>Do you want the basic gestalt or the big enchilada? What

>inb4 Buzz Aldrin a instagram

Scott Adams
Anthony Cumia
Jesse Ventura
Gavin McInnes
Milo

I still don't get why /x/fags didn't like Eddie Bravo on this one, he's super enthusiastic and engaged the whole time! Do they feel threatened by fit people?

like all stupid people using foreign words at random makes him feel smart

like people using "kino"

>>80031350
He kept interrupting and derailing things. Seems like a great guy, just not great to listen to all the time.

>>80031350
Honestly, he was fine if the show had been longer. He's too scatterbrained when stoned and drunk to keep on topic

>>80031360
Knowing nothing about you I can guarantee with 100% confidence that he's as intelligent as, or more intelligent than you.

Isn't he getting sued?

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>>80031254

>>80031416
Yes, jumping to assumptions without any knowledge is also a mark of the stupid. Good job.

>>80031387
Not that often. He cut Alex Jones a few times but that's fine because if you let Alex rant, he will just rant forever. Overall I'm pretty sure he spoke less than 5% of the whole bloody podcast. Eddie was fine.

>>80031254
enchilada pill me bros

>>80031350
Nobody liked Eddie Bravo because he was annoying as hell

Did anyone watch the Theo Von one recently? I had never heard of him but he's really funny.

The bit where he talks about eating vietnamese people was hilarious.

This dumb fuck needs a gasoline enema.

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>>80031254

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Buzz

>>80031563
he spoke more than rogan my man

B A S I C

>>80031779
Really? If he did then I didn't get that impression at all. Maybe I should watch it again

>>80031254
How can anyone listen to this deluded fool?

>>80031360
This. Alex Jones doesn't even know what an enchilada is.

>>80031254
I subscribed to his Youtube channel out of curiosity. I thought there'd be some amusement to be had viewing his content. But I had to unsub a day later. Just too many videos man.... too, too many.

>>80031874
OP here, it was my first time listening to him in anything and he always backed things up with facts, sometimes even word-for-word, that the producer would look up and find the sources on the internet.

>>80031921
If you're talking about AJ, I did the same thing. Plus too many of the videos are boring people that aren't him.

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>>80031473
Sounds like I'm right.

And I'm awarding Alex +1 IQ point for being wildly successful while you kvetch in your mom's basement.

Better luck next time kiddo.

>>80031254
>"Very strong tobacco."

I wish I could smoke weed and drink whiskey with Alex Jones

>>80032057
what's kvetch? is it like kvatch from elder scrolls oblivion?

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>>80031764

>>80031966
Most of his stuff is bullshit, but god damn is it entertaining. Probably the most enjoyable thing I've seen in the last year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUIcCyPOA30

>>80032079
Did you see how much fucking whisky he downed in that podcast? He was shit faced

>Bathroom every two seconds
>Yah space vampires whatever
>Trump sure is great *drinks more whisky*

The perfect follow up to the Alex Jones episode is #668 Jon Ronson.

https://youtu.be/rUuFMjhRkmU

They spend the first 30 mins talking about Alex Jones and Jon Ronson infiltrating the illuminati.

Jon Ronson is Louis Theroux's Louis Theroux.

>>80032163
I just want a video of Alex Jones talking while "Icarus" plays. Is that too much to ask?

>>80031815

>Born December 16, 1961

That isn't 43.

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MOON OF MARS

>>80032088
It's Yiddish I think. Means squished up.

>>80032322
That's not his birthday. It's February 11, 1974.

>>80032088
>>80032458
it means bitching, complaining and griping

>>80032536
No it doesn't. And I'm a fucking Heeb so don't argue

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>>80032506

>>80032563
sorry schlomo, it means
NOUN
a person who complains a great deal.
VERB
complain.

>>80032563
He's right, anon.
Jon Stewart used it somewhat regularly

>>80032609
>north american
lmao sorry, I'm using the actual proper usage of the word as used in Israel

Etymology[edit]
From Yiddish קוועטשן (kvetshn), cognate to German quetschen (“crush, press”).

>>80032322
>>80032582
Yeah, never mind, I just realized what you did there.

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>>80031433
I wonder why

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THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)

THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST

TO POP YOUR:

ALPHA BRAIN
SHROOMTECH
KRILL & MCT OIL
PRIMATE CARE PILLS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk <---- HIT PLAY NIGGA
>YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE

>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE

>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA

DUDE BOOOOM LMAO

DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE

>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"
Joe Rogan, 2015

>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING
Brought to you by SquareSpace©
cue the hempforce mustard

>>80031350
He was being rude and moronic the whole time. Joe is trying to pick Alex's brain in a calm and collected way and Eddie keeps butting in with "SAYS WHO" like a dick.

