausting isn't it? If there is a refugee reading this, please don't look for the guys who wrote the script for that movie and blow them to smithereens
i beg pls don't that'll be terrible - boo hoo hoo america will never recover from it and there would finally be peace in the middle east

>>80040348
fans of the og ghost in the shell. In this remake, anybody else think the puppet master is tricking her into thinking she had a past and thats supposed to be some kind of plot twist?

>>80040348
Ugh, I really hope it will be at least 5/10 watchable.

This waking up part looks like shit though.

>>80040348
ree

>>80041918
>This is just downright malevolence.
Gee, who could be responsible for this....

>>80042112

It will be on par with the Robocop and True Recall remakes. Nothing more than a bizarre cinematic misguided and foolish curiosity.

What I don't get is how someone can completely miss the mark on what made GitS memorable and a cult hit.

>>80040348
THEY""
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They is the key to all this

>>80040756
>I want the people who fucked this up in spite of being greenlit for a huge budget out of the industry.
Come on now we all know there is a breaking point where the bigger the budget the worse the film will be.
Bigger budget means more money is needed to be made off it
The way to make money is to appeal to as many people as possible
It's pretty basic Hollywood stuff desu

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If you think this is bad then just wait for the Netflix adaptation of Death Note.

>>80042669

Then they should have taken the risk of doing it right instead of going straight to mediocrity.

>yfw there's a leaked pic of "Mira" standing at Motoko's grave

>>80042828
This will never happen as long there are number crunchers at big studios and capeshit keeps making hand over fist

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>>80042789

Both are horrid and neither is correct.

GIF Discarded.

>>80040348
Going by SAC season 2 didn't she lose her body when she was a kid because of a plain crash?

The episode this was revealed is the episode the director of this crap focused on. How did they fuck it up so bad.

I blame Marvel fags for this!

>>80042789
That Motoko looks awful.

She cannot act. How the fuck does a director watch that acting and think "this is alright!" Do they just not want to upset her feelings by telling her to do a better job?

>>80042913

Hollywood has become such trash you could literally crowdsource a script at random and get far better results.

We're in the Dark Ages right now.

>>80042943

He's a director who eats his studio's shit and accepts whatever they tell him to do because he wants a shot at doing real movies after "paying his dues". Do you really think he's going to tell an A-list actress that she can't act?

>>80042242
Yeah, fuck it going to re-watch GitS to clean my mind of this bullshit.

>There was an accident
>Do you remember
>Grease fire, McDonalds
>McDonalds, you ordered too much food
>We couldn't save your order

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>Kike on a Shell

the city looks cool though right

>>80043235
>cgi fest
>good

Robocop with a female lead.

Awful.

Post the lazy eye

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>>80040348
>inb4 ''human Mira'' parts are the fake memories that the hacker gave to her

It's because it's an anime and they're trying to keep it sort of anime. You don't realize how stupid and autistic it is until your """waifu""" becomes 3D.

how badly will this shit flop?

saw the trailer today before Logan and everybody was either silent or groaning, zero hype.

I hope that one theory about Scarjo being some kind of clone of Major turns out to be true. It's pure cringe otherwise.

It's still cringe, but less so because they aren't COMPLETELY ruining the original

>generic revenge story
why do they go through all the trouble of doing all the legwork of making movies like this and then suddenly run completely dry when it comes to the actual story that they are trying to tell

>Lucy 2

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>>80040646

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>>80040348
>mira your body was damaged
>MIRA

>>80040348
For all the morons complaining about the deviation form the source material, the choices for casting and changes in the storyline are simple; for this movie to be popular, normies must also have an interest in going to it. Scarlett Johansson is well known and plenty of normies will go to a movie just to see her in it.

Imagine if there was a Japanese woman cast as the main character. No one would give a shit and it would be passed off as low-budget Japanese shit film making to anyone who watches the trailer. This is basic business.

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>>80040348
So it's going to be robocop rebooted: feminist edition.
Hollywood strikes again.

>>80040756
>>80040813
>>80040845
>>80040924
>>80041918
No, this isn't laziness or malevolence its fear, the producers were too afraid the audience wouldn't get it &/or they feared being labeled pretentious like BVS.

>>80041989
>>they're all literally who's or people tied to constant failure
No Snow White & the Huntsman was genuinely good.

