Isn't it a bit strange for Bruce Wayne to adopt a fully

>>80005631
Its actually the perfect cover if you think about it..whats better than people thinking you are a playboy? people thinking that you are a fag pretending to be a playboy.

Nobody would think a closeted guy could ever be Batman.

>>80005631
BAT NIPPLES
BAT ABS

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mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>80005631
This was perfectly acceptable in ancient times and definitely had nothing to do with gay sex.

>>80005631
I love the forever suits, the movie was quite good too. Back then capeshit was allowed to look good

>>80005697
you forgot BAT ASS

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>>80005697
BAT...PIECE

>>80005990

Absolutely true. See: Noble Achilles, greatest of the Greeks.

>>80005990
>gay sex
You're a fucking homophobe. It was all about Bruce establishing dominance over another male. It's a power thing. Bruce was a fucking billionaire and he could buy anything, but to have control over another man requires one to establish dominance in the form of sex. It's not gay, fag.

>>80006295

Nice Transformer you got there bro

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Let us cavort like the Greeks of old!

You know the ones I mean

Can't speak for the movie but in most canons. Bruce adopts Dick when Bruce is around 27 and Dick is 12. Dick becomes a grown ass man by the time Bruce is in his late 30's.

>>80006747

Yea we're all familiar with the basic premise of Batman and Robin fuckwit, this thread is clearly about the movie Batman Forever.

>>80005631
he adopted him since gay marriage was not an option yet

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>>80006416
>mfw what if all these movies are different parts of the matrix and the transformers is a comedy to the machines

>>80005631
>directed by Joel Shumacher

>>80005631
This batman is better than tv would like to admit
prove me wrong

>>80008924
He's played by George Clooney. There, that was easy.

>>80008978
its not clooney though, clooney did the one with scharzy as mister freeze, this is val kilmer and he's the best bruce wayne of the franchise
prove me wrong

>>80005631
Well, that's just bad casting for the role. In the story he was supposed to be in his teens, like 14-16, and they got a guy about 10 years older than that to play him.

Also, it's pretty goddamn cheesy but I love Batman Forever. I mean. I'll be real, it's no 1989 or Nolan Batman, but it's good in a corny/campy/fun way.

But Batman and Robin blows.... probably the worst one ever made and this INCLUDES Batman v Superman.