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>>80032907
>DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE

my fucking GIGASIDES

>>80032907
SMASHIN THAT PLAY BUTTON.

I don't get it, this man openly insults the god emporer and questions his infallible wisdow yet you accept him? Why is no one autisticly screaming cuck at Joe non stop?

>>80031350
Plus Edgy Brah said he likes trump and we should give him a chance. He's /our guy/

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>>80031350
Eddie Bravo has the pompous ignorance of a 17 year old that just watched Loose Change. The guy is literally retarded. Watch the Fight Companion podcasts it usually ends in Eddie reeling off random conspiracy theories, while Bryan Callen tries to get Eddie to think rationally. Meanwhile Schaub the meathead attempts conflict resolution without his fists, trying to use that little swollen CTE damaged brain of his, which you can tell does not end well. Usually Schaub will dribble out something about both of them being 'wong', which Joe tries to get them back on track while Eddie anecdotally accuses everyone of being 'in on it' and backs himself up into a corner until the show ends early

>>80031350
Every time the back and forth between Joe and Alex started to build momentum he yell something stupid into the mic and derail the convo. He kinda ruined the ep.

>>80033396
Maybe your view of the average supporter of his eminence Trump has been shaped by the fake news media

>>80033445
Holy shit is this real?

>>80031254
Jordan Peterson. It's a must.

>>80032088
It means he's a kike.

*quotes every post in this thread*
PFFFT, WHAT DID BUZZ ALDRIN TELL YOU THAT
LET ME TELL YOU /TV/, YOU DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT SPACE

>>80031254
Bill Burr's are good. They're a little weird because Bill's there to plug his stuff and sometimes you get the feeling he doesn't want to be there. You still get great, real great conversation. In his most recent one (before his last, disappointing, special) he wears a leather coat which Nia obviously picked for him and he praises her, and she's so funny, and she knows me so well. It's offputting. From him especially. But he seems to enjoy her so good for him.
Dan Blizerian's one is surprisingly really good. The millionaire who posts pics of him grabbing supermodel titties and shooting guns on his snowmobile on Instagram. He's pretty interesting and down to Earth. I'd only heard about him before, and he's unlike what people say. Just a guy who gambled his way into fame and lives like a pure hedonist, but still sees the schtick from the outside.

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>>80032907
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zah7alAm24

>>80033396
even the god emperors court needs a jester.

>>80033396
seems like you have a premade mental image of your enemy and are trying to stick darts to it even after you were forced to admit that they won't
let go of your ego

>>80033566
but my view of trump supporters has been shaped by months of /tv/ and /pol/

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>that feely feeling feel when fourteen-eighty-eight ethical veganaryanmasterrace toobeeonnest

>>80034391
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eUOpgsQnzm

>>80031254
>There is a war going on between tall handsome CIA operatives and pot bellied pedophiles

Alex Jones is aware that he's fat as fuck, right?

>>80031254
but why an enchilada specifically? does it have a simbolic meaning in mexico?

>>80033724
Thank you for this.

>>80035585
I dunno why nobody ever says big empanada/quesadilla/tostada/tamale/taquito/taco/burrito

>>80032660
why don't you fucks speak yiddish instead of that archaic hebrew mess?
Yiddish is far more superior to Hebrew, no offense mods.

>>80035585
cuz an enchilada is long, and it's sort of humorous, and it's foreign. it's a dumb expression

https://www.quora.com/Whats-the-origin-of-the-saying-the-whole-enchilada-Whos-ever-seen-a-half-enchilada-anyhow

>>80035709

what about a big chimichanga?

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>>80031254
>Well, these are succulent hot dogs
>Pffffffttffffftt
>How retarded do you have to be? Hot dogs are only like a dollar. How did Obama spend $65,000 having them flown from Hawaii to Chicago? It's impossible. If hot dogs cost a dollar, and a commercial plane ticket costs like 600 dollars, the grand total should have been like 601 dollars. Clearly, the truth is that he was talking about gay hookers. The President of the United States of America can't be heard openly talking about gay hookers, so obviously he'll use a code word. And what better code word could there be to throw the people of the scent of your insatiable appetite for giant meaty dicks in your mouth than "succulent hot dogs". How retarded do you have to be not to understand that. How retarded do you have to be?
>How
>Retarded
>Do
>You
>Have
>To
>Be

Yes, Eddie. How retarded, indeed. How very fucking retarded.