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GUYS CALM THE FUCK DOWN.
The Hanka corporation & Section 9 may be separate from each other, Major goes to work for Section 9 out of a desire for justice/revenge on the terrorist who destroyed her human body.
And this isn't nearly as big a divergence from the source as you think, over the course of the franchise we had multiple corrupt organizations/companies, they just used the one who built major in place of one of those so the corruption would hit closer to home for the main character.

>>80041036
>Does ANYONE think this looks good?
Yes very much so but that is heavily dependent on weather or not the primary cast of Section 9 are bad guys also (I don't want them to be)

I don't even care that much for GitS, the 95 anime movie was good and everything else I got bored of after a few episodes, that being said I'm so done with hollywood and endless super hero movies and shitty adaptations of cult classics from different mediums. I don't even have good taste in movies either but even a pleb like myself is sickened by how much garbage hollywood is spewing out.

Some of my family will probably end up wasting money seeing this movie, whenever we're together next I feel obligated to show them the 95 movie just to show them how fucking awful modern hollywood adaptations are.

>>80042242
>What I don't get is how someone can completely miss the mark on what made GitS memorable and a cult hit.
The incredible animation & art.
The philosophizing was only a small part of the movie not the central.

>>80044328
Wow you must be real smart my newfriend. Hows your homework goin?

My biggest question regarding this is why is this Ghost in the Shell?
It's not like Ghost in the Shell is some super popular property in the West. If you were going to make a cookie cutter sci fi action film why not avoid paying for the rights and just make a generic AAA movie with Scarlett Johansson?

>>80040348
Am I glad NGE never got a live-action adaptation.

Now we only need to find a way to make them cancel the Akira-production.

>>80044806

Someone on the project wanted to make it right. The ball got rolling on it. Someone came in and "reviewed" the project once the money came in. Whatever was originally planned was probably axed in favor of the generic bullshit approach favored by Hollywood.

>>80044863
GITS came out before NGE. Give it time.

This is going to be almost as good as Aeon Flux!

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>>80040348

>>80042017
Why cant the people who do bad things do it to the bad people? How is a bus full of people going to their 9-5 going to fix the world?

>>80044919
gits mango was released before NGE's, not the animu though.

>>80044887
This, or the usual "Buy an existing franchise because it's low risk and there's an extant fanbase that will presumably watch the adaptation"

>>80044965
Movie came out before the series, Nov 95. NGE finished airing in 96.

>>80044863
They have to do the 3D remake of Princess Mononoke fist.
It will be produced by the Despicable Me guys

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>>80044957
>giving hollywood this much credit

>>80045017

>They turn the forest spirits into the next Minions

>>80045017
I just hope the forest spirits become goofy lovable minion type characters with much more screen time this time around.

why did they make her a fat robot

>>80041075

I think this all the time
I lose sleep on this

>>80044957
Wait that is a real behind the scenes image?

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>>80044957

>>80040348
Is it me but doesn't it seem like she wasn't the best actress for the part?

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>>80044957

>>80044863
>Cowboy Bebop live action
>Spike is play by Ryan Reynolds

>>80045228
The camera work in this show love it.

>>80042913
Mira isn't Motoko. She's someone else who got in an accident and they plopped her in a copy of Motoko's body and fucked with her head to try an replicate Motoko. To get another supercop, or to get someone else who can netmerge with an AI, who knows. But later she even visits the grave of Motoko Kusanagi.
It's a Stealth Sequel.
That's why togusa is old as fuck.
Just what the fuck does that make this Batou though, who knows.

>>80045319
>Mira is not even Japanese
>They hid this to drum controversy over the ethnicity of their lead actress
Clever

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>>80040756
>high brow quality in terms of plot, subtext, and writing
lmaoing at ur life

I just came by to say

BBRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPP

>>80040756

JEEEEWWWWS.

How many more fucking times do we have to spell it out for you fucking naive cunts. Compare EVERYTHING a jew touches to an actual artist. Youll find it to be subverted, degraded and completely drained of any life it once had.

>>80040348

NO ONE MAN SHUH HAH ALL DAT POWER

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>>80040348
>this movie

>what we should get: sicario vs i, robot
>what we will get: lucy vs rush hour

>>80040348
>Truly, truly, you are the ghost in the shell.

Wow, a little on the nose.

Such a lust for revenge...
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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>The Maj...no wait "MIRA" has a robotic body so it must have been done against her will
>Batou has robotic eyes so it must be the result of an accident, nobody would want eyes like that

Oh Hollywood you are so fucking dumb, Jesus Christ!

