Daily reminder that this is what 32 years old man in Harry Potter

Shameful self-bump

>>80012896
Yeah, that was disappointing. Should've simply let Farrell play Grindewald, he is breddy good

Why is every Harry Potter book named after something first introduced in that particular book apart from Half-Blood Prince who has been there all along?

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>>80012896
>this is what 32 years old man in Harry Potter universe looks like
welcome to reality anon

>>80013268
It's named after what the book's plot is related to. That's generally what titles are for, mate.

>>80013367
Yeah, but every plot element all the other books are named after only gets introduced in that book

>>80013405
Foreshadowing is hard man. Also, you dont have to foreshadow anything if you make up shit as you write (insert smug nigga pointing at his brains meme)

>>80013268
Maybe name of sixth book was changed? Notice how unlike all the other titles Half-Blood Prince is not even essential to the story

>>80013405
>Yeah, but every plot element all the other books are named after only gets introduced in that book

That's not true. If that were the case then Harry would have only used the invisibility cloak in the first book, Sirius never would have become a recurring character and The diadem horcrux wouldn't have been destroyed with the basilisk fang.

>>80013557
That's because the mystery surrounding the Half Blood Prince is a red herring intended to lead the reader astray.

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>>80012896
So he's only 4 years older than Newt?

>>80012896
This was the one part of the movie that I 100% hated.

>>80013108
This

>>80012896
I'n 27 And I look worse than him

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So, is Eddie Redmayne a shit actor or Yeates told him to play Newt autistic?

>>80014035
Newt is supposed to be autistic, like most zookeepers.

>>80014035
fucking hate redmayne, he constantly looks like he's on the verge of a panic attack

>>80014035
I think he was supposed to be autistic around people and get well with animals, I got no idea why so many people shit on his acting in this flick

>>80014210
I can see why.I think his autistic side is not conveyed too well, it needed more exposition, if it wasnt for the line "people think I'm annoying"
Some kind of tantrum, or crisis, or even just a tick, could've helped.

>>80013108

Why did they replace him?

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>>80014191
>hating this qt pie

Literally scum.

>Dullest franchise poster doesn't detect Fantastic Beast threads

Relax, nerds, Farrell is still alive, to shapeshift into somebody you need to regularly drink potion with his hair or something

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>>80014191
He always looks timid and paranoid, it makes the thought of raping him even more appealing.

>>80014287
>or even just a tick

Him pointedly not being able to maintain eye contact with people is a pretty obvious autistic tick desu.

>>80014315
This is actually the second time that I create HP thread and dullest franchise pasta is not posted

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>>80014315
Maybe he didn't recognize it because it is a part of one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

>>80014371
Like cockwork

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Time to go mobile

>>80014287
He has plenty of autistic features.
>Doesn't make eye contact with anyone
>Stumbles over his words constantly and says awkward and cringe shit (see when he says "Same as you" to Jacob)
>Clearly panics in the Goldstein apartment, stands by the door the whole time trying to get out
>Throws a tantrum and starts screaming when he's being arrested

>>80014371
No!
That's not the full pasta. You're an imposter

>>80014191
His innocent boyish face and vulnerability he exudes is part of his charm, it brings out extreme reactions in people, whether it's the desire to protect, hate, or brutally rape him.

>>80014371
POST THE REST FAGGOT

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How fittting that a 32 year old man is portrayed like this, in one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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>>80013268
>Calls all the books Harry Potter and the Hogwarts

>>80014490
TGG should not be god tier

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>>80014312
Why is this jizz wizard playing tennis?

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>>80012896
Friendly reminder that this is the first HP-related movie to win an Oscar because it is so /fa/.

Fantastic Beasts confirmed for being superior to Harry Potter.

>>80014589
Because he's a privileged Eton boy. Tom Hiddleston, James Corden, and prince William have all probably been inside him at some point.

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Very well, Grindelwald, you totally bamboozling, all sexy with your edgy haircut and horrific androgynous monster face

HOWEVER

>>80014655
why did Dumbledore and Grindelwald age so fucking badly?

>>80014683
Dumbledore is like 110 in that picture

>>80013999
What went wrong with anons born in the 90s?

>>80014312
>>80014340
Kill yourselves faggots

>>80014683
Anytime somebody asks a question like this in a harry potter thread that faggot posts that copypasta

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>>80014741
>he doesn't want to fuck Redmayne

He basically looks like a girlier Jessica Chastain/Felicity Jones.

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>>80014741
Prettier than Bunnyfu

>>80014845
Why are guys born in the 90's such faggots?

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>>80014879

>>80014340
He's cute when he cries, imagine how gorgeous he'd be while getting violated

>>80014294
Farrell was playing Grindelwald when he was under the effects of the polyjuice potion. So you go from someone commanding as fuck with just the right amount of creep to freakin Johnny Depp.