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>>80035497
I laughed at that when I heard him say it. Then again, he isn't in the CIA, (I think) so it isn't a self-incriminating statement, even if it is a silly and presumptuous one. I'm reasonably sure that not every paedo in existence is an obese, or even overweight person. That's statistically unlikely. Maybe imagining that there are fit 10/10s out there who would still rather diddle unripe skiddles is too disturbing to most people.

>>80035870
explain 65 THOUSAND dollars spent on hotgods then
explain michelle obama

>>80035870
I worked in a highly funded government facility for years, if someone told me we spent 65,000 dollars on hot dogs I wouldn't even blink.
The amount of money we went through was insane, the mark ups by the contracting companies supplying the facility was insane.

The Jordan Peterson one changed my fucking life. I got my shit together because of this guy, he knocked it out the fucking park for three hours straight. He touches on Political Correctness and where it comes from, before ending the final hour with a big talk about how he reconciles his scientific beliefs with his religious ones. You may disagree with him, but you'll come away with a new perspective on a lot of stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04wyGK6k6HE

>>80036015
>explain 65 THOUSAND dollars spent on hotgods
Having gourmet hot dogs prepared and the chartered on a private jet halfway across the world to be consumed by an enormous banquet of high ranking government officials sounds like pretty expensive proposition. If Donald Trump can rack up 10 million dollars in travel expenses in three weeks, 65 thousand dollars for a fancy party doesn't seem all that unbelievable.

But to throw a question back at you, why would he use the code word "succulent hot dogs" to cover up his gay prostitute habit as opposed to something that doesn't sound like a fucking SNL sketch highlighting the absurdity of the situation? Again, how fucking retarded do you have to be.

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>>80036280
wow what a sanctimonious stupid douche that one

>>80031717
Then watch joey diaz podcast with theo there he has even better storys..i don't want to spoil it I'm just saying "taxi driver"

>>80031703
No he was not..he did exactly what normies would do and that gave it the little extra credibility or whatever

>>80036560
>tfw when normies autistically whine about SAI programs

>>80036336
because no one was supposed to read those things
he couldn't write "oh i thoroughly enjoyed those succulent dicks the other night" but he wanted people to know what he was talking about
just like i can call you a newfag and you'll know instantly what i'm talking about and the implications of the word in the context of 4chan, but people new to 4chan can still figure it out

Peter Schiff
Gad Saad
Mike Baker

>>80036280
how did it change your life specifically?

>>80036621
>he couldn't write "oh i thoroughly enjoyed those succulent dicks the other night" but he wanted people to know what he was talking about

Why not? Nobody was supposed to read those things. You're literally saying he had to code it, but he also didn't have to code it. Like I said, tremendously retarded.

>>80036663
I used to be a Ponykin, but he showed me the error of my ways.

so maybe I just caught this way late because Im a dumbass, but do you guys think Joe sometimes passes a guest a joint because if the person is under the influence then nothing they say can be held up in court? I think the same idea applies even if a person has a single beer. Rogan may have just been covering his ass since who the fuck knows what alex jones would say

>>80036715
good to know

>>80036336
People ask drug dealers if they have some "time" or even more stupid stuff like "3 blurays"without a specific reason at 3 in the morning and you don't think they would use something like "hotdog" for gay prostitutes ?
You are the one who have no clue at all how fucking stupid people are who think nobodys listens or "get it"

>>80036688
Dude...you are the one who is retarded and you obviosly was never part of something illegal or ..where people talked about stuff without talking about stuff.
It makes no sense for you and that is exactly why people do it

>>80036663
I realized that I'd been living a lie. I stopped being a self-hating NEET, and I made efforts to place myself in uncomfortable situations. Got a hooker, started working out, came clean to my parents about the depths of my depravity and all of the things I'd been hiding from them. My life is a lot better off for it.

>>80036688
do you know what ego is motherfucker? he's the president. obviously he has a high image of himself and is acutely aware of people's perception of him and of his reputation. obviously this is something he has to keep hidden. obviously your subconscious starts treating the subject as something you have to pussyfoot around.
plus it's a little inside joke among your degenerate in-the-know friends. remember when you started discovering your sexuality and made jokes with your preteen friends about a girl's "assets" or "nice personalities she's got there"? sex was still sensitive but something you could be playful with. it was covert.
now i'm not entirely convinced of this obama gay bonanza extravaganza thing. still i don't fault people for asking questions instead of outright dismissing it as "huuurr rrretarded". especially in the context of the other, undeniably weird emails.