>>80046693
You'd really think they'd be familiar with the concept of transhumanism.

>>80040348
>Japanese robot people are now white
>Arthurian legendary characters are now niggers
what the fuck is going on

>>80044863
Anno would never let that happen, I'm sure. NGE is an artistic treasure, GITS is a generic anime series.

>>80046934
>>Arthurian legendary characters are now niggers
Huh?

>>80046218
Kill yourself honestly

>>80047037
Fuck you, GITS is art as well.

>>80040348
who took her tits btw ?
she's meh now

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>>80040348
>they ruined it with political shit


RRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>80047065
KANG as Lancelot

Nigger also as L (a british person)
And a gross heeb as Light (a japanese person)

reellly jogg the nogg

>>80047037
Anno and artistic integrity havent seen eachothers in ages.

>>80047155
It all depends on the fourth rebuild

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>>80047101
guess you should've killed all the Jews before they infested Hollywood with their kikery huh lazy bones.

>>80047155
Shin Godzilla my man

>>80047065
I believe he's referring to a King Arthur remake where King Arthur is an obsolete farming tool

>>80047279
Ill give you that because i still have to see it.

>>80042242
>True Recall
True Recall was based as fuck
And that's a fact
Jack

>>80047326
Tru Calling you pleb.

>>80040348
I'm glad I'll probably live long enough to see this fake bodied kike die.

>>80047280
Hes referring to that shitty once upon a time tv series where lancelot and merlin are niggers. I will never understand why they didnt include africans myth and legends if they wanted black characters, some are pretty fucking good.

>takeshi kitano is in this

The gook should go back to making kino like he did in the 90's. Every single Hollywood project he's been involved in has been shit.

>>80047338
>not the highly esteemed Total Calling
And I'm the plebiscite

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>>80047326
>and that's a fact Jack
Only extremely autistic "people" say this.

>>80047366
Anansi the Spider
Arrow to the Sun

>>80047407
Jack, relax, get busy with the facts.

>>80047101
What's in there? I'm not watching that shite. Is it on the level of "Japan has assumed world leadership since President Dump destroyed America"?

>>80047407
>getting that wound up about someone's vernacular
>calling me autistic
You're the autistic one
And guess what
That's a fact,
Jack!

>>80047450
Domt project your autism onto other people and try not to talk like a fag, sweetie. You're dismissed.

>>80047438
What's the matter Ahmed? Is it blocked in Britbongistan?

>>80047438
Youd have to wait at least a year for that kind of movies.

>>80040348
>now i truly am.. the ghost in the shell
can't believe she actually said this

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>>80047417
I didnt ask for recs, i just want them to de-nig my arthurians legends.

this is just completely shit

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>>80047366
There's a part of me that thinks the token negro is part of a white conspiracy to reinforce the idea that blacks have no history. Even in the roots(i know it's part of the narratice)remake, we only get a glimpse of an Africa long gone before we're whisked away on slave ships. Where's my "Nada the lily," movie?

>>80041036
I've never seen an image that so perfectly captures the combined sadness and blind fury that this movie makes me feel. thank you anon.

>>80046934
The Major's ethnicity, nor anyone's ethnicity in the GiTS 1995 film, a factor to the film's plot and themes.

>>80047037
SAC: The Laughing Man is really all over the place in terms of quality. 4/10-8/10 episodes, mostly 5/10s. Been watching it for a week and a half and people who say 2nd Gig is worse have no fucking taste at all.

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>>80040348

obvious cgi body because she's fat lol

>>80040348

>mira

so instead of calling her major, they call her mira

>>80047694
i'd be quicker to attribute it to laziness and ignorance tbqh

>>80047798
Ive hardly heard of anyone saying that 2nd gig is worse. The first season was full of extremely interesting concept but i agree that the delivery was somewhat lacking. The film is where its truly at anyways.

>>80040348
Is this real? Her face is so bloated and dull. She is not right for the role.

>>80047931
I've had too many discussions on /tv/ alone with people who say 2nd Gig is worse than Laughing Man, and that Gohda is a shitty generic villain. The refugee and internet shit is completely applicable to today's political and social climate.

>>80047570
Fair enough
These are just cool little 10 page children's fables
Worth a look regardless

>>80047280
>obsolete farming tool
I like that this was so subtle that not even the racist who replied to you got it.

>>80047499
>try not to talk like a fag
>sweetie
>don't project your autism
This whole post is retarded

>>80048047
I think you might be legit stupid and grasping for "victories" that aren't there

desperate, nigger?

