Lawrence, Ridley, Vikander, Larson, Robbie and More Competing

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>MARIAN will face competition in the form of Lionsgate's upcoming gritty retelling of the legend, ROBIN HOOD: ORIGIN, written by Joby Harold ("King Arthur: Legend of the Sword") and directed by Otto Bathurst ("Peaky Blinders"), which is also expected to launch a franchise with spin-offs for the pivotal characters.

>The movie is a conventional retelling of the legend, with Robin Locksley returning to Nottingham after fighting in the Crusades and assembling the Merry Men to overthrow the corrupt Sheriff of Nottingham, and is being described as a "medieval JOHN WICK".

>The movie stars Taron Egerton ("Kingsman: The Secret Service") as Robin Hood, with Eve Hewson ("Bridge of Spies") as Maid Marian, Jamie Foxx ("Ray") as Little John, Jamie Dornan ("Fifty Shades of Grey") as Will Scarlet and Ben Mendehlson ("Rogue One: A Star Wars Story") as the Sheriff of Nottingham. It'll be released on March 23, 2018.

All hot garbage. Fuck hollywood

Shitting on an English legend by killing him and putting woman in the lead role. Feminist wankers.

CALL A LOCKSMITH

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there's one and only Marian.
Marian Pazdzioch, polish superhero

Already been done and done and was enjoyable without all the liberal finger wagging that the film will no doubt do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtJ4uPaFyok

>>80034777
Only Vikander and Larson are actresses. And Larson soiled herself by agreeing to do capeshit

Oy vey.

Cant they just ONCE come up with something original instead of another reboot remake sequel prequel spinoff sidequest bullshit?

>>80035184
Vikander is doing vidyashit.

>>80035134
Black guy was Cat from Dwarf, Sheriff was Baldrick from Blackadder. Kids TV Kino.

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>medieval JOHN WICK
What the fuck does that even mean?

MEN IN TIGHTS

>>80035317
Great credits and theme too. Always watched it to the end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWhLp2Zpn1w

Will never forget the giant King John Jelly Baby episode either.

>>80035356

Anachronistic superviolence and an upbeat action score

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>>80035356
I fucking love elves!

>>80034787
>ROBIN HOOD: ORIGIN
................why

nobody wants that, literally nobody

>>80034777
What a stupid fucking idea.
I hope Daisy gets it. If not her, then Vikander.

>>80035356
Gun-fu with arrows.

>>80034787

damn that semen demon

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Alicia!

>>80034777
Of course they are up for a shit role. All of these bitches are shit and ugly
>>80035184
They are all shit. Vikander and Larson especially

>>80034787
Bono's daughter looks like THAT?!

>>80034787
>Jamie Foxx ("Ray") as Little John
a black man in 13th Century England?...seems a little forced

>>80034777
This sounds retarded. Why wouldnt they just use the new actress from the upcoming reboot if they wanted to do that?

Well, it at least warms my heart to see relative newcomers can get bidding wars with their scripts again. Pete Barry, according to IMDB, only has a short to his name.

>>80035546
Morgan Freeman was in Prince of Thieves, m8.

>>80035546
Blame Kevin Costner

It'd be a reasonable idea for a comedy: That's the only way you could justify killing off such an iconic character at the start of a film.

meme galore

Now these are plain faced bland robotic actresses. Give me Emma Watson or Rose Byrne

>>80035055

HEY ABAAAHHHHTTTT

>>80034787
>upcoming gritty retelling of the legend, ROBIN HOOD: ORIGIN
Ugh.

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>>80034777

ugh this pic just highlights how disgusting Robbie actually is

>>80034777
>>80034787
The first one sounds more horrible but medieval John Wick sounds bad.
JESUS CHRIST.

Why the fuck are they still remaking robin hood?. Didn't they have enough with the stupid Ridley Scott Robin hood?.

Hopefully some terrorists will detonate a nuke in hollywood and deliver us from this shit.

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>Anything men can do, women can do better!

Just stop. Don't take an established story and replace the male hero with a woman. Write something original. Stop pandering to stupid people. Anyone who isn't an idiot sees this shit for the lazy, manipulative trash it is.

>>80034777
>precursos of a franchise in the same vein as GLADIATOR and BRAVEHEART.

But neither of those are franchises. WTF?.

>female hero and male supporting character encounter bad guys
>male character gets ready to fight
>suddenly, female hero charges in and kicks everyones ass
>shot of male character's face as he cocks his head to the side in a bewildered fashion

>>80034787
>is being described as a "medieval JOHN WICK".
If this is accurate, FUCKING HYPE

>>80034777
>"When a conspiracy to conquer England leads to the assassination of Robin Hood before her very eyes, Marian must rise to power and lead her people into a war that will not only decide the fate of her kingdom, but will see her don the mantle of the man she loved, and reimagine the story of a legend we thought we knew."
Sounds awful

>>80035795
OP means a franchise with the same tone and scope as those movies.

Ridley, Vikander and Larson are considered A list?

>>80035849
yep
they star in $100m+ franchises, and two of them are oscar winners

>>80034777
Ridley's disgusting, Robbie is an untalented ironing board, and Larson is a niggerlover.