>>80036777
Barack Obama is a Harvard educated professor of constitutional law. Regardless of your political leanings, to equate him with some asshole phoning his weed dealer at 3AM asking for blurays without giving any thought to how transparent he sounds is fucking dumb. I'm no fan of Trump, but I would never accuse him of being that colossally stupid.

You're attempting to have your cake and eat it too. Your theory requires him to be paranoid enough to know that he needs to code what he's saying, but simultaneously, and for no reason, that he wants everyone who may or may not read it to know exactly what he's talking about. It makes no fucking sense.

has alex ever gotten the quick rundown?

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>>80033445
Bryan Callen is a pedo brah. The Hollywood jews got to him and now he's trying to deny this shit till his day comes. Not saying Eddie isn't a bit dumb too but I believe he has a purer heart

>>80036964
>do you know what ego is motherfucker?

I imagine it's probably the thing that gives someone the retard-strong confidence to speak like Samuel L. Jackson when defending a conspiracy theory that is laughably stupid to anyone who's given it two seconds of thought.

>>80037031
>harvard educated
https://youtu.be/hsQVqoxix1A

Google obama without teleprompter then you see your harvard educated doctor smartypants

>>80037279
nice argument.

maybe you should check your own ego and ask yourself why you're so adamant that this theory is 100% black-vs-white retarded.

>>80037448
>ask yourself why you're so adamant that this theory is 100% black-vs-white retarded.

Okie doke. Hold on a second...


....


.......................


............................................Okay, my self said it's because this theory is 100% black-vs-white retarded

>>80037448
People like him are cowards and NEED to convince themselves that the world isnt that bad. Like it doesnt matter if evil is waving its dick in his face he will just do any mental gymnastics necessary to delude himself into thinking things 'arent that bad.'

In short hes just a beta coward, and will be another corpse in the pile soon. dont waste time with him.

>>80031761
I still like "Saturn-worshipping Interdimensional psychic vampires" better

>>80035062
you must be new here

>>80037522
>do any mental gymnastics

Says the person defending the argument that Obama needed a code word to cover up his gay hooker proclivities but also didn't because reasons.

>>80037031
>to equate him with some asshole phoning his weed dealer at 3AM
he was head of the "choom gang" when in uni

>>80037698
65 thousand on hot dogs
The FBI has "hot dogs" listed as a code word for peadophiles. the truth is these weren't just gay hookers they were kids.

>>80037792
and now hundreds of people involved in paedophile rings have been arrested all across the USA and other nations that the Clinton foundation has pulled out from such as Haiti and Norway

>>80031563
T. Eddie

>>80031287
was this ever resolved

>>80037698
and if someone had mentioned that the British elite were involved in similar scandals ten years ago people like you would be calling them crazy, except now it's widely known and excepted.

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>>80031320
>Gavin McInnes
>Milo

>>80037792
Not to mention you can NOT get food or any organic matter like plants into the white house whatsoever. That means any flowers or plant gifts ALWAYS get incinerated after the initial ceremony.
Nothing gets into the white house.

>>80037698
>Obama needed a code word to cover up his gay hooker proclivities but also didn't
well obviously it worked because boot lickers like you are defending him even though it is incredibly suspicious.

>>80037905
Gavin was a bit a bitch his first show but was really cool recently.

>>80037698
you got hung up on my first sentence (i know, you wanted to make a funny sassy black pulp fiction joke ha ha) but didn't address my points here >>80036964
in fact, you willfully ignored them.

you're arguing against a position you made up to protect your ego. it's cognitive dissonance. I don't blame you, but check this out (or don't)
http://blog.dilbert.com/post/156857834926/sam-harris-induces-cognitive-dissonance-in-ben

>>80037909
Nothing except the constant flow of underage, foreign, brown-skinned, child prostitutes.

>>80037949
le wacky moostach edgy man

>>80037792
65 thousand on hot dogs prepared in Hawaii and chartered by private jet to Chicago to be consumed by the president at banquet with hundreds of attendees. How much do you think a private jet costs? How much do you think the fuel costs to propel said jet thousands of miles across an ocean and half a continent? How much do you think it costs to pay the federal employees who would have to ensure that the shipment is not tampered with? How about the motorcade that gets it from the restaurant to the airport, and from the airport to the banquet? Are you aware that it costs the city of New York nearly one million dollars a day to keep Trump Tower secured when Trump DOESN'T EVEN FUCKING LIVE THERE? Do you really have no concept of what this shit costs, or are you being stupid on purpose? You accuse me of intellectual dishonesty and mental gymnastics, and you can't even see the irony of that fact when you are sure beyond a shadow of a doubt that hot dogs MUST BE LITTLE BOYS BECAUSE A DUDE ON THE RADIO SAID SO. Jesus fucking Christ, you people are fucking morons.

