what a dumb fucking scene take a private jet load the money on

>>80017757
>that's how everyone does it
he didn't.

mask yew sumin jordan

>>80017757
What's her name? Her butt is cute.

>Private airplanes are not subjected to customs from international flights, you can just fly in a nuke and a ton of coke ez pz

Real life is not an action movie.

>>80017818
You can take anything on a private jet moron it's why Johnny Depp got in trouble for bringing dogs to australia they don't search you

>>80017818
PRIVATE Jets. They would need probably cause and to have a warrant if they wanted to search your PRIVATE jet. idiot

>>80017836
Woah.

If only drug cartels and arms dealers thought of that.

Hey why don't ISIS just charter a bunch of gulfstreams and blow up N.Y?

>>80017911
see>>80017878

Private jets are treated the same as cars. You can drive across the border right? You can bring a bomb in your car across the border if you wanted unless the cops have a reason to search you they legally can't search you.

>>80017757
OOGA

ME AS A U SUMMIN

>>80017911
Are you pretending to be retarded

>>80017818
But that movie IS a movie, anon...

>>80017878
Do you own the airport too?

>>80017932
I thought they searched all the cars coming back into the US?

>>80017987
never search mine but I'm canada

>>80017982
what airport?

do you think you have to go through security if your using your own plane? kek, you just use the runway.

>>80017932
>they legally can't search you.
Are you fucking retarded?

>>80017878
If only the law was created by imagination...

Private Aviation security, customs and immigration may be more lax, but is still there. Not saying it doesn't happen and is very possible, but the majority of private jet flying is done by the people who can afford it.

Plus years have gone by since the that time. There are other ways of smuggling money now

>>80017757
is this from a porno?

>>80018044
not him, but they can only search you if you refuse a body scan

>>80018044
probable

cause

you numale

>>80018010
You still have to clear customs even if it's a private plane. Even militarily aircraft returning from overseas have to go through customs.

>>80017878
>>80017932
>>80018010
>>80017955

Are you people fucking retarded, you think a private airplane is like some sort of ultra libertarian pocket dimension of lawlessness even when flying across nation borders?

Yes there is considerably less scrutiny than airline travel, but you tards think it's a fucking pulp movie.

>Yeah just bring how many u want no need to declare, it's my plane!! No u don't need passports, it's my plane! You don't need to even contact to your destination airport with flight plan, just land at an airstrip bro, they have to take u in!

Fucking neets you are so damn useless.

>>80018172
>Even militarily aircraft returning from overseas have to go through customs.
Why would they search them on return? they'd probably have sold all the illegal shit already

>>80018073
>>80018083
If they want to check you out any excuse will do.

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>>80017757

>>80018172
only on international flights. so hide the money in the airplane, go through customs when entering the country. then go back to the plane, take a domestic flight, skip the custom and carry the money home (on low security airports you can LITERALLY drive straight into the runway with your car and back). if same rules apply in foreign countries it's a done deal. hiding a few thousand in cash on a plane can't be that hard, stuff it in the seats or whatever. better than what's happening in op.

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>>80018083
>posts like a young reddit fag
>accuses others of being a numale.

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>>80018215
SIDES GONE

>>80018215

I was waiting for this, yes.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1488016445673.webm
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>>80018195
>Yes there is considerably less scrutiny than airline travel
that's the point anon...

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>>80018215
>keeping your subways fresh in the fridge
Smart

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>>80018215
It had to be done

>>80018196
To stop troops from bringing illegal shit back as souvenirs or to sell. There's also limits on how much booze and cigs you can brings in with out paying tax on it. Plus you still have to fill out immigration documents and get your passport checked.

>>80018263
Are there any m'asks in Sicario or Punisher?

>>80018278
Then don't give me that shit "they legally can't search you" or "lol u just land and get into your car".

>Hey whatchu got there
Is all the reason they need to go through all your belongings and plane.

>this thread
why can't movies attract intelligent people, /tv/? how do we fix this medium?

>>80018286
That's not Margot, c+ for effort though

>>80018330
maybe we could meme

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>>80018215
Does Jonah like them sweaty? Is ass sweat better culinaryly speaking than say pits?

>>80018314
Nah. He actually plays literate characters in those

>>80018330
>we
fuck off newfag

>>80018243
You are right with the cooperation of ground crew you could easily hid large amounts of cash and would be smarter then what they did in the film. Drugs you can't really get away with anymore because they bring out sniffer dogs due to troops hiding drugs inside aircraft coming back from Vietnam.

I've done cocaine on a jet

>>80018249
>spacing means youre reddit

you still dont belong here newfag

>you got my money strapped to your tits you do work for me

I cringe at this tryhard line every time

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>>80018195
>libertarian pocket dimension

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>>80018215

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>>80018215

>>80018504
You're not going to convince anyone you're not a redditfag

>>80018215
fukken saved

Pizza Tiger? What did they mean by this?