So between Lawrence and Vikander who is a better choice, i know nothing of Vikander.

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>>80034787

>The movie is a conventional retelling of the legend, with Robin Locksley returning to Nottingham after fighting in the Crusades and assembling the Merry Men to overthrow the corrupt Sheriff of Nottingham, and is being described as a "medieval JOHN WICK".

Looks
2/10 3/10 2/10 1/10 4/10

Acting wise
1/10 1/10 2/10 1/10 5/10

>>80035849
keep up grandpa

>>80035936
There is no way in hell Margot Robbie is the hottest of the girls she is a skinny generic blonde bimbo.

>>80035849
No
>>80035951
Kid nobody knows who they are irl
>>80035873
That means nothing when its star wars and jew trophies

It's basically russiam roulette all of them are shit tier battling for relevancy.

>>80035546
>It can be done well, see: >>80035134

>>80035951

I can't even tell who 90% of the names in the second post are

>>80035873

Fair enough, I don't think i've ever seen any of Vikanders or Larsons movies though

>>80034777
>robin hood gets assassinated
all guuuurl power memes aside, this sounds like it would be good. Does friar tuck become her comedic relief?

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>>80035849

>Lawrence and Robbie are considered A-List

>>80035809
>movies depicting things that don't exist
>they better be god dam believable
at what age did you drag your inner child out back and shoot him dead.

>>80035978
I'm not even into robbie at all but do you see the competition? I think they are all so plain its hard to seperate them even. I don't even think robbie is that attractice but I'd rather bang her I guess at least in Wolf of Wall Street

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>>80036017
>i, a racist conspiracy theorising basement-dweller, am qualified to decide who is and isn't relevant in hollywood

>>80035546
>Not calling black Little John: Lil' John

Opportunity missed

>>80036096

Lawerence is definitely 'famous' while Robbie is mainstream now. The other 3 are debatable. Ridley is only Star Wars and the other two could be reality tv stars for all I know about them

>>80036120
I think Lawrence is the hottest, she's not a knockout but she does it for me over Robbie.

And again i have no idea who Vikander is.

>>80034777
>When a conspiracy to conquer England leads to the assassination of Robin Hood before her very eyes, Marian must rise to power and lead her people into a war that will not only decide the fate of her kingdom, but will see her don the mantle of the man she loved, and reimagine the story of a legend we thought we knew."
>and is expected to be the precursos of a franchise in the same vein as GLADIATOR and BRAVEHEART.

Please choose Daisy Ridley so the movie is double shit.

>>80034777
All you are missing is Saoirse and you have the essential oscarbait and capeshit core of shit meme actresses.

>>80036118

>just turn your brain off lmao

unlike you i actually have standards.
unlike you i will not accept film to be reduced to the lowest common denominator
i will not be reduced to watching "flicks" like this bullshit

i watch films to gain knowledge
i watch films to promote inner strength
i watch films to find truth
i watch films for power
i watch films for honor

only a fool watches "flicks" for "entertainment"

>>80036211
please choose lawrence so she keeps getting type casted in le epic female archer movies

>>80036127
If you think they matter like the daisyfag tfa babby you are you are mistaken and laughably so. They are all talentless. At least daisy is the youngest.

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>>80036239

>>80036256
>if I move the goalposts and argue a strawman, that will retroactively make me seem like less of an ignorant moron
Daisy Ridley is a bad actress. She is also A-list. Get over it kid

>>80035454
>>80035356
>no melf gf

>>80036299
Nobody has seen star wars because of her nor will how old are you

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>>80034777
>and is expected to be the precursor of a franchise

stopped reading here
fuck off, DROPPED

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>>80036469
>Nobody has seen star wars because of her nor will how old are you
nah its pretty much just you. normies don't care about any of the shit that gets bitched out here.

>>80036118
>movies depicting things that don't exist
Medieval England didn't exists?.

>>80036469
christ you're an idiot

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>>80034777
>assassination of Robin Hood before her very eyes, Marian must rise to power and lead her people into a war

Please not fucking JLaw

>>80036017
You don't know what A list means moron

>>80036532
>watch sherlock holmes
>omfg they didnt get his hair right

>>80034845
Right, this movie is going to tank. Seriously though, does anybody give a fuck about Robin Hood? They obviously didn't learn from Tartzan.

>>80034777
>>80034787
I don't want to see this at all.

None of these actresses have the work ethic, looks or gravitas to make for an action heroine either.

It's been like 4-5 times total where I've seen an female action hero and not batted an eye:
>Uma Thurman, Kill Bill (She is 5'11, can act and pulls off angry and the the action excellent)
>Linda Hamilton, Terminator (tough as nails, ripped, psycho momabear)
>Carrie-Ann Moss, Matrix (It just worked, I dunno why)
>Jessica Biel, Blade 3/Total Recall (fit as fuck, good coordination, can actually perform fight choreography)
>Emily Blunt, Edge of Tomorrow

>>80034777
Margot Robbie is the best choice there and I fucking hate Margot Robbie.