>all the lies about Obama are real
>all the lies about Trump are false

Mhh, really makes you think

>>80037992
Yeah of course. All to delight, satiate and ultimately blackmail the occult satanist elite.
Crackpot shit but we live in a crackpot world I believe it.

>>80037888
it's crazy how that has been proven true, along with rotterham, and people are ignoring it because it is so horrifying. or we can't register it. we can't understand how a society could let this happen, how our trust could be abused right under our nose, and how powerless we are in front of it.

>>80038035
Maybe if he stopped being a nigger he'd get some slack

>>80037992
No one is saying this had to take place in the fucking White House, of course that's retarded

>>80037698
They use code words so disgusting, boot licking insects like you try to silence people who think its weird
Seriously bro if you think this is just going 'go away' youre beyond delusional. The line is being drawn in the sand, might want to think what side youre on.

>>80035870
>Hot Dog stand in Hawaii
>Searching that query shows multiple hot dog stands in Hawaii
>/pol/ does not take it at face value and claims that Obama and John Podesta are transporting male prostitutes from Hawaii.

Pizzagate is stupid.

>>80038131
You are hilariously outclassed, bro.
It's time for bed.

>>80031350
>dumb
>drunk
>wont let Alex talk
>kept bringing up stupid shit like Chemtrails when Alex and Joe were moving on to bigger and better things

>>80038195
Youre going to die soon.

*headphones fall off head*

I thought alex was christian, why is he doing drugs?

>>80038029
why the fuck would you fly hot dogs from chicago to the white house? if i want premium spaghetti i'm not gonna get it prepared in italy then flown back here.

RE: Get ready for “Chicago Hot Dog Friday”
If we get the same “waitresses,” I’m all for it!!!
Aaric S. Eisenstein
>quotes around waitresses

I think Obama spent about $65,000 of the tax-payers money flying in
pizza/dogs from Chicago for a private party at the White House not long
ago, assume we are using the same channels?

To celebrate all you hot dogs out there. Aaric, you can participate as well!
>all you hot dogs? that's a weird turn of phrase

To: [email protected]
The next three months are going to be rougher internally than in Beijing. Between 7th and 1600, no fun. Hope you’re doing ok. I’m dreaming about your hotdog stand in Hawaii…
>another weird turn of phrase there

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>>80038295
He's Gnostic

>>80038295
it was tobacco and apple juice

>>80038185
no, it's "jon podesta's" hawaii hot dog stand

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>>80038029
you really believe they flew hot dogs with privat jets from a Hawaiian hot dog stand to washington instead of using the fucking kitchen to cook some water and bake the bread ?
And what the fuck got trump to do with it at all :D

I'll give your shilling a "c" barack...no go to bed micheal wants to get his dick sucked i heard

>>80031254
Jordan Peterson one is the definitive Joe Rogan podcast

>>80031350
How can anybody not think Eddie completely ruined that episode. Imagine how great it would be if the conversation between Joe and Alex would have flowed properly and there was some semblance of structure. Instead it ended up being all over the place because Eddie "IQ of 70" Bravo kept butting in with stupid irrelevant inarticulate shit that had nothing to do with anything it was almost like he was trying to prove his conspiracy chops to Alex but just ended up coming off as a huge douche instead. Alex was trying to give us the BIG ENCHILADA™ instead we got Buzz Auldrins instagram and chem trails.

>>80034391
..........................................................................................................is this pic legit?

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>>80038394
Me too bro. Wish he'd upload more to his Podcast as I never have the time to listen to his Youtube.

>>80038324
>Obama's ego allows for him to spend exorbitant amounts of taxpayer money to fly in food from out of state for his party

So stupid it's beyond the realm of possibility.

>Obama's ego allows for him to spend $65,000 of taxpayer money to have a big gay child sex party and uses code word known to the FBI cover it up because he didn't actually want it covered up (or something? I don't know, the goal posts keep shifting)

Well that's just common fucking sense.

Christ, I hope the left is right and Trump just presses the fucking button already. Nothing good will come of humanity's continued existence.