>>80040646
FUCK YOUR MEMES!

>>80048044
Ill look into them because you sound like a nice person.

>>80047037
>Anno would never let that happen
I assume you haven't seen the Rebuild-movies yet.

>>80040348

Why take an established IP, then abandon the core themes and common backstory?

It's like batman never having his parents die in front of him. The tone and core antagonist might be different between the adaptions but there's still core elements that tie them together. Neither manga, movie, anime or OVAs are carbon copies of each other, but as far I recall all keep the same backstory and still deal with AI/spec ops/politics.

Why not make a 'brain in a jar' gets revenge for being run over movie without using the GitS brand name? Because brand recognition. Even if it's a fucking jap one.

>>80048086
What an unintelligent response. I am so white you probably look black compared to me.

>>80048116
>Why take an established IP, then abandon the core themes and common backstory?

Because they had a script they wanted to adapt but didn't think would sell, and the rights an IP they didn't want to adapt particularly. So they mash them together.
Sometimes it works. Die Hard 3 wasn't a Die Hard movie originally. Other times it doesn't.

>>80047931
>The film is where its truly at anyways.
That's not true. 2nd Gig is way better than the film.

>>80041036
I think it looks pretty cool. I have no interest in anime so I don't care about the source material. Thinking this might be pleb filter.

>>80048116
They dont, the 1995 film has an extremely different backstory.

>>80048096
So do you
Cheers

>>80048148
lel, you're so insecure about your race that it even interferes with the little ability you have to read

now go back and read it the whole reply chain out loud 10 times

>>80048204
Why don't you stop fucking projecting? Are you Donald Trump or some shit? "No we totally didn't rig the election, THEY did!"

>>80048163
care to explain why? I love them both but i cant agree with you here.

>>80048173
That's why I think it's funny when people complain about it being different from the film. The film itself is not at all a faithful adaptation of the manga. All GitSes do their own thing, this is just one more to add to the pile. I'm open-minded.

>>80048263
The film is just kind of a generic action flick while SAC proves to be something much more thoughtful.

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>>80040348
worst film of the millennium confirmed.

>>80048338
Thats the first time ive ever heard someone saying that the series is more thoughtful than the 1995 film, are you sure you arent thinking of arise? People who criticise the film usually say that its 2deep4u or slow or whatever, surely anything but an action flick.

The weebshit triggering more than makes up for them probably making a shit movie that I would've enjoyed if done right.

>>80046766

But the movie is going to get railed on by Deus Ex fans.

>>80048338
>The film is just kind of a generic action flick

The GiTS 1995 is a generic action flick? 2nd Gig and the film are thoughtful pieces of media.

>>80040348
This is retarded, Motoko was in a plane crash or some shit as a child where everyone but her and another boy ended up dying and that's when she got a full body prosthetic.

This doesn't do her character any hood

>>80048521
That's only in SAC.

>>80048578
Yeah the film seems to follow the concepts of the original film of implanted memories and mokoto possibly not being a human, of course as we see in the trailers its completely hamfisted and lampshaded because its hollywood

>>80048521
This literally isn't Motoko though, Motoko's grave is in the movie.

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https://youtu.be/KosBvDyWgnA
All of this work just in to the trash, what a shame

>>80048926
Looks amazing to me. I think the new pleb filter is coming. animetards btfo.

>>80048707

Could also be that the grave she visits is the one that holds the remains of her human body since she is officially dead as part of her cover.

I think that's more likely than her visiting her predecessor's grave really. That sounds a bit too intelligent for the tone of the ads we've seen so far.

Someone post the fat stills from the movie.

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>>80049203
Ghost in the Elevator, not Stairwell

>>80049244
Thank you, friendo

>>80041275
BEB

>>80044957
What'll really happen:
>Halfway though Mira finds out the organization she's been working for is actually the true evil who want to eradicate mankind
>She teams up with a male operator she'd been fighting against but who is actually a good guy
>In the final battle the guy dies but not before dropping some sequel bait
>Good guys win the end

>>80040348
Looks like shit and I could literally smell that bitch the second they showed her face

>>80040348
Is anime worth watching guys? Not this anime in particular but anime in general?

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>ITT: Weebs

>>80051141
Are books worth reading?

>>80051141
10% of anime, yeah. A lot of anime can get formulaic nowadays. Start with the 80s and 90s OVAs/TV.