>>80012896
>daily reminder that this is what british people look like

FTFY

>>80015249
but Depp is an Amerifat

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>>80012896
Daily reminder that that this beautiful, pure twink on the left and OP's pic are only separated by about 15-20 years.

>>80014900
If I didn't know better I'd have thought this is a scene from a porno.

>>80013268

Two of the Deathly Hallows were introduced in Philosophers Stone

I still dont get why they didnt just keep Ferrell as the bad guy. Johnny is so overrated

>>80014035
>>80014191
His acting was the only thing redeemable about this movie, you plebs. Holy shit.

>>80015389
>Dumbledore was a ginger twink
>Newt is a ginger twink

What did Rowling mean by this?

>>80015829
That Newt is Dumbledore, obviously. Are you dumb?

>>80015443
No they weren't.

>>80015420
you just know redmayne had to suck that fat bearded dude off at some point

>>80015829
If Grindelwald is mad gay for Al, why didn't he try to rape Newt at some point?

>>80015389
I'm pretty sure that's supposed to be Grindelwald on the right, not the left

>>80016341
>sent him straight to the gas chamber without even raping him

Is Grindelwald literally retarded?

>>80016361
Grindelwald is younger than Dumbledore.

Plus him being an evil manipulative qt twink turns me on more.

>>80016377
>a younger version of Dumbledore practically falls in his lap
>only response is to get bitchy over how close he is to Dumbledore and try to kill him off

If Grindelwald had just chained Newt up and kept him as a mindbroken sex slave, he could've gotten away with everything.

Wait, Grindelwald was a gay too? I thought Dumby just had a one-sided homo crush on him

>>80016857
>what makes Albus Dumbledore so fond of you?

Nigga was jelly as fuck

>>80014418
>see when he says "Same as you" to Jacob

Was that him basically pulling a "y-you too..." moment?

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>>80012896
David Lynch, is that you?

>>80014490

>Great Gatsby, Atlas Shrugged and Les Misérables that high

>Nausea and Ulysses that low

>Catch-22 in low-tier

>To Kill a Mockingbird in shit-tier

No mention of Oblomov, Under the Volcano, Journey to the End of the Night, Infinite Jest, Houellebecq's novels, Prezec, Bukowski, Proust and many others.

>babby's first classics

>>80012896
Nice hair

>>80017341
Don't insult Lynch by comparing him to the fat ugly fuck in the OP.

>>80017341
It's him, or David from The Lost Boys really let himself go.

>>80017903
Wew someone must have really loved muhdreamdrive here.

>>80016857
Nah they were really into each other, they fucked like rabbits.

i know plenty of 32 year olds who look like that

>>80014533
>>80017489
why do people still feel compelled to reply to this

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>>80018132
Then explain this semen demon being 34 and having fathered a child.

>>80014294
farrell and redmayne had an affair behind the scenes. redmayne wanted farrell out

>>80018184

everyone ages different?

>>80018184
Years of sucking dick has left him looking youthful

>>80018227
But redmayne has affairs with most men he works with, why would he only pick on Farrell?

>>80018355
farrell doesnt have an oscar

>>80016303
He's right about the invisibility cloak. Technically he's also right about the elder wand since Dumbledore had it but his wand was never really mentioned.

>>80012896
Didn't she already use this plot twist in one of the other movies?

>>80018375
but Redmayne has an admitted crush on Farrell, surely he'd want to keep him around and indulge in some good Irish dicking at every opportunity?

>opening about grindewald (depp) ends with him facing a crowd and the camera on the back of his head
>next scene shows Farell with the camera on the back of his head
Why.

>hating on Johnny Depp

I look forward to see how much fun he's going to have playing Grindelwald.

>>80012896

>just like my japanese animes

>>80015389
>before /pol/

>>80012896
>after /pol/

>>80013633
Do you know what the word "introduced" means?

>>80012896
maybe because you don't see many people in your basement
that is why you don't know how a 32 year old man looks like

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>>80018184
>35 years old
>still looks young and cute

How can other twinks even possibly compete?

>>80018696
He's going to die before the third film of the saga, screencap this

>>80015389

Tbf if you picked a 1997 photo of Johnny Depp...

>>80018096
I don't like his movies, I just think David Lynch is a handsome older man.

>>80018806
good post

>>80013268
maybe because its one of the dullest..

>>80019506
Considering the backlash against the Depp casting, they probably will kill him off in an attempt to save face even if it fucks up canon

>>80019593
No, I mean Depp will actually die

To be fair in the 20s even teenagers looked like they were pushing 40.

>>80018602
Redmayne is said to have big influence with Rowling, why doesn't he just demand that she write a scene of him getting dicked by Farrell? Libs would love it for being progressive. Everyone wins.

>>80019744
Because that would interfere with Hollywood shilling that ugly chick who played his love interest in fantastic beasts.

JUST DEBTT