>>80038073
people are only powerless because they allow it, I have zero sympathy for britcucks

>>80035841
yiddish is just broken slang german

>>80038550
Your outed yourself as a literal child with this post. No way youre past 10th-11th grade.

>>80032736
Can I get a swift take on this dude?

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>>80038550
Context you fucking idiot..context.

If that was only one fucking email nobody would care..but you ignore the other 90% of the story and emails.

But fun fact..just because you close your eyes and even ignore answers in this thread with examples of other emails does not mean that other people will do it to.

They will read through the thread and see which things you ignore out of purpose so that you can dance around it and build your answers..

these are really low level tactics..really..really low level.

You are a prime example of pic related

>>80031254
what a fucking legend

>>80036777
just like hookers on backpages used to ask for "roses"

>>80031350
he's an obnoxious cunt, always trying to get into the conversation without contributing anything

>>80039146
psy op to derail threads

>>80039239
he contributed that skeptics have a voice in that conversation and thus made it more credibil..
I know that is like more than 1 level of red pill and hard to understand but just try it.

>>80035487
is Honry Rollins /ourguy/?

goddamn the are so many anti-trump shills in here.

styx was right.

>>80039310
Henry rollins is on a level that we have to ask ourselves if we are /hisguys

>>80034391
>>80035487
cringe

>>80039147
stop wasting your time dude, hes arguing to defend his sugar coated worldview, nothing you do or say will change his mind hes a fucking cockroach thats too scared of reality to accept it

>>80037967
I knew I hated Ben Affleck for a reason, and it wasn't his square face in a Batman mask.

>>80039340
Henry Rollins is a 90 year old hipster poser cuck bitch that will lick any boot to get a dime.

>>80039147
>but you ignore the other 90% of the story and emails.

You mean the story that Russia hacked Podesta and found alleged code words for pedophilia that sounded suspiciously like the code words 4chan uses to refer to pedophilia, and then, highly coincidentally, 4chan realized they must be talking about pedophilia? That story?

Well, I guess I was wrong and Hitler was right. /pol/ was right again.

>>80038344
so why does he talk about jesus christ and satan?

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>>80039494
he knows who killed his gay boyfriend but wont talk, because he's afraid of them killing him.

>>80039147
A prime example of your picture is the entire board of /pol/, which highlights the ever-present irony in being a condescending fascist dumbfuck generalizing people because you're too stupid to understand how fucking stupid you are. Easily manipulated moron.

>>80039480
They're all allegorical names that used in many ways to mean the same thing.

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>>80039147
This entire post is ironic right? RIGHT?

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>>80039448
>like the codewords 4chan use
Dude..for someone who doesn't pay attention this could look like an argument..
But again..twisted around.
4chan didn't invent these words and nobody on 4chan used "hotdogs"...CP cheese pizza is kinda obvious how that evolved but still..pedos came here and brought their cp and slang with them..and not the other way around.
You act as if 4chan invented these words and then the pedos outside from here would use them magically..that is your argument..it is straight up lying and twisted like that it could make sense for a clueless person..

Dude..i will break all your bullshit apart if i have to

My autism is for the children..like wutang..you fucking pedo enabler

>>80031254
Massive Joe Rogan fan... could wait for this! Literally couldn't watch it and gave it several chances. Hes just too controlled opposition.

Alex "Its everybody but the Jews" Jones

>>80031350
He almost ruined the episode several times. I'm not sure why he was there in the first place. The only time he was likable was when he was play fighting with Alex.

>>80039643
Did you ever consider that the people blaming Jews for everything are shills themselves, which is why they're constantly lying about even the smallest details?

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>think people just enjoy watching Alex Jones because he's hilarious and a meme machine
>realize there are people that take everything he's saying seriously

>>80039557
>a condescending fascist dumbfuck generalizing people
>the entire board of /pol/
>entire
>ever-present irony
>you're too stupid to understand how fucking stupid you are
fantastic post

>>80039557
Except on deals in facts as much they can and one is literally evil made flesh.
HITLER WAS A JEW BASTARD GRANDCHILD OF THE ROTHSCHILD AND A CHOSEN PAWN TO REACH THEIR GOALS AND IF FAIL WOULD AT LEAST SULLY NATIONALISM (((ANTI -GLOBALISIM))) FOR A 100 YEARS.
WAKE UP PEOPLE. WE'RE ALL WRONG AND RIGHT AGAINST THE JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWS.
Not him btw.