>>80051141

Lots of kino anime, but it all depends on your tastes.

>>80051182
See
>>80051166
They put me off on this site and the internet in general but I'm sure if there's a dedicated following there must be some good stuff and not just nearly nude girls.

>>80051141
No. Most of it is shit and most of the good stuff are adaptations where the original work is superior.

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>The shell is theirs, BUT YOUR GHOST IS YOURS

Everything about this movie is just insulting.

>>80040348
i was legitimately hyped before this trailer

>take arguably the greatest cyberpunk work ever
>turn it into robocop with the cinematography of a superhero movie, the cgi of a low budget chink ripoff, and the acting talent of a damp cloth
I'm SO FUCKING MAD
the scene where the major fights the stealth tank is great
she hides behind pillars and shoots it and it's quiet when they're not firing
and then the bit in the fucking trailer
FUCK
THE PILLAR IS THINNER THAN THE FAT SOW IS
ITS ALL POORLY DONE CGI
WHY DID THEY CHOOSE SOMEONE WHO CANT ACT AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>80044284
She is telling her to look, dumbass.

It certainly won't be great but I feel like /tv/'s hype for it is being weighed down by butthurt weeabs.

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>>80049244

>>80053558
>tfw I have more muscle mass than her and have never worked out

Stick with what your genes are made for hun.

>>80053647
t. lardass

>>80053687
and yet I've achieved with no effort what she has dedicated her entire life to not even beating me at

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>>80053558
a cute

>>80053707
That's what will happen when you have to lug 350 lbs of dead weight simply to roll out of bed.

>>80053913
heh stay jelly

>>80053647
and I'm a 6'5 280lb Arnold Schwarzenegger lookalike

>>80053863
So this is the power of rice.

>>80053863
>Hank Hill

>>80053863
>>80053558

Shame they look like reverse of ladyboys. Gentlemengirls?

>>80053975
Would be lordgirl

>>80042743
WE

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>>80040348
This makes me want to put a bullet through my monitor.

For Revenge ;-)

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>>80053935

>>80053558
sauce?

>>80053558
>>80053863
>>80054251
If you find this attractive you're a homosexual.

>>80054398
Nothing wrong with being gay, thank you very much.

>>80052652
I'm starting to think this is movie of the year for me. Weebtears just makes me want to watch it more and more.

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>>80054363
Song Naeun

>>80053558
too bad fake tits

>>80054251
She's a big girl.

>>80054694
it probably won't be bad VISUALLY. I'm worried about the story.

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>>80054251
>tfw no musclefu to feed and watch her grow

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>>80052652
>mfw they're also going to copy the original music during the cyborg-body creation sequence

>>80054817
>musclefu kills the thread

this makes me sad

>>80055128
post moar

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>>80040756
>anime
>highbrow

>>80040348
>ctrl-f "pig in the blanket"
>0 results
come on /tv/

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>>80054398
>projecting this hard

>>80055249
/fit/posting is better

>>80055249
Didn't want to joke steal.

>>80055190
I can't, Ill get reported again

her name is Yeon Woo Jhi btw

>>80054398
>>80053975
FAT UGLY ROASTIES DETECTED

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>>80055249
>"In the fridge I dwell"

>>80040845
>Alternately they wanted to, but got vetoed by studio execs.

This is way more likely

>itt people pretend original gits had good story
>uh so you're a woman but not really a woman because you're only in the SHELL and your so..GHOST is uh also in there somewhere and anyway you're not a woman really
>cue in kenji kawai orchestra
>ps there's a guy that hacks shells

>>80056203
thanks for the synopsis kid

>>80044525
it will be another "terrorist are backed by corporation episode"
she already said "you do not own me" so... it must be Hanka

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>>80040348
>no lungs
>breathe
>mira

>>80044957
WTF can hollywood be this based? was it all a ruse after all??????

>>80055520
>why don't women look more like buff men guys
wtf wrong with you closet faggot

>>80053558
>>80053687
>>80053863
>>80053913
>>80054251
>>80054363
>>80054561
>>80054702
>>80054743
>>80054817
>>80055128
>>80055190
>>80055383
>>80055422
>>80055506
>>80055520

Fags

>>80052652
This is the worst. The ghost concept is so simple yet interesting. And yet the dumbass writers literally just think it means her soul

>>80045283
lolno it was actually going to be kino reeves. not even kidding.

>>80047109
don't forget dear idris playing roland.