>>80036575
to think there was a time when any production would've latched on the second jlaw showed any interest
and now she's reduced to being considered alongside daisy ridley and margot robbie
JUST

>>80036687
Ripley - Alien.

>>80036687
Good thing your judgement is the standard

>>80034777
>female leader
Into the trash it goes.
>>80034787
She has nice eyes but I dislike girls that use their eyes as a crutch so they eye fuck the camera every moment they get. Okay we get it, your eyes are fucking pale.

>>80034777
It'd be good if they focused on her using politics and diplomacy, possibly leveraging any sons they might have had, capitalising on her husband's reputation to build and lead an army against her enemies, like actual influencial medieval women (of which there were many) did.

But sounds like they're just going to make her le STRONK INDEPENDANT WYMYN archetype and have her kick the Sheriff of Nottingham in the balls whilst knocking men twice her size to the ground with a single punch.

>>80036546
Watch her other shit fail

>>80036687
Blunt is a meme like Chastain and Adams too

>>80036753
You just described The Phantom Menace act 1.

>>80036813
4chan insults don't actually mean things in real life, you fucking fedirgin.

>>80034787
>Jamie Foxx ("Ray") as Little John
Gross do not want

>It'll be released on March 23, 2018
They're going to get everything done within a year?
Not seeing it.

>>80036723
Yes, she didn't do much action though. This is described as medieval john wick with female protagonist lmao.

>>80036728
It should be because im being objective.

Yes marketability/fame is important for a female lead, but women aren't held to the same standards as men at all in action and it's bullshit (imagine paul giamatti after 2 month vaction as navy seal).

Most of them don't even fucking try, remember Jlaw in X-men? Scarjo now in GITS? That terminator re-reboot with fat Khaleesi? The cashiers around the local grocery stores are more fit than she was in that movie.

Meanwhile guys have to gym for a year with roids and do real combat training/shooting/grappling and shit. No wonder it's a bit more believable then.

>>80036813
She did fine in Sicario too, she wasn't some badass. She was just a competent fed who get her shit pushed in when shit got real.

>>80035546

I'll bet you 50 bucks they'll make a big dick joke about his name.

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>>80035546

>>80036884
I think you need to rewatch that movie's first act m8.

>>80035546
BRITAIN HAS ALWAYS BEEN A DIVERSE AND MULTICULTURAL SOCIETY FREE OF HATE AND ANYONE WHO DISAGREES IS A NEONAZI

>>80037183
>She was just a competent fed who get her shit pushed in when shit got real.
and that was the point

>>80034777
>lawrence
movie will flop
>ridley
yeah
>vikander
movie will flop
>larsson
movie will flop
>robbie
there weren't fridges in medieval england

>yet another meme movie

who gives a fuck

>>80037253
No one deserves that punishment, pal.

>>80034787
that manlet is going to be robin hood? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>80037183
She acts the same non emoting way

>>80035508
what interview is this from?

>>80037653
She is excellent. In Girl on the Train she did.

>>80037852
But she didn't

>Amy Pascal

WHY IS THIS BITCH STILL AROUND!?

>>80035564
thats why it was a comedy

>>80035356
>>medieval JOHN WICK
>What the fuck does that even mean?

Hawkeye solo movie.

The guy even looks the part.

>>80034777
All these bitches are ugly as fuck

>>80035564
He wasn't Little John though.
He was an OC created for the film.

Cheapest salary will win.

>>80035226
They can't. Theyr hemorrhaging money and fewer people are going to the movies.

>>80034777
Do we get to see the auditions of whomever sucks the best cock? It's the only way they'll see any of my money.

>all this shitposting
What happened to you /tv/?

>>80034777
Jane Levy and Blake Lively are both hotter and better actresses than any of those broads.

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>>80039130

i used to think vikander was pretty but she's actually quite ugly

>>80035480

>medieval Jon wick
>what will essentially be a Medieval version of Arrow
>not wanting this

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>>80034777
>which reinvents the legend of Robin Hood through the eye's of the hero's lover Maid Marian.

>>80035184
They have nothing to prove anymore. They've made it, won the coveted Oscar and now are gonna take it easy doing money roles. Honestly can't blame them considering the shit movies being pumped out lately.

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>>80034777
Can't we at least get a THICC Robin Hood if this shit has to be made into a female empowerment movie?

>>80040788
Nice Tumblr meme

>>80034777
would rather a movie about drunken English lords raping peasant women and then going on crusade to smash in some muslim heads

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>>80041790
>ywn see Hayley Atwell stealing from the rich and giving to the poor using the power of meme magic from dem titties

>>80034777
the Marian one has potential if they ACTUALLY treat it like Gladiator or Braveheart - a gritty, real, epic story. Also if they cast meme actresses Lawrence or Ridley it would be pointless. Honestly Vikander is the only one I can see bringing real gravitas to the role and story.

I just hope it doesn't turn out like most modern fantasy/action films. It'll probably end up like Snow White and the Huntsman though, which is unfortunate.

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>>80034777
>How do we top our latest robin hood movie?
>lets make it about marian