>>80039699
The entire board of /pol/ meaning it's coated from top to bottom in the most dishonest "argumentation" you can find on the internet, including even putting parentheses around words as a way of passive-aggressively loading them with connotations of propaganda. You're a fucking idiot.

>>80039788
>>80039147
You are 100% the kind of person adolf is talkin about.
Maybe not jewish but a fucking shill

>>80039788
Everything is propaganda whether we mean it or not in some way or another. Even me posting now. Sorry you can't filter it out (((anon)))

>>80035870
Does Hawaii even have a steady supply of pork? I thought they imported tons of SPAM?

>>80039632
>You act as if 4chan invented these words and then the pedos outside from here would use them magically.

No, I act as if 4chan made up those code words and then projected them onto emails that have nothing to do with pedophilia because 4chan is made up mostly of idiots and russian trolls.

>>80039861
>>80039835
There's no sense in explaining to people this stupid why or how they're wrong. Let's just say I hope you get cancer, which might help you understand more viscerally how your arrogance combined with your stupidity comes across.

>>80039886
I would assume that Hawaii has access to at least enough pork to cater a single banquet...Yes.

>>80039925
Cool. I hope you have a good night too. Maybe you'll come back when you can argue like an adult.

>>80038465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LtvJgV64_U

>>80036280
pretty impressed how someone else can have as high level consciousness as I

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>>80031254
Finally got around to listening to this podcast today.
Learned some interesting things about Alex Jones. He's most definitely a nutjob, but I can see how he appears nuttier than he actually is.

There's maybe a grain of truth behind all his nonsense, but he likes to make up crazy allegories for everything and he has nobody to temper him so he starts raving about psychic vampires controlling the world government.

You have to parse his bullshit into ordinary language in order to realize he's talking about the dirty affairs of powerful people which is a much more grounded and realistic topic. I still disagree with him, but I kind of get where he's coming from.

>>80035870
Most of the money spent on shit like that is for security, or crazy gifts to get people to show up, or overpaid event organizers.

It's like a wedding. Sure, the cake and decorations realistically cost fucking dirt, but they've got everyone so hard by the balls that they can make you spend all the money.

>>80039583
Is yours? Do you not understand the triple irony and retardation you just made with your own post?

>>80040215
Stop trying to rationalize his bullshit kid.

>>80040215
the view in to the blue-pillers mind is always so discouraging
>>80039557
you realize the actual hitler fans in /pol/ are (((nazis)))

>>80039688
fuck off libcuck

i'll take the basic enchilada

>>80040215
the greatest bullshit artists leave kernels of truth in otherwise crazy rants

i'm a pretty big conspiracy theorist but its clear Alex is either acting or is paid to say insane shit

>>80039685
He talks about the Jews constantly he just calls them Globalists.

>>80040633
I don't think so. I think he just desperately latches onto anything you give him. As most conspiracy theorists do.
You don't have to pay him to say insane shit, you just have to feed him an idea and he'll run with it all on his own.

>>80031254
Of the recent episodes, #913 Christopher Ryan was one of my favorites. Great guest.

>>80040296
Exactly. People are treating it as if it was a case of Obama walking up to a Nathan's Famous for lunch and trying to convince us the bill came out to $65,000. Is paying that much to cater an event stupid and wasteful? Yes. Is it beyond the realm of conceivability? Not even a little.

>>80040580
what a bizarre assumption

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I took one of those pills and I'm not sure which one, blue pill red pill bogpill etc

We've all forgotten what we are, we will never be whole. Never intact
I'm sure that if you try to focus you'll feel that it hurts somewhere, now I can't explain where but you'll know what I'm talking about when it's there
You have to rid yourself of it and when you do you know that you'd do it all again. You won't know why for a while but then you will start to feel divisively real than the days you've spent unconcerned.

We look at children that have become books, telling stories and never ventilates. Then people look and they look afraid because they know that we've betrayed ourselves as long we've been out here in this place.

This is hell

>>80042737
Damn...that's deep man
*hits bong*

ベーシックゲシュタルト (2017)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlrNFA037KI&ab_channel=Mr.PepeKekism

>>80031254
There aren't any, the guy is a fucking scatterbrained knucklehead. Le black science man was pretty good, I guess, and only because Joe didn't carry the conversation.

Question: How the fuck is he gonna just drop a term like "psychic vampire" in the middle of the podcast like he's referencing the weather? Why didn't Joe ask about that? Is he serious, or is this another thing he's saying the NWO believe about themselves but obviously isn't true? I can never fucking tell with this guy.

Also, what is the story on the video where he calls Obama and Hillary demons? Is that taken out of context or is that something he actually believes?

>>80042877
Why doesn't anyone on 4chan know what a metaphor is?

>>80042895
Is this a metaphor, too?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5KTiAcTEyc

>>80043032
If it sounds crazy, it's a metaphor.

>>80040475
Dumb. Sad!

>>80043032
>1:41

You're doing the exact cherrypicking AJ fans are talking about you moron.

His insane rants always have an arc that makes logical sense, even if factually wrong.

>>80043074
I think it's trying to communicate...

>>80043032
Sure Hillary.
Hes just uses religion and basic human energies to close the gaps of corruptions, He is such a pure soul he cant grasp that people some are just evil, and has swapped jews for hte delvil

>>80043053
>I've been told there's a rotten smell around Hillary. I'm not kidding, folks. I've been told this by high up folks. They say, "listen, Obama and Hillary both smell like sulfur". I've never said this because the media would go crazy with it. I've talked to people who are in protective details, and I mean, they're scared of her. They say, "Listen. She's a fricken' demon and she smells bad and so does Obama", and I'm like, "like what" and they say, "like sulfur". They smell like HELL.

That's a metaphor?

>>80043102
Okay, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, but can you tell me exactly what you think he was saying and why you think it?

I took two or three tabs and watched that Alex Jones episode. I started to go into thought loops and eventually wento into ego death when Alex went into that long rant about interdimensional vampires.I lost all ability to communicate and just sat there trying to fight off any psychic vampires that might have been trying to pinpoint my vibrational frequency since I was reaching a new state of consciousness. After warding them off I was able to reach a calm state through meditation. Opened some chakras and came back down to Earf a few hours later.

It all started because Eddie freaked me out with his Buzz Aldrin bullshit.

>>80043256
He's saying they have an aura of corruption around them. Come on, guy. Just because he gets passionate about things and uses metaphors doesn't mean he's CRAZY.

the psychic vampires thing is not a metaphor he is being serious they believe child sacrifices to satanic powers gives them power. He has said on his show that the Queen came from Transylvania and they used to drink blood for vitality. thats where the myth of vampires came from according to him.

>>80043301
Seems Hes talking about Hillary's want to instigate conflict Russia in Syria over the flyzone, He then talks on Hillary's health problems where she spazms and blames the bulk of it on flys rather than any sickness. Her being into sick stuff might refer to John Podestas personal art collection. Then he uses first hand sources at events to build a narrative of sulfpher.

>>80033724
>>80038394
this

>>80043497
So how about this. Metaphors? Is there a weird performance art angle to the Alex Jones Show that I'm missing? If that's the case, why not just say that? Seems like he's giving the MSM a lot of ammo for no particular reason. I guess one could say he's just trying to be entertaining, but if his goal is to open people's eyes to the terrible things the government is doing and to put the country on the right path, wouldn't it be better to be straightforward about it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOxiNRLmp4o

>>80043661
fuck off, Soros

shit i just realized how stupid so many of you guys are that you would hear psychic vampires and think he means vampires that can read minds and not people that enjoy human misery because they are evil psychopaths.

>>80043799
>shit i just realized how stupid so many of you guys are that you would hear psychic vampires

No, I thought he meant vampires who fed off the youthful energy of the children they are raping, because that's what he said. "Vampires who read minds" sounds ridiculous, and not only because vampires are fictitious, but also because those are two entirely unrelated archetypes so why the fuck would anyone lump them together? Like, how does one enhance the other? Also, you're a stupid nigger.

>>80043722
ebin retort. You sure put me in my place. Quite literally the only person who could conceivably disagree with Alex Jones is George Soros. Everyone else takes everything he says as gospel. Everyone. It's completely uncontroversial. Every. Single. Human.

>>80043799
>shit i just realized how stupid so many of you guys are that you would hear psychic vampires and think he means vampires that can read minds

Wait...What? You think people hear "psychic vampires" and think "vampires who read minds"? Fucking KEK. How did you arrive at that conclusion? Even if we presuppose that they're taking the term literally, why would they think "vampires that read minds" instead of "vampires who feed on some kind of psychic energy"? If they're reading the kids' minds, how is their vampirism relevant? And if they're drinking the kid's blood, how is their telepathy relevant? I mean, I guess you could be implying that it's a two step process where the vampires are reading the kid's mind to gain some kind of pertinent information that could be used to put them in some kind of vulnerable position wherein they could then drink their blood, but honestly that premise seems a little crowded and could stand to benefit from some